I can see it now...
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"Get your ass back here!"
A large panda ran through the gate of the Tendo compound as fast as it could. Right behind it was a very, very pregnant redhead. As the gathered family stared, they started chasing each other- well, it was pretty obvious that the young woman was doing the chasing, but the panda was very carefully keeping a flustered Tendo Soun in the middle.
"Dammit, Pops, this is all your fault!"
<Tendo, save me!> it signed frantically.
"Um, Miss," Tendo Soun said, "is there something wrong?"
"Damn right that is!" She glared at the panda, just out of reach on the other side of the beleaguered homeowner. "First that dumbass does this to me, and then it says I've got to get married!"
Kasumi blinked. "Well it would hardly do... one moment. Could you please explain that?"
"How can it be a panda's fault you're pregnant?" her middle sister, Nabiki asked. "I mean, you had to have some involvement here. It's not like a panda can knock you up."
The tiny redhead, her belly seeming that much bigger because of her size, snapped, "You might be surprised." She made certain to keep an eye on the object of her ire, even as she turned toward the girls.
"No," Nabiki disagreed, "I'm pretty sure it's a biological impossibility. Although..." Tiny yen signs appeared in the girl's eyes. "I've been told there may be a market for that kind of activity, and if you're willing..."
The pregnant lady blanched. "Ew! You've got to be kidding me!"
"Well, you've as much as said you had already done it, pervert," the third girl, Akane, said. She flipped her long black ponytail back over her shoulder.
The woman's face locked up in a rictus of disgust.
"Let's get you inside," the eldest Tendo daughter said. "Daddy, will you please do something about the panda there- perhaps Animal Control? I'll prepare some tea; we may be able to finish this before your guests arrive."
