Ranma ½ Spring of drowned ???
- Thread starter Master of Squirrel-Fu
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foesjoe said:
What about a Ranma/Twilight crossover where Ranma steals Bella away from Edward?
Of course, that means he'll have to beat off a few vampires and werewolves, but you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs, right?
Of course, that means he'll have to beat off a few vampires and werewolves, but you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs, right?
Master of Squirrel-Fu said:
foesjoe said:
What about a Ranma/Twilight crossover where Ranma steals Bella away from Edward?
Of course, that means he'll have to beat off a few vampires and werewolves, but you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs, right?
Of course, that means he'll have to beat off a few vampires and werewolves, but you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs, right?
For much lulz and anger that this shit got published see this page.
http://markreadstwilight.buzznet.com/user/
God, I didn't want to say anything because I get the feeling some people see here me as a big Akane fanboy... But I totally agree with Lawra on this. Having to be in a relationship with Bella would probably hurt the mind and the soul way the hell more than any flanderised Akane could possibly inflict to the human body.
So, uh... Twilight then. Not read it, but I have looked into what people of similar tastes to myself have said about it. They didn't like it. They explained why, and I decided to avoid it like someone soaked it in smallpox pus.
And here's some advice for everybody that hates the thing so much. Ignoring it will be far more damaging to the franchise than hate. Dismissing it as tripe is sufficient, if someone asks your opinion. Because if you get angry and respond to it, then the fans of the damn thing will, and I mean will rally behind it. Human nature. You criticise something someone's culture, they will rise up and defend it. Mercilessly. Which means they probably wind up spending more on it just to spite all the mean, nasty people on the Internet that just don't get it.
So, uh... Twilight then. Not read it, but I have looked into what people of similar tastes to myself have said about it. They didn't like it. They explained why, and I decided to avoid it like someone soaked it in smallpox pus.
And here's some advice for everybody that hates the thing so much. Ignoring it will be far more damaging to the franchise than hate. Dismissing it as tripe is sufficient, if someone asks your opinion. Because if you get angry and respond to it, then the fans of the damn thing will, and I mean will rally behind it. Human nature. You criticise something someone's culture, they will rise up and defend it. Mercilessly. Which means they probably wind up spending more on it just to spite all the mean, nasty people on the Internet that just don't get it.
I was wrong. I don't know what came over me thinking anything related to that cesspool of shit nonsense (it can't even be called writing) could be anything other than shit itself. I would post a Motivaional poster of someone doing Seppuku but there are some blocks so i'll do it later.
EDIT:
Toldya I would
EDIT:
Toldya I would
Spring of drowned Shinso vampire with the body of a child
Spring of drowned magically overpowered idiot
Spring of drowned Capturing God
Spring of drowned Murder Princess
Spring of drowned Pheonix Kami named Saffron in baby stage
Spring of drowned giant toddler
Spring of drowned Eidolan
Spring of drowned goddess of Harmony
Spring of drowned collection of various playstation games
Spring of dronwed futa
Spring of drowned magically overpowered idiot
Spring of drowned Capturing God
Spring of drowned Murder Princess
Spring of drowned Pheonix Kami named Saffron in baby stage
Spring of drowned giant toddler
Spring of drowned Eidolan
Spring of drowned goddess of Harmony
Spring of drowned collection of various playstation games
Spring of dronwed futa
[Spring of drowned loopers]
That would be an overpowered Ranma since the start with the memories, power, powers, abilities, knowledge, techniques, technology, beings, tresaures, pocket universes of looper! Ranma. Other posbility would fathim stiil changing sexes with his male side a combination of Ranma, Naruto, Harry, Ichigo and Anakin, and his female side one of Ranma-chan, Lina, Usagi, Nanoha and Fate, both sides with all of the mentioned of them above in one Ranma.
That would be an overpowered Ranma since the start with the memories, power, powers, abilities, knowledge, techniques, technology, beings, tresaures, pocket universes of looper! Ranma. Other posbility would fathim stiil changing sexes with his male side a combination of Ranma, Naruto, Harry, Ichigo and Anakin, and his female side one of Ranma-chan, Lina, Usagi, Nanoha and Fate, both sides with all of the mentioned of them above in one Ranma.