TFF: Halloween World

[Shaderic]

When I woke up, it was dark.

My legs shook, as I slowly rose to my feet and took stock of the room.

The lights were out, and one of the windows had been broken. I shivered as the wind blew in. It was colder than I remember it being. The rest of the room didn't do much to inspire confidence in me. The tables had been knocked down, and the food strewn everywhere. One of the TVs had been smashed, and there wasn't a soul in the room.

Or, so I thought, until I saw the corpse. It wasa already rotted, and the smell was unbearable. I ran out the room, bile rising into my mouth as I went.

What had happened?

As I ran in the dark, I started to notice things. Like, how quiet the campus had become. That there were almost no lights on. Even the street lamps were almost all out. Or rather, smashed. But, what could break a street light like that?

Then, I spotted a light. Or rather, I spotted the library, which still had it's lights on.

Maybe there were people there.

 

[Latewave]

"My head. It seems those two have come to an agreement. I guess this mean I have to become one again. At least they can't fault me for what I did."
There goes the fun part of the Overlord D00D
Lance's hair darkens back to black.
Magic Hair colour powers go D00D
"How did I get here."
Ed brought you here D00D
Memories from the id come to the fore.
His name is Ed not id D00D
"Okay that was cool and wrong but cool. He had the right idea bout the wenching tho. Let's go find Jubilee."
Still with the priorithies D00D

 

[Aarik]

Necron = Xeno = PURGE the Xeno!
YUZ IS KRUMPIN DEM BOTS GOOD!
Tau = Xeno = PURGE the Xeno!
DOSE WEADY BLUE 'UNS TO!
Chaos Cultist = Heretic = KILL the heretic!
WAAAUGH! GET DEM CHAOS GITS!
Eldar = Xeno = PURGE the Xeno!
YEAH KRUMP DA PANZY'S!
Ork = Xeno = PURGE the Xeno!WITH FIRE
WUT! YOU NO BE KRUMPIN NO ORKZ! WE BE KRUMPIN YUSE!
Space Marine = Ally = DEMAND THEM TO KILL MORE XENOS AND HERETICS!
MOAR BEEKIE'S FOR DA SCRAP! GOOD!
Imperial Guardsmen = Ally = Still alive = they are vastly exceeding expectations, commend later if any survive.
DEY IS DA PUNY 'OOMIE'S ROIYGHT! iz dey like yor grots?
Sororita = TITS!
WHAT ARE DEM SOFT GUBBINS?
Innocent Civilian + Seeing Xeno's and Heretics = KILL!
KRUMPIM ALL! WAAAAAUUGH!
DAEMON! + ON FIRE +
"Feel the heat that is but a glimmer of eternal torment!"
= KILLMAIMBURNPURGEKILLMAIMBURNPURGE!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGH!
Why am I moving, what... am I doing...
YA STOOPID 'OOMIE YOU IZ FIGHTIN!

 

[Latewave]

It was a good idea to give that girl my golem as a protector, but what am I going to do for meat shield now? Treant are not as good for damage soakage as Golems and I already used the golem spell so no fusion golems. What now?
I dunno D00D
Hssssssssssssss
What's that D00D?

 

[shibosho]

.....Crap, my sense of direction is shot as usual. How the hell did I end up back where I started?!
Your sense of direction sucks, dood
The ruins of the house were unchanged, and the scent of blood had begun the fill the air around it. The streetlights however had been smashed by something. Strangely enough though, I could see extremely well, despite of the lack of proper lighting. Suddenly I sensed movement coming from one ofthe streets. Without thinking about the dangers I sprung into action and ran towards it.
NO! RUN AWAY, DOOD!
I found a vampire and a dead werewolf. The wampire was barely alive/existing. With my enhanced vision and my new found sense of smell, recognition slammed into me like a mallet.
What? you know them, dood?
Mr and Mrs Carpenter.
That's a pretty common family name, dood
"Ad..rian?" Mr Carpenter had noticed me. On closer inspection, I realised that there was a wooden plank shoved into when the heart should be.
Wow, most vampires die immediately when they get stabbed in the heart, dood
What the heck happened?! And where's Kayla?!
Kayla? who's that, dood? Your girlfriend, dood?
"It...happened...so...fast...Monster took Kayla...Tried to save her...Marian was killed...I'm dying....Please.....Protect....Kayla......" And with that, Mr Carpenter disintergrated into ash.
And there he goes, dood
Mr and Mrs Carpenter, I swear that I will find and protect Kayla. Now then, I needed a lead.
How about that way, dood!
Sniff Sniff
Are you part dog or something, dood?
The smell of candy and strawberry scented shampoo was nearby. And there was something else as well.
Smells kinda fishy, dood
Like a wolf on the trail of the hunt, I followed the scent.
Guess I'll come along as well, dood. Got nothing better to do, dood

 

[GhostElder]

The energy claws dissipated, and a spin kick left him balancing on the wolfs head where it had been sent into the street hard, meanwhile a rapier had bisected the space he'd been crouched in. A palm strike, or is it a paw strike? shot out to hit the hand holding the hilt.

The strike did little more than smack it, the physical attack probably didn't even sting. The real damage though was the handful of Aura that accompanied the pulled attack. Life energy burned at the undead making the vampire drop his weapon as he clutched at the burns that kept expanding for a few moments, slowed, then stopped.

Chris used the moment to slip past him, between the vampire, slowly recovering werewolf, and the small crowd, seeing that the swordsman has dispatched a vampire and is working on the other he was facing.

'Leave, do not return'

Sending that last thought at them, and crushing down his own horror with far too much ease for his own liking. He watched the vamp quietly pick up the wolf and leap away, followed shortly after by the last that had been fighting with the swordsman.

Turning around after he was sure they were gone he came face to face with the fighter, who was in a guard stance.

"Why?"

Chris didn't need clarification, he knew exactly what he was talking about.

'I, won't kill. If I can help it.'

 

[Latewave]

"Wait is that a a bloody tonberry? Ah 'ell. Wait unlike FF Characters I can cheat."
Cheat D00D
The Earth under the Tonberry opens up and swallows it.
Gulp D00D

 

[Aarik]

"Uhh..."
Dat wuz a royght propa scrap it was.
I... Awake?
yup
Wait, when did I fall asleep!? I don't have narcolepsy dang it! Atleast I don't think so, I have alot of stuff wrong up there...
yuse do? yu shuld see da painboy
Wait my memory has never been that good, and, wait what... When the hell did I know more then basic and low level advanced math!? What the fuck is Advanced Calculus!? And why do I know how to calculate trajectory?
who cares about all dem tings thinkin is for dem smartboyz
... How did I know that I suddenly knew those thing's?
wuts wit all dese questions just forget 'bout it and go get in anoda fight
What... Happened? I was coming back from posting... then everything started hurting...
no den yu got inna big fight ya lucky git.
!?!
huh? what dat mean?
WHY AM I SO HUGE!?
yu got bigger from dat fight, i'z no seein no pro...pro, wrong ting wit dat.

 

[shibosho]

The scent was getting stronger now. Whatever had taken Kayla was ancient, by the smell of it. I upped the pace, going faster than I had ever before. Whatever this creature was, it was fast. But I was faster.
I'm going faster than I have ever done before as well, dood!
I eventually came to a small parking lot. And that was when I saw it. In the middle of the lot, there was something. It was humanoid. It looked like that monster, the pale man, from Pan's labyrinth, except instead of being all baggy and old, it looked like a body builder. And it was standing over the whimpering form of Kayla Carpenter.
WHAT THE HECK IS THAT, DOOD?! AND IS THAT A LITTLE GIRL, DOOD?!
"Mama....Papa...." Kayla was crying for her parents. Her now dead parents. I felt a pang of sorrow pierce my heart. I had to save her.
I wanna help but I'm stuck up here, dood!
It seemed like the pale man had not yet noticed me. I could probably sneak up on it if I do it right.
Nin Nin, dood!
......

Good, so far so good. Still gloating over its abduction of little girls.
Is this the true form of pedobear, dood?
Just a little further, just a little more....wait a sec, doesn't the Pale Man have eyes in the palm of its hands?
Dood, I think it saw you, dood
.....

Fuck, it was waiting for me. The thing twisted around and I saw its face. It had no eyes. Its face was like a snout. And it had large sharp pointy teeth. It lunged at me with its claw outs to stab me. The claws pierced my body and I felt pain. Odd though, I would think being stabbed would hurt more. Then it punched me across the face. Fucker. It had caught me of guard, I needed to pay back the assault.
Being stabbed hurts like hell, dood!
I staggered back a couple of steps before righting myself. Kayla was now watching me fight the Pale Man. I charged the creature but it sidestep around me and brought two fists down on my heads. I tried again, this time watching for when it would dodge my attack. It grabbed me and throw me to the ground.
You suck at fighting, dood! Use those tentacle fang things, dood!
Oomph! This bastard knows kung-fu! I needed to do something quick. Unfortunately the Pale Man put it foot down on my chest and held me there. I tried to pull it off me but it was damn strong. The Pale Man then reached over and grabbed Kayla by the hood.
You really, really suck at fighting, dood!
"Adders!" Kayla was crying out for my help even as the Pale Man's maw stretched open wide, revealing several rows of sharp teeth.
CRAP, DOOD! DO SOMETHING, DOOD!
Damn it. Damn it. Damn IT! THERE HAD TO BE A WAY TO GET FREE, KILL THE DAMN THING AND SAVE KAYLA!
USE YOUR TENTACLES THINGIES, DOOD!
With these thoughts coursing through me head, my body responded with the ideal solution. Several tentacles bursted forth and wrapped themselves around the foot holding me down. Instinctively I made them eat. Within moments the Pale Man was minus one foot. Having lost stable grounding, the creature fell over. I caught Kayla with several tentacles.and laid her down gently. I got up from the ground. It was time to deal out some punishment. Several more tentacles emerged from my body, spearing the beast. The Pale Man shrieked in pain as it tried to escape the tentacles.
YES, DOOD!
Then I began the feast. The tentacles began to tear out chunks of flesh out with their teeth. The creature screamed in a incomprehensible tongue as if begging for mercy. I gave it none.
....Dood....I think you're scarier than that thing now, dood.
-----------------

"Thank you for the meal" For some reason, I couldn't help but say those words. The Pale Man had tasted quite nice, its texture was very unique. I turned to face Kayla. She was staring at me with wide eyes. Her left wolf ear twitched every so often. I sighed mentally, she had saw me do something monstrous. Even so, I promised I would protect her, even if she would like nothing more than to never see me again.
It's sad when that happens but sometimes you can't help it, dood
Then she ran towards and caught me in a hug. Since her was half my size, she could only wrap her arms around my legs.
Okay, never mind, dood
"Liar"
What, dood?
What?
You're a liar, dood?
"You said you were a vampire" She looked up towards my face. I could see her pouting, her tail swishing back and forth.
She looks pretty adorable when she's doing that, dood
Aren't you scared of me? You just saw me eat an evil monster with tentacles!
I saw the whole thing, dood. And I'm afraid and I'm a prinny, dood
"No, I'm not scared. You're a good monster"
She can tell the difference, dood?
I'm probably am a good monster.
What do you mean probably, dood?
"You keep the bad monsters away, right?" her eyes were shining with anticipation.
Just for future reference, dood, I'm a good monster, not a bad one, dood
Er, yeah. I eat bad monsters
But wouldn't eating bad stuff give you indigestion, dood?
"....Thank you, Adders, for saving me, woof" She hugged tighter. I crouched down to return the hug. Her tail kept on swishing back and forth. I have no idea why she woofed though.
Who cares, it's cute, dood! I want a hug as well, dood!
Kayla then seemed to realised something.
Did she figure out where I am, dood?!
"Do you know where Mama and Papa is?"
Oh crap, dood
God damn it. How am I going to explain what had happened.
You're on your own, dood!

 

[Aarik]

Okay now that I got some food and calmed down let's think logically about this... let's kill some Xenos scum!
perfecktlee logikal
Wait... Why do I consider that perfectly reasonable? Well to be fair it does make perfect seance, wait no it doesn't there are no ali-xenos... On Earth- What world is Earth- Wait what? Earth is our homeworld- where is this homeworld- hold on what is the most broad way of stating it uh... oh wait Universal Northern Sector, Milky Way Galaxy, Orion Arm, Sol System, Sol-3: Earth- Sol-3 is Holy Terra- Well yes Terra and Earth are just different translation's of the same thing so yes it would also be Terra, wait why is my mind flipping around like this- So Earth is an offworlder name for Holy Terra- no Earth is the latin translation of Terra they are both technically the same word just different spellings- Then there where Heretics and Xenos and a DAEMON ON HOLY TERRA!?- what?- There where enemy's to purge I had to purge them- what enemy's, I don't remember any enemy's, just pain and nothing- no there was some minor irritant then ENEMY'S to be PURGED- wait enemy's... OH FUCK! WHAT THE... WHY DO I REMEMBER NOW!
Yuse gettin krumped in da head again aintcha.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUGH!
I bring my (power)fist's down, they activate.
YA GIT YA CANT KRUMP DA GROUND YA GOTTA FIND SOMEONE TO FIGHT!
(GENERIC SOUND OF MASSIVE EXPLOSION HERE!)
MOAR 'SPLOSIONS!
[It's not me being like Ray, my character's new inherited mind and knowledge are just integrating in an extremely rough fashion.]

 

[Latewave]

Lance wanders up to a group of weird pengiun demons.
We're prinnies D00D
"You guys are prinnies right?"
Of Course D00D
"Yah D00D"
Translation yes great overlord we simple creatures are prinnies D00D
"Are you guys working for any Overlord I should be worring about?"
NO D00D
"Not at the moment D00D."

Lance cracks a Manic grin
Not good D00D
"Then come work for me."
Say yes D00Ds
"No D00D"
Told you D00D to say yes
"Then I guess I'll make you join me. :evil2: "

"You and what army D00D?"
Shouldn't of said that D00D
Lance taps the ground with his staff and walls of pop out around the prinnies and then spikes face toward them. Lance gestures with his staff and the Earth under him floats above the walls.
Awesome Earthbending D00D
"Ready to join me or shall I crush you with the walls?"
They Join D00D
"We are ready to serve Overlord wait what's your name D00D?"
D00D is Lance
"I am the Geomancer Lance."

"Okay Overlord Lance D00D"

"Off to track Jubilee my new minions."
Single minded aren't you D00D

 

[Shaderic]

As I got closer to the building, I slowed down to catch my breath.

I was surprised that I wasn't huffing and puffing after running that far.

Demons have stronger constitutions than normal humans.

A familiar voice echoed in my head. But why was I thinking about Etna now? Particularily about a line I'm pretty sure that she never said anywhere in a game.

As I approached the doors, a smiling old man walked up to me.

"Good evening, stranger. What's your business here?"

"I saw the light, and thought..." It almost seemed stupid, explaining myself to this old man. "... Well, I thought I could get some answers."

"To what questions? Tips for a quest of enlightenment don't seem to be what you're looking for."

That was an odd response.

"Ummm, I just want to know what's going on."

"Doesn't everyone?"

"That's not what I meant. I mean, the lights on campus are all out, I haven't seen anyone other than you since I woke up in the club room. And..." I noticed my hand.

"What the hell happened to my hand!?"

"Ah. I think I can help you with those answers."

 

[shibosho]

In order to best explain what had happened to her parents, I tried going back to where they laid. Keyword, Tried. The smell of the Pale Man had disappeared during the fight, and I was unable to follow it back.
Dood, a scent not gonna disappear after an hour, dood!
*Crunch* *Crunch*

.....Kayla, please don't feed the mouths with junk. Seriously, half the stuff you give me have a weird texture and taste.
What the heck is she feeding you, dood?
"But it's cool!" Kayla replied as she fed a plastic sword into on of the mouths that had began appearing around my body.
Wait, shouldn't the plastic sword become a real sword, dood?
Kayla held my hand as we walked down the streets. I felt that it would be a good time to think about what had happened today, in order to prioritise my thoughts.
Sweet! Recap time, Dood!
Let's see now, earlier, I was at a party. Nothing out of the ordinary except for the guy in the tentacle monster outfit.
That was messed up dood!
Kayla came with her parents for the treat-or-trick routine.
Well it is Halloween Dood.
"WAAAAHH! I dropped my candy when the monster kidnapped me....auuu....my candy....."
Shouldn't you be more worried about your parents, dood?
I was about to eat meat based pastry when shit happened and I blacked out
I say it was more of a freak out dood
I wake up to find that something had eaten the building and mostly everyone else in the building. Not only that but I had been turned into a real Realm Eater.
I find it strange that you somehow survived being eaten, dood
I tried going hom but a freaking bugman attacked me! And then tentacles come out and eat the bug man! What's up with that?!
What's up is that you've got a huge-ass stomach, dood! That thing was bigger than you, dood!
Then, I found Mrs and Mr Carpenter, dead and dying respectively. Mr Carpenter told me that a monster had kidnapped Kayla. He had asked me to save and protect her before he died. Weird, why don't I feel very sad about it. My mind tells me I should be mourning their death but the body doesn't seem to be getting the message.
Wow, that sucks, dood. You gotta be able to cry when you need to cry, dood
"Adders?"

I followed the scent of the monster to a parking lot where Kayla was about to be eaten by the Pale Man from that movie.
The Pale Man is super creepy, dood!
"Adders!"
Um, dood, I think Kayla's wants you, dood
I manage to lay the beatdown on the pale man and then I ate it. It tasted kinda nice actually.
The child eater gets eaten by the realm eater, dood! How ironic, dood!
"ADDERS!"

Huh, what? Oh right, What is it, Kayla?
Finally you noticed, dood. Save the internal monologues for later, dood!
"I'm hungry" With those words came a growling sound from her stomach.
I'm kinda hungry myself, dood!
Okay, new problem. Where to find food. For a wolf girl.
Maybe some dog food, dood?

 

[Latewave]

"Man I can't find her. -_- . I know a way for you prinnies to be useful. Go find some loot and look for a girl in a yellow coat."
The new Overlord is Obsessive D00D
"Yes Overlord D00D"
We prinnies are awesome D00D
"Man I'm hungry. Wait you two go find me something to eat and then cook it for me."
What is with you guys and being hungry all the time? D00D.

Some time later...
NOOOOOO the dreaded time skip D00D
"I wonder if I should make a fort or something? Might as well."
You should always have a castle. It's traditional. D00D
Lance walks to a nearby brick building. He taps it with his staff and molds it to his needs.
Man I wish we were there that would be cool to watch D00D
"Well it's not pretty but it will do for now."
Well it is kind of ugly D00D

<Highlight for prinny subtitles>

 

[Aarik]

I am a Space Marine, the parody space marine I made up...
So yu iz a Beakee!
I'm taking this far better then I should be.
why? yu got bigga and moar dakka an moar stomppy wuts rong wit dat?
So these powerfist's are real...
yea dey wurk, who cares, dey good for krumpin
Awesome!
now yur gettin it!
Now what to do with this...
FIGHT SOMTINK!
[Random Encounter go, lay it on me.]

 

[GhostElder]

Chris was at a slight loss of what to do, did he stay here and assure that those vamps and werewolf didn't come back, or did he go check on his house and family? For the moment they were all helping the wounded into one of the small groups nearby houses.

Someone who was apparently stocking a few guns in the place, there was a revolver, a handgun, and a small caliber rifle. None of which he could actually use. Considering none of the three digits that graced his paws were thumbs.

A few moments of work and trying unsuccessfully to keep someone from adjusting his waist-pack for him Chris had his phone and encountered a problem, he could dial (barely) but he couldn't speak English anymore. A few minutes later he got someone to call his Mother, Step-Father and Step-Brother, and didn't get an answer.

He directed them to his grandparents, sister, aunts, no one answered. His house was close enough that he could use Aura to look in on it and find out that there was no one there now. No bodies or anything but the glass door was broken into, or rather out of considering the broken glass was scattered outside the door. No sign of his father who might have gone into his previous costume to hand out costume or his dog who had had on a demon costume for dogs.

Shaking off those that wanted to comfort the now pokemon, he told them that he would keep watch for now, he could do it easily for the time being with Aura.

For now the neighborhood was mostly clear from what he could tell, most seemed to have cleared out of the area. There were a few people in the school, which might be a good idea actually. The school walls were thicker than any of the houses, being made of brick. Get to the inner rooms without the tall windows and you'd have a fair defensible position.

Which considering a few things moving on their position was about to be tested, two gaps in aura, which he'd puzzled out as likely being undead, considering the lack of Aura. And something humanoid that was moving in from the opposite direction.

 

[shibosho]

Kayla was hungry and I didn't know where we were. Therefore, I had minimal clue on where the stores were.
Your sense of direction won't help you here, dood
"Muu? I smell something good!" Kayla said as she sniffed the air.
Hey, I can smell something good too, dood!
I took a quick sniff and found that Kayla was right. Something did smell good!
I bet its roast fish, dood!
Together we quickly located the source of the smell. It was coming from a house.
A house, huh? Maybe there's some stuff for looting, dood!
The lights were on and there seemed to be people still inside. Throwing caution to the wind, I walked up to the door and knocked.
Shouldn't you think about it as least a little before you do stuff, dood?
............
I think they're deaf, dood.
No one answered. I tried again.
Second time's a charm or was it third, dood?
............
I think they're avoiding you, dood.
No nadda. I could feel that there were people inside somehow and they were keeping their movements minimal.
You have a life radar, dood?
"I'm hungry, muuu...." Kayla's moan was enough to make me take action.
Hurry up, dood! I'm hungry as well, dood!
HEY YOU IN THE HOUSE, CAN YOU SHARE SOME OF YOUR FOOD PLEASE! I'VE GOT A LITTLE GIRL WHO'S STARVING HERE YA KNOW!
That's one way of getting attention, dood
I heard footsteps. Finally! Soon, we will be feasting on roast something.
It will be roast fish, I know it will!
Hmm? I thought I heard a weird clicking sound from inside the house. Meh, must be nothing important.
Dood, I'm pretty sure it's important, dood
The light under the door was blocked by the shadow of someone's foot. I heard the person mess around with the lock.
It can't be that hard to undo the lock, dood.
The door opened to reveal a middle-aged man.
Hey, dood!.....What's that in his hand, dood?
Thank you for letti-
Oh, crap, dood.
*BOOM*
HOLY SHIT, DOOD! HE BLEW OFF YOUR HEAD, DOOD!
He was holding a shotgun....
I KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE, DOOD!
"ADDERS"
DOOOOD!

 

[Latewave]

Lance walks into his comendered house and sits upon the prior owner's couch.
That's just lazy D00D
"This is one of the most comfortable couches that I've sat on"
Where did the couch go? It wasn't there when we got back D00D.
"D00D watch where you're swinging that thing D00D"
What did you do to tick that guy off D00D?
The Cloaked figure chases the two prinnies while swing his scythe wildly. Lance rolls out of the way of a slice, but alas the couch did not have the ability to dodge.
Do a barrel roll D00D
"Not the Couch. :blue: "
So that's what happened to it D00D

 

[shibosho]

What the hell?! THE GUY SHOT ME IN THE HEAD WITH A SHOTGUN!
DOOD! HOW THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING WITHOUT A BRAIN, DOOD?!
The shot had almost sent me flying backwards. However I was abe to balance myself and lean forward back on my two feet. My head was hurting like hell now.
DOOD! WHAT THE HELL, DOOD?!
"Adders...?" Kayla sounded hesistant for some reason. The guy with the shotgun was shaking in his boots for some reason as well.
DOOD! YOU HAVEN'T REALISED WHY THEY'RE FREAKING OUT, DOOD?!
*BOOM* The shotgun went off again. Once again, I was sent flying backwards, this time I actually fell on my back. Kayla ran over to me and I saw fear and horror in her tear-filled eyes.
Dood.....That's just overkill, dood....
"ADDERS! WHY DID YOU HURT ADDERS!?" Kayla was shouting at the man. The man in question was muttering to himself how, it wasn't his fault and shit. Then he pointed the gun at Kayla. Bad move bastard.
KAYLA! RUN AWAY, DOOD!
A tendril grabbed a the shotgun and pulled it out of the man's hands. Then several tendrils stabbed into the man. The man began screaming as the tendrils began eating him from the inside.
DOOD!
With the help of several tendrils pushing me up, I was able to get back onto my feet. That was when I realised something very wrong. My shadow was missing its head.
NOW YOU REALISE WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON, DOOD?!
While my mind was on this horrific discovery, the tendrils finished eating the man. I felt something happen in the general area of where my head used to be.
Dood, your head, it's...it's growing back, dood?
The shadow showed my head suddenly regenerating at an incredibly fast rate. Within seconds my head was fully reformed. Experimentally I touched my face. No sign of ever being blown up was there. It appeared that I have awesome regeneration abilities. Awesome!
What the hell are you, dood?
"Adders! You're alright!" Kayla leapt and caught me in a hug. I gently put her down as there were still something that needed to be done. In the house there were two other persons. They needed to be taken care of, one way or another.
Dood! Don't kill them, dood! They're only human, dood!

 

[Latewave]

Lance wonders why the couch had to die.
I don't know D00D.
A Mournful siren begins to sound
Siren
Is that what I think it is D00D?
The prinnies run back through the room with the destroyed couch and then hide.
I really want to know what those two did D00D
A group of unknown people dressed as ghostbusters run into the house.
Ghostbusters D00D
The reaper runs through the door followed by the ghostbusters firing their proton packs at it.
That was weird D00D
"What the 'ell just happened?"

 

[Aarik]

"I'll tell ya what you can do..."
Huh? Wuzzat?
I turned and looked at the source of the voice.
Who's dis git?
It was a large group of people wearing stupid looking leather outfit's, each of them had elongated Canines sticking into there lower lips.
Deys humie's gots some nice teef!
"Who are you?" -with those teeth either Xenos or Mutants, kill them.
Yea kill'em and take der teef, I kuld get me some nice Dakka wit dem teef
"We are here to get something of ours you have." The one in the gaudiest black outfit said
So youz looted some ah der gubbinz?
"What?" -it matters not. KILL. THEM.
YEA KWIT MUCKIN ABOUT AND KILL'EM
"YOUR BLOOD!" He lunged at me.
WAAAAAAAUGH!
I snatched the him out of the air on reflex, he looked like he was trying to break my hold, but I couldn't even feel it.
Huh?
The rest of them became like an angry bees nest and swarmed me, I chucked the first guy up in the air a bit, caught him by his legs and then used him as a bludgeon.
YEA KRUMP DEM PUNY 'OOMIE GITS!

 

[GhostElder]

He'd given a short summery, and been asked to scout out the situation. Of them all he was the fastest. He'd agreed, the longer he was doing something the longer before he'd have to think, think too long and he'd break down, Chris slammed down on that train of thought with mercilessly. Later, just, think later.

They took up positions in one of the inner rooms of the house after someone closed the window from which he'd used to leap to a neighboring roof.

Roof hopping three houses over and then making a sharp turn, Chris headed to the school. He didn't detect anything with Aura, not even underground which might have been more interesting to look through at another time.

Crossing two sets of yards and the street in between them the Lucario made his way to the school quickly, pausing for a moment, he rebounded from one of the fences to the roof.

What he came upon was a chaotic melee, three Jedi, two of them being Anakin Skywalker, four if you counted the youngling, some sort of pirate lady, and a Magician. There being two Skywalkers though, that was impossible, as impossible as him being a Lucario... &%$@
Opposing was a Vampire with some insane reflexes, who seemed to be trying to just get away. The other undead was apparently not too concerned with who it killed, wait... the hood and cowl, the robes, that sword, it was all familiar. Chris' heart shot into his throat, he could feel the waves of Aura as they rippled and broiled about the gaps that were the undead. And somehow the berserker undead carried an unmistakable presence, even though he shouldn't be able to tell, as he'd never had the Aura to sense with until now.

'Dad?'

 

[Shaderic]

"So, what you're saying is that everyone got turned into their costumes."
Dood, you don't know this, even when you got turned into a demon?
"Yeah, that's right."

"And, in the resulting chaos, alot of people were killed, and some sort of magic EMP was fired, rendering the phones and almost all communication devices useless."
Oh, I didn't know that.
"Yep."

"... I find that more than a little unlikely."
Dood, you don't believe him?!
"I can understand, it's a little outrageous." The old man sighed and took a long drag on his cigarette.

"Tell you what, why don't you have a look for yourself. I'll let you in to take a look around. 'Seeing is believing', after all."

Why did that make me feel so apprehensive?

Noticing my expression, the old guy gave me a (really) solid pat on the back.

"Hey, stay cool. If people freak out, it'll cause a panic. And that's the last thing I want to deal with. I'm only a Sweeper, afterall."

How did he manage to reassure me and freak me out at the same time, I wonder?

 

[shibosho]

There were two life forms in the house. Their precise location, unknown.
So you can't sense me, dood? Sweet, dood!
The man that I had eaten had blood all over his clothes, human blood. He hadn't hesitate in shooting me, in fact he seemed to enjoy seeing my head explode. If the other two people had a similiar mind set, I might have to get violent.
Dood, I doubt anyone would hesitate in shooting you, dood.
The smell of food, now identified as chilli and barbequed meat waffed throughout the house. The type of meat, I had no idea. I'll check later after I've dealt with the people in the building.
It smells so good, dood
No one in the living room. However loud music started playing. The music was coming from the kitchen. I moved to investigate the source and cause. And also turn it off, it was hurting my ears.
That's way too loud, dood! I can't hear myself think, dood!
"Muuu, it's too loud.....", and Kayla's ears as well.
Don't forget about me as well, dood!
In the kitchen there were several portable steroes and beatboxes that were pumping out music at a ridiculous volume. The kitchen also acted as the dining room. There was also a man cooking something over the stove. On the dining table were several pots and plates of chilli and barbeque.
Chilli and BBQ! Awesome, dood!
"Hello there, stranger!" The man shouted over the annoying loud music, "What might I do for you today?"
Shouldn't he be concerned that someone is essentially breaking and entering, dood?
Er, well, we smelt your cooking from outside and we were wondering if we could have something to eat. Also your music is too loud. How's that for an answer?
Aren't you the honest one, dood.
"My ears are hurty....", Kayla moaned, "And I want ice-cream for dessert!"
I want ice-cream as well, dood! Make my sardine flavor, dood!
"Got no ice cream, little lady. But dinner will be ready pretty soon. Just gotta prepare the main course first!" The man replied.
Aww, no ice-cream, dood. Wait, what's that sound, dood?
"GRRRRR, That sound is too loud!" Kayla was baring her teeth in annoyance. She seemed pretty sensitive to loud sounds. I should probably ask him about the guy with the shotgun.
Wow! Her canines are huge, dood! Good thing she isn't a vampire, dood!
".....What about Alfredo?" The man suddenly tensed up for some reason. Something was up.
Uh-oh, that's never a good thing, dood.
"GRRAAH! IT'S TOO LOUD!" Kayla growled in my ear, something was really bugging her. The music was loud, but it can't be that loud...Hang on what's that underlying sound beneath all the music? It sounds almost like- SHIT!
WHAT THE HECK, DOOD?!
Immediately I pulled Kayla off me using several tendrils, just as a chainsaw impaled me, right where Kayla was seconds ago.
HOLY MACKEREL, DOOD! THAT WAS CLOSE, DOOD!
I was able to turn my head around far enough to see my assailant. Behind me was a man holding the chainsaw currently ripping away in my torso. Said man was wearing a hideous mask made from what appeared to be human skin.
Woah, dood. Talk about a bad fashion sense, dood.
"Ad-Adders....." Kayla's fearful voice could be barely heard over the roaring minature engine of the chainsaw and the distracting loud music.
Relax, Kayla. Adrian had his head blown off minutes ago, dood. I don't think a chainsaw will do him in, dood
"It just so happens that you're the main ingredient. Nothing personal, stranger, I've got mouths to feed you know." Said Drayton Sawyer.
Dood, that is so overused, dood.

 

[Aarik]

"RAAAGH!" I brought down the gay looking black leather guy on a different gay looking black leather guy, from the whole 'blood' and teeth thing probably vampires or something.
YEA! Krump dem gits wit der own git nob, show dem who's boss ya beekee!
I grabbed another by the arm and began swinging, It was like being attacked by angry chihuahua's.
HIT DEM 'ARDER! AGAIN!
I slammed forward and headbutted one, it's head was crushed into pulp.
WAAAAAA-
I had been Wailing on them like this for a bit, they were thinning, just a few left...
AAAAAGH!
I brought the two makeshift vampire now bludgeons and smacked them both into the poor SOB infront of me, crushed his bones up pretty bad, I chucked the shredded bashed up corpses I had been using and started walking away from the scene.
THAT WAS A ROIGHT PROPA SKRAP IT WAS!