#TFF Memorable Quotes

[GreatGone]

I do not like this Lawra person.

Nobody threatens GreatGone. Nobody.

 

[Ryoiichi Matsumoto]

I do not like this Lawra person.

Nobody threatens GreatGone. Nobody.

No, not nobody. Lawra threatened you.

 

[GreatGone]

I do not like this Lawra person.

Nobody threatens GreatGone. Nobody.

No, not nobody. Lawra threatened you.

:\

...I stand corrected.

 

[zeebee1]

It depends if Lawra has lemon access. If she does then she has the authority to insult and mock you. If she doesn't then she sucks as much as you do.

 

[GreatGone]

I have a much older account that I never used that has lemon access.

What the fuck then.

 

[Lawra]

It depends if Lawra has lemon access. If she does then she has the authority to insult and mock you. If she doesn't then she sucks as much as you do.

The thing with that, is that I don't want Lemon forum access.

 

[PCHeintz72]

It depends if Lawra has lemon access. If she does then she has the authority to insult and mock you. If she doesn't then she sucks as much as you do.

Lawra Posted: Mar 20 2009, 07:29 PM?
Yandere
Group: Member without lemon access
Posts: 586
Member No.: 8,054
Joined: 1-December 08

Lawra apparently does not.

 

[zeebee1]

Lack of desire doesn't change the fact that you don't have access. That makes you a peon. It the unstated rule of the forum. Without access you are less of a pervert. And the purpose of non-perverts are to serve the perverted.

 

[Ryoiichi Matsumoto]

It depends if Lawra has lemon access. If she does then she has the authority to insult and mock you. If she doesn't then she sucks as much as you do.

Lawra Posted: Mar 20 2009, 07:29 PMá?
Yandere
Group: Member without lemon access
Posts: 586
Member No.: 8,054
Joined: 1-December 08

Lawra apparently does not.

That doesn't prove anything. I had an account for months before I got lemon access, it took so long for Hawk to proccess the neccessary paperwork.

 

[zeebee1]

If you are a worthy pervert then you must wait and be rewarded. But Lawra has thrown away such a reward and deserves no respect. Or something like that.

 

[SEG-CISR]

I have a much older account that I never used that has lemon access.

What the fuck then.

And you don't use that because...?

 

[GreatGone]

I have a much older account that I never used that has lemon access.

What the fuck then.

And you don't use that because...?

...Because.

Don't believe me? Latest post in the Naruto lemon section in the picture thread is of Sakura in the Snow country coat, making a rather...odd...face. It's being quoted by Stoned Heart.

Oh yeah.

 

[Lawra]

[19:21] rukia8492: just to make this clear i do not rape robots....... much
[19:21] ToastedPine: hey Ellf
[19:21] Jakkun: You haven't found the right one yet
[19:21] Ordieth117: it's only rape if they're not willing ... or unable to consent... you rapist!
[19:22] Jakkun: Don't worry, you will find it someday
[19:22] Nuku2: you can always reprogram them afterwards ordieth
[19:22] Ellf: hey
[19:22] Jakkun: I'm off to dinner
[19:22] Rooster: Or wipe their memory
[19:22] rukia8492: wheres the fun is raping a robot if they are always willing
[19:22] Ordieth117: nah, robots by definition are unable to consent. They don't meet the age requirement.
[19:22] Jakkun: magnets work well for that
[19:22] Jakkun: CP!
[19:22] Ordieth117: magnets!? So you're a rapist -and- a murderer!
[19:23] ToastedPine: http://www.thirdwayblog.com/wp-content/upl...02/gm-robot.jpg <--- oh yeah baby
[19:23] Nuku2: http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee50/Lo...lz/dutchelm.jpg
[19:23] rukia8492: i hit it
[19:23] ToastedPine: haha
[19:24] ToastedPine: it's like naruto
[19:24] Ordieth117: I bet it has a firm grip when doing hand jobs.
[19:24] Rooster: *snerk*
[19:24] ToastedPine: probably even has it's own warmer
[19:25] rukia8492: ....... why do i have a feeling this will end up on either bash.org or on tff's quote area
[19:25] Lawra: it will now

 

[Vexarian]

The only reason you should ever go into the Lemon section is to fuck with the people that take the lemon section super seriously.

 

[Ryoiichi Matsumoto]

The only reason you should ever go into the Lemon section is to fuck with the people that take the lemon section super seriously.

pun intended?

 

[Halibel Lecter]

The only reason you should ever go into the Lemon section is to fuck the people that take the lemon section super seriously.

Fixed.

 

[Vexarian]

The only reason you should ever go into the Lemon section is to fuck with the people that take the lemon section super seriously.

pun intended?

:wub:

 

[SEG-CISR]

The only reason you should ever go into the Lemon section is to fuck with the people that take the lemon section super seriously.

pun intended?

^ :sisi:

 

[Watashiwa]

The only reason you should ever go into the Lemon section is to fuck the people that take the lemon section super seriously.

Fixed.

...

You didn't fix anything.

Get lost!

 

[Lord Raine]

The only reason you should ever go into the Lemon section is to fuck the people that take the lemon section super seriously.

Fixed.

...

You didn't fix anything.

Get lost!

She changed "to fuck with the" to "to fuck the". Small tweak, big difference.

 

[Watashiwa]

Oh wow, I must be getting terrible eyesight. Looking over that three times and missing that.

Man oh man, I suck.

 

[SEG-CISR]

:sisi:

 

[rukia8492]

Luthorne I mean, really, the major thing is just putting NSFW before porn and shit, and not doing X-rated stuff in here, I think. And no offense, I have no desire to bump and grind with anyone in here. >>
15:32? Zeph is hot for Luthorne.
15:33 Zeph Take me now, you hunk of melting man!
15:33? Zeph swoons
15:33 Luthorne Do you look good in lingerie?
15:34 Zeph Hmm. I've been known to wear a garter belt or two.
15:34 Zeph Red is my color, after all.
15:36 Zeph Don't put this up on TFF. I have my reputation to maintain.
15:36? Zeph sniffs haughtily.
15:37 Luthorne As what, a tease?

 

[Luthorne]

15:20 rukia8492 zeph how could rape that poor loli
15:20 Zeph
15:20 Zeph What loli?
15:21 rukia8492 the one you have been raping every night
15:21 Zeph .....news to me.
15:21 Zeph Wish I had a loli to rape.
15:21 Zeph Might be something to do.
15:22 Luthorne <<
15:22 rukia8492 ..... strang i remember selling you a japanese loli'
15:22 Luthorne Rukia's talking about himself.
15:22 Luthorne He likes to speak in the third person
15:22 Luthorne And crossdress
15:22 Luthorne So that he looks like Rukia
15:22 Zeph ....
15:22 Luthorne His favorite character ever.
15:22 Luthorne
15:22á? Zeph whips out the flamethrower
15:22 Zeph DIE, HEATHEN!
15:22 rukia8492 .......... oh god my secert is out
15:23 rukia8492 ducks behind luth
15:23á? Zeph incinerates the crossdressing shota.
15:23 Luthorne *drops through the trapdoor*
15:23 rukia8492 ouch..... that was taosty

15:49 rukia8492 you bastard
15:50 rukia8492 all my credibility is going down the drain
15:50 Luthorne You had credibility?
15:50 rukia8492 yes
15:50 Luthorne Where were you keeping it?
15:50 rukia8492 in reserve
15:50 Zeph In his panties?
15:51 rukia8492 actually i was keeping in my liquer bottles
15:51 Luthorne But he DOES keep the liquor in his panties.
15:51 Luthorne It's why he can't stay out of those panties.
15:51 Luthorne After all, hey, they're panties. With liquor in them.
15:52 rukia8492 it's a panties shaped liquor flask
15:52 rukia8492 ....... i just had an excellent idea
15:53 rukia8492 whiskey flavored edible panties that include an alcohol proof
15:53 Zeph Somehow, I know there are Americans out there dumb enough to try that.
15:53 Luthorne *points at Rukia*
15:53 rukia8492 <<<<<<<<<<< 1 willing taste tester
15:54 Zeph Get drunk while eating your special girl (or guy) out. How nice.
15:54 Luthorne I think you mean
15:54 Luthorne Get DRUNKER.
15:54 Zeph It's like hitting 2 birds with a damn flamethrower.
15:54 rukia8492 sounds like an excellent idea to me
15:55 rukia8492 i just need to pitch that idea to those panty companies now
15:56 Zeph Hmm.
15:56 Zeph I google'd it.
15:57 Zeph There are no alcohol panties on the market.
15:57 Zeph >_>
15:57 Zeph There *must* be a reason why.
15:57 Fallacy no, no
15:57 rukia8492 ...... time to head down to the patent office

 

[Zephyrus]

From those crazy bastards at #TFFT:

00:39 Zephyrus? ? ? You know we love you, Aki.
00:39? Zephyrus? ? hugs Akina
00:39 Akina? ? ? ? feels better somewhat
00:39 Skelethin? ? stay away, you strange homo person
00:39? Zephyrus? ? hugs Skele
00:40 Zephyrus? ? Quit bitching, Skele. SoA faps on you. I think a harmless hug isn't all that bad.
00:40? Skelethin? ? pulls apart his arm to reveal a bone sword, and run Zeph through with it
00:40 Zephyrus? ? ...ow.