#TFF Memorable Quotes

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cgobyd

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Cornuthaum

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#52
#52
From the TFF BvS channel...:
(Janana) American microbrews are starting to rediscover what European breweries never lost.
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;D
 
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SEG-CISR

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#54
#54
Hey.

I completely cocked up some basic Algebra in the IRC and ran away to do an essay.
 
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Cornuthaum

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#55
#55
(07:36:17) (lord_geryon) Heh. Make it any easier for us to piss off Akina, and we'll start thinking you're a uke... wait, we already do.
(07:36:32) (Akina) that doesnt piss me off
(07:36:48) (Nuku2) indeed
(07:37:02) (Nuku2) how old are you akina?
(07:37:03) (Akina) you're jealous that i'm a worthy uke
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SEG-CISR

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#59
#59
22:19 Mizore Those with Voice are slaves to Lawra.
22:19? ? ? +++ Mizore has given voice to SEG-CISR
22:20? ? ? +++ Law-Ohki has taken voice from SEG-CISR
22:20 Law-Ohki i don't want him
22:20 rukia8492 therefore my vioce would case akina to shit himself
22:20 LlamaKid that was fast
22:20 Mizore ^__________^ Knew it.
22:20? ? ? SEG-CISR sobs pitfully
22:20 SEG-CISR I feel unloved.
22:20 Cephir I propose a slave rebellion
22:20 Law-Ohki good then i was making my feelings clear
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Cornuthaum

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#63
(15:44:43) (lord_geryon) I wish I got paid for being fat.
(15:44:54) (lord_geryon) Then I'd actually have money.
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Me too, LG, me too :(
 
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lord geryon

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#64
<lord_geryon> ... you made sound trolling sound like some sort of sexually depraved act.
<lord_geryon> -sound
<Luthorne> It's not?
<Luthorne> I thought it was masturbation.
<GenocideHeart> lol
<lord_geryon> Well, maybe it is for LR.
<lord_geryon> Oh god.
<lord_geryon> Please tell me that's not why he trolls.
* lord_geryon seeks the brain bleach
<Luthorne> He types out his massive posts, and continually jerks off as he watches the responses.
<lord_geryon> ...
<lord_geryon> ....
<lord_geryon> .....
<Luthorne> Though sometimes, when he REALLY outrages someone, he doesn't even need to touch himself.
* lord_geryon shoots self
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Cornuthaum

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#65
#65
(15:58:49) (Cornuthaum) (15:46:28) (GenocideHeart) If you got paid for being a jackass, you'd be set for the next several lives :p
(15:58:49) (Cornuthaum) (15:46:48) (lord_geryon) And you'd be one of the richest people on the planet. :/
(15:58:49) (Cornuthaum) (15:47:49) (GenocideHeart) lol
(15:58:49) (Cornuthaum) (15:47:55) (GenocideHeart) not as rich as Corn
(15:58:54) (Cornuthaum) LIES! SLANDER!
(15:58:56) (Cornuthaum) I am not a jackass
(15:59:03) (Cornuthaum) I just express my love for all of you by insulting you.
(15:59:19) ò Akina (~Akina@66.54.118.16) has joined #TFF
(15:59:22) (Cornuthaum) I mean, if I were to tell GH that his manly italian man-chest is the best thing since Mario, everyone would go "EEEW"
(15:59:27) (Cornuthaum) Even me.
(15:59:31) (Akina) ...
(15:59:38) (Luthorne) Hiiiii Akina.
(15:59:40) (Cornuthaum) But if I tell GH that he sucks hairy donkey balls, everyone laughs.
(15:59:52) (lord_geryon) Welcome to another brainwarping day of TFF!
(15:59:52) (Luthorne) Except the donkey.
(15:59:57) (Luthorne) Who just smirks smugly.
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Watashiwa

Watashiwa

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#66
#66
13:41 Watashiwa "Kozo Fuyutsuki opened his eyes. "Oh, God," he muttered weakly, looking down at his ripped clothing and exposed chest. "Ikari finally lost all sensibility and had his way with me." "
13:41 Watashiwa XD
13:41 GenocideHeart lol
13:41 Luthorne <_<
13:41 Watashiwa Taking Sights updated.
13:41 GenocideHeart WTF
13:41 Luthorne <___________<
13:41 GenocideHeart Now
13:41 GenocideHeart WHICH Ikari
13:41 Luthorne Both, obviously.
13:41 Watashiwa That IS the question, isn't it?
13:41 GenocideHeart That'd be extra squicky :p
13:41 Luthorne And Ikari sandwich.
13:41 Luthorne *An
13:41 GenocideHeart ...
13:41 GenocideHeart Luthorne, I'm now going to kill you
13:41 Watashiwa HAHAHAHA
13:42 Watashiwa Get in line, GH.
13:42? GenocideHeart mauls away
13:42 Luthorne You've been BASTARD/BERSERKER RAEPED.
13:42 GenocideHeart ...
13:42 Luthorne :D
13:42 GenocideHeart So basically a Gilgamesh/Hercules sandwich?
13:42 GenocideHeart ...
13:42 GenocideHeart BAD BAD IMAGES
13:42 GenocideHeart ANY IMAGE WITH BERSERKER NAKED IS BAD BY DEFAULT
13:42 Watashiwa HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA
13:42 Watashiwa I love the chat.
13:42 Luthorne I'm sure he'll be...GENTLE. >________________>
13:42 Luthorne And by sure
13:42 GenocideHeart ...
13:43 Watashiwa Just a sec, I'm posting this.
13:43 GenocideHeart Berserker?
13:43 Luthorne I mean, I'm sure he won't be.
13:43 GenocideHeart Gentle?
13:43 GenocideHeart With anyone not Ilya?
13:43 GenocideHeart Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
13:43 Luthorne Like I said
13:43 Luthorne I'm sure he will be gentle
13:43 Luthorne Just not with YOU.
13:43 GenocideHeart ...
13:43 GenocideHeart That makes all the difference in the world
13:43 GenocideHeart -.-
13:44 Luthorne You have such an egocentric view of the universe, GH,
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Zephyrus

Zephyrus

Searching for the six-fingered man.
#67
#67
01[11:38] <Loser> That hurt, Skele.
01[11:38] <Loser> Deep inside.
01[11:38] <Loser> Something in me broke.
[11:38] <Skelethin> ...
[11:38] <Skelethin> dude
[11:38] <Skelethin> die!
03[11:38] * Loser is now known as Emosuke-mon
06[11:38] * Skelethin cackles
[11:38] <Luthorne> His water broke! D=
06[11:39] * Emosuke-mon sits in a corner cutting away his hp.
[11:39] <Luthorne> Oh god, he's giving birth!
[11:39] <Luthorne> To EMO!
01[11:39] <Emosuke-mon> Emos imprint on the first person they see when born into the world.
06[11:40] * Emosuke-mon blinks at the bright light, before seeing Luthorne materialize out of the haze.
03[11:40] * cyberscythe195 (44f50282@widget.mibbit.com) has joined #TFF
01[11:40] <Emosuke-mon> Mama?
06[11:40] * @Stalker-chan reads up on the latest nerf in 4th edition D&D...
[11:40] <cyberscythe195> WTF
[11:40] <cyberscythe195> ....
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cgobyd

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#68
11:33 cgobyd And are you sure you want to change infront of Cyber?
11:34 cyberscythe195 nothing I haven't seen before... we're all men here anyway.. more or less
11:34 rukia .... basic training destroyed what shame i have of being nude in front of others
11:34 cyberscythe195 dropping the soap took care of the rest
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And the TFF family gets more complicated.
12:01? Akina But he reminds me of my father now
12:01 cyberscythe195 ah
12:01 cyberscythe195 so your father was bi too?
12:01 rukia8492 .......??????? why?
12:01 cyberscythe195 makes sense
12:01 cgobyd Because his father tortured him in the name of fun?
12:01 cyberscythe195 explains everything
12:01 Pirazy so rukia is akina's daddy?
12:01 Pirazy that's kinda hilarious
12:01 cyberscythe195 yep
12:02 rukia8492 lawra is akinas mother
12:02 cyberscythe195 congrats.. its a boy... girl... something.. I give up... congrats anyway rukia
12:02 Cornuthaum .... stop picking on rukia :/
12:02 rukia8492 who said i was akinas dads
12:02 Cornuthaum or at least get a proper ice pick instead of toothpicks
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Watashiwa

Watashiwa

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#69
#69
14:17á Cornuthaum Dear #TFF
14:17 Cornuthaum You get to decide, without knowing WHAT exactly I am asking you...
14:17 Cornuthaum Should I, or should I not?
14:18 Cornuthaum All who think I should say "Aye"
14:18 cgobyd_out_killing You should not.
14:18 Mizore You should!
14:18 Luthorne You totally should.
14:18 Luthorne Aye!
14:18 Watashiwa Aye.
14:18 Watashiwa FOR GREAT JUSTICE.
14:18 Cornuthaum Grunt, your friends have betrayed you. Please stand by for being devoured.
14:18 Grunt nooooooo
14:18 Grunt not the spleen
14:18 Grunt ..wait
14:18 Watashiwa HAHAHAHAHAHHA.
14:18 Grunt which friends..
14:19 Grunt I have friends?
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locke69

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#70
[19:18] * Mizore sets mode: +o Law-Neko
[19:18] <cgobyd> Who said I used hookers.
[19:18] <@Law-Neko> mah but i wanted to be amongst the commoners
[19:18] * Mizore sets mode: -o Law-Neko
[19:18] * cgobyd has never used hookers, and never will.
[19:18] * Luthorne (62e62a3c@widget.mibbit.com) has joined #TFF
[19:19] <rukia> *glomps lawra* she loves us, she really loves us
[19:19] <Luthorne> I've apparently wandered into a strange alternate dimension.
[19:19] <@Mizore> You sure you wanted to be with them?
[19:19] <@Mizore> Yes, Luth.? You have.
[19:19] <rukia> hehehehe one person weirded out? :)
[19:20] <Law-Neko> take me away from him!
[19:20] * +Law-Neko beats rukia repeatedly over the head to get him to let go
[19:20] <Luthorne> Weirded out? Just noting the fact. >>
[19:20] <rukia> *doesn't let go*
[19:21] <@Mizore> Hmm... there only one action that I can do to free Lawra outside of Voicing her...
[19:21] <rukia> oh shit
[19:21] <rukia> *lets go*
[19:21] <@Mizore> Well, two.? But then I'd have a lot right clicking to do and queries yelling at me.
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SEG-CISR

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#71


Zephyrus' response to my putting this here:

00:52 (Zeph)á NOOOOOOO!!!
00:52 (Zeph)á My reputation!
00:52 (Zeph)á D:
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00:57 (Zeph) Fuck you, Seggy. Fuck you.
00:57 (Zeph) Years of work....
00:57 (Zeph) Down the drain.
00:57 (Zeph) =(
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EDIT: PIME TARADOX D:

I said all this stuff after 00, but posted here before. :rip1:
 
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SEG-CISR

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#73
#73
Another one today: Luv em double posts.

13:28 (SEG-CISR) Get out of the tall grass, RM.
13:28 (SEG-CISR) You don't have any pokemon to protect you.
13:29? RM follows SEG-CISR back to the lab
13:29 (RM) So what did you want, Prof. SEG?
13:30 (Akina) <- cpu cooling system. i want this..
13:30 (RM) it looks like a lasergun
13:31 (Law-ohki) nah you need the liquid nitrogen one
13:31 (Law-ohki) that shits weak
13:31 (SEG-CISR) Here I have 3 enormous pokeballs.
13:31 (Law-ohki) some little car engine can't compair
13:31 (SEG-CISR) They are a bit bigger than yourself, but don't mind that.
13:31 (SEG-CISR) Pick one up.
13:31 (Akina) its a compressor
13:31? RM picks up first pokeball
13:31 (SEG-CISR) That's a Squirtle.
13:32 (SEG-CISR) Would you like to keep the Squirtle?
13:32 (SEG-CISR) Y/N
13:32 (RM) >Yes No
13:32 (RM) Yes >No
13:32? SEG-CISR awaits patiently.
13:33 (RM) >No
13:33 (SEG-CISR) Very well, we have two more.
13:33 (SEG-CISR) To your right is another Squirtle.
13:33 (SEG-CISR) It's slightly bigger.
13:33? RM senses a pattern
13:33 (SEG-CISR) But it tends to attack trainers.
13:33 (SEG-CISR) Don't mind the bandanna.
13:33? RM stands in front of third pokeball
13:34 (SEG-CISR) That's a...
13:34 (Fallacy) ....
13:34 (SEG-CISR) Magikarp.
13:34 (RM) >Yes No
13:34 (RM) Yes >No
13:34 (RM) >Yes No
13:34 (RM) >Yes
13:34 (Zeph) Magi-kaaaaaaarp.
13:34 (SEG-CISR) Congratulations! Would you like to name your Magikarp?
13:35 (RM) >Yes No
13:35 (RM) >Yes
13:35 (SEG-CISR) What would you like to name your new Magikarp?
13:35 (RM) S
13:35 (RM) SE
13:35 (RM) SEG
13:35 (RM) SEG-
13:35 (RM) SEG-C
13:35 (RM) SEG-CI
13:35 (RM) SEG-CIT
13:35 (RM) SEG-CI
13:35 (RM) SEG-CIS
13:36 (RM) SEG-CISR
13:36? SEG-CISR flails.
13:36 (SEG-CISR) Congratulations! Your new SEG-CISR is ready to go.
13:36 (Fallacy) rm: can you stop that? >.>;
13:37 (RM) Fallacy: I was entering in the name, but I went to the 'T' instead of the 'S'. I had to delete it then continue.
13:38 (Fallacy) >.>
13:38? RM waits for Fallacy to choose.
13:38 (SEG-CISR) *Gary enters the lab*
13:38 (SEG-CISR) Gary: Whassup
13:39? RM sees both Gary and Fallacy as rivals.
13:39 (SEG-CISR) *Gary whips out his...*
13:39 (SEG-CISR) *Pokeball.*
13:40 (SEG-CISR) *And throws it at you!*
13:40? RM blocks with Fallacy
13:40 (SEG-CISR) *A Charmander pops out*
13:40 (RM) Oh
13:40? RM blushes
13:40 (SEG-CISR) *Gary: lolwtf? I thought I had a Charizard or something!*
13:40? RM sends out SEG-CISR!
13:41 (RM) what level is this thing, anyway?
13:41? SEG-CISR uses Sky!
13:41 (SEG-CISR) Charmander uses Ember.
13:41 (SEG-CISR) Oh god, I meant Fly.
13:41? SEG-CISR is not in range.
13:41 (SEG-CISR) ...
13:41? SEG-CISR uses Fly!
13:41 (SEG-CISR) It's a critical hit!
13:41 (SEG-CISR) Charmander has been WTFPWNed.
13:41? RM comes
13:42 (RM) R-r-r-return...
13:42 (SEG-CISR) *Gary: What the hell? How come your Magikarp can fly?*
13:42? SEG-CISR is a special pokemon.
13:42 (RM) I don't know!!
13:42? SEG-CISR goes inside pokeball.
13:42 (Akina) *has family barbecue in morning*
13:42? RM is shaking.
13:42? cgobyd has 35 dollars left in bank. T_T
13:42 *Akina) so. i'm out then
13:43 (RM) shouldofgonewiththesecondsquirtleshouldofgonewiththesecondsquirtleshouldofgonewiththesecondsquirtles
houldofgonewiththesecondsquirtleshouldofgonewiththesecondsquirtle
13:43? *** Akina left #TFF
13:43 (SEG-CISR) So...
13:43 (SEG-CISR) I need you to take a package to Veridian.
13:43 (SEG-CISR) Or whatever that place is called.
13:43 (RM) How did it even fly indoors?
13:43 (SEG-CISR) Would you do it for me, young trainer.
13:44 (RM) ANSWER ME OLD MAN
13:44 (RM) ...
13:44 (RM) *awkward silence*
13:44 (SEG-CISR) Naming it SEG-CISR had unpredictable effects.
13:45 (SEG-CISR) *Gives strange red sunglasses to RM*
13:45 (SEG-CISR) Here, you'll need this.
13:45? RM looks at red sunglasses
13:45 (RM) Are these cheap?
13:45 (Law-ohki) Some picture of Yachiru kicking a fish
13:46 (RM) I only wear cheap sunglasses
13:46 (RM) I'm a ZZ-Top fan.
13:46 (SEG-CISR) They're not for you.
13:47 (SEG-CISR) They'
13:47? RM has repressed his memories of SEG-CISR
13:47 (SEG-CISR) re for the Magikarp.
13:47? RM 's tic acts up
13:47 (SEG-CISR) To hold back its power.
13:47 (RM) *eye twitch*
13:47 (SEG-CISR) And keep you safe from its GAR stare.
13:47 (SEG-CISR) Which can kill lesser men.
13:48? RM dies inside
13:48 (SEG-CISR) You don't play with names like that, son.
13:48 (SEG-CISR) You should be ready to face the consequences.
13:48? RM begins to shake
13:48 (SEG-CISR) ... So about the package...?
13:49 (SEG-CISR) What was your name again? I tend to forget in my old age.
13:49 (RM) S-s-so which w-w-way is Verid-d-dian city?
13:49 (SEG-CISR) It's...
13:49 (SEG-CISR) *looks around*
13:49 (SEG-CISR) Up.
13:49? RM has developed a stutter
13:49 (SEG-CISR) Uhhh North.
13:50? RM walks out with tic
13:50 (RM) I'm RM
13:50 (SEG-CISR) Don't forget to watch out for the Tall Grass!
13:50 (SEG-CISR) MR!
13:50? *** RM is now known as MR
13:50? MR faints outside
13:51 (SEG-CISR) Should you see something moving in the grass, don't hesitate to whip out your
13:51 (SEG-CISR)
13:51 (SEG-CISR)
13:51 (SEG-CISR)
13:51? MR HAS WHITED OUT!
13:51 (SEG-CISR) MAgikarp.
13:51 (SEG-CISR) OH SHI-
13:51 (SEG-CISR) *Takes MR to his mother's house*
13:51 (SEG-CISR) Oh... hey~~~
13:51? MR wakes up in bed
13:52 (MR) So it was all just a dream...
13:52 (SEG-CISR) *Looming over bed* So you're awake!
13:52? MR feels his balls
13:52 (SEG-CISR) MR.
13:52 (MR) AH!
13:52 (Fallacy) .............................
13:52 (MR) Fallacy, I just had the weirdest dream!
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cgobyd

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#75
14:02 Law-ohki he quit before you asked for help
14:02 MR no he didn't
14:02 MR at least, not on mine
14:03 Law-ohki your connections slow then i see him as leaving before
14:03 MR if my connection was slow, then why did mine appear before his?
14:03 MR maybe my connection is just that fast?
14:03? *** Watashiwa joined #tff
14:03 Law-ohki because your connection is really fast to itself
14:03 cgobyd I see Fallacy leaving before you asked.
14:03 SEG-CISR Yeah.
14:04 MR oh, bite me
14:04 Law-ohki some might say
14:04 SEG-CISR Screencap.
14:04 Law-ohki premature
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