#TFF Memorable Quotes

violinmana · May 12, 2009

[15:43] <Zephyrus> Dammit, Vio. Stop calling my oneshit a rewrite.
[15:43] <Drklans> and vilma?
[15:44] <Drklans> LOL
[15:44] <Drklans> ONESHIT
[15:44] <Zephyrus> It has to be *finished* first before it can be written.
[15:44] <Zephyrus> ...
[15:44] <Drklans> dude
[15:44] <Zephyrus> Damn that 'o' button./
[15:44] <Drklans> you just made my day
[15:44] * Zephyrus cries in a corner.
[15:44] <Drklans> oh man
[15:44] <Drklans> oneshit
[15:44] <Drklans> this _has_ to go into #TFF quotes
[15:44] <Zephyrus> I usually take one a day.
[15:45] <Luthorne> Oh, that was a typo? I thought you were just being emo about your writing.
[15:45] * Zephyrus stabs Luther.
[15:45] <Luthorne> <<
[15:45] <Luthorne> ...ow. What?
[15:45] <rukia-nom-nom-nom> i guess thats where his writing comes from
[15:45] <rukia-nom-nom-nom> his ass
[15:45] <Drklans> hahaha
[15:45] <Zephyrus> =(
[15:45] <rukia-nom-nom-nom> ... hold on a sec while i shit out this fic
[15:46] <Drklans> XD!
[15:46] <Zephyrus> Oh god.
[15:46] <Zephyrus> I hate typos.
[15:46] <Zephyrus> I fucking *hate* them.
[15:46] <Zephyrus> -_-
[15:46] <Drklans> i think we all love them now
[15:46] * rukia-nom-nom-nom vein is popping out on his forehead while shiting out a fic
[15:47] <Zephyrus> The only way this could be any worse is if Lawra or Miz made that quote the MoTD
[15:47] <rukia-nom-nom-nom> ... good god i think there around 90k words alone in that fic i just shit out
[15:47] <Drklans> ...
[15:47] <Drklans> LAWRA!
[15:47] <rukia-nom-nom-nom> uh oh
[15:47] <Luthorne> <<;
[15:47] <Drklans> TOPIC!
[15:48] <rukia-nom-nom-nom> http://z14.invisionfree.com/The_Fanfiction...post&p=10757125
[15:48] <Zephyrus> She doesn't care about stupid typos, right Lawra?
[15:48] <@Law-Ohki> what?
[15:48] <Zephyrus> Nothing important.
[15:48] <Drklans> Zeph called his oneshot "oneshit"
[15:49] <Drklans> we must make fun of him... forever.
[15:49] * Law-Ohki changes topic to '#TFF TFF, so much talking out of the rectum that some of the more presitigous authors are literally able to crap out a oneshit'
[15:49] <Zephyrus> Oh my fucking god.
[15:49] <Zephyrus> I hate you all.
[15:49] <Drklans> XD
[15:49] <rukia-nom-nom-nom> .... XD
[15:49] * Zephyrus is now known as EmoZeph
[15:49] <Drklans> and we love you too
[15:50] <@Law-Ohki> i didn't mention you specifically

SEG-CISR · May 12, 2009

Ahh, so that's the story behind there being an emo there already when I arrived.

cgobyd · May 21, 2009

[20:28] cgobyd: http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/05/17/f...for-virgin-son/ <-NSFW, And I disagree with the quote.
[20:29] rukia: the quote should be
[20:29] rukia: "you have a fatherly obligation to get you son laid by as many women as possible"
[20:29] Curious_Stranger: Ooh. Good cosplay. http://4chanarchive.org/images/v/31310770/1242696864498.jpg
[20:31] cgobyd: The father should have been given an award, not arrested.
[20:31] cgobyd: And who is that Stranger?
[20:32] Curious_Stranger: Some chick (I hope it's a chick) cosplaying as Ema from Phoenix Wright
[20:32] rukia: cgo this topic needs to be placed in the #TFF quotes

sigfried27 · May 22, 2009

kill the NSFW link in the quote

cgobyd · May 22, 2009

sigfried27 said:

Done.

The Quote from the article was

Halibel Lecter · May 26, 2009

Among the things that shouldn't be lost... the link in Page 1 of this forum. Bump.

Ryoiichi Matsumoto · May 31, 2009

00:17 RM Midnight: I'm a jerk, just not on their level of douchebaggery... yet.
00:18 Midnight Feh, a jerk doesn't need to tell everyone they're a jerk. People kind of just know. =p
00:19 sunhawk ... take Midnight, for example.
00:19 sunhawk Upon meeting him, or even upon reading a single line of his text
00:19á? *** John quit (Ping timeout)
00:19 sunhawk We know he is a worm, the lowest of the low, nothing but an inadequate has-been douche.
00:20 RM Like I said, I'm not at that level yet.
00:20 sunhawk No, you're just a minion douche.
00:20 sunhawk A trainee, if you will
00:20 RM Exactly.
00:21 sunhawk Fit only to be the butt of jokes and the target of a vague sense of contempt.
00:24 Midnight Fuck you too, sunhawk. =p
00:24 sunhawk No thanks; I'd probably catch three or four unpleasant diseases and rashes.
00:25 RM hahaha
00:26 Midnight Yeah, it always comes down to STDs with you. =p
00:27 sunhawk Well, that's because those are the only things that truly love Midnight the way he is.
00:29 RM I love what I inadverdantly started.
00:30 Midnight ...it looked more like sunhawk started it, really.
00:30 sunhawk Nah, it's all Midnight
00:30 sunhawk ... the dick.
00:30 sunhawk Anyways, time to snooze, I think
00:30 sunhawk Later, all
00:31 Midnight Night
00:31 Ruin ...
00:31 Ruin talking about dicks
00:31 Ruin Tff is truly perverted. XD
00:32 RM I put him on the path.
00:32 RM That's why I said 'inadverdantly'.
00:33á? *** Akina joined #TFF
00:33 RM Dicks isn't all we've got.
00:33 RM Oh, hey Akina. How's it going?
00:34 RM We were just talking about dicks.
00:35á? *** Akina1 quit (Ping timeout)
00:36 RM Oh, this is going straight to Quotes.

edit: Suddenly, more!

locke69 · Jun 1, 2009

Topic changed to 'Star Wars AU:? http://www.fukufics.com/viewtopic.php?f=32&t=3969 -- We that support the Clans, support the death of all Word followers! -- <Belgarion213> Revan is canonically mail -- o/~? I ain't afraid of no ghost.? You know that busting makes me feel good!? o/~'

Garahs · Jun 1, 2009

locke69 said:

First Class? Overnight Delivery? Or is he a suit of armor?

rukia8492 · Jun 2, 2009

? *** RagingWang is now known as Grunt
15:38 sailor-bubba mwuhahahahahahaha
15:39 Grunt wait..you won't treat on it?
15:39 Luthorne Defeat.
15:39? *** Grunt is now known as RagingSpiralWang
15:39 Luthorne Clasp it limply, Grunt.
15:39 RagingSpiralWang Indeed?
15:39 sailor-bubba .... so basically your a pig penis grunt????
15:40 RagingSpiralWang ...where the hell did that come from?
15:40 sailor-bubba your name
15:40 RagingSpiralWang besides random
15:40 RagingSpiralWang pig?
15:40 RagingSpiralWang don't hurt my warcraft heart

15:41 RagingSpiralWang I have had that nickname for over a decade now

15:41 sailor-bubba grunt, you didn't know that a pigs penis is spiral shaped????
15:41 RagingSpiralWang in general I don't fap to pig porn...
15:41 Luthorne Liar
15:41 RagingSpiralWang nor do I have an greater interest in their penis..
15:41 Luthorne It's just that you stick to the girls.
15:42 Luthorne Stick in, rather...
15:42 sailor-bubba the only reason i know is cause i've castrated enough hogs to know grunt
15:42 RagingSpiralWang there is only one SPIRAL
15:42? Luthorne puts a fake pig snout on RagingSpiralWang.
15:42 sailor-bubba ....... XD
15:42? RagingSpiralWang punches it through Space-Time
15:43? Luthorne watches as Space-Time counters with an uppercut!
15:43? RagingSpiralWang ducks and gives it a kick
15:44? RagingSpiralWang gets kicked by Chuck Norris for using a kick.
15:44? RagingSpiralWang goes back to thinking about stories
15:44? *** RagingSpiralWang is now known as Grunt
15:45 Luthorne http://www.larryniven.org/stories/Man_of_S...f_Kleenex.shtml
15:45 sailor-bubba .... this is going in the quotes
15:45 Grunt hm?
15:45 Luthorne Oh dear.
15:46 Grunt there were no puns..
15:47 Luthorne Sad, indeed.
15:47 Luthorne A terrible travesty of justive.
15:47 Luthorne *justice
15:47 Luthorne A thong that will provide no support to the twisted masses...
15:48 Grunt If only a hero had been there to right this terrible terrible situation.
15:48 Grunt With the right support of course.
15:48 Luthorne I think you're skirting the issue, Grunt...maybe only a little, though, more of a miniskirting...

violinmana · Jun 2, 2009

Proof that Akina is gay.

[20:34] * Akina slaps WoF
[20:34] <Akina> Drop it
[20:34] <WoF> i will never stop rubbing it in your face
[20:34] <WoF> XD
[20:34] <WoF> and stop slapping my ass
[20:34] <Megaolix> >_<
[20:34] <WoF> wtf is wrong with you?
[20:35] <Akina> ...
[20:35] * Akina punches WoF
[20:35] <Akina> better?
[20:35] <WoF> would be
[20:35] <WoF> if you didn't just try to fist me
[20:35] <Akina> ....

maheshjr2000 · Jun 2, 2009

SEG-CISR said:

.....I honestly cant tell if your being sarcastic, combined with your use of the word doth.

Did you not have to partake in the glorious torture called Shakespeare?

Disclaimer: I have no idea if he invented it but it was used during...Elizabethan was it?...times.

SEG-CISR · Jun 3, 2009

maheshjr2000 said:

My English is a convoluted mess. I take words from anywhere.

Got in trouble once for using 'reckon' in an essay. <_< I interchange my spelling from Queen's English to the American vernacular.

Can't say those middle school spelling quizzes were made any easier by this quality of mine.

rukia8492 · Jun 7, 2009

*** ruk-seeing-family-for-last-tim is now known as Sgt-Taylor
12:44? Sgt-Taylor has just said his last goodbyes to his family before he leaves
12:44? --- Sgt-Taylor is back
12:46 Sgt-Taylor ...... now i feel really depressed
12:48 Cornuthaum

12:48 Cornuthaum As far as things go
12:48 Cornuthaum your manic manner will be missed.
12:48 Cornuthaum See to it that you come back in one piece. Well, in one piece that still has all pieces attached that are attached to it right now.
12:50 Sgt-Taylor i'll have internet access while i'm over there corn
12:50 Cornuthaum And?
12:50 Cornuthaum My point stands.
12:50 Sgt-Taylor .....
12:50 Cornuthaum See to it that you do not lose parts of yourself.
12:50 Grunt its valuable advice ^^
12:50 Cornuthaum Sorry. I'm a natural pessimist.
12:50 Sgt-Taylor i'll try not to get shot when i'm on the D.A.R.T. missions
12:51 Cornuthaum That's the spirit.
12:51 Cornuthaum Well, you should try not to get shot no matter where you are, but... good luck. I hope you won't need it.
12:51 Sgt-Taylor although i'm wondering why the hell my unit put me on that team
12:52 Cornuthaum 'cause the booby traps didn't work on you?
12:52 Sgt-Taylor i don't think so
12:52 Cornuthaum Because you have a surprising immunity to rat poison?
12:52 Sgt-Taylor i think it was my creative jackassery when my unit was on a simulated D.A.R.T mission
12:54 Cornuthaum Insert the sound of a facepalm.
12:54? Sgt-Taylor is still wondering how the hell he didn't get in trouble on that exercise
12:54? *** SleepyEllf is now known as Ellf
12:54 Sgt-Taylor all in all it was kinda funny what i did
12:55 Sgt-Taylor nothing quite like calling in a C-130 to buzz the opfor
12:55 Sgt-Taylor XD
12:59 Sgt-Taylor all i can say is that it seemed like a good idea at the time
12:59 Cornuthaum rukia
12:59 Cornuthaum That's what they all say.
13:00 Cornuthaum Also, it makes you sound like a mad scientist
13:00 Cornuthaum "Why did you create cockroaches the size of mountains that can devour time itself"
13:00 Cornuthaum "It seemed like a good idea at the time!"
13:00? Sgt-Taylor blushes
13:01 Cornuthaum I know, quite a compliment to be called a Mad Scientist.
13:01 Cornuthaum One question though
13:01 Cornuthaum Did it work?
13:01 Sgt-Taylor yes
13:01 Cornuthaum See.
13:01 Cornuthaum Totally worth it

13:01 Sgt-Taylor it worked splendidly
13:02 Cornuthaum all the justification ya need right there

13:02 Sgt-Taylor nothing like launching a surprise attack with the opfor distracted by an extremly low-flying C-130 going 300 knots
13:03 Sgt-Taylor

13:03 Cornuthaum "distracted" goes right into the "epic understatement" folder
13:04 Fallacy ohoi, ellf
13:06 Fallacy? <-- not worksafe: sailor venus
13:06 Sgt-Taylor 300 knots = 345.233835 MPH =555.53 Kmph
13:07 Sgt-Taylor and with the throttles on that C-130 firewalled the engine noise was loud as hell
13:07 Sgt-Taylor so it made for a good diversion
13:08 Cornuthaum rukia: I said "epic understatement" because a plane going right over your head at that speed doesn't leave you distracted, it leaves you going "What the fuck is the sky doing so close to my head aaargh"

violinmana · Jun 8, 2009

Evidence that Akina is gay, a cheater, and incestuous.

[15:19] <Erli> Sadly, Akina has a girlfriend
[15:19] <violinmana> and same here
[15:19] <Akina> yeah~
[15:19] <violinmana> i know that Akina has a gf
[15:19] <violinmana> i've seen her
[15:19] <Wookie> I haven't.
[15:20] <violinmana> she's cute
[15:20] <Akina> and no one will
[15:20] <Akina> vio and skelethin blackmailed me
[15:20] <Wookie> Link?
[15:20] <violinmana> lol
[15:20] <violinmana> i don't think i have it
[15:20] <violinmana> i'm not _that_ mean
[15:20] <Wookie> How did they blackmail you?
[15:21] * Skelethin cackles
[15:21] <violinmana> XD
[15:21] <Akina> ...
[15:21] <Skelethin> ask him how he got the money to pay for his computer parts
[15:21] <Akina> ...
[15:21] <Wookie> How did you get the money to pay for your computer parts?
[15:21] <Erli> >>
[15:21] <Akina> ...
[15:22] <Akina> I'm saying nothing
[15:22] * Skelethin grins
[15:22] * violinmana cackles
[15:22] <Akina> you're americans. so i plead the 5th
[15:22] <Skelethin> he got the money from his dad...
[15:22] <Skelethin> the REAL question
[15:22] <Skelethin> is what he did to GET the money
[15:22] <violinmana> what did he do for the money?
[15:22] <Akina> ...
[15:22] <violinmana> your version sounds better, Skele
[15:22] <Skelethin> and your japanese, you can't plead the 5th
[15:23] <violinmana> and didn't you also "ask" your sister?
[15:23] <Wookie> Did he do a bad tough Akina?
[15:23] <Akina> ....
[15:23] <Skelethin> you can't call it a bad touch...
[15:23] <Akina> hyuuu
[15:23] <Skelethin> if Akina is doing the touching
[15:23] <violinmana> it's called a "Father-Son Moment"
[15:23] <Akina> ...
[15:24] <violinmana> you japanese
[15:24] <violinmana> so immoral
[15:24] <Akina> ...
[15:24] * Akina punches vio
[15:24] <Skelethin> the fact that he secretly LIKES it when his sister rapes him is another matter
[15:24] <violinmana> wait
[15:25] <violinmana> I thought Yoko said he was yelling "MORE! MORE!"
[15:25] <Skelethin> and you notice that Akina isn't denying it
[15:25] <Skelethin> he doesn't admit that HERE though
[15:25] <Akina> ....
[15:26] * violinmana sighs
[15:26] <Akina> I hate you guys
[15:26] <violinmana> Incest... what _will_ you think of next, Akina?

As you can see, Akina didn't put down a single word of denial.

AkinaAE86 · Jun 8, 2009

As you can see I did

rukia8492 · Jun 8, 2009

as i scroll through the current chat log akina i see no evidence of you saying "LIES!!!!" at all.

violinmana · Jun 8, 2009

AkinaAE86 said:

Stop making stuff up, Akina.

cgobyd · Jun 8, 2009

AkinaAE86 said:

(7:22:44 AM) cgobyd: LIES!

AkinaAE86 · Jun 8, 2009

violinmana said:

All you did was edit out your post. I should have done a screencap when i had the chance..

cgo.. i'm going to kick your ass

cgobyd · Jun 8, 2009

AkinaAE86 said:

violinmana said:

All you did was edit out your post. I should have done a screencap when i had the chance..

cgo.. i'm going to kick your ass

I would like to see you try.

AkinaAE86 · Jun 8, 2009

cgobyd said:

AkinaAE86 said:

I would like to see you try.

I will

cgobyd · Jun 8, 2009

AkinaAE86 said:

cgobyd said:

I will

Bring it then! :spank:

violinmana · Jun 8, 2009

AkinaAE86 said:

You couldn't even resist your sister when she tied you up and raped you. What makes you think you have a chance against a real man?

AkinaAE86 · Jun 8, 2009

violinmana said:

AkinaAE86 said:

You couldn't even resist your sister when she tied you up and raped you. What makes you think you have a chance against a real man?

Shes' hot. It's fun. I'll still kick the shit out of you.

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