#TFF Memorable Quotes

rukia8492 · Feb 17, 2011

nuclear death frog said:

[22:35] <Sunhawk> ÔÇ£Course you can help me. Motherfucka wants some mothafuckinÔÇÖ airtime in this bitch! I been callinÔÇÖ yo shit for six hours straight tryin to get in but yÔÇÖall niggas keep puttinÔÇÖ me on hold! Fuck you think this shit is, bitch?ÔÇØ The clearly intoxicated and potentially dangerous man said as he brandished his champagne bottle.
[22:36] <Sunhawk> ... Usagi's got a good eye for disguises
[22:36] <Fallacy> i don't get it, or find it amusing, but okay? o.o
[22:38] |<-- The_Ero-Sennin has left irc.lunarnet.org (Quit: <a href='http://www.mibbit.com' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>http://www.mibbit.com</a> ajax IRC Client)
[22:39] <ndf> someone who uses champagne to get loaded clearly will take anything
[22:39] <ndf> and is an idiot who doesn't understand what he's drinking and just wants to be smashed
[22:41] <ndf> morons like that should just be given enough cheap rotgut to get fatal alcohol poisoning. it's a service.
[22:43] <Midnight> Alcohol, SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
[22:44] <Fallacy> Decantering

[22:44] <Fallacy> like a god!
[22:46] <Luthorne> Haha

i frown on this retard. may he rot in hell for commiting these sins against the holy fluid known as alcohol.

Halibel Lecter · Feb 28, 2011

19:42 The_Ero-Sennin Harry: *Wielding .357 pistol* I'm tired of these Motherfuckin' Snapes...
19:43 Shirotsume Please, we know harry wouldn't survive straight combat vs. one snape, let alone like 6.
19:43 Shirotsume I doubt he could actually survive straight combat with just about anything other than his clothes.
19:44 The_Ero-Sennin But Harry has a gun.
19:44 The_Ero-Sennin He woke up this morning.
19:44 The_Ero-Sennin And got himself a gun.
19:46? *** Ragnar` joined #tff
19:46 Halibel Harry's got a gun...
19:46 Halibel *music*
19:46? *** Ragnar quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Ragnar`)))
19:46? Kyonko watches a brink fall onto Harry's head, smashing his skull in.
19:46 Halibel Harry's got a gun....
19:46? *** Ragnar` is now known as Ragnar
19:46 Halibel The whole world's come undone...
19:46 Halibel And ever'body's starin' at the sun...
19:46 Kyonko *brick
19:46 Halibel What'd those muggles doooooo?
19:46 Halibel What'd they put you throoooough...?
19:47 The_Ero-Sennin Halibel, you are my hero.
19:47? The_Ero-Sennin high fives Halibel
19:47? Halibel grins and high-fives Ero.
19:47? *** migele joined #tff
19:48 The_Ero-Sennin From Got Yourself A Gun to Janie's Got a Gun.
19:48 The_Ero-Sennin Top fuckin' score.
19:48? sinkun fears them both
19:48? Halibel snickers. This ought to be quoted.
19:49? *** ill-kitsune quit (Ping timeout)
19:49? *** migele is now known as ill-kitsune

SEG-CISR · Mar 7, 2011

[20:34:34] <+Seg> LR: You should make your own pizza
[20:34:39] <+Seg> It comes out so good
[20:35:01] <+Twib> What is sex like?
[20:35:12] * +Seg pauses for a moment
[20:35:17] <+Seg> Hmm...
[20:35:21] <+Seg> well... I guess it works.
[20:35:24] <+Seg> Twib: [20:34:39] <+Seg> It comes out so good
[20:35:49] <+Twib> ...
[20:35:57] * +Twib sighs.
[20:35:59] <+Seg> I'm laughing so hard right now.

Halibel Lecter · Mar 12, 2011

20:51 Ragnar sounds like a real plot clusterduck
20:51 Ragnar clusterfuck, even

Latewave · Mar 13, 2011

[00:03] <HL> I may have to use one program for sound, one fore video, ti may take some tweaking and name-calling, but I got it!
[00:04] <Latewave> Hilariously
[00:04] <Latewave> All those people get hidden in cars in bussed out get caught
[00:04] <HL> The prof is gonna be /so/ impressed with my final! It's gonna be the best in class and I'm not gonna have to join the Army!
[00:04] * HL dances around.
[00:04] <Shirotsume> ...
[00:04] <Latewave> But a single guy walking out the main gate in front of the office never gets caught
[00:04] <Twib> Good job.
[00:04] <HL> Yeeha!
[00:05] <Latewave> HL has a crush on her teacher Shiro
[00:05] <HL> I do not!
[00:05] <HL> I just wanna impress him!
[00:05] * Latewave eye rolls
[00:06] <The_Ero-Sennin> Yay for creepy villain? themes
[00:06] <The_Ero-Sennin> 'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6l64TVOLds
[00:07] <HL> They're two totally different things.
[00:08] <Latewave> Hahah
[00:08] <Latewave> Not in the least
[00:08] * Latewave can feed I wanna Impress him into Crush easy
[00:09] <HL> But it's not!
[00:09] <HL> I mena, for one thing, he's way old.
[00:09] <HL> He rants.
[00:09] <Shirotsume> HL, the sooner you admit you want your prof, the easier everything will be.
[00:09] <Latewave> Don't get your Maestro get carted away as a pedo. Stop jailbaiting him
[00:09] <HL> And he has this devil-may-care personality that's just so different from high school mteachers, and then yet, he lvoes the material. A paradox I've enevr seen.
[00:10] <HL> But that doens't mean I have a crush on him!
[00:10] <Latewave> Dudette
[00:10] <HL> Which I don't.
[00:10] <HL> At all.
[00:10] <Latewave> Tsundere
[00:10] <@Lawra> <a href='http://xkcd.com/851/' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>http://xkcd.com/851/</a>
[00:11] <HL> I am not!
[00:11] <Latewave> Lawra
[00:11] <Latewave> Is HL acting Tsundere
[00:11] <HL> I am not!
[00:11] <@Lawra> the real question is why I should care what HL is doing
[00:12] <Latewave> But you have nothing better to do?
[00:12] <Shirotsume> Because you're an op and as thus should care about everything going on in this channel?
[00:12] <@Lawra> I could watch grass grow
[00:12] <Latewave> You could make exploding Gerbils
[00:12] <@Lawra> there are SOOOO many things more interesting than HL
[00:13] <Latewave> Like exploding homing pigeons
[00:13] <HL> Thank you, Lawra....
[00:13] <@Lawra> honestly i can't really think of anything more boring
[00:13] <Latewave> Nothing
[00:13] <Latewave> Is more boring
[00:13] <@Lawra> nothing would be an interesting expeirence
[00:14] <Latewave> Maybe
[00:14] * Latewave wonders how those sensory deprivation chambers are
[00:14] <@Lawra> so nothing is more interesting than HL
[00:14] <@Lawra> HL is like a void, sucking in and destroying any interest
[00:15] <Latewave> Heh
[00:15] <Shirotsume> Actually, a snesory deprivation chamber is pretty damn cool
[00:15] <Shirotsume> I've been in one twice.

SEG-CISR · Mar 21, 2011

<Seiya, for god knows how long> RAGERAGERAGERAGE
[22:03:24] <+Seg> Seiya.
[22:03:43] <Seiya> Sorry, he just pisses me off
[22:03:56] <Seiya> He's the most retarded guy to get into an argument with
[22:04:38] * Seiya rages
[22:04:42] <Seiya> >: (
[22:06:40] * +Seg gives Seiya a calming backrub
[22:06:54] <+Seg> Honestly, TFF isn't worth getting a rise from
[22:07:06] <+Seg> I don't know why you all don't just abandon the talk sections.
[22:07:17] <+Seg> 99% of what I do in TFF is confined to the Previews section
[22:07:20] <+Seg> where I post my stories
[22:07:33] <+Seg> that's my interaction. When I post something and watch for people talking to me about it.
[22:07:36] <+Seg> The vast majority.
[22:07:42] <+Seg> Sometimes I look out when I'm bored
[22:07:47] <+Seg> but I don't have ongoing conversations
[22:07:47] <Seiya> Dunno
[22:07:50] <+Seg> I say my piece, sometimes
[22:07:52] <+Seg> then I leave.
[22:07:52] <Seiya> I think I'm a masochist
[22:07:57] <+Seg> A masochist
[22:08:01] <+Seg> would enjoy the pain
[22:08:03] <+Seg> not get angry
[22:08:11] * +Seg applies some pressure to Seiya's shoulders
[22:08:12] <Seiya> good point
[22:08:29] <+Seg> Honestly, what your reactions in this channel are like
[22:08:37] <+Seg> is akin to having someone cut you in line
[22:08:45] <+Seg> and acting like they had actually cut you with a shiv.
[22:08:55] <Seiya> >>
[22:09:13] <+Seg> not as in you're wounded
[22:09:15] <+Seg> not necessarily
[22:09:38] <+Seg> but as in you react strongly and you're forceful about how dickish they were for shanking you to get a place in a sandwich line.
[22:10:13] <Seiya> >>
[22:10:15] * +Seg runs his knuckles up and down Seiya's spine
[22:10:19] <+Seg> The response isn't to get mad
[22:10:21] <+Seg> or to get even.
[22:10:25] <+Seg> It's to not care.
[22:10:30] <+Seg> To let it flow around you like a rock.
[22:10:34] <+Seg> But a rock in short-term.
[22:10:42] <Seiya> i shall try
[22:10:43] <+Seg> Because eventually rocks erode under the water's current
[22:10:53] <+Seg> So be a rock. Then be another. Switch rocks, so you don't get worn down.

Yes, so that wa-

Sigh.

However, I think it's good advice. TFF needs a chill pill or ten. Or perhaps a few backrubs. But I'm no masseuse.

Watashiwa · Mar 21, 2011

Shirotsume · Mar 24, 2011

17:23 Shirotsume They would have learned
17:23 Shirotsume about Naruto in the academy
17:23 Shirotsume Iruka
17:23 Shirotsume would be shitting bricks
17:23 Shirotsume of pure happiness.
17:23 Seg ?
17:24 Shirotsume they would cover the fourth great ninja war
17:24 Shirotsume and naruto
17:24 Shirotsume would have been raping face
17:25 Shirotsume one fucking imari during godhax mode and the entire fucking army of zetsu is dead
17:25 Shirotsume xD
17:25 Seg imari?
17:25 Shirotsume what the rasengan was based off of
17:25 Shirotsume the hyper beam
17:25 Seg what.
17:25 Seg ...
17:26 Shirotsume <a href='http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Tailed_Beast_Ball' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Tailed_Beast_Ball</a>
17:26 Seg oh
17:26 Seg that shit
17:27 Shirotsume yeah
17:27 Seg Rasengan was based off of that?
17:27 Shirotsume yup
17:27 Shirotsume Minato saw kushina use it
17:27 Shirotsume and tried to make a version for nonjinchuuriki
17:27 Seg jeebus
17:27 Seg Oh god
17:27 Seg JESUS
17:27 Seg Minato
17:27 Seg saw kushina
17:27 Seg blow a hyper beam
17:27 Seg from her mouth
17:27 Seg and he
17:27 Seg got her pregnant?
17:27 Seg They had
17:27 Seg sex
17:27 Seg after
17:27 Seg he saw her hyperbeam?
17:27 Seg Dude.
17:27 Seg Respect.
17:28 Seg So much respect.
17:28 Shirotsume you have no idea
17:28 Shirotsume how fucking hard I'm laughing
17:28 Shirotsume right now
17:28 Seg You have no idea how pussy I feel right now
17:28 Seg Like
17:28 Seg Why do I deserve my balls?
17:28 Seg This man
17:28 Seg he fucked a woman that can barf out a plasma ball
17:29 Seg that can take out a mountain
17:29 Shirotsume to be fair
17:29 Shirotsume she fucked a man
17:29 Shirotsume that can kill an army
17:29 Shirotsume in one flash of light

A match made in heaven.

foesjoe · Mar 24, 2011

SEG-CISR said:

You could rub me any time, Sergibro.

Ryoiichi Matsumoto · Apr 16, 2011

18:08 Ina this is the most dysfunctional family I've ever seen
18:09 Rooster No, this is TFF.
18:10? *** Ina quit (Connection reset by peer)
18:10 Ryomu Rooster: 17:56 Luthorne <Ina> Denpa onna to saishun otoko?
18:10 Rooster Thanks for missing the joke, Ryomu

18:12 Ryomu No problem, Rooster.
18:12? Rooster pats RM on the back. "I can always count on you."
18:13? *** Ina joined #tff
18:13? Ryomu displays his open palms towards Rooster. "I can count to this many."
18:14 Rooster "You should use your toes. You can count twice as much!"
18:14? *** Ragnar quit (Quit: "This is the pro leagues; everyone cheats a little. However, now that you've caught us, we must begin to cheat a lot.")
18:14 Ryomu "What's after 10?"
18:15 Rooster "Green."
18:15 Ryomu "No, silly. That's the color of grass."
18:15 Ryomu "And boogers!"
18:16? *** Aledeth quit (Client exited)
18:16 Rooster "And it comes after ten."
18:16 Ryomu "Really?"
18:17 Rooster "Of course. Have I ever steered you wrong?"
18:18 Ryomu "Lotsa times. You told me if my hand were bigger than my face, I had cancer."
18:18? *** Ina quit (Connection reset by peer)
18:18 Rooster "Nonsense."
18:18? *** Ina joined #tff
18:18 Ryomu "Then, you pulled my pants down when my hand was over my face!"
18:19 Rooster "You don't have any proof."
18:19 Ryomu "I fell down and you took pictures!"
18:20 Rooster "Well, at least I shared the profits with you. You don't have to sound so mad at me."
18:20? *** Luthorne is now known as LuthorneSleeping
18:21 Ryomu "I only got-"
18:21? Ryomu counts on his fingers and holds out six.
18:21 Ryomu "This many!"
18:22 Rooster "And I bought you ice cream! what more do you want!?"
18:23 Ryomu (Too easy.)
18:23 Ryomu "More Cowbell!"
18:23 Latewave ...
18:23? *** Ragnar joined #tff
18:23? +++ ChanServ has given voice to Ragnar
18:24 Latewave I'm confused
18:24 Rooster "You'll get your cowbell when you successfully complete your mission in Operation: Cow-Tipping."
18:25 Ryomu "But I don't have any money to give to cows."
18:25 Rooster "What happened to the money I gave you?"
18:26 Ryomu "Your girlfriend's not cheap."
18:27 Rooster "Your boyfriend is cheaper~"
18:28 Ina ...
18:29 Ryomu "Not as cheap as your mother!"
18:29? *** [1]Ina joined #tff
18:30 Rooster "We've been over this before, Ryomu. That's /your/ mother."
18:30 Ryomu "She's your mother too!".
18:31 Rooster "At least my dad was the good looking one."
18:31? *** Ina quit (Connection reset by peer)
18:31? *** theM is now known as theSleepingM
18:31? *** [1]Ina is now known as Ina
18:32 Ryomu "MEANIE!"
18:32? Ryomu punches Rooster in the testicles and runs off crying.
18:32? Rooster crumples to the ground, holding his balls.

ArashiKaji · May 4, 2011

Zephyrus said:

Lawra said:

Zephyrus said:

Oh so you know about the running gag that Skelethin is Skeletors daughter?

Isn't that on the TFF family tree somewhere?

There's a family tree? -_-

Marth · May 4, 2011

ArashiKaji said:

Zephyrus said:

Lawra said:

Isn't that on the TFF family tree somewhere?

There's a family tree? -_-

There was, once upon a time. Fancy picture and everything, IIRC.

Master of Squirrel-Fu · May 4, 2011

Marth said:

ArashiKaji said:

There was, once upon a time. Fancy picture and everything, IIRC.

Yeah, too bad all the orgies, sodemy, adn good old fasion wincest caused the damn thing collapsed into a singularity.

ArashiKaji · May 4, 2011

huh.. I had no idea.

Marth · May 4, 2011

ArashiKaji said:

You didn't miss much. It eventually became a convoluted mass of twisted lines and names. Like this, but far, far worse-

Dark Knight Gafgar · May 4, 2011

Marth said:

You know, I wonder what a family tree that included Saya would look like.

Marth · May 4, 2011

Dark Knight Gafgar said:

That mass of tentacles and eyes near the top? Yeah, that's about what would eventually happen to any family tree Saya is a part of.

nuclear death frog · May 4, 2011

Shirotsume said:

Too bad their son is such a horrifically useless failfuck.

Ryoiichi Matsumoto · May 4, 2011

22:15 Arashi I think I know what I'm gonna buy when I graduate.
22:15 Sunhawk <a href='http://www.mangareader.net/166-39830-16/umi-no-misaki/chapter-57.html' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>http://www.mangareader.net/166-39830-16/um...chapter-57.html</a> ^^
22:15 Hata-Twib I'll still be a woman, and I'm not paying the $500 it takes to change gender. :/
22:15 Halibel And yes... yes I do. I forgot a pulmonic valve and the resulting string of missed steps dropped the grade for that test to a C. Just glad we're done with the cardiac system.. oh wait, we have to study cutaway pics of intercourse?á
22:15 Arashiá <a href='http://sharkrobot.com/images/shirt_vgc_pokemonblue.jpg' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>http://sharkrobot.com/images/shirt_vgc_pokemonblue.jpg</a>
22:16 Hata-Twib ...
22:16 Halibel Pfft. So be a futa. It's fun.
22:16á? Hata-Twib is glad that AP Bio doesn't need to be in depth with intercourse.
22:16 Arashi Hmmm futa...
22:16 Halibel I /hate/ this A&P course.
22:16 Hata-Twib You make more money at the Spermitorium if you're a dude then a futa.
22:17 Hata-Twib That extra $10000 matters, :/
22:17 Ryomu 22:15 Arashi I think I know what I'm gonna buy when I graduate.á
22:17 Ryomu 22:16 Arashi Hmmm futa...á
22:17 Ryomu ...
22:17 Arashi >.>
22:17 Hata-Twib ...What Ryomu just said.
22:17 Halibel Hahahaha.
22:17 Arashi No I meant that shirt!
22:17 Halibel Quote that sucker.
22:17 Hata-Twib Ryomu, do it for us?
22:17 Hata-Twib I'll bribe you with music and porn and musical porn.
22:18 Hata-Twib But not pornographic music.
22:18á? Ryomu is flying high in a roflcoptor.
22:18 Arashi Fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

nuclear death frog · Jul 21, 2011

[14:41] <Vegas-Twib> No I did not spend last night with a hooker.
[14:41] <Vegas-Twib> ...
[14:42] <Vegas-Twib> Ignore that.
[14:42] <ndf> we'll take your word at face value
[14:42] <Vegas-Twib> Thank you.
[14:42] <ndf> unfortunately you don't get to decide whose face
[14:43] <Halibel> I bet it's a bukkake'd face....
[14:43] <Halibel>

[14:43] <ndf> lol
[14:43] <Vegas-Twib> I don't have /that/ much sperm, Kohi.
[14:43] <Vegas-Twib> Kohai*
[14:43] <Vegas-Twib> ...Wait, /shit/.
[14:44] <ndf> if you let them talk long enough, they eventually slip the noose around their own necks

nuclear death frog · Aug 17, 2011

[20:54]<ndf> there comes a time in every bad story when you finally must decide, "Enough", and hit the Red X.
[20:56]<cgobyd> Have you reached that point?
[20:56]<ndf> i already did
[20:56]<ndf> it was so bad it became intolerable, and i deleted it from the history file also
[20:57]<ndf> i wish i could manipulate my memories as easily
[20:58]<ndf> i'd tell you what story it was but that would just encourage reading it. unacceptable.
[20:59]<ndf> just take my word that it was awful and we'll be cool.
[21:00]<Tk> ....You know you're encouraging us to read it by telling us how bad it is....
[21:01]<Tk> cause we're gonna be curious on WHY you don't want us to read it.
[21:02]<ndf> curiosity kills more people that way
[21:05]<Tk> And we're TFF....You expect some of us to back down from a challenge of crappy fanfics?
[21:05]<Tk> Sanity was left at the door we stepped in
[21:06]<cgobyd> Or the bathroom window we snuck through.
[21:07]<Tk> Either way!
[21:07]<ndf> you don't think much of mercy, i see

TkMacintosh · Aug 17, 2011

nuclear death frog said:

[20:54]<ndf> there comes a time in every bad story when you finally must decide, "Enough", and hit the Red X.
[20:56]<cgobyd> Have you reached that point?
[20:56]<ndf> i already did
[20:56]<ndf> it was so bad it became intolerable, and i deleted it from the history file also
[20:57]<ndf> i wish i could manipulate my memories as easily
[20:58]<ndf> i'd tell you what story it was but that would just encourage reading it. unacceptable.
[20:59]<ndf> just take my word that it was awful and we'll be cool.
[21:00]<Tk> ....You know you're encouraging us to read it by telling us how bad it is....
[21:01]<Tk> cause we're gonna be curious on WHY you don't want us to read it.
[21:02]<ndf> curiosity kills more people that way
[21:05]<Tk> And we're TFF....You expect some of us to back down from a challenge of crappy fanfics?
[21:05]<Tk> Sanity was left at the door we stepped in
[21:06]<cgobyd> Or the bathroom window we snuck through.
[21:07]<Tk> Either way!
[21:07]<ndf> you don't think much of mercy, i see

You know you never did post the damn fic...I want to fucking know what it is...

nuclear death frog · Aug 17, 2011

Ha ha ha... I shall *never* tell you. Suffer, friend. It's healthier this way. B)

TkMacintosh · Aug 17, 2011

nuclear death frog said:

.....You're an ass you know? But then again...This IS TFF so it shouldn't be THAT much of a surprise.

foesjoe · Oct 15, 2011

Timing is everything.

9:48pm <Seiya> Seg you alive?
9:49pm <Seiya> Did you watch Community yesterday?
9:49pm <foesjoe> Seg is not alive
9:49pm <Seiya> aww
9:49pm <foesjoe> he is in a vegetative state
9:50pm <foesjoe> he stared at pictures of hairy, muscular men for five hours straight and lapsed into a coma
9:51pm --- quits: Seg (~Seg@cpe-98-15-128-236.hvc.res.rr.com/Ping timeout)
9:51pm <foesjoe> see

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