TFF: The End Of the World

[Latewave]

That's odd I didn't set them off yet.

 

[Shaderic]

[A key-blade shaped weapon, eh?]

Hey, where's Hanabi?

After this... ow... god... My shoulder still hurts...Nobody

After this, I vouch we take some R&R, OK?

I feel like I haven't eaten in months...

Hey, is the barrier sound-proof?

 

[shibosho]

Hmm, let me try something.......

*Insert sounds of something being electrocuted*

.......

......Ouch.....

Well there's your problem.

 

[Aarik]

HELL YEAH KICK HIS ASS SORA!

[That didn't answer my question is he kickass or not?]

[And that is a Keyblade, a weird looking one admittedly, but most Keyblades hardly look like key's anyway.

The fact we're to stupid to properly listen to old legends, prophecy's and stories and to paranoid to take them as fully trustworthy and not cryptic as hell like high fantasy prophecy's shouldn't alter the fabric of the universe to match our opinion's.]

 

[twin blade]

Um, guys? Don't know about you, but the ocean is gone. It's just a drop straight down now.

[Sorry, we already decided that in this AU, Sora does not have a Keyblade. I made the decision to have Sora use Keyblades other then the Kingdom Key, because that way, we don't need to worry about his weapons. Here, all keyblades other than the Kingdom Key are just magical weapons.]

 

[Aarik]

HIT HIM AGA- Wait what?

Okay that is creepy as hell.

[To be fair, lightwave watashiwa and NGD voted for Sora not having a Keyblade, never was it said he could not at a later time get one, just that he didn't have one, at the time.]

 

[Latewave]

With the Ocean gone there goes the Tsunami I have planned.

[I don't care if he gets a keyblade later or not. And since NGD and Wata quit. Their votes don't count until they start playing again.]

 

[shibosho]

*Whistle* That looks like a deep drop

.....

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*throws rock into the abyss*

.....

.....

.....

Well there goes that escape plan.

 

[Aarik]

I got my ship in my pocket, if this Riku kid is a load bearing boss I'll full size it and we fly away.

 

[Latewave]

I wonder if this dome is under the ground too. If it wasn't then, Wait none of us know Earth magic. Drat.

 

[twin blade]

Um, Aarik? Slight problem with that. You know how we went into a Dark Gate and came up and the shatterted remains of a world, here? I don't think we'd be flying around in regular G-space.

Besides, look some pages back. One of my cards, Black Hole, sent the Heartless Ships to a Hearless G-space; Zerohour was flying around at the time; I'm guessing it basically rips a giant hole in G-space and makes it a Dark Gate.

Besides,Riku and Sora were friends. We can't leave him behind, so...Oh shit! Where did Hinabi come from?

 

[shibosho]

.....You would think that a little girl wouldn't be much help in a fight, but apparently they get a bonus for sneak attacks.....Note to self, get a protective cup.

 

[twin blade]

"OK, barrier's down. Go, go, go! I got Riku!"

 

[Latewave]

Okay run for you lives time.

 

[shibosho]

Huh, Why?

 

[twin blade]

"If you mean Riku, it's 'cause he's Sora's friend. Can't abandon him.

If you mean why the rush, it's because Riku was a load bearing boss. It's the end of the world. Again."

 

[shibosho]

Oooooh......FUCK! EXIT STAGE THAT GENERAL DIRECTION!

 

[Aarik]

I got the ship.

[Flash! Suddenly Crimson Wyrm!]

All aboard who aren't falling into the black void!

HURRY UP!

And don't say jack, It's better to fall into Dark G-Space in a ship with guns then as just a bunch of dude's being hit with infinite SAN loss and Anoxia.

 

[Latewave]

And I'm inside.

 

[shibosho]

I'M IN AND AT THE TURRET CONTROL! ANY HEARTLESS SHIPS IN SIGHT?!

 

[Aarik]

Not that I can pick up, but all the Darkness is really shortening my scanners range with interference, the ship half done launch prep, I can launch without it but... Launching without prepping the engine's heat's them up real bad, do it to much and they'll set on fire and explode.

Yeah I want to avoid that.

 

[twin blade]

"Ah, shit! Ok, let's try...this!"

Fwoosh! Wham!

"Crap, it's too big to jump...this won't end well. At least Riku's in the ship."

 

[Aarik]

AARGH DANG IT!

...

I have an idea...

[I cast the spell of flight (actually an 'all terrain' spell) on twin blade twin blade now has the ten wings of steel, and more importantly a magical anti G-space san loss filter.]

 

[Latewave]

Off I go to dunk Riku head in the slime pit. Merrily in the day.

 

[Aarik]

IJTHJUIRTSITHURTSITHURTSIURTBHIURETS RFRRRRRRRRFRAASAASAAAZAGGGVVGVHHJH!2

HELP ME! MAKE IT STOP PLEASE MAKEITSDTOPMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOP!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!GGHYYTHYFGTRVBGTTFHNJHNJMHGFRSAYUH7

[translation: it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts RRAAAGGHH!

Help me! make it stop please make it stop make it stop make it stop!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *Me banging my head into the keyboard repeatedly*]

[Also everyone on the ship can hear me screaming my head off.]