You realise Tsuruko is currently Drunk, Nekkid and unlikely to be happy when she is no longer drunk?
Also,
"Hey look, a rabbit." Vex said as he pointed towards the fluffy white creature sitting in a small clearing in the normally thick brush. He reached out to the innocent little creature.
Seconds later, Vex was running around screaming and clutching his arm, the rabbit chewing on his hand with surprisingly sharp fangs.
He stopped and shook his arm violently, managing to fling the rabbit off, leaving a bloody stump where his hand once was.
He pointed at the rabbit as it devoured his severed hand, "What the fuck is that thing?!" He said, apparently not caring that it was eating his hand, or that his arm was bleeding rather badly.