The challenge thread!

Hawk

Well-Known Member
No, no, no, no. I will try to win the heart of the voting population with a 3B strategy.

Beer.

Boobs.

Blackmail.

:)
 

Moshulel

Well-Known Member
Hawk said:
No, no, no, no. I will try to win the heart of the voting population with a 3B strategy.

Beer.

Boobs.

Blackmail.

:)
Something seems to be missing from that strategy.... i just can't put my finger on it. :rolleyes:

Oh well, you get my vote anyway. :p
 
@Hawk

How will you handle challenges that would pertain to stories that would normally go in the "Lemon Fanfiction" section? Is the challenge thread only for adult members or will there be an "Adult Challenge" section?.... That sounds lame.... :(

Why do I bring this up? The "voices" told me, "Because rubber duckies are like that....." I didn't really understand it either.


Also, looking forward to Hawkers version of the Hina/Keitaro pairing. :snigger:

~The Ecchi Sessha
 

Lord Raa

Exporter of Juice Tins
TheEcchiSessha said:
@Hawk

How will you handle challenges that would pertain to stories that would normally go in the "Lemon Fanfiction" section? Is the challenge thread only for adult members or will there be an "Adult Challenge" section?.... That sounds lame.... :(

Why do I bring this up? The "voices" told me, "Because rubber duckies are like that....." I didn't really understand it either.


Also, looking forward to Hawkers version of the Hina/Keitaro pairing. :snigger:

~The Ecchi Sessha
Each challenge should warrant it's own thread, though I'd expect the response to be posted in the appropriate section (i.e. Hardcore) section before it gets "properly posted" on wherever the challengee feels appropriate.

If that makes any sense - I have been drinking :p
 

Mighty Bob

Well-Known Member
Hawk said:
No, no, no, no. I will try to win the heart of the voting population with a 3B strategy.

Beer.

Boobs.

Blackmail.

:)
All Hail our Overlord and Master!

As for the Beer, Boobs and Blackmail...are you saying you would supply these things, or be requiring them before running to be our new god...er leader?
 

Hawk

Well-Known Member
> As for the Beer, Boobs and Blackmail...are you saying you would supply these
> things, or be requiring them before running to be our new god...er leader?

Beer'n Boobs to get votes. Blackmail, to rid myself of those pesky other candidates that might be running against me. :)


> How will you handle challenges that would pertain to stories that would normally
> go in the "Lemon Fanfiction" section? Is the challenge thread only for adult
> members or will there be an "Adult Challenge" section?.... That sounds lame....

Well, if it's a lemon response, it goes into either the hardcore or softcore lemon forum, depending on how naughty it is. :)
 

runestar

Well-Known Member
Beer'n Boobs to get votes. Blackmail, to rid myself of those pesky other candidates that might be running against me.
And what will you be doing to... er, I meant - for the female population? :p
 

Lord Raa

Exporter of Juice Tins
Obviously he uses his blackmail campaign to make himself appear to be the lesser of two evils.

That's what I'd do....
 

Hawk

Well-Known Member
> And what will you be doing to... er, I meant - for the female population?

Oh, the chicks dig me. :) And if not, well, there's always man-boobs and the beer can be switched for wine.
 

Mighty Bob

Well-Known Member
So show em fat guys and get em drunk on wine till they come to their senses and realize they really do love you? This would be why we call you master *takes notes*
 

Hawk

Well-Known Member
Yep, flash 'em some flabby man-boobs and I will look awesomely stunning by comparison. :)
 

Wonderbee31

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All right, here's a cracked challenge, and one that I don't think would happen. Now, since there's just not enough Man/Puppet love on the 'net these days, how about someone doing a Negima story with Negi getting matched up with Eva's puppet friend/assasin Chachazero? She can be made into a human, or let Negi be transformed to a puppet, or whatnot, but, let's see what happens if this gets made. :lol:
 
GenocideHeart said:
The challenge: make a *good* NaruHina fic that doesn't feel forced and has no Hinata bashing whatsoever, not even a little bit (feel free to bash anyone else, even Naruto). If you can, I'll admit you aren't a hater. :snigger:
Naruto (the series) as a whole sucks. If you want Naru/Hina, go Narusegawa/Grandma Hina.

Do it.
 
Terdwilicker said:
In their defense, its not like I have a job to go to.
Neither do I, and my update speed is worse than Hawk's.
 

holyknight

Well-Known Member
Dark Knight Gafgar said:
GenocideHeart said:
The challenge: make a *good* NaruHina fic that doesn't feel forced and has no Hinata bashing whatsoever, not even a little bit (feel free to bash anyone else, even Naruto). If you can, I'll admit you aren't a hater.? :snigger:
Naruto (the series) as a whole sucks. If you want Naru/Hina, go Narusegawa/Grandma Hina.

Do it.


No S#it, Sherlock.... :snigger:
 
holyknight said:
Dark Knight Gafgar said:
GenocideHeart said:
The challenge: make a *good* NaruHina fic that doesn't feel forced and has no Hinata bashing whatsoever, not even a little bit (feel free to bash anyone else, even Naruto). If you can, I'll admit you aren't a hater.? :snigger:
Naruto (the series) as a whole sucks. If you want Naru/Hina, go Narusegawa/Grandma Hina.

Do it.


No S#it, Sherlock.... :snigger:
 
How about you both stop it before something unpleasant like a bleeding, severed horse head finds its way in your beds at night?

I have enough trouble with the damn kids over at Gamesradar bickering among themselves, without having to deal with you as well.

(Sorry, but today I'm in a less than forgiving mood)
 

Mighty Bob

Well-Known Member
Yeah, considering we got people here considering lemons with Granny Hina I'm not sure I wanna consider what they might do with a bloody horse head in their beds. Blargh.
 

holyknight

Well-Known Member
Dark Knight Gafgar said:
holyknight said:
Dark Knight Gafgar said:
GenocideHeart said:
The challenge: make a *good* NaruHina fic that doesn't feel forced and has no Hinata bashing whatsoever, not even a little bit (feel free to bash anyone else, even Naruto). If you can, I'll admit you aren't a hater.? :snigger:
Naruto (the series) as a whole sucks. If you want Naru/Hina, go Narusegawa/Grandma Hina.

Do it.
No S#it, Sherlock.... :snigger:
hmm...that one is good...i have another version of that one BTW......

this is a good one too....


 

Lord Raa

Exporter of Juice Tins
I'd like to point out that people should be posting their challenges in seperate threads rather than just clogging this one up.
 

Arsao

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GenocideHeart(or Hart) told me that 'God-Ranma' fic's aren't his cup of tea (paraphrasing here) so I dare him and anyone else who thinks that to write one that's NOT a spamfic. He could a literal god or just sickingly powerful.
 

raedric

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I challenge anybody here that can take the time, to do a mahou sensei negima fic based like such.

1) Cassiopeia (the time watch) misfires, granting Negi with MPD (multiple personality disorder)

2) These multiple personalities in his head would be what-if's, such as "What if Negi had grown up with the thousand master, What if the village in the snow was never attacked" so on and so forth, with at least four to six different personalities, none of which conflict or control the main body, being as mere advisors to Negi.

3) Each of these personalities would like a different girl, depending on who they themselves wanted to be with in their own realities.

4) A decent chapter-length, and an ongoing story.

5) (this is more optional, depending on author's tastes) One of the personalities inhabiting him could be the controlling force behind Fate

6) Because of the different personalities, they have different specializations in magic. Thinking like such, say the "One who grew up without the village in the snow being attacked" was more happy-go-lucky, and decided to focus on healing magic, while one would have focused on being an archmage, another a combat-mage, and so on.

7) Set before the Evangeline arc, and manage to do all of this without overpowering Negi. Based on a story with a similar premise (From six, H.E Grays) on ffnet, you could say his magical energy is split between the personalities, to keep them alive.

8) A couple of chapters in, start killing off the personalities, maybe because of some traitorous personality, or maybe by some external means. When they die, leave impressions of their lives on Negi, making him relive there life and learn their specialties.


I know it is a lot to ask for, but I have only seen one similar idea to it and they did an awesome job. If you would like to take this challenge, please tell me so. I had planned on doing it myself, but I lost my computer with all of my files and programs.
 
Negi didn't get Cassiopeia until well after Evangeline was defeated. That's the only problem I see with that idea.
 
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