So I'm not recommending this story at all, I just need to get this off my chest. I just found a story that does the whole 'you've died six times, we're sending you back' shtick.
OK, overdone, not a dealbreaker.
Harry/Hermione. Creepy what with the mental age difference, but I've seen it done well enough before where the pairing doesn't truly start till mid 20s, or where they both get sent back, so not a dealbreaker, let's see where this goes.
Harry wants reincarnated into the body of a freed Dobby as one of his conditions for going back.
Err, what?
Wait, this is STILL PAIRING-CENTRIC?! And there's a SMUT WARNING!?
NO. No. NO.