Naruto The Idiot Idea Thread.

akun50

akun50

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The real reason Sakura Haruno has been useless for the first 180+ episodes:

The Haruno family curse, which ends upon their 14th birthday, causes them to fart uncontrollably for an hour if they mold chakra for more than 2 seconds.

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The real reason the Sharingan is so stupidly powerful? Madara beat the Shiningami in a fiddle contest....

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Tonton is actually Shizune's twin sister. The two got bored long ago and started swapping places randomly to see if anyone would notice. So far, only Tsunade has. That's why they're so loyal to her.
 
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Azrael

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Well... Since everyone else is doing it...

 
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elric

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Sage chakra comes from 4chan. Naruto has been tapping it subtly for his whole life, which is why he's so easily distractable. Same with Jiraiya.
 
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Delta Green Friendly

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Andrew Joshua Talon said:
Naruto is trained as a soldier by the spirits of these real life soldiers who make Rambo look like a pussy. He comes out of it the Elemental Nation's version of Solid Snake, only with a claymore and bagpipes.
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We can't Andrew. The competence, badassery, and awesome of those 5 being together, even if in spirit, and training someone would blow up the EC.

Not that the result Free-for-all wouldn't be fun.

I also see that you are following that Alternate Rewrite of FFVIII. ^_^
 
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Andrew Joshua Talon

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Delta Green Friendly said:
Andrew Joshua Talon said:
Naruto is trained as a soldier by the spirits of these real life soldiers who make Rambo look like a pussy. He comes out of it the Elemental Nation's version of Solid Snake, only with a claymore and bagpipes.
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We can't Andrew. The competence, badassery, and awesome of those 5 being together, even if in spirit, and training someone would blow up the EC.

Not that the result Free-for-all wouldn't be fun.

I also see that you are following that Alternate Rewrite of FFVIII. ^_^
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Well... They could each train one person. One underpowered, overlooked, deadlast each.

Just imagine Hinata as a world-class sniper. Or Ino trained in grenade usage. Sakura with bagpipes and a claymore. Lee taking out dozens of men all by himself with a single sidearm.

And of course, Naruto trained by Audie Murphy himself. ^_^
 
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goldenarms

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Andrew, that link is so fucking badass, the badassetry of it dwarfs any and all other acts of badassedness ever.
 
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SEG-CISR

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goldenarms said:
Andrew, that link is so fucking badass, the badassetry of it dwarfs any and all other acts of badassedness ever.
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:sisi: I came.
 
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blackkyuubi

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I saw "To hell and back" and that wasn't all that he did?!?!? HOLY SHIT!!!!!
 
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Andrew Joshua Talon

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blackkyuubi said:
I saw "To hell and back" and that wasn't all that he did?!?!? HOLY SHIT!!!!!
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And it took a film about a killer shark to top it at the box office, a few decades later. ^_^ Audie Murphy is THAT badass.
 
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blackkyuubi

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I just read the quotes one, I and only WISH to say something so bad ass as I die.
 
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Rooster455

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Andrew Joshua Talon said:
blackkyuubi said:
I saw "To hell and back" and that wasn't all that he did?!?!? HOLY SHIT!!!!!
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And it took a film about a killer shark to top it at the box office, a few decades later. ^_^ Audie Murphy is THAT badass.
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The fact that Audie had to tell them to tone down the badassery for the movie just makes him that much more badass.

Naruto trained by Murphy? Now I have an image of that battle scene in Kakashi Gaiden where Minato shows up at the battlefield only to find 4 guys facing a good 40-50. Only it's Naruto and wouldn't have the Haraishin, he would be low on chakra and would win without having to tap into Kyuubi's power.
 
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Yamakami

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Andrew Joshua Talon said:
Just imagine Hinata as a world-class sniper. Or Ino trained in grenade usage. Sakura with bagpipes and a claymore.
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Sakura with a badass big sword does not belong to the idiot idea thread.
Neither do Hyuga snipers, or any Hyuga+ranged weapon ideas.
 
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GiantMonkeyMan

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The seal the Yondaime made wasn't as waterproof as he had hoped. The Kyuubi is constantly affecting Naruto's mind and attempting to make him kill/butcher/eat everyone around him. The Sandaime meticulously hunted down the only way to keep the nightmares from affecting the poor child; by having him smoke marijuana. Constantly stoned Naruto. I think the idea's been done before, but still... :lol:
 
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Nasuren

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#42
I got one. It's a REAL killer.

Deadpool Naruto.
 
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Andrew Joshua Talon

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Rooster455

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Andrew Joshua Talon said:
yakumo fujii said:
Andrew Joshua Talon said:
Naruto is trained as a soldier by the spirits of these real life soldiers who make Rambo look like a pussy. He comes out of it the Elemental Nation's version of Solid Snake, only with a claymore and bagpipes.
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That list is outrageous, how can Simo Hayha not be ranked #1?
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Well, it's not just a matter of body count, but of overall awesomeness.
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Yeah, Murphy sat on a burning tank, spewing death at any German he could see. Only after he ran out of ammo and had walked to a safe distance did the M-10 tank he was on explode.
 
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Garahs

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#46
Sasuke is actually a giant chicken, but Naruto is the only person who realizes this.

And no one believes him.
 
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bissek

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#47
There are at least two people in various anime who answer to Fate. One of them is in attendance at the Chuunin exam finals and hears Neji's speech concerning Fate controlling everything, and Fate gets sick of it and calls out:

"Will you please SHUT UP? I'd never even heard of you until this morning!"
 
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elric

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Garahs said:
Sasuke is actually a giant chicken, but Naruto is the only person who realizes this.

And no one believes him.
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Sasuke's hair is a duck, and so was most other hair of the Uchiha clan. Itachi was just trying to get rid of those F---ing ducks, but nobody would believe him. . .
 
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Wintermute

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Garahs said:
Sasuke is actually a giant chicken, but Naruto is the only person who realizes this.

And no one believes him.
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I loved those Animaniacs shorts.

Uchiha-Boo


"The man with no personality." He's a giant chicken, I tell you!
 
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SEG-CISR

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Nasuren said:
I got one. It's a REAL killer.

Deadpool Naruto.
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Too Super. Naruto in Canon is Quasi-super in some regards, Deadpool!Naruto... -_-
 
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