Naruto The Idiot Idea Thread.
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Once before Sakura graduated from the Academy, she fed a starving old man a nice meal. In thanks, he painted a smiley face on her belly.
Yes, that smiley face.
This serves to explain Sakura's uselessness -- it's completely deliberate, as being able to blow away anyone with just her pinky terrifies her. Plus, she'd be better than Sasuke, and she can't have that! He's supposed to be her knight in shining armor, not the other way around!
Yes, that smiley face.
This serves to explain Sakura's uselessness -- it's completely deliberate, as being able to blow away anyone with just her pinky terrifies her. Plus, she'd be better than Sasuke, and she can't have that! He's supposed to be her knight in shining armor, not the other way around!
For some reason, a really weird thought struck me:
Unbeknownst to all but the Hokages and eventually Danzo, there's a massive seal all around Konohagakure. It's purpose? Well... maybe seeing its effects in a story snippet will explain better...
Thanks to the massive seal carved into the various basis of the surrounding area, the forest of Konoha are a mildly telepathic and decently sentient Living Forest, thanks to the Shodai Hokage. Enemy spymasters and even ninja can get in easily; and they can even get out, but only if they lack any new or useful knowledge or items; and almost never if they're pyromaniacs.
They'll lull those who can be lulled into taking other jobs, but if it's apparent that they either mean harm or pick up on the secret, well... most of the time, they make great fertilizer.
Eh, it's a random idea. Pick it apart if you see fit.
Unbeknownst to all but the Hokages and eventually Danzo, there's a massive seal all around Konohagakure. It's purpose? Well... maybe seeing its effects in a story snippet will explain better...
Thanks to the massive seal carved into the various basis of the surrounding area, the forest of Konoha are a mildly telepathic and decently sentient Living Forest, thanks to the Shodai Hokage. Enemy spymasters and even ninja can get in easily; and they can even get out, but only if they lack any new or useful knowledge or items; and almost never if they're pyromaniacs.
They'll lull those who can be lulled into taking other jobs, but if it's apparent that they either mean harm or pick up on the secret, well... most of the time, they make great fertilizer.
Eh, it's a random idea. Pick it apart if you see fit.
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The Moonlight butterfly would go a long way to explaining the mixed tech level in naruto.
Correct Century Uzumaki?
The Moonlight butterfly would go a long way to explaining the mixed tech level in naruto.
Correct Century Uzumaki?
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- improving his chakra control
- tactics (using clones to maneuver about in midair is just one of the things we see)
- taijutsu
- hiding weapons (the fuma shuriken sealed within a scroll during the Gaara rescue arc, and the hidden kunai-on-a-rope in his sleeve during Sai's first appearance)
- advanced skills on the Rasengan (Odama Rasengan)
- proofreading and editing (had to read over Jiraiya's latest drafts)
- advanced perverted techniques (well, not really, but you can say reading Jiraiya's stuff gave him a few ideas)
- drawing upon the nine-tails chakra (which is a mixed bag -- anything past three tails is just too dangerous)
- apparently a hidden unfinished technique of Minato's
- seal lore (which could easily come back to the nine-tails chakra and the hidden technique)
- breaking genjutsu
... Please don't measure Naruto's learning rate at Sasuke's level. There's no point to it.
- improving his chakra control
- tactics (using clones to maneuver about in midair is just one of the things we see)
- taijutsu
- hiding weapons (the fuma shuriken sealed within a scroll during the Gaara rescue arc, and the hidden kunai-on-a-rope in his sleeve during Sai's first appearance)
- advanced skills on the Rasengan (Odama Rasengan)
- proofreading and editing (had to read over Jiraiya's latest drafts)
- advanced perverted techniques (well, not really, but you can say reading Jiraiya's stuff gave him a few ideas)
- drawing upon the nine-tails chakra (which is a mixed bag -- anything past three tails is just too dangerous)
- apparently a hidden unfinished technique of Minato's
- seal lore (which could easily come back to the nine-tails chakra and the hidden technique)
- breaking genjutsu
... Please don't measure Naruto's learning rate at Sasuke's level. There's no point to it.
Incredibly variable. Some form of psychic power is always involved, usually manifesting as low-level precognition and telepathy. Improved reflexes and spatial coordination are also involved, IIRC.
Exactly what Newtypes are truly capable of is never really explored, but you can be assured that whenever really high-end powers are involved, Weird Shit will happen. Zeta Gundam has a sequence where the titular MS literally calls up the souls of the dead and uses them to go into Super Mode.
I'm not joking. That actually happens.
Exactly what Newtypes are truly capable of is never really explored, but you can be assured that whenever really high-end powers are involved, Weird Shit will happen. Zeta Gundam has a sequence where the titular MS literally calls up the souls of the dead and uses them to go into Super Mode.
I'm not joking. That actually happens.
Naruto discovers that the Elemental Countries are an isolated, hardlight holographic simulation conducted by the US and Japanese governments for studying energy and exotic physics in slightly altered temporal states. Due to the processing speed of the experiment it has been running for a mere 10 years in real time, but within the simulation centuries have passed. Thanks to a backdoor built into the program by an unscrupulous programmer named Kishimoto, the character begin emerging in the real world as real lifeforms.
Forewarning: there are a number of Guilty Gear Xovers involved.
1) Naruto discovers, though various situations where his mind is thinking in one way, but his body reacts in completely different (and stupid) ways to his wishes, that he is trapped inside of a video game.
2) Ino's mother is actually Millia Rage, and thus she now has possession of the parasitic lifeform in her hair.
3) Naruto's mother is actually May the Pirate. He discovers this when he inherits her bigass Anchor as a graduation present. Zabuza never saw it coming.
3) Justice is sealed inside of Naruto's body. No one tells him this until after he kills Mizuki... and obliterates half of the village in the process.
4) Naruto discovers a mysterious puzzle and puts it together, thereby unleashing Duel Monsters on the EC.
5) Sol Badguy is Sakura's true father. Upon returning to Konoha, he is deeply disappointed in her and thus takes it upon himself to train the girl right.
6) Potemkin is Guy's brother.
7) Chipp joins Anbu.
8) Mikoto once had a "relationship" with Johnny the Pirate in the past, and had appeared in Konoha nine months before Sasuke was born. Fugaku constantly questions whether or not Sasuke is actually his son.
9) Sasuke gets Carebear Stared. He subsequently renounces his plans of revenge against Itachi, returns to Konoha against Orochimaru's wishes and opens up a Build-A-Bear store.
10) Aizen is the leader of Akatsuki.
1) Naruto discovers, though various situations where his mind is thinking in one way, but his body reacts in completely different (and stupid) ways to his wishes, that he is trapped inside of a video game.
2) Ino's mother is actually Millia Rage, and thus she now has possession of the parasitic lifeform in her hair.
3) Naruto's mother is actually May the Pirate. He discovers this when he inherits her bigass Anchor as a graduation present. Zabuza never saw it coming.
3) Justice is sealed inside of Naruto's body. No one tells him this until after he kills Mizuki... and obliterates half of the village in the process.
4) Naruto discovers a mysterious puzzle and puts it together, thereby unleashing Duel Monsters on the EC.
5) Sol Badguy is Sakura's true father. Upon returning to Konoha, he is deeply disappointed in her and thus takes it upon himself to train the girl right.
6) Potemkin is Guy's brother.
7) Chipp joins Anbu.
8) Mikoto once had a "relationship" with Johnny the Pirate in the past, and had appeared in Konoha nine months before Sasuke was born. Fugaku constantly questions whether or not Sasuke is actually his son.
9) Sasuke gets Carebear Stared. He subsequently renounces his plans of revenge against Itachi, returns to Konoha against Orochimaru's wishes and opens up a Build-A-Bear store.
10) Aizen is the leader of Akatsuki.