Naruto The Idiot Idea Thread.
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Ok, don';t know if this is stupid or not, but I came up with this idea, and I'm pretty sure it should belong here for safety.
Some Transformers Decepticons land in the Naruto world... and get Therapy-no-Jutsu'd or otherwise befriend someone. Thats not to say that they won't still be them after all, Megatron could be getting close to Naruto to discover the power of the Kyuubi so he can use it, Starscream will probably backstab five people before the story is over, and so on.
The alternate idea I had is each member of the future Team 7 finds 2, per person, amnesic transformers... who's colour scheme is Green and Purple. Thats Right, Team Sevn and their powerful ally, the almighty Devestator!
Crack, of the highest form.
Some Transformers Decepticons land in the Naruto world... and get Therapy-no-Jutsu'd or otherwise befriend someone. Thats not to say that they won't still be them after all, Megatron could be getting close to Naruto to discover the power of the Kyuubi so he can use it, Starscream will probably backstab five people before the story is over, and so on.
The alternate idea I had is each member of the future Team 7 finds 2, per person, amnesic transformers... who's colour scheme is Green and Purple. Thats Right, Team Sevn and their powerful ally, the almighty Devestator!
Crack, of the highest form.
The genins of Team Gai get hit with Troll no Jutsu.
Lee becomes a genius of hard work by day, amateur philosopher by night. Eventually he descends into madness ala Nietzsche, and since in Narutoland madness = strong, he becomes insanely powerful
Tenten gets a background.
Neji decides to cross-dress, fooling almost everybody outside of the Hyuga household for so long. Everybody assumes 'she' is bitter because she didn't inherit the True Hyuuga Bloodlimit�. Naruto doesn't notice it for the longer time until he fights her in the Chunin Exam, says out loud that she must be tsundere for him because she trise to injure him severely, only for her to blow up.
Lee becomes a genius of hard work by day, amateur philosopher by night. Eventually he descends into madness ala Nietzsche, and since in Narutoland madness = strong, he becomes insanely powerful
Tenten gets a background.
Neji decides to cross-dress, fooling almost everybody outside of the Hyuga household for so long. Everybody assumes 'she' is bitter because she didn't inherit the True Hyuuga Bloodlimit�. Naruto doesn't notice it for the longer time until he fights her in the Chunin Exam, says out loud that she must be tsundere for him because she trise to injure him severely, only for her to blow up.
This has the connotations of being a really good idea, actually, though it'll make the Uchiha little better than complete monsters in the process.
Suppose Tobi approached the Uchiha with a deal to make the Uchiha the dominant force of the ninja world. The catch is, they'll have to do a lot of things, which, being the core of the Konoha police force, makes such movement downright impossible, plus, such movement would telegraph their plans.
So, they decide to remove themselves from Konoha, by staging a massacre and use it to subterfuge their mass exodus. Many of the bodies found are plants, surgically altered to superficially resemble most of the Clan. Some real Uchiha were also killed in the staging, in case someone decided to look a little too closely into things. No big loss, since near all of them were either incapable of helping the clan due to lack of power and skill, or were dissenters to the general plan. Sasuke was a sacrificial lamb, which would serve to solidify the massacre in everyone's mind, plus distract people from examining the bodies too closely; of course, Itachi opposed this part of the plan, but reluctantly played the bad guy role. Had he not, then Sasuke would have became one of the feints and die an especially brutal death to sell the massacre to the world over.
Suppose Tobi approached the Uchiha with a deal to make the Uchiha the dominant force of the ninja world. The catch is, they'll have to do a lot of things, which, being the core of the Konoha police force, makes such movement downright impossible, plus, such movement would telegraph their plans.
So, they decide to remove themselves from Konoha, by staging a massacre and use it to subterfuge their mass exodus. Many of the bodies found are plants, surgically altered to superficially resemble most of the Clan. Some real Uchiha were also killed in the staging, in case someone decided to look a little too closely into things. No big loss, since near all of them were either incapable of helping the clan due to lack of power and skill, or were dissenters to the general plan. Sasuke was a sacrificial lamb, which would serve to solidify the massacre in everyone's mind, plus distract people from examining the bodies too closely; of course, Itachi opposed this part of the plan, but reluctantly played the bad guy role. Had he not, then Sasuke would have became one of the feints and die an especially brutal death to sell the massacre to the world over.
I can actually see that scene playing out with Zombitachi
Zombitachi: Did "Madara" tell you that the whole Massacere was staged?
Sasuke:... what
Zombitachi: Indeed. Staged the entire clan being killed so at the end of this the Uchiha are the dominant force.
Sasuke:... *walks off*
Kabuto: Hey, where are you going Sasuke.
Sasuke: *In a casual tone* Going to get vengence, see how much I can force out of the soon to be corpses of the rest of the clan for my therapy bills. Might get Naruto a "You were right all along and I was an idiot" present on the way.
Zombitachi: Did "Madara" tell you that the whole Massacere was staged?
Sasuke:... what
Zombitachi: Indeed. Staged the entire clan being killed so at the end of this the Uchiha are the dominant force.
Sasuke:... *walks off*
Kabuto: Hey, where are you going Sasuke.
Sasuke: *In a casual tone* Going to get vengence, see how much I can force out of the soon to be corpses of the rest of the clan for my therapy bills. Might get Naruto a "You were right all along and I was an idiot" present on the way.
I actually like that idea, but under the direction of the Sandaime. A secret clan of people who can cast genjutsu by making eye contact, copy any technique they see, and shoot big ass flames. Hell. Fucking.Yes.
For an idiot idea, the Uchiha clan decide to settle down in mist instead of making the hidden leaf village with their sworn enemies. As a result, the bloodline purged never happen, but the Bloody Mist graduation test is still implimented. Queue lots of Uchiha running around the unlocked bloodlines, possibly evolved into their ultimate level.
This would create a dynamic rival for Leaf, as opposed to the status quo in the manga where Leaf is on top. The Senju clan never dies out, and the Uzumaki migrate to Konoha. At the start of our story, Naruto has Kurama implanted within him, as the opening gambit of the Leaf-Mist war.
...not sure if still stupid.
For an idiot idea, the Uchiha clan decide to settle down in mist instead of making the hidden leaf village with their sworn enemies. As a result, the bloodline purged never happen, but the Bloody Mist graduation test is still implimented. Queue lots of Uchiha running around the unlocked bloodlines, possibly evolved into their ultimate level.
This would create a dynamic rival for Leaf, as opposed to the status quo in the manga where Leaf is on top. The Senju clan never dies out, and the Uzumaki migrate to Konoha. At the start of our story, Naruto has Kurama implanted within him, as the opening gambit of the Leaf-Mist war.
...not sure if still stupid.
(If this was ever written, it would be pure crackfic)
Sasuke, after Naruto remarks something in what would be an idiotic rant about something that would be "cool", decides it might have enough merit for him to try making it so. After all, Itachi would never expect to fight a force of Ninja Attack Bears.
(Inspired by Dwarf Fortress Let's Play: Gemclod, where at one point, amongst ambushes from elves that happened in a row, a force of tamed grizzly bears without riders and tame leopards with no masters ambushed the dorfs. As such, ninja bears.)
Sasuke, after Naruto remarks something in what would be an idiotic rant about something that would be "cool", decides it might have enough merit for him to try making it so. After all, Itachi would never expect to fight a force of Ninja Attack Bears.
(Inspired by Dwarf Fortress Let's Play: Gemclod, where at one point, amongst ambushes from elves that happened in a row, a force of tamed grizzly bears without riders and tame leopards with no masters ambushed the dorfs. As such, ninja bears.)