Naruto The Idiot Idea Thread.
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We can delete posts? *does so* Kind of a shame to, since as an idiot idea it was in the right place.
Hardly a mistake though; while it is the forum software that is broken, the thread was symptomatic even if only for me. Either way it looks like a fence post error. I wonder if it's specific to this board, or whether it's a common problem with MyBB forums. If the latter I have to wonder how on earth it has survived this long (since 2002) without being caught.
Hardly a mistake though; while it is the forum software that is broken, the thread was symptomatic even if only for me. Either way it looks like a fence post error. I wonder if it's specific to this board, or whether it's a common problem with MyBB forums. If the latter I have to wonder how on earth it has survived this long (since 2002) without being caught.
Here is an idea:
Tsunade once got knocked up by Jiraiya that he does not remember due to a combination of a concussion and being drunk. Tsunade never revealed she was pregnant to anyone and when the child was born, left him in the care of an orphanage. Years later, that child ended up the Forth Hokage, making Tsunade Naruto's actual grandmother without anyone knowing.
Now, here is where it gets interesting, Deidara and Ino were both an experiment of Orochimaru's based upon the request of Ino's Mom and Dad (her mother being unable to conceive children naturally). The request was for Orochimaru to help them have a child (this was before Orochimaru was found to be an unethical bastard). Orochimaru, not realizing Minato and Tsunade were actually related, decided to combine their DNA in a process to grow a child. His first success in the endeavor was, annoyingly, stolen and ended up in Iwa's hands. Three years later, he had another success and gave the Yamanaka's the child they wanted, keeping a few samples of the process and the DNA strands he created.
Some time later, he was found to be the unethical bastard he is and kicked out of the village. After a thorough double checking of Ino, the Third Hokage determined, with the help of the professionals he had on hand, that Ino was a normal child and showed no signs of Orochimaru's perversions in her outside of the fact that she lacks a belly button.
How does any of this change the series? Well, it adds a disturbing undertone to Ino's conception involving accidental and artificial incest.
Tsunade once got knocked up by Jiraiya that he does not remember due to a combination of a concussion and being drunk. Tsunade never revealed she was pregnant to anyone and when the child was born, left him in the care of an orphanage. Years later, that child ended up the Forth Hokage, making Tsunade Naruto's actual grandmother without anyone knowing.
Now, here is where it gets interesting, Deidara and Ino were both an experiment of Orochimaru's based upon the request of Ino's Mom and Dad (her mother being unable to conceive children naturally). The request was for Orochimaru to help them have a child (this was before Orochimaru was found to be an unethical bastard). Orochimaru, not realizing Minato and Tsunade were actually related, decided to combine their DNA in a process to grow a child. His first success in the endeavor was, annoyingly, stolen and ended up in Iwa's hands. Three years later, he had another success and gave the Yamanaka's the child they wanted, keeping a few samples of the process and the DNA strands he created.
Some time later, he was found to be the unethical bastard he is and kicked out of the village. After a thorough double checking of Ino, the Third Hokage determined, with the help of the professionals he had on hand, that Ino was a normal child and showed no signs of Orochimaru's perversions in her outside of the fact that she lacks a belly button.
How does any of this change the series? Well, it adds a disturbing undertone to Ino's conception involving accidental and artificial incest.
That should not be happening.
EDIT: being able to delete posts should be fixed.
As for the issue, it's because it counted our posts/threads wrong in some way. Inevitable, really, with 1.2mil posts, some counter got lost somewhere on a lag spike.
I could make it recount, but then everyone's postcounts that I changed manually would be reset, so that can be something for the new admin to deal with
EDIT: being able to delete posts should be fixed.
As for the issue, it's because it counted our posts/threads wrong in some way. Inevitable, really, with 1.2mil posts, some counter got lost somewhere on a lag spike.
I could make it recount, but then everyone's postcounts that I changed manually would be reset, so that can be something for the new admin to deal with
Naruto: As if done in the style of Pink Floyd's The Wall
If nothing else, it would be one hell of a trip.
If nothing else, it would be one hell of a trip.
Shikamaru the master spy.
After displaying some knowledge about something he shouldn't know, Naruto makes an offhand comment to/in the presence of some Kumo jounin about "his friend who makes a hobby cloud watching".
Cue wild mass guessing/paranoia and the Raikage putting Shikamaru in the bingo book as a master spy.
After displaying some knowledge about something he shouldn't know, Naruto makes an offhand comment to/in the presence of some Kumo jounin about "his friend who makes a hobby cloud watching".
Cue wild mass guessing/paranoia and the Raikage putting Shikamaru in the bingo book as a master spy.
As per another thread, Sasuke, either intentionally or accidently, goes on a massive shroom trip around... say, wave. (Hows that for shaking up wave?)
Like most people's first shroom trip, this alters his world view in a very fundamental way. Also like most people's first shroom trip, that alteration either goes incredibly well or it leaves him a paranoid, miserable wreck for weeks.
What does this change?
Like most people's first shroom trip, this alters his world view in a very fundamental way. Also like most people's first shroom trip, that alteration either goes incredibly well or it leaves him a paranoid, miserable wreck for weeks.
What does this change?
I am reminded of that one fic where Sasuke is in a Chunin Exam Day scenario himself with Kyuubi acting as his Angel/Devil-on-his-shoulders guide...it turns out that Sasuke happens to be eating a (1-Up!) Mushroom every day for breakfast. In an omake, Kyuubi suggests not to eat the mushroom, and when Sasuke dies that's the end of the loop.
Anybody know the fic?
Anybody know the fic?
Is this it: A Death in the Life of Sasuke Uchiha?
The whole of the Rookie Nine travel back in time to 'right what when wrong'. The kicker? They all travel back from alternate timelines and don't know the others have done the same. Except Choji who's travelling back from further up the current timeline to prevent the mess that is the rest of the Rookie Nine trying to change history.
Dumb idea that I've already written a snippet for:
Thanks to an attempt at trying to recreate the Hiraishin backfiring horribly, Naruto gets dropped into the "Kuroinu: Kedakaki Seijo wa Hakudaku ni Somaru" universe just before shit starts hitting the fan. Naruto kills a few demons in self-defense, he uses a bit of the Nine-Tails' power, and the enemies start thinking he's a secret weapon of the elf princess (think whisker marks) and start to focus on him. Naruto being Naruto though, uses all of his skills and maybe a tail or three to fight off the invaders, kill the people involved, and find the bad guys' stronghold and level it to the ground.
It's only when it's all over that he realizes he has liberated a country of beautiful women.
Beautiful and grateful women who will wholeheartedly offer their thanks in many ways to their blond savior.
And then that's about the time when the Nine-Tails decides to mess around with its host's hormones, just to troll the hell out of the kid.
(protip: this will probably be one of those badly done harem fics, but the twist added is that the women want to bear children with his power for them to protect themselves better with. and yes, when Jiraiya finally does catch up to him, he's going to turn green with envy for the kid...)
Thanks to an attempt at trying to recreate the Hiraishin backfiring horribly, Naruto gets dropped into the "Kuroinu: Kedakaki Seijo wa Hakudaku ni Somaru" universe just before shit starts hitting the fan. Naruto kills a few demons in self-defense, he uses a bit of the Nine-Tails' power, and the enemies start thinking he's a secret weapon of the elf princess (think whisker marks) and start to focus on him. Naruto being Naruto though, uses all of his skills and maybe a tail or three to fight off the invaders, kill the people involved, and find the bad guys' stronghold and level it to the ground.
It's only when it's all over that he realizes he has liberated a country of beautiful women.
Beautiful and grateful women who will wholeheartedly offer their thanks in many ways to their blond savior.
And then that's about the time when the Nine-Tails decides to mess around with its host's hormones, just to troll the hell out of the kid.
(protip: this will probably be one of those badly done harem fics, but the twist added is that the women want to bear children with his power for them to protect themselves better with. and yes, when Jiraiya finally does catch up to him, he's going to turn green with envy for the kid...)