Naruto The Idiot Idea Thread.

seitora

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I'll have another.

Madara succeeds with casting an eternal illusion, but all it does is create a world of DFC.
 

Fellgrave

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Uh, not to sound out of the loop here, but what does DFC stand for?
 

seitora

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Delicious(ly) Flat Chest
 

Fellgrave

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Sooo... isn't that what what'shername's plan was in Genkyouien?
 

KurokamiDG

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Yes it was Setsuna's plan. I'm not totally sure how it would work though...
 

seitora

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Yeah in fact it was. It's been over 2 years since I read it so I guess I suffered cryptomnesia.
 
Inspired by a 1-off comment in Psyckosama's rewrite of Making Uzumaki.

Idea: Sasuke seeks out the cultists of Jashin and has them perform the same secret techniques they used on Hidan, thinking that immortality would help him against Itachi.

Bonus points if he seeks them out either during or immediately after part 1, and a side effect of the techniques is that his ageing is arrested.
 

seitora

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Idiot idea: While lots of people ignore and give Naruto the cold shoulder, a select few are devotees of Inari and leave inarizushi and deep-fried tofu at his doorstep every day. Naruto grows up liking something other than ramen.
 

seitora

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I almost almost want to do a high school Fic complete with all the stupid OOCness and drama and self inserts you always see. Then after a chapter one of the characters realizes something is wrong and goes on a murder spree, accidentally breaking the illusion, with the plot climax revealing Madara succeeded in putting the world under Mugen Tsukiyomi but the Shinju hijacked it and created a horrifying illusion - a high school setting.
 
I know I've read a fic that for the first few chapter is a High-School fic only to be revealed it's just a genjutsu... it's even quite good.
As soon as I find it again, I'll share
 

seitora

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I'm impressed, I thought my idea would be new.
 
Herdo said:
ankokudaishogun said:
I know I've read a fic that for the first few chapter is a High-School fic only to be revealed it's just a genjutsu... it's even quite good.
As soon as I find it again, I'll share
Ricochet?
Yes, exactly!

seitora said:
I'm impressed, I thought my idea would be new.
"There are not new ideas"(Plato)
 

KurokamiDG

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ankokudaishogun said:
Herdo said:
ankokudaishogun said:
I know I've read a fic that for the first few chapter is a High-School fic only to be revealed it's just a genjutsu... it's even quite good.
As soon as I find it again, I'll share
Ricochet?
Yes, exactly!

seitora said:
I'm impressed, I thought my idea would be new.
"There are not new ideas"(Plato)
I can say that this fic put into perspective just how necessary each person in team 7 is. They're all fucked up in some way.

And it's scary how it seems that Naruto is the most grounded person on team FUBAR despite all of the shit that happens to him and his general cloudcuckoolander personality portrayed in this.

But I can at least say that I have a new respect for Sakura's value to the team after reading this and the newest chapter.
 

Ashaman

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KurokamiDG said:
ankokudaishogun said:
Herdo said:
ankokudaishogun said:
I know I've read a fic that for the first few chapter is a High-School fic only to be revealed it's just a genjutsu... it's even quite good.
As soon as I find it again, I'll share
Ricochet?
Yes, exactly!

seitora said:
I'm impressed, I thought my idea would be new.
"There are not new ideas"(Plato)
I can say that this fic put into perspective just how necessary each person in team 7 is. They're all fucked up in some way.

And it's scary how it seems that Naruto is the most grounded person on team FUBAR despite all of the shit that happens to him and his general cloudcuckoolander personality portrayed in this.

But I can at least say that I have a new respect for Sakura's value to the team after reading this and the newest chapter.
That's because Naruto is so high on the Fucked Up scale he's achieved Zen.

And I kind of disagree about Sakura.

As much as she contributes to the team, I can't help but feel that, on an emotional level, she's out of her depth.

You could argue that she acts as a much needed grounding/stabilizing force, but when it comes to emotional wounds, Naruto has a much better track record in healing than she does. Mostly because of the above mentioned Zen.
 
when it comes to emotional wounds, Naruto has a much better track record in healing than she does.
Actually, until Dark Naruto he doesn't heal anything. Him not going crazy was mostly luck, and himself is aware of it.
 

seitora

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Given how much stuff Kishi has ripped off paid homage to from Dragon Ball, Naruto's ultimate attack that will win the war will be a Rasengan attack that he holds above his head and charges up with the chakra of the entire Shinobi alliance and free Bijuu and throws it at Madara. It'll be called the Spirit Bomb True Oodama Rasengan
 

AJ_Katon

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seitora said:
Given how much stuff Kishi has ripped off paid homage to from Dragon Ball, Naruto's ultimate attack that will win the war will be a Rasengan attack that he holds above his head and charges up with the chakra of the entire Shinobi alliance and free Bijuu and throws it at Madara. It'll be called the Spirit Bomb True Oodama Rasengan
Then they're still screwed because the Spirit Bomb only worked after...[Vegeta, Frieza, Buu] third time. They don't have time for three strikes.
 

seitora

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Another idiot idea: Naruto talks about how even if he's stuck as a Genin (during Ibiki's test) he'll still become Hokage.

So, after Sarutobi dies...the Elders make a slightly young and slightly stronger Eternal Genin Kosuke Maruboshi Hokage :O
 

slickrcbd

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A Konoha genin goes to Iwa or Oto to hire them to assassinate Tora so he never has to go on another retrieval mission again.
It's not treason if all the blame can be put on foreign shinobi.
 

slickrcbd

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The seal on all of Danzo's Ni ninja can work like one on the Hyuga branch members in causing pain or death. It is activated by the word "Is" or "Iz".

After all, they are the Ninja of Ni.
 
Just after the academy graduation and the scroll incident, something breaks into Naruto's apartment while he's asleep.


Uzumaki Naruto, you want it all. Welcome to the Orange Lantern Corps.
 
There is no Orange Lantern Corps. Only Larfleeze.
 
Still the idea, Naruto gets the orange lantern ring and the central power battery.

Right at the beginning of his Team 7 days when he's still a rather immature kid.
 
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