Naruto The Idiot Idea Thread.

Devilsky

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I once wrote a oneshot about what happens before Future Naruto's soul invades his younger self. Basically younger Naruto loses his chakra and soul and becomes an empty shell. Kyuubi tries to take advantage of this and steps out of the seal only for the same thing to happen with him trying to do a power struggle but same thing happens to him. And that's when Future Naruto and Kurama arrive to the past.

I had 22 words to go before I hit the 1k mark but I ran out of gas.
 
Naruto gains the attention of the Mysterious Stranger.

http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Mysterious_Stranger

At one point or another in his child hood, Naruto gains the support of the Mysterious Stranger. Every now and then the Mysterious Stranger just pops up and fills one of Naruto's opponents with lead much to the confusion of everyone but Naruto, who just takes takes it in stride that a trench coat and fedora wearing man will just show up and solve problems for him.
 

Sdebeli

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Kyuubi is a complete and utter pervert, acting as a matchmer and a stubborn supporter of a Harem Ending.
Naruto on the other hand, adamantly resists.
Hijinks ensue.
 

Shirotsume

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That makes his redemption of Gaara, Neji, and his attempted redemption of Sasuke significantly creepier.
 

Sdebeli

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Crack:
Obito really thought he had the right idea when he blackmailed Naruto into joining the Akatsuki. After all, what better way to ensure that a jinchuriki would be there on time when needed?
He didn't take into account the notion that Akatsuki might need protecting from Naruto.
 

seitora

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I wanna do a time-travel story, kind of with a twist.

The whole Juubi arc goes terribly wrong, with all the non-god-tier guys getting wiped out. Hashirama yells at Tobirama to grab Naruto and 'run', and fends off Madara for time.

Tobirama then uses a time-travel jutsu that he invented, traveling back 10 years with Naruto. The two are deaged to what their age at that point in time would have been. When Naruto asks why the hell Tobirama still looks young even though he would be like 80 years old, Tobirama reveals he uses a passive regeneration formula that keeps him young, with Tsunade using an incomplete form of it. Later on, when Naruto shows off the Rasengan and Rasenshuriken, Tobirama says something about the Rasengan like 'Oh, I see the Yondaime made the third step for that incomplete jutsu I threw aside years ago.'

Then the rest of the story would basically be Tobirama being super Gary Stu and stopping Madara and Tobito right away. Because really, when the guy invented Hiraishin, Edo Tensei, and Kage Bunshin, do you really think if he has foreknowledge and isn't dead that he basically wouldn't be able to ROFLstomp the rest of the cast? (I half see him also idly mentioning at one point that Hashirama decided to build upon the results of him tinkering on Tobirama growing plants for a jutsu one afternoon).
 

seitora

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Pretty much. I think Kishi wanted to flesh out Tobirama as being the Hokage we knew the least about and ended up making him broken as fuck.
 

KurokamiDG

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seitora said:
Pretty much. I think Kishi wanted to flesh out Tobirama as being the Hokage we knew the least about and ended up making him broken as fuck.
And yet, no one can top how broken Madara is...
 

seitora

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That's only because Kishi had to have Tobirama killed in the series back-history or else the series would need to be renamed Tobirama.
 
Tobirama is a jutsu genius, but also a giant-ass moron regarding long-term planning.
 

seitora

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He wouldn't need long-term planning.
 

Fellgrave

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To be fair, it has been for a long, looooong while.
 

seitora

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The 9 Jinchuuriki get thrown into a Nonary Game.
 

Herdo

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Various fantasy races (dwarves, elves, etc.) start to reveal themselves and their civilizations on the Elemental Countries a few years after the fourth ninja war and the hidden ninja villages decides to try to get good relations with the races, so they can get better insight of the new technologies and magic.
Naruto is selected as the ambassador of Konoha, and goes on adventuring in the kingdoms of dwarves, elves, etc, in order to befriend the new guys.
However, he has to compete with the other ninja ambassadors who are trying to win the favor of the fantasy races to their own villages: Temari from Suna, Kurotsuchi from Iwa and Karui from Kumo.
So basically a shitty story about Naruto befriending (and accidentally romancing females) fantasy beings and competing in a diplomatic fight against other ninja, which hopefully ends with a harem ending that is full of belligerent sexual tension.
 
Jiraiya is secretly Tenten's father. As well as Kiba's. And Hinata's. And Temari's. And Shizune's. And so on.
 
As long as he's not Naruto's grandfather, go for it.
 

seitora

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You see lots of Naruto x femKyuubi

What the world really needs more of is JUSTICE!

And by justice I mean Gaara x female!not crazy!Shukaku

(this does exist in a few fics but super rare)
 
seitora said:
And by justice I mean Gaara x female!not crazy!Shukaku
At some point, Shukaku just stops being crazy.
It comes out she was just PMSing, and that Biju PMS is years long.
 

seitora

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ankokudaishogun said:
seitora said:
And by justice I mean Gaara x female!not crazy!Shukaku
At some point, Shukaku just stops being crazy.
It comes out she was just PMSing, and that Biju PMS is years long.
Then the instant Kyuubi starts, Naruto will be running away. Really fast. Somehow.
 
seitora said:
ankokudaishogun said:
seitora said:
And by justice I mean Gaara x female!not crazy!Shukaku
At some point, Shukaku just stops being crazy.
It comes out she was just PMSing, and that Biju PMS is years long.
Then the instant Kyuubi stops, Naruto will be running away. Really fast. Somehow.
correct'd
 

seitora

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That's also true!
 
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