You know me. You know that I have suffered to riff not just one, but two Perfect Lionheart fanfics which is really two more than any living human being should have to suffer through.
But there are other writers out there. Ones of the foulest, most horrific and depraved stories ever known. Long tracts of mindless drivel to justify atrocities undertaken by what only barely resembles characters.
This thread is for finding them, for pointing them out, for bringing them to justice, if you like. To find someone brave or crazy or stupid enough to tear these abominations a new one.
So to start off the fanfiction equivalent of the Nuremburg Trials, I present to you...
<a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1088701/bttf4444' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>The Infamous BTTF4444.</a>
This author has dominated the Back to the Future fanfiction scene for almost six years, turning the section on FF.net into a fetid swamp. True, this is the same for most sections on FF.net but Back to the Future allows for particularly twisted and squicky fics, which BTTF4444 happily exploits.
Among his crimes:
-of Marty using the time machine to get his younger self to go ahead and skateboard to get a record he really wanted when he was 8. Which leads to Marty suffering a head injury that induces amnesia when he hits hit head... So when he goes back in time to 1955, he ends up marrying his own mother and becoming his own father. And his brother and sister's father too (because that makes sense, right?).
Only now he has a twin named Artie, who is apparently cheerful about be erased from existence just so his father is not in a creepy incestuous relationship with his own mother. But the timeline is not fully excised, oh no-It recurs in alternate universe stories, with NONE of the characters commenting once "HOLY FUCK YOU FUCKED YOUR OWN MOM!"
-Another story deals with Jennifer ceasing to exist because Marty screwed up somewhere in 1885. In addition, Marty has a new girlfriend who is the descendant of Clara Clayton, who was supposed to be raped by Buford Tannen and give birth to her ancestor. And she too is just fine with being erased from history!
-Jules and Verne visit the World Trade Center... On September 11th, 2001. And their memories are erased afterwards.
I could mention the poor punctuation, the plodding narrative, the flat, cardboard cutout characters, but I think just these things give you a look into a very disturbed mind.
But there are other writers out there. Ones of the foulest, most horrific and depraved stories ever known. Long tracts of mindless drivel to justify atrocities undertaken by what only barely resembles characters.
This thread is for finding them, for pointing them out, for bringing them to justice, if you like. To find someone brave or crazy or stupid enough to tear these abominations a new one.
So to start off the fanfiction equivalent of the Nuremburg Trials, I present to you...
<a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1088701/bttf4444' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>The Infamous BTTF4444.</a>
This author has dominated the Back to the Future fanfiction scene for almost six years, turning the section on FF.net into a fetid swamp. True, this is the same for most sections on FF.net but Back to the Future allows for particularly twisted and squicky fics, which BTTF4444 happily exploits.
Among his crimes:
-of Marty using the time machine to get his younger self to go ahead and skateboard to get a record he really wanted when he was 8. Which leads to Marty suffering a head injury that induces amnesia when he hits hit head... So when he goes back in time to 1955, he ends up marrying his own mother and becoming his own father. And his brother and sister's father too (because that makes sense, right?).
Only now he has a twin named Artie, who is apparently cheerful about be erased from existence just so his father is not in a creepy incestuous relationship with his own mother. But the timeline is not fully excised, oh no-It recurs in alternate universe stories, with NONE of the characters commenting once "HOLY FUCK YOU FUCKED YOUR OWN MOM!"
-Another story deals with Jennifer ceasing to exist because Marty screwed up somewhere in 1885. In addition, Marty has a new girlfriend who is the descendant of Clara Clayton, who was supposed to be raped by Buford Tannen and give birth to her ancestor. And she too is just fine with being erased from history!
-Jules and Verne visit the World Trade Center... On September 11th, 2001. And their memories are erased afterwards.
I could mention the poor punctuation, the plodding narrative, the flat, cardboard cutout characters, but I think just these things give you a look into a very disturbed mind.