The Quote Game!

#26
Just a little something I saw on the 'Show us your typos' thread:

Cornuthaum said:
I believe the surprise buttsex angel is officially used up...
Kaldra in the Funny Naruto Pics thread :)
Anime: NGE
Shigeru Aoba to Makoto Hyuga after the 11th Angel - Iruel, the only one to find a backdoor into Central Dogma to-date, is finally defeated.

Quote: Buggerit! Millenium hand and shrimp.
Foul-ole-Ron in Terry Pratchett's Discworld series.

Quote: And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Dylan Thomas, Do not go Gentle into that Good Night
 

GenocideHeart

Well-Known Member
#27
kuopiofi said:
"I would feel much better knowing we are all crazy and suffering from some extraordinary mass delusion than finding that we are all perfectly sane and its just the rest of the universe that has gone off the deep end." - Kat Dogson, Sidestep.
Anime: Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu.

Kyon to Nagato after a particularly crazy event happens.

EDIT: New quotes:

"Aside from the constant warring on the front lawn, all is calm and peaceful in your kingdom, my Lord." --Random ninja in Dragon Force.

Alternative:

"What?! Be careful at night when there's no moon!" --Random monk in Dragon Force.
 

drakensis

Well-Known Member
#28
GenocideHeart said:
"Aside from the constant warring on the front lawn, all is calm and peaceful in your kingdom, my Lord." --Random ninja in Dragon Force.
Melissa Steiner-Davion to her husband Hanse after he tears up the ornamental Peace Park in front of their castle with his BattleMaster giant robot... again.



"Trapped in a basement on Jackson's Whole with a sex-starved teenage werewolf. There was never anything about this in any of my Academy training manuals..." - Miles Vorkosigan, Labyrinth

"It's terribly humiliating when your own nephew is decapitated by a prancing thirteen year old with a garden implement." - Mnemon, Exalted Combat 101
 

Stratagemini

Well-Known Member
#29
GenocideHeart said:
"Trapped in a basement on [Jackson's Whole] with a sex-starved teenage werewolf. There was never anything about this in any of my Academy training manuals..." - Miles Vorkosigan, Labyrinth
Sakura, talking about Naruto after the Kyuubi goes into heat. She doesn't realize he holds the Kyuubi and thus he's not a werewolf, just Kyuubified.

Let's just say that if complete and utter chaos was lightning, he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards'. -Terry Pratchett, The Colour of Magic

and

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum." Nada from "They Live"
 
#30
Stratagemini said:
Let's just say that if complete and utter chaos was lightning, he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards'. -Terry Pratchett, The Colour of Magic
All the male leads of romantic comedy anime (Keitaro, Keiichi, Negi, etc.) get together and compare notes.



"If you walk, without, rhythm, you won't attract the Worm!"
-- Fatboy Slim, "Weapon of Choice"

OR

"One, bide your time. Two, keep your nose clean. And three, don't let the bastards grind you down."
-- Norman Stanley Fletcher, giving advice to his 'temporary' cellmate Leonard Arthur 'Lennie' Godber, "Porridge"
 

Lord Raa

Exporter of Juice Tins
#31
David Alan Abramczyk said:
"If you walk, without, rhythm, you won't attract the Worm!"
-- Fatboy Slim, "Weapon of Choice"
Well, that's quite clearly to be used in a Dune fic where someone is learning about the dangers of Arrakis.



Next:
What kind of sickness is this?
Ryoma Nagare from Getter Robo Armageddon
 

Stratagemini

Well-Known Member
#32
What kind of sickness is this?
Jiraya finds out about Sasuke Ignoring his Fangirls

ôYouÆd be surprised how hand-eye coordination decreases with the loss of the head.ö
-Theseus, Things in Heaven and Earth


and

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
ûHerm Albright
 

Cornuthaum

Well-Known Member
#33
"ôYouÆd be surprised how hand-eye coordination decreases with the loss of the head.ö"

Hidan lamenting, once again, how hard it is to make do without Kakuzus advanced sewing talents (after digging himself out of the pit he got thrown into)

"Peace through Power!" - The Brotherhood of Nod, Tiberian Sun
or
"You will destroy them.... or die trying." Major-General Mark Sheppard before the assault on the Temple of Nod in Sarajevo.
 

Stratagemini

Well-Known Member
#34
Peace through Power!
Trigun: Knives decides to try this "Peace" idea after Vash kicks his ass. He'll stop fighting and violence in gunsmoke, or Kill everyone trying! His new catchphrase (like Vash's "Love and Peace") is "Peace through Power!".

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." -Herm Albright

or

"I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people."
 

drakensis

Well-Known Member
#35
"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."

Shinji tries to get out piloting the Evangelion by using reverse psychology and pretends to be a annoyingly hyperactive and gung-ho mechjock with all the stereotypical flaws of that character type. (Screams attack names. Sleeps in the cockpit. Talks to his machine. Causes mass destruction everytime he uses it. Has a toy version that he plays with during briefings.)



One does not simply ROCK! into Mordor! - Boromir, 4chan
or
Only one man would DARE give me the Raspberry! - Dark Helmet, Spaceballs
 

Prince Charon

Well-Known Member
#36
drakensis said:
"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."

Shinji tries to get out piloting the Evangelion by using reverse psychology and pretends to be a annoyingly hyperactive and gung-ho mechjock with all the stereotypical flaws of that character type. (Screams attack names. Sleeps in the cockpit. Talks to his machine. Causes mass destruction everytime he uses it. Has a toy version that he plays with during briefings.)
:snigger: I really hope someone picks that one up. Wonder what he'll do when his mother starts talking back.
 

Rift120

Well-Known Member
#37
Well why not...

"This is gonna get interesting"
"Define 'interesting'"
*deadpan*"Oh god, Oh god. We're all gonna die?"
- Wash and Mal 'Serenity'

"Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think? "
-Jayne 'serneity'

"Can I make a suggestion that doesn't involve violence, or is this the wrong crowd for that? " -Wash Serenity
 
#38
drakensis said:
Only one man would DARE give me the Raspberry! - Dark Helmet, Spaceballs
Basil Fawlty, complaining that the grocers have sent him the wrong jam on a very important day.

+++++++++++++++++++++++

"MADE IT, MA! TOP OF DA WORLD!"

-James Cagney, some 1930's gangster film

"Are they both mad or am I going mad? Or is it the sun?"
- Major Clifton, "The Bridge on the River Kwai"
 

sanotova

Active Member
#40
Peace through superior firepower, A piece of them here, a piece of them there dunno the origin of this but I found in Bubblegum Zone a BGC fanfic

and

But why is the rum gone? Of course Cap'n Jack Sparrow
 

windfalcon

Well-Known Member
#41
"This is gonna get interesting"
"Define 'interesting'"
*deadpan*"Oh god, Oh god. We're all gonna die?"
- Wash and Mal 'Serenity'
Ranma and Ryouga could only stand and watch as what appeared to be a giant, flying mechanical sphere floated down towards the earth, lead by the silver-coated lackey that they had recently beaten. As the one calling himself Silver Surfer was announcing his Lord's presence, Ranma could only give a sigh.

"This is gonna be interesting" he said, shaking his head as he cracked his knuckles slowly.

Blinking, Ryouga glanced at his rival and arched a brow. "Define 'interesting'"

Pulling out a familiar looking sash, Ranma could only chuckle before looking Ryouga right in the eye, his voice dripping with sarcasm so thick Ryouga could feel it. "Oh God, Oh God. We're all gonnna die?"

"You know.. this is all your fault."
 

kuopiofi

Well-Known Member
#42
You have caused us great discomfort, little flea... And I feel inclined to scratch.
Seshomaru to some random demon...

'You're in my prayers, child.'
'And you're on my list, buddy'
Sinfest, Seymor and Little Evil
Now, we're supposed to take you clowns alive... but lately I've been so... so... FORGETFULL!!
Dirty Pair: A Plague of Angels, Kei to random idiot
 

Mercsenary

Well-Known Member
#43
It's hard when you sound like you just randomly picked out words from a dictionary.
-Kyon: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

Alternate:
Keep Firing! Keep Firing!
Tau Forces when engaging the enemy in Warhammer:40k:Dark Crusade
 
#44
"So we meet at last, my sweet..." *Giggle* "You're so cute when you're scared..."

--Konoka Konoe to Negi Springfield, from Episode Three of "Negima! Magister Negi Magi", after Asuna forced Negi to drink the love potion he'd made.
 

GenocideHeart

Well-Known Member
#45
kuopiofi said:
Now, we're supposed to take you clowns alive... but lately I've been so... so... FORGETFULL!!
Dirty Pair: A Plague of Angels, Kei to random idiot
Reno to Cloud when he and Rude run into Cloud & co. in the forest near Junon. Hey, I can see Reno say something like that...

Anyway:

"'Thou shalt not kill', remember? What the Hell kind of church man are you, anyway?!"
--Vash the Stampede, Trigun

And:

"I see you are a keen observer of the obvious."
--Montblanc the Moogle, FFT:A
 

drakensis

Well-Known Member
#46
GenocideHeart said:
"'Thou shalt not kill', remember? What the Hell kind of church man are you, anyway?!"
--Vash the Stampede, Trigun
Father Anderson really hated Alucard's 'daughter'. He'd had Seras Victoria right where he wanted her until she ran into an Irish Pub and bought him a round on the grounds that it was Saint Patrick's Day. As a true son of Eire, naturally he had had no choice but to accept. He' wasn't quite sure how that had led to her hanging off him in a booth and drunkenly interrogating him about his vocation, but it was probably something to do with the several empty bottles of whiskey on the table in front of them...


Quotes
"Don't wake me for the end of the world unless it has very good special effects." - Merlin, Prince of Chaos

"The hideous truth is, you are the closest thing I have to a friend. I'm as shocked and dismayed by this as you are, but there it is. I need a friend, and I need a patriot, and you are both. Will you help me, please?" - Londo Mollari, Babylon 5
 

GenocideHeart

Well-Known Member
#47
drakensis said:
Quotes
"Don't wake me for the end of the world unless it has very good special effects." - Merlin, Prince of Chaos
Shikamaru, after coming back home really tired from a particularly troublesome mission.

Quotes:

"Don't kill yourself! If you do, I will kill you!"
--Eikichi Onizuka, GTO

And:

"Know this: There is nothing on all the Planes that can stay the hand of justice when it is brought against them. It may unmake armies. It may sunder the thrones of gods. Know that for all who betray justice, I am their fate. And fate carries an executioner's axe."
"I see."
"No, you do not see. Pray you never will."

--Vhailor to The Nameless One, Planescape: Torment
 

Nenawisc

Well-Known Member
#48
"Know this: There is nothing on all the Planes that can stay the hand of justice when it is brought against them. It may unmake armies. It may sunder the thrones of gods. Know that for all who betray justice, I am their fate. And fate carries an executioner's axe."
"I see."
"No, you do not see. Pray you never will."
Neji during a random fight before the chuunin finals

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Pain is an illusion of the senses, despair an illusion of the mind.

+++ Assassin Proverb +++

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I require something more worthwile to waste my ammunition on.
 

bigbabidi

Well-Known Member
#49
I require something more worthwile to waste my ammunition on.
HK-47's thoughts after killing a bunch of worthless meatbags.

Quotes:

"Someone shit on the coats!"
-Dane Cook, Retaliation

"I've always wanted to uppercut a punk ass... and send him flying onto a table. Preferably with a cake or a bowl of punch on it. And it would brake."
-Dane Cook, Retaliation
 

GenocideHeart

Well-Known Member
#50
bigbabidi said:
"I've always wanted to uppercut a punk ass... and send him flying onto a table. Preferably with a cake or a bowl of punch on it. And it would brake."
-Dane Cook, Retaliation
Ken from Street Fighter 2, after the first time he used a Shoryuken outside training. The fact he may have been a bit drunk certainly helps.

Mine:

"Destiny, chance, fate, fortune - they're all just ways of claiming your successes without claiming your failures."
--Gerrard Capashen (one of the few cool things he said)

"Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight everything with fire!"
--Jaya Ballard
 
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