The Quote Game!

Sunhawk · Apr 9, 2007

GenocideHeart said:

A more cynical Naruto to Neiji right before he brutally kills him.

GenocideHeart said:

Tobas the one-spell wizard from "With a Single Spell" after killing the dragon with only a single ignition spell.

"Thrimble's Combustion" for the win

Mine:

"It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told."
- Jame Gumb, "Silence of the Lambs"

"Now to teach you boys a lesson, Officer Rabbit and I are going to stand here while you three smoke the whole bag."
- Officer Thorny, "Supertroopers"

rootathell · Apr 9, 2007

Sunhawk said:

Kei and Yuri the Dirty P... --- Lovely Angels, after being transfered to normal street duty where they should do less damage...maybe

Brian O'Conner: Pockets ain't empty, cuz. Roman: And we ain't hungry no more either, brah Ending - 2Fast2Furious

Would you hurry it up? I haven't got all night. [Is electrocuted] Is that the best you can do, you pansies? [Is electrocuted again] - Marv in Sin City

Stratagemini · Apr 9, 2007

Alucard, facing some mortal cops with Tazers who don't realize he's a vampire.

ôI, me, Herman Schultz, am a technically homeless ex-con with a super-suit. I am unmarried, pushing forty, I have no college degrees of any kind, shit, I donÆt even have a high school diploma. My father is trying to kill me, and IÆm at the center of a vast universe-spanning shitstorm which will eventually undoubtedly kill me, you, Aleksei, and who the knows who else by the time the dust settles, now, may I ask you, does that person I just described sound like one of the smartest fucking people in the world?ö -The Shocker: Legit http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2594910/1/

ôYou stay the fuck away from me crazy head!ö -The Shocker: Legit

kuopiofi · Apr 12, 2007

Anko tries her luck in composing haiku (if she is interested of tea ceremony, it can't be that far streched)

"I have nothing to say and IÆm saying it."
- John Cage

"You think a minor thing like the end of the world was going to do me in?"
- Sabin Rene Figaro (FF6)

"Better?!! How could things possible get better? They can't even get worse!"

Get busy living or get busy dying. That's goddamn right.
Red, The Shawshank Redemption

GenocideHeart · Apr 12, 2007

Asuka to Shinji after 3rd Impact.

Mine:

"Slaughter carried out in the name of kingdoms...
Innocents killed in the name of war...
All that's left is the vestiges of a feast held by those enthralled by evil."

--Misty Lear, Star Ocean 3

And:

"Hyaha------! I remember!!....EVERYTHING! Who I am, and what I am supposed to do! I can hear them...the Voices!! Voices..Voices..Voices...Voices!! Voices are telling me to do this... telling me to burn this world to ashes...Hya----hahahahahahaha!! All will become ashes!! Hyahaha--!!"

--Tatsuya Sudou, Persona 2: EP

SoulGriever13 · Apr 12, 2007

drakensis said:

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How old the tea-house was, neither of the men knew. Only that it had been there when they'd first come through the town as far back as thirty years ago, and still didn't look like it had changed one bit.

Oh, the faces had.

The faces always did.

It was one of those things you faced when 'blessed' with a life that just didn't seem to want to end no matter what.

All the same, though, everything important had not.

It was still comfortable, still out of the way, and still very very discreet.

It was, one of the men thought, perfect. After all, one did not talk about such things in just any place down the road.

Hajime Saito sipped from his cup after saying the words, waiting for a reaction.

Amber glinted in the faint lighting from the face of the man sitting opposite him.

They were both too old for this world, even if their bodies seemed intent on defying the fact all the way into the realms of sheer ridiculousness, and they both knew the true horror that came with conflict of any significant size.

And that was withough figuring on so called modern technology adding to the equation.

Saito already knew what he would do, no matter the answer, but he felt he owed this much to one of the few friends he'd ever had. More, he owed it to his only still living friend, no matter how odd it was to even think of the man as such.

"So?" he finally asked.

"Was there ever any doubt, de gozaru?"

And so the Wolf of Mibu and the Hitokiri Battousai stood, paid, and left.

To change the course of history.

It was an early morning in January, 1941, and the two swordsmen had a job to do.

A government to topple.

And a war to prevent.
---

Don't worry. Anything we discuss is strictly between you, me, and anyone else I tell. - Lewton, Discworld Noir

Mr Scoplett: Well, I'm afraid my memory isn't very good... I need... Something to jog it...
Lewton: ...Would a crowbar work? - more Discworld Noir

-Griever

nuclear death frog · Apr 12, 2007

's an interesting concept there, Griever, Kenshin and Saito trying to prevent WW2.

In real life, Saitou Hajime died in 1915 at the age of 71, from an ulcer likely exacerbated by heavy drinking. Kenshin in this would be 91 or 92, so a really old man himself.

Cornuthaum · Apr 12, 2007

Don't worry. Anything we discuss is strictly between you, me, and anyone else I tell.

A look into the discussions of Morino Ibiki and his latest "discussion partner".

People tell me that my personality is divided. I don't think so, but maybe it is.
- Cloud Strife

Maybe God'd forgive an ugly #$*&# like you, but I won't!
- Cid Highwind

Lord Raa · Apr 12, 2007

When the Heat Dies Down, by the Kaiser Chiefs. It's on their second album "Yours Truly, Angry Mob"

Cornuthaum · Apr 12, 2007

"Hyaha------! I remember!!....EVERYTHING! Who I am, and what I am supposed to do! I can hear them...the Voices!! Voices..Voices..Voices...Voices!! Voices are telling me to do this... telling me to burn this world to ashes...Hya----hahahahahahaha!! All will become ashes!! Hyahaha--!!"

Another resolution to the twisted nightmare that is the mind of Cloud Strife.

All shall burn, and Sephiroth will go first. Ashes to Ashes, Flame to Flame

Nenawisc · Apr 13, 2007

Let us play hide and slay!

+++ The Nine Heads of Nurgle +++

This is our galaxy. Ours to corrupt. Ours to enslave. The gods will not be denied their prize.

+++ Xerxeth, Sorceror of the Black Legion +++

GenocideHeart · Apr 13, 2007

Cornuthaum said:

That'd have made FFVII 5000% better... -_-

Anyway, two more:

"You irritate me to no end. I will get even with you someday!"
--Lejes Rimul, The 7th Saga

And:

"I used to be a pretty mellow guy. But then, I got addicted to Feet Fighter II. Now look at me! I'm a real-life battle junkie!"
--Reiner, Dragon Force

Lord Raa · Apr 13, 2007

Hmm, that sounds like something Ayeka would say to Ryoko.

Or at least between the mothers in Everyday

Cornuthaum · Apr 14, 2007

"I used to be a pretty mellow guy. But then, I got addicted to Feet Fighter II. Now look at me! I'm a real-life battle junkie!"

Rock Lee. No need for an explaination except to point out that the Gouken features strong legwork.

PCHeintz72 · Apr 14, 2007

Lord Raa said:

Hmmm...

or Ranma to Nabiki,

or Bartlett to Hibiki (Vandread)

or Miyuki Haneda to Arisa Mitaka (801 TTS Airbats) (here is one I'd like some stories for)

or Godai to the residents (Maison Ikkoku)

or (heh) Home Run Girl to Strikeman (You're Under Arrest)

EDIT: Almost forgot:

Ryuuka Jihiyou to Mariel (Hanaukyo Maid Team La Verite)

coconutED · Apr 14, 2007

Let me see...

and

PCHeintz72 · Apr 14, 2007

coconutED said:

Without question Usagi from sailor moon, who I am convinced could not think her way out of a room with one door.

Probably as a response to one of the scouts asking her what they should do when surrounded by 50 youma.

1st choice:

Alternate:

Sunhawk · Apr 14, 2007

PCHeintz72 said:

Laharl from Disgaea, demanding dinner.

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Next set of quotes:

or:

coconutED · Apr 14, 2007

Sunhawk said:

Someone in SEEL talking about Gendo and NERV. Or maybe the other way around...

I could see a villian/anti-hero in a magical girl anime saying that about the heroines.

Try these:

genhoss · Apr 14, 2007

Ranma to Akane after one too many blows to the head.

My sister

or

General chang star trek 6 or earth, Hitler 1938

kuopiofi · Apr 17, 2007

Yachiru (it doesn't need explanations, ne?)

Have fun, let's see how many get quoted:

I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist

I only kill to know I'm alive.

Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.

It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.

You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.

Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.

She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.

PCHeintz72 · Apr 19, 2007

I had a discussion with my brother about this thread, we came up with a few unorthodox ones.

- Spoken by GKar, in Babylon 5.

- Spoken by Joe, in Joe vs. the Volcano.

- Spoken by Lorien, in Babylon 5.

- Spoken by Ms. Piggy to Kermit.

- Slogan of the 35th season and later Cookie Monster.

- Spoken by elves in ElfBowl.

- Sung by GKar, in Bablon 5, while trapped in an elevator with Londo Mollari.

SirBino · Apr 19, 2007

Londo Mollari, Babylon 5

Prince Charon · Apr 19, 2007

People die when they are killed. (Its an actual quote, but I'm really hoping its a mistranslation.)

GenocideHeart · Apr 19, 2007

Prince Charon said:

Excerpt from one of Iruka's lectures in ninja academy. :snigger:

Mine:

"My 'pointless drivel' buffer will overfow shortly."
--Exeld, Summon Night: Swordcraft Story 2

"Miserable rats, you are petrified with fear! Enough of this! I shall finish you with one blow!"
--Lu Bu, Dynasty Warriors Volume 2

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