The Quote Game!

SirBino

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OTHER ENEMIES.á YOU MAY AS WELL KNOW THIS.á DOWN IN THE DEEPEST KINGDOMS OF THE SEA, WHERE THERE IS NO LIGHT, THERE LIVES A TYPE OF CREATURE WITH NO BRAIN AND NO EYES AND NO MOUTH.á IT DOES NOTHING BUT LIVE AND PUT FOURTH PETALS OF PERFECT CRIMSON WHERE NONE ARE THERE TO SEE.á IT IS NOTHING BUT A TINY YES IN THE NIGHT.á AND YET... AND YET... IT HAS ENEMIES THAT BEAR ON IT A VICIOUS UNBENDING MALICE, WHO WISH NOT ONLY FOR ITS TINY LIFE TO BE OVER BUT ALSO THAT IT HAD NEVER EXISTED.á ARE YOU WITH ME SO FAR?

"Well, yes, but--"

GOOD.á NOW, IMAGINE WHAT THEY THINK OF HUMANITY.
DEATH and Susan in Hogfather

It's always been one of my favorite quotes of Death's in any of Pratchett's novels.
 

PCHeintz72

The Sentient Fanfic Search Engine mk II
"So he says to me, 'You gotta do something smart, baby. Something BIG! He says, 'You wanna be a super villain, right?' And I go yeah, baby, YEAH! YEAH! WHAT DO I GOTTA DO? He says, 'You got bombs, blow up the comet club, it's packed with super heroes, you'll go down in SUPER VILLAIN HISTORY!' And I go yeah, baby, 'cause I'm the Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight! Aaaaaa-hahahahaha!"
from 'The Tic', spoken by Evil Midnight Bomber
 

SirBino

Well-Known Member
"I was formed in the explosion that created Lost Angles.? An explosion usually doesn't display the best parenting skills."
Hexadecimal in episode 4-03 of ReBoot
 

Sunhawk

Well-Known Member
Ringmaster said:
"This isn't a hospital! It's an insane asylum! And it's your fault!" Sally Kellerman ("Hot Lips") in MASH (1970)
- Head Nurse of a hospital to Hakufu (Ikkitousen), in for a broken wrist, among the wreckage of what was once a fine institution of healing.

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New quotes:


"You must have records. Itemized records, in triplicate, signed by the Overseer of Carnal Destruction and Disorder herself!" - Zin Bu, "Jade Empire

or

"Gentlemen... thank you for your hard work... goodbye (gunshots)." - Alucard, Hellsing III OVA

or

"I'm the one who holds the gun... I take aim... I load the magazine and cock the slide... I am the one who releases the safety. But! You are really what kills them. So, what will you do?! Give me my order!" - Alucard, Hellsing III OVA
 

Lumias

Well-Known Member
Cornuthaum said:
Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom. - Terry Pratchett
Negima

Kaede to Negi if he had continued to train with her after he made a mistake possibly the battle with Eva or during the Chao incident


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New title:

"Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit OH SHHIIIIIIIT,... While on the subject you wouldn't happen to have an extra pair of pants would you?"
-Me in reference to a friends driving.

Alt: "Alright Let's mosey,"

"Why the hell do you have to say it like a damn wuss?!"
-FF7 Cloud and Cid (Or was it Cloud and Barret,)
 
Lumias said:
"Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit OH SHHIIIIIIIT,... While on the subject you wouldn't happen to have an extra pair of pants would you?"
-Me in reference to a friends driving.
Evangelion:

Misato offers a ride home to some poor unsuspecting NERV employee.


"First I want to walk into a bar and drink it. And then I'm going to start a fight with five men and win.
And then I'm going to make use of a truly staggering number of prostitutes. Some of whom I may once have been married to.
Following which I will buy drugs. I will in fact, show them a large pillowcase, and tell them to fill it with drugs.
And I'm putting it all on the god-damn expense account."
-Mitch Royce, Transmetropolitan

"You're having an adventure, kiddo. If you survive it, it'll be fun."
-Boston Brand, Books of Magic
 

hiraishin

Well-Known Member
MadAlchemist said:
"You're having an adventure, kiddo. If you survive it, it'll be fun."
-Boston Brand, Books of Magic
Quote to Harry Potter after revealing that he's a wizard.

"The universe is Power! Pure unstoppable power! And I am that Force! I am that Power!" Skeletor - Masters of the Universe the Movie

"You have the manners of a goat and you smell like a dung heap." Juan Sßnchez Villa-Lobos RamÝrez - Highlander
 

Sunhawk

Well-Known Member
hiraishin said:
"The universe is Power! Pure unstoppable power! And I am that Force! I am that Power!" Skeletor - Masters of the Universe the Movie
Keiichi from "Oh! My Goddess!" after a sucessful resurgence of the whole Lord of Darkness possession thing finds him in charge of his harem of honeys (err... goddesses, demonesses, whatever).

new quotes:

(damn, nobody taking up the Zin Bu quote?)

"I killed hundreds of your kind, thousands, just for the *chance* to become a god. I can't let you live now that I *am* one!" - [spoiler removed], "Jade Empire"

"You should kiss me before I remember who I am supposed to be." - Silk Fox (a princess), "Jade Empire"
 
Sunhawk said:
"I killed hundreds of your kind, thousands, just for the *chance* to become a god.? I can't let you live now that I *am* one!" - [spoiler removed], "Jade Empire"
Kyuubi's real motivation for attacking Konoha. :snigger:

My quotes:

"Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. You're all so bleedin' annoying!"
--Ryuji Yamazaki, Fatal Fury/King of Fighters

"No problem! I, uh, kiss other girls all the time!"
--Pratty, Summon Night: Swordcraft Story
 
GenocideHeart said:
Sunhawk said:
"Annoying. Annoying. You're all so bleedin' annoying!"
--Ryuji Yamazaki, Fatal Fury/King of Fighters
Uchiha Sasuke saying this to his fangirls could be mildly amusing. For a couple of seconds.


"Playtime has ended! Cry! Scream! And then, die!"
Iori Yagami, King of Fighters

"I AM CORNHOLIO! I need some t.p. for my bunghole!"
Beavis, Beavis and Butthead (film?)
 
nuclear death frog said:
"Playtime has ended! Cry! Scream! And then, die!"
Iori Yagami, King of Fighters
Kyuubi controlling Naruto, after it had enough of UchiGod acting all high and mighty, and decided to take him down a few notches. The brutal way.

...come on, you know you want to see Kyuubi come out to play with the Uchiha (read: curbstomp him for having the audacity of thinking he'd better than it)...

New quotes:

"I have chosen your gravestone. Sleep well!"
--Wolfgang Krauser, Fatal Fury 2.

"Beat me once, shame on you. Beat me twice, shame on me! Grrrr..."
--Slash, Chrono Trigger
 
GenocideHeart said:
"I have chosen your gravestone. Sleep well!"
--Wolfgang Krauser, Fatal Fury 2.

"Beat me once, shame on you. Beat me twice, shame on me! Grrrr..."
--Slash, Chrono Trigger
Heh. Melikes what I erased.

First one, Gaara, for the irony.

Second, Ultros from FF6. :snigger: You have to beat him four times.


How about:

"Time...chose the one who should live..." -- Shinomori Aoshi, upon Shishio Makoto's death, Rurouni Kenshin
or
"Reduce the whole of creation to smoldering ashes." -- Cmdr. General Yamamoto's shikai phrase, Bleach
 

locke69

Well-Known Member
nuclear death frog said:
How about:

"Time...chose the one who should live..." -- Shinomori Aoshi, upon Shishio Makoto's death, Rurouni Kenshin
or
"Reduce the whole of creation to smoldering ashes." -- Cmdr. General Yamamoto's shikai phrase, Bleach
Kefka from FFIII/VI. Both of them during the final showdown.

"Run out on me again, and I'll show you why I punish you!" - Me, after play La Percilla(sp?) Tactics for a couple hours training a single monster and have to convert another because the prior ran away. And he had 2 on that scale too!

"That... took a lot out of me." - If someone doesn't know where this came from, then I don't know what to say. GenocideHeart might, but I don't.
 

Lord Raa

Exporter of Juice Tins
GenocideHeart said:
GEROcideHeart? I'm most definitely not some lame DBZ cyborg/old fart... <_<
Do you prefer "Gendocide" ? :p
 

locke69

Well-Known Member
GenocideHeart said:
GEROcideHeart? I'm most definitely not some lame DBZ cyborg/old fart...? <_<
Bloody hells, my browser showed an 'r' instead of a 'n.' *Fixes browser settings and starts searching for font file protection* Sorry about that, fixing my post now. And yes, I know I should've just Copy&Pasted your name instead of looking at your name and then typing it.

But hey, at least that guy built Android 18 and 15.

And can I claim that TFF Rule about typos?
 

Nanya

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Dunno if parody is against the rules or not but...

Kaiba: Screw the rules! I have money/green hair! (Yugioh the Abridged Series)

Or...

Naruto: Woah! Sensei's coppin' a feel!
Kakashi: Heh heh, boobies.
(Naruto the Abridged Series)
 

Ura Mamoru

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Kaiba: Screw the rules! I have money! (Yugioh the Abridged Series)
The Bard from The Bard's Tale. Seems like something he'd say...


ôPlease donÆt tell me you two hooked up. For the love of god, think of the children!"
Naruto to Sasuke (referring to the idea of Sasuke and Sakura as an item) - Cry of the Youko (Kyugan)

ôReally, surrendering the target for cheap pornography?ö Naruto (having taken Kakashi's Icha Icha Paradise ransom for a bell in the bell test) - Naruto Gaiden (Kyugan)
 

Frank Cadena

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I've got a quote.

"I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that." Mitch Hedberg
 

drakensis

Well-Known Member
Frank Cadena said:
I've got a quote.

"I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that." Mitch Hedberg
Kazuki Shikimori, referring his classmate Yuna Miyama (or Yuna Shikimori as she prefers to introduce herself). She has jealousy issues... and since there are at least two other girls interested in his hand (or other parts) she's got ample exercise of that side of her personality.
 

Prince Charon

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drakensis said:
Frank Cadena said:
I've got a quote.

"I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that." Mitch Hedberg
Kazuki Shikimori, referring his classmate Yuna Miyama (or Yuna Shikimori as she prefers to introduce herself). She has jealousy issues... and since there are at least two other girls interested in his hand (or other parts) she's got ample exercise of that side of her personality.
I was thinking of Kyon, once he thinks he has a clear idea what Haruhi wants with him.
 

Epsilon

Well-Known Member
Prince Charon said:
drakensis said:
Frank Cadena said:
I've got a quote.

"I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that." Mitch Hedberg
Kazuki Shikimori, referring his classmate Yuna Miyama (or Yuna Shikimori as she prefers to introduce herself). She has jealousy issues... and since there are at least two other girls interested in his hand (or other parts) she's got ample exercise of that side of her personality.
I was thinking of Kyon, once he thinks he has a clear idea what Haruhi wants with him.
Man, why didn't I think of that? And I have the entire Maburaho DVD series!

"Really, surrendering the target for cheap pornography?" - Zima/Dita to super pervert Hideki upon finding out that doing the deed with Chii will cause her to reset every time.

My own quotes...

"Forgive me but I cannot accept your existence in my realm" - Demitri Maximoff, SVC Chaos

"Infinite battle... brings infinite joy." - Akuma and Mr. Karate, SVC Chaos comic
 
"Infinite battle... brings infinite joy." - Akuma and Mr. Karate, SVC Chaos comic
Hellsing - Alucard muses on the nature of happiness. At least for him.

ôListen, I knew both of your fathers and may I say, with all due respect, to those brave and talented menà You can not imagine my surprise at finding out that they were heterosexual.ö
û Taskmaster, Agent X

or

"Your actions affect so many others than yourself. You will come to realise how little choice you have. You will do what you must, become what you must, or others will pay for your cowardice. You *will* accept the gifts offered to you."
- Jon Irenicus, Baldur's Gate II: Shadows of Amn
 

drakensis

Well-Known Member
MadAlchemist said:
ôListen, I knew both of your fathers and may I say, with all due respect, to those brave and talented menà You can not imagine my surprise at finding out that they were heterosexual.ö
Happosai to Ranma and Akane the first time he appears in the manga.



"Some people say we think that we're God. We're not God. We just borrowed his 'SMITE' button for our fire control system." - Ortillery Command, Terra Nova

"That is quite an offer. Only a mad man would refuse it. But this kneeling business... I'm afraid killing all those slaves of yours has left me with a nasty cramp in my leg." - Leonidas, 300
 

Sunhawk

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drakensis said:
"That is quite an offer. Only a mad man would refuse it. But this kneeling business... I'm afraid killing all those slaves of yours has left me with a nasty cramp in my leg." - Leonidas, 300
Yuusuke (Yu Yu Hakusho) after he snaps and goes on a rampage through Makai and Reikai, confronting Koenma, who pleads for him to give himself up.

It really feels like a "Dirty Harry" line, almost :p

"...The most they manage is the spiritual equivalent of sitting in the shade! They donÆt know how to hate each other. TheyÆre not greedy, theyÆre not envious, they donÆt get sick, they donÆt die in pain! TheyÆre not even accident-proneùthereÆs not so much as even a stubbed toe to enjoy some days! Damn eternally graceful, temperate, loving, goody-goodyùö - Esemeli, "Wizard's Holiday"
 
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