Well here's mine.
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"Hmm you don't see that every day," Shinji mumbled to himself as the 1st angel rampaged.
"Get in!" Misato shouted as she pulled up.
Shinji shrugged walked over and got in.
"Sorry I'm late," Misato said.
"These things happen," Shinji replied
"I'm Misato Katsuragi."
"Shinji Ikari... Nice day isn't it?"
Misato looked over at the boy strangely, "You did notice the giant monster destroying the town right?"
"Of course, it's kinda hard to miss, but no reason to let something like that bother me," Shinji answered as he pulled out a gameboy and started playing Harvest Moon.
"Right..." 'Psycho,' "Oh SHIT brace yourself they're dropping an N2 mine," Misato shouted as she stopped the car and threw herself over Shinji.
"But i didn't get to save yet!" Shinji exclaimed.
"Are you okay?" Misato asked before she looked at Shinji and recoiled from the face he was making.
"THOSE GODDAMN SONS OF BITCHES BROKE MY GAMEBOY!" Shinji shouted in anger as he looked at his broken screen. "Give me your gun I'm gonna help the monster kill those bastards," he seethed.
"Um, why don't we do that later for now we should get out of here so we don't wind up dead okay," Misato said nervously.
"Oh, okay sounds good to me," Shinji smiled brightly.
"..." Misato resonded to Shinji's 180 emotions.
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At Nerv
'Erm where was that elevator again,' Misato wondered as she slowed down and looked at a very familiar hallway before turning to Shinji who had tilted his head slightly to the side giving her a bright smile.
"Misato what are you doing?" Ritsuko frowned as she came out the elevator, "We don't have time to waste."
"Oh, uh well that is..." Misato started.
"You got lost again didn't you," Ritsuko sighed.
"You shouldn't get worked up over such a little thing," Shinji smiled before pulling out another game system and started playing.
"Follow me," Ritsuko said.
after a few minutes of waiting in which the only noise came from Shinji's game they reached a large dark room.
"Behold Evangelion Unit 01 your father's work." Ritsuko said dramatically as the lights were abrubtly turned on.
Shinji looked up at Unit 01 for a moment before ignoring it and going back to his game. "Neat," was Shinji's response.
Rather surprised at Shinji's response or there of Ritsuko got a bit worried.
"We will use it to destroy the Angel," Ritsuko continued.
"But wait we don't have a pilot." Misato protested.
"One was just delivered," Gendo said from his perch, "Shinji you will pilot it."
"Wha, hold on Bastard. I'm in the middle of a stage on Mechwarrior," Shinji waved off his father as he kept playing causing the three adults to sweatdrop.
"Very well then, call Rei," Gendo said, "Rei you'll have to do it again, our spare is useless."
"Understood," came the weak reply.
Rei was brought out on a stretcher being led to Unit 01 when Shinji loooked up.
"SON OF A FUCKING BITCH!" Shinji cursed, "Are you FUCKING serious, the poor girl can't even move," Shinji lost it as whipped his game system at his father wapping him upside the head and knocking him into the LCL.
"Commander," Ritsuko shouted worriedly.
"Oh don't worry he'll be fine, well I guess I'll pilot the Eva thingie now," Shinji smiled brightly.