Shinji: Heya, what's up asshole?
Gendo: *eyetwitch*
***
Gendo: You will pilot it and destroy the angel.
Shinji: Why, what'd it ever do to me?
Everyone: *eyetwitch*
Misato: It's going to kill us all?
Shinji: Oh. Good enough.
Everyone: *facefault*
***
Shinji: *sitting in cockpit with LCL* This tastes kinda good.
Ritsuko: ... *eyetwitch*
Shinji: So, armament?
Mistao: Huh?
Shinji: Weapons! What do I have to kill it with?
Misato: Well, I don't think you'll be able to synchronize enough to use weapons effectively yet.
Shinji: Just tell me what I have.
Misato: Uh... just a vibra-knife in a holster over your shoulder and your fists.
Shinji: You want me to kill it with a fscking pig-sticker?
Control Room: *blink*
***
Ritsuko: Look at this! His synch rate is just pitiful. *points at the 1%* His mind is sending extremely erratic information! There's no way Unit 01 is even going to...
Shinji: *deep breath... release*
Machine: Ping!
Ritsuko: Huh?
Maya: Holy shit!
Shinji: *rips up one of the poles Unit 01 was sent up on, slaps the charging Angel in the 'chin' with it, reverses, smacks it down, and drives it through the angels back, straight through the core and into the ground.*
Ritsuko: One hundred... !?
Machine: Dwooo...
Ritsuko: Fifty... Maya, I didn't just imagine that, did I?
Maya: Not unless Racquel is smoking his pot in the vents again and it got all of us.
Shinji: *backs up. Kicks it a little.* What, that's it?
Misato: Uhm... yeah. It's dead.
Shinji: Woot! *Unit 01 air guitars, ala Bill and Tedd*
Control Room: *Sweatdrop*
***
Asuka: *busts into Shinji's room* Baka, what...!
Shinji: I wouldn't move if I were you.
Asuka: As if I would...
*twang, shunk, clatter*
Asuka: *stares at the sharp objects sticking out of the floor inches from her feet. Sloooooowly looks up, seeing many many more all over the walls, swords and knives and other sharp things in a variety that almost defies description.*
Shinji: Go change your pants and then you can yell at me in the kitchen.
***
Thank goodness, ne?
Gendo: *eyetwitch*
***
Gendo: You will pilot it and destroy the angel.
Shinji: Why, what'd it ever do to me?
Everyone: *eyetwitch*
Misato: It's going to kill us all?
Shinji: Oh. Good enough.
Everyone: *facefault*
***
Shinji: *sitting in cockpit with LCL* This tastes kinda good.
Ritsuko: ... *eyetwitch*
Shinji: So, armament?
Mistao: Huh?
Shinji: Weapons! What do I have to kill it with?
Misato: Well, I don't think you'll be able to synchronize enough to use weapons effectively yet.
Shinji: Just tell me what I have.
Misato: Uh... just a vibra-knife in a holster over your shoulder and your fists.
Shinji: You want me to kill it with a fscking pig-sticker?
Control Room: *blink*
***
Ritsuko: Look at this! His synch rate is just pitiful. *points at the 1%* His mind is sending extremely erratic information! There's no way Unit 01 is even going to...
Shinji: *deep breath... release*
Machine: Ping!
Ritsuko: Huh?
Maya: Holy shit!
Shinji: *rips up one of the poles Unit 01 was sent up on, slaps the charging Angel in the 'chin' with it, reverses, smacks it down, and drives it through the angels back, straight through the core and into the ground.*
Ritsuko: One hundred... !?
Machine: Dwooo...
Ritsuko: Fifty... Maya, I didn't just imagine that, did I?
Maya: Not unless Racquel is smoking his pot in the vents again and it got all of us.
Shinji: *backs up. Kicks it a little.* What, that's it?
Misato: Uhm... yeah. It's dead.
Shinji: Woot! *Unit 01 air guitars, ala Bill and Tedd*
Control Room: *Sweatdrop*
***
Asuka: *busts into Shinji's room* Baka, what...!
Shinji: I wouldn't move if I were you.
Asuka: As if I would...
*twang, shunk, clatter*
Asuka: *stares at the sharp objects sticking out of the floor inches from her feet. Sloooooowly looks up, seeing many many more all over the walls, swords and knives and other sharp things in a variety that almost defies description.*
Shinji: Go change your pants and then you can yell at me in the kitchen.
***
Thank goodness, ne?