Here is my take on what would happen if I raised Shinji.....
First meetings.
Misato: "Sorry, Shinji. I hope I wasn't late."
Shinji: "No, you're not late. The clocks just decided to jump ahead a few hours without telling anyone. Fucking dumbass."
Geo-Front.
Gendo: "You will pilot Unit-01."
Shinji: "If I am going to be piloting Unit-01 I better be getting paid some damn good money for doing it. Do you have any idea how expensive it can be keeping a Korean War era Dodge Powerwagon, a 1970 Pontiac GTO Judge, and a 1987 Buick Grand National in tip top shape?"
Misato's apartment.
Misato: "Shinji, you can take advantage of anything. Except me, of course."
Shinji: "Misato, you are a beautiful woman but if my Irish girlfriend found out I was messing around her family would fuck me up. And another question I have is who the hell do I have to kill to get some Pabst Blue Ribbon, Guinness Stout, or some good German beer around here?"
Over The Rainbow.
Asuka:"Which one is the Third Child?" (Looks over and sees a boy with brown hair and blue eyes wearing blue jeans, steel toe work boots, and a black t-shirt that says "We Can't Stop Here. This Is Bat Country." and is reading "Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas".)
ShinjiLooks up from his book and sees a red haired girl standing in front of him)
"You must be the Second Child Asuka Sohryu. Pleased to meet you."
Asuka(Thinking):"I am going to be working with a certified lunatic."
The Infamous Kiss Scene.
Asuka:"Why don't you want to kiss, Shinji? You mom is probably watching right now." (Starts inching close to Shinji's face and then hears a slight clicking sound. As soon as she heard the sound she backs away and sees Shinji holding a Colt 1911 .45 ACP Semi-Automatic Handgun that was just aimed below her chin.)
Shinji:"If you ever mention my mom again in such a disrespectful tone I will make you beg for a quick death."
First meetings.
Misato: "Sorry, Shinji. I hope I wasn't late."
Shinji: "No, you're not late. The clocks just decided to jump ahead a few hours without telling anyone. Fucking dumbass."
Geo-Front.
Gendo: "You will pilot Unit-01."
Shinji: "If I am going to be piloting Unit-01 I better be getting paid some damn good money for doing it. Do you have any idea how expensive it can be keeping a Korean War era Dodge Powerwagon, a 1970 Pontiac GTO Judge, and a 1987 Buick Grand National in tip top shape?"
Misato's apartment.
Misato: "Shinji, you can take advantage of anything. Except me, of course."
Shinji: "Misato, you are a beautiful woman but if my Irish girlfriend found out I was messing around her family would fuck me up. And another question I have is who the hell do I have to kill to get some Pabst Blue Ribbon, Guinness Stout, or some good German beer around here?"
Over The Rainbow.
Asuka:"Which one is the Third Child?" (Looks over and sees a boy with brown hair and blue eyes wearing blue jeans, steel toe work boots, and a black t-shirt that says "We Can't Stop Here. This Is Bat Country." and is reading "Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas".)
ShinjiLooks up from his book and sees a red haired girl standing in front of him)
"You must be the Second Child Asuka Sohryu. Pleased to meet you."
Asuka(Thinking):"I am going to be working with a certified lunatic."
The Infamous Kiss Scene.
Asuka:"Why don't you want to kiss, Shinji? You mom is probably watching right now." (Starts inching close to Shinji's face and then hears a slight clicking sound. As soon as she heard the sound she backs away and sees Shinji holding a Colt 1911 .45 ACP Semi-Automatic Handgun that was just aimed below her chin.)
Shinji:"If you ever mention my mom again in such a disrespectful tone I will make you beg for a quick death."