Things JLA members are not allowed to do

[Seed00]

219e. The Creeper: Incest is the best put your sister to the test

 

[zeebee1]

220. No one is to have sex with the Creeper.
220a. That didn't even need to be said.

 

[MTing]

221) There will be no research into switching the genders of any members.

221a) Even if you think they would look "pretty" as a girl

 

[cgobyd]

221b) And if you so much as think of taking Power Girl or Wonder Woman away from us... There. Will. Be. War. - Plastic Man

 

[grant]

222) Will you people please stop insinuating that Aquaman's powers are 'lame'. We've had over 132 calls from as many countries over the past hour about their entire shipping industries being abruptly stopped by angry whales. The short term estimates put the total costs in the trillions of American dollars.

 

[Meinos Kaen]

213f. And we will ALL ignore the cute looking pale Goth girl with the Ankh that keeps following him around and pouting as if she was cheated out of something. Again. We're not supposed to be able to see her.

213g. Screw that! Tell her to come and take the girl with the constatly changing hair off my back! -Jason Todd

214h. Sorry, Morpheus was the one good with her... *glares* Also, you're a cheat too. Think I forgot that? -Unknown

214i. Don't blame me for the superboy punch! It just happened! -Jason Todd

214k. Ahh... I'll make your hair change lots too. Black, black with white, red, red with white... Mister Morrison is one of mine, you know? -Unknown

 

[zeebee1]

That's not how she talks.

 

[Meinos Kaen]

That's not how she talks.

Does she even have a way of talking? ^^'

 

[Li Qin]

223) Robin is not dating supergirl.

223a) She's out of your league any way Damian. - D. Batman

223b) Thousands of ways to kill you Grayson. Besides she's an alein. - Robin

223c) Little jerk. - Supergirl

223d) Little is he? Like father like son I say. - Wally

edit) bugger

 

[cgobyd]

223d) And how do you know Wally? - Plastic Man

223e) I hope Robin isn't dating Superwoman, not only is she married but she is currently an at-large Supervillian. - Oracle

 

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

223f: I'm not dating Superwoman! I would never date criminal scum. I am in fact courting Stephanie Brown, and I will make her my wife.

223g: Wait, what?! When were you going to tell me you were a shotacon Steph?! ~Tim

 

[MWkillkenny84]

224) Combining the power of five 'Lanterns does not summon Capitan Planet. Stop to say this to the newbies.

 

[Prince Charon]

223f: I'm not dating Superwoman! I would never date criminal scum. I am in fact courting Stephanie Brown, and I will make her my wife.

223g: Wait, what?! When were you going to tell me you were a shotacon Steph?! ~Tim

223h: Excuse me? He's hitting on me? I thought he was just finding new ways to be a jerk! -Steph.

 

[zeebee1]

Delirium: I sEe doLPhInS.

But the periods would be goldfish that turned into butterflies and floated away. That's basically how she speaks. Her voice is odd, what she says is odd, and nothing about her makes sense.

 

[cgobyd]

You forgot the backwords letters/words randomly changing colors, different fonts/sizes and words/letters that seem to be floating and spinning.

 

[zeebee1]

I don't know how to do that on this forum.

 

[cgobyd]

If you can't reproduce the way she talks then why did you point out that someone else wasn't following it?

And is it just me or is anyone else really curious how an upside-down/sideways letter would sound if spoken.

 

[MWkillkenny84]

225) There are no links between Batman and the God-Emperor of Mankind. Nor is Batman the GEoM in a different timeline.

 

[Li Qin]

225a) Thats because everyone knows Batman is Night Haunter. -Robin

226) Superman has not, nor ever will wear a hoodie.

 

[bissek]

227) Do not attempt to throw GL's power ring into a volcano.

 

[KageX]

Huh, so this is back. Well looks like I will have to look through the entire thread to get back up to speed since I last read it.

t:

So out of curiosity did we ever have one of these for Marvel? Because I just had a good idea for one. You know what screw it I am starting it up.

 

[Leonite]

228) As much as they might be good alleys, due to the fact that its not clear which comic company would have the rights, no team of Power Rangers are allowed as members.

228a) Even if this does mean a lack of giant robots.


229) No-one on the League roster is allowed to threaten Warner Brothers for better non-Batman and Superman movies. We all want a Justice League movie thats better than The Avengers people, but its going to take some time.

229a) Nor is anyone allowed to get revenge for bad movies

229b) Damn - Hal Jordan.

 

[zeebee1]

227. Seriously, don't do it. When the ring knocks you into a coma the League won't pay your medical fees.

 

[LightningHunter]

229c) Damn - Catwoman.