Things JLA members are not allowed to do

[byakuryuu]

184. League members are not allowed to hack into the Watchtower Mainframe without prior authorization from Communications Division Alpha. - Superman
184a. Using the League AI to level up your World of Warcraft avatars is not allowed or advised, that's why. - Superman
184b. Ding 80! - The Question

185. League members are to refrain from challenging Lord Raine to a battle of knowledge. Especially you, Steel. - Guy Gardner
185a. I told you to leave the goddamn door, closed, goddammit. - The Goddamn Batman.
185b. Hypocrite. - Nightwing
185c. Shut up and cry like the pussy you are. - The Goddamn Batman.

186. No one is to ever mention "Goku", "win", "kick" and "butt" ever in the same sentence. We have enough of that from the teenage American populace. - The Goddamn Batman.
186a. Hypocrite has access to mainframe why? - Genocide Heart
186b. I still hear no goddamn door closing. - The Goddamn Batman.

187. White Dragon is hereby banned from the vicinity of any mature-looking female league members. Ten meters, buttwipe, or we kick you out into the vacuum of space. - Green Arrow

188. White Dragon and Souffle of the Cake are not allowed to smile at any female league member. Even if they is just smiling. Nor is White Dragon allowed to assist Huntress if she drops paperwork in the corridor. Ever. Especially with any passing on comment on how good she looks. Ever. Souffle, one more pass at Supergirl and we let Supes deal with you. - Question
188a. Kyaa~ - Huntress
188b. ...What the fuck? - Mr Terrific
188c. Mugyuu~ - Supergirl

189. Wonder Woman is to cease watcthing Japanese animated shows. - John Stewart
189a. Iyaa~ - Diana
189b. This is getting very creepy. - John Stewart

190. One more word about the Twilight movie will result in termination of membership.
190a. But... But Robert Pattison is so dreamy~! - Power Girl
190b. Such a great movie... <Giggle over intercom> - Diana
190c. Oh God I want Robert! <Intercom Squeal> - Black Canary

191. White Dragon is to cease fapping. lolvirgin - Flash
191a. HAHAHAHAHAHA - Huntress
191b. Running isn't the ONLY think you're quick at. - White Dragon.
191c. HAHAHAHAHAHA - Huntress

192. Wally West does NOT suffer from premature... LOL - Superman
192a. LOL - Nightwing
192b. - Diana

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191. League members are to cease using the Rules Section to type out amusements. Any failure to comply will result in a fine of $1800.00 per offence, as a result of conrinued abuse of the system. - Vice-President Joe Biden
191a. Since when did the Government have access to the Systems? - Flash
191b. Since we have "of America" written at the end. - Superman
191c. America? I thought it stood for "Awesomeness" - Flash
191d. Same here. - Nightwing
191e. It isn't "Awesomeness"? :'( - Diana
191f. Hey, I thought it WAS "Awesomeness"! - Jon D'Jonn

192. New rule sucks. - Captain Atom
192a. <A fine of $1800.00 has been imposed upon your account. Have a nice day, Captain Atom. This rule will be deleted in 12 hours> - SysGuard v 2.1

 

[FanboyimusPrime]

192. Joe Biden has nothing to do with the Justice League. That was Calculator messing us.

193. No is to mention we were fooled by a super villain who lives in his parent's basement.

 

[bissek]

194. Whoever convinced the Rogue's Gallery of Gotham that it is a good idea to sing "They're coming to take me away" while being escorted to their cells in Arkham, Batman wants to speak with you.

 

[Latewave]

194a. It was Wally.

 

[Typhonis]

195 Adam West is an honorary member of the Justice League.

 

[DhampyrX2]

194b. Whoever taught the Rogue's Gallery the words to "House Party at Arkham Asylum," Batman would like a word with you.

 

[byakuryuu]

195. League Members are not allowed to spar with Genocide. Until an Anti-Anti-Matter device is built to keep his arm sealed, we're holding off all sessions with our guests. - Question
195a. No, Superman, we will not lift the rule. - Mr Terrific
195b. Yes, we know he's bisexual. How is that relevant? - Mr Miracle
195c. Oh. - Robin

196. Zeebee One, although not a league member, is to cease planting images of lemon parties technopathically into the mainframe. Seriously, the consoles smell of puke. - Supergirl
196a. Your Twilight fanfictions are terrible. - Zeebee One
196b. SHUT UP! - Supergirl
196c. Your plot is terrible. - Zeebee One.
196d. CLARK, HE'S BULLYING ME! - Supergirl

197. Starcraft is not allowed on the mainframe. Same goes for LAN Parties. - Superman
197a. ZERRRRRRRG! - The Flash

 

[FanboyimusPrime]

198) Stop trying to send the TFFers to other dimensions.
198a) We really don't want to see the Authority murder them all.

199) Doctor Insano is not a real super villain.

200) Making fun of how far the Extremists have fallen is forbidden. We don't want to go destroy a city and use the worlds nuclear weapons to hold it hostage again.

 

[DhampyrX2]

201) It is hereby forbidden to hide Batman's uniform while he's in the shower and replace it with his "Caveman Batman" uniform.

201a) We don't care how well he fills out the loincloth, Diana. Stop it.


202) Batman traveling through time to return to us does NOT make him immortal now. Stop spreading that rumor. It's creating... issues.


203) All mentions of how much better a "White Lantern" is compared to a "Black Lantern" will stop. We're already getting threats from the ACLU over this.


204) The following people are NOT superheroes or supervillians and will not be listed as such:

a. Glenn Beck

b. Keith Olbermann

c. Bill O'Rielly

d. Rachel Maddow

e. Jon Stewart

f. Stephen Colbert

 

[Warprince9]

205. We don't know who gave the Question a copy of Assasin's Creed, but if you try to give him part 2 we WILL find you.

206. Wonder Woman can not and will not introduce you to Kratos. Stop Asking.

207. If the person distributing copies of the "Constantine" movie comes forward we will offer protection from John's wrath. -Phantom Stranger
207a.For the record, Zantana got a copy, so we know he'll find out.

208. LEGO Batman will be deleted from all JL computer terminals.

209.Please stop shouting "Finish Him" during sparring matches. There is no such thing as a 'Heroic Brutality.'

210.The Ballad of Barry Allen will not be played over the loudspeaker.
210a. No, Flash, we don't care that it helps you pick up chicks.

211.Tim Hunter is not now, nor has he ever been a student of Hogwarts.

212.Interdimensional portals are no longer to be used for the purchase of movies, video games, music, or anything else not directly related to saving the planet.

 

[Latewave]

205. We don't know who gave the Question a copy of Assasin's Creed, but if you try to give him part 2 we WILL find you.

205b. He has a copy of AC2 now.

 

[railhazard]

213- Access to batman's closet is hereby restricted to personnal with a clearance above Omega++.

213a-Because a black kimono, a white Kosode, a black Hakame, a white obi sash and a white Haori with the Bat emblem were found in Batman's closet, you shall not spread rumor that Batman has become a Shinigami to escape Darkseid Omega Wave.

213b- Neither that he is a closet cosplayer

213c- or to ask him to show you his Zampakuto.

213d- or if he has acheived Shikai and Bankai.

 

[Wildfeather]

213e Besides, if you have to ask if the god damn batman has achieve shikai and bankai, you really don't know anything at all anyway...

 

[DhampyrX2]

213f. And we will ALL ignore the cute looking pale Goth girl with the Ankh that keeps following him around and pouting as if she was cheated out of something. Again. We're not supposed to be able to see her.

 

[SotF]

214.) Would someone please get Deadpool out of here, he's managed to somehow get a tracking device on Death...again...and doesn't seem to care that she's not the one that has a restraining order on Thanos

 

[sith2886]

214a.) What, can't I visit my inferior older self just once? pretty pleasssse?- Deadpool

 

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

215: Mary Marvel is hereby banned from alcohol, permanently. There is absolutely no debate about this.

216: We will not discuss the Halloween Party last year again, especially Diana and Batman's costume choices.

 

[Shaderic]

216a) Batman was AT the Halloween party?

 

[zeebee1]

216b. He wasn't. And we have the lack of video recordings to prove it.

 

[crazyfoxdemon]

217. The Question is not allowed near the Girl Scouts.... ever

 

[zeebee1]

218. Despite numerous requests the Question is not to be isolated for the good of mankind. That just makes him worse when he eventually escapes.

 

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

216a) Batman was AT the Halloween party?

216c: Yes, as Robin.

216d: So THAT was the guy Diana had with her when she was Batman...

216e: Oh God, he's going to kill us for this... Screw it. YOUTUBE, HERE I COME!


219: I, Mary Marvel, do know how babies are made, so please STOP trying to explain it to me! It's really embarrassing!

 

[zeebee1]

219a. She's lying - Billy.

 

[Seed00]

219a. She's lying - Billy.

219b. Mary, stop strangling Billy.

 

[Prince Charon]

219a. She's lying - Billy.

219b. Mary, stop strangling Billy.

219c Make love, not War! Plastic Man

219d Mary, Billy, stop tying Plas in knots, he didn't know you're related.