152) "Getting a handful" of all of the female members is not a JLA requirement for full membership and whoever told Blue Beetle that has a LOT of apologizing to do.
152a) That goes for "getting a handful" of all of the male members of the JLA as well.
152b) Seriously, we have enough troubles with all of the rumors of "initiation orgies" amongst the tabloids, let's not throw fuel on the fire by continuing this joke.
153) There is no "initiation orgy", and whoever is telling these impressionable newbies that they have to bed all of the founding members in a 36 hour period (or else, presumably, they'll get thrown into the sun) needs to stop.
154) Superman is not a "swinger", regardless of what he says under the effects of Pink or Red Kryptonite, and will not "share his boy/girlfriends".
155) Playing Truth or Dare with Wonder Woman's Lasso of Truth is not recommended.
155a) Although, if by some WILD chance, it happens to be in the same room, players should keep their questions simple and specific.
155b) Only ask the question if you're willing to hear the answer. Some people's private lives are private for a reason.
156) No, throwing the Lasso of Truth over the Question will not destroy the countryside, nor are we keeping the Question around simply as a "last resort".
157) The Lasso of Truth does NOT work better when the victim is tied up shibari-style and whoever is spreading this rumor needs to stop telling the rookies to recommend this to Wonder Woman whenever she uses it.
158) Telling the rookies that Beast Boy of the Teen Titans can only transform into things he's devoured is punishable by a Beast Boy stampede. ~ Cyborg
158a) The person spreading the rumor that he couldn't turn back into a human before a certain incident with two teenagers named "Marvin" and "Wendy" is going to get punched in the fucking SOUL. ~ Raven
159) Telling rookie members that mooning Lex Luthor during one of his staff meetings is a requirement for access to the Level 10 stuff is punishable by having to wear a maid's outfit and clean Lex Corps HQ from top to bottom.
159a) Yes, Superman, we know it was you. Stop lying and saying it was Wally. ~ Question
160) Telling rookie heroes that Martian Manhunter, or any other shapeshifter, is available to pose as their school dances is not funny. ~ Robin
160a) We are NOT a dating service. Telling people this, or other attempts to hook up single members of the JLA with random people or even people we know, is punishable by having to watch Lex Luthor eat.
160b) YOU MONSTER! ~ Wally