Akamatsuverse Things Mahora students are not allowed to do

bissek

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170) Students sent to the office of any teacher who happens to be a Magi are not to sing "We're Off To See The Wizard".
171) We know that Professor Springfield is a wizard and doesn't like bathing. These points taken in combination does not mean that he will dissolve into brown goo if splashed with soapy water and lemon juice.
171a) Similarly, the Arglefraster spell does not work.
 

TmDagger

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173) You may not learn Kaleidoscope, Negi.
173a) No. Beating some sense into the temporal clone of your grandfather is not a good reason.
173b) Nor is finding out if hair-going-white-prematurely is hereditary trait.
173c) Where the hell is Negi by the way?..
 

bissek

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TmDagger said:
173) You may not learn Kaleidoscope, Negi.
173a) No. Beating some sense into the temporal clone of your grandfather is not a good reason.
173b) Nor is finding out if hair-going-white-prematurely is hereditary trait.
173c) Where the hell Negi is by the way?..
Please correct the grammar on 173c.
 

goldenarms

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174) There is no kind of Relief Office inside, outside, beneath or above the World Tree; please stop telling new students this.
175) Ermine-skinned coats: not funny.
176) Pactio cards are not to be used for ante ever again.
177) It is forbidden to ask Haruna to create personal magical items based on D&D, Everquest or Magic: the Gathering.
178) There will be no more experiments in recreating the Dragon Slave, Balefire, Unlimited Blade Works or other spells taken from books, comics and motion picture.
 

Prince Charon

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goldenarms said:
177) It is forbidden to ask Haruna to create personal magical items based on D&D, Everquest or Magic: the Gathering.
177a: Well, now that you know, stop!
 

bissek

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180) Asuna's descent from Amaterasu does not mean that she can make the sun rise by painting a circle in the air.
 

zeebee1

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180b. Nor does it mean you should attempt to feed her dog food.
 

MTing

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zeebee1 said:
180b. Nor does it mean you should attempt to feed her dog food.
180c) You are not allowed to feed any of your other classmates dog food or trick them into eating it!
 

TmDagger

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MWkillkenny84 said:
181) Miss Chibi-Usagi Tsukino, you are not autorized to make a pactio with Chao Ling Shen.
181a) Seeking to contract any other Springfield is NOT okay.
 

bissek

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182) Do NOT pilfer or tamper with Averrunucus-Sensei's coffee.
182a) On pain of death - Fate.
 

zeebee1

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183. Non-humans are still bound by the law. Threats of murder is not tolerated.
183a. Putting lots of sugar in Averrunucus's coffee is tolerated.
 

TmDagger

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183b) Yes. Averruncus-sensei can recognize decaf.
183c) Trying to trick him into drinking decaf is prohibited.
 

ragnarok1337

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184b) Just because their first names are the same does not mean Averruncus can make a pactio with Nanoha.
 

bissek

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185) We know you girls are in the habit of having naughty fantasies about Negi-sensei. We know that trying to get you to stop is futile. But will you please refrain from discussing said fantasies in public?
 
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