Akamatsuverse Things Mahora students are not allowed to do
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29) Petitions for the bigamy laws to be abolished are not to be sent the school principal, student council or any of the teaching staff no matter how sympathetic they may be to your concerns.
29a) Proof of death does not mean you can circumvent the law either!
29b) No, Mahora will not declare itself an independent nation just so you can get laid, Evangeline!
30) The school would like to be absolutely clear that is no truth to the wild rumor about Dragons on Campus.
30a) No, they don't eat virgins either.
30b) This is not to be used as an excuse for hitting on your teacher, this means you Class 3-A!
29a) Proof of death does not mean you can circumvent the law either!
29b) No, Mahora will not declare itself an independent nation just so you can get laid, Evangeline!
30) The school would like to be absolutely clear that is no truth to the wild rumor about Dragons on Campus.
30a) No, they don't eat virgins either.
30b) This is not to be used as an excuse for hitting on your teacher, this means you Class 3-A!
In many fantasy settings dragon's blood is a magical catalyst or one of the most valuable spell ingredients you can obtain. Just think of it as the magical equivalent of liquid oxygen for fires.
31) World conquest is not an approved extra-curricular activity. Do not expect the school to provide funding for any giant robots or hypnotic broadcasting stations.
31a) Any geniuses wishing to discuss economic hegemony are asked to fill in form 233MA and hand it in to the headmaster's office.
31) World conquest is not an approved extra-curricular activity. Do not expect the school to provide funding for any giant robots or hypnotic broadcasting stations.
31a) Any geniuses wishing to discuss economic hegemony are asked to fill in form 233MA and hand it in to the headmaster's office.
1d) Invitations to participate in fertility rituals/rites are sexual harassment too.
33) There shall be no worshipping or research of the great Old Ones.
33a) Summoning one is right out.
34) Students and staff are not allowed to check out the Necronomicon from the library or ask for the library to obtain a copy.
34a) All forbidden tomes are to be acknowledged as being forbidden and banned from campus.
35) The Catgirl Appreciation Club is not allowed to mount safaris into the Magical World to capture a live specimen.
35a) Or a mascott.
35b) Or use magic/science to create new catgirls.
35c) Catboys are considered to have the same protections as catgirls.
36) NO nudist colonies allowed!!
36a) Or participation in International Nude day!!
36b) Appropriate clothing is expected to be worn at all times.
36c) This explicitly excludes invisible clothing.
33) There shall be no worshipping or research of the great Old Ones.
33a) Summoning one is right out.
34) Students and staff are not allowed to check out the Necronomicon from the library or ask for the library to obtain a copy.
34a) All forbidden tomes are to be acknowledged as being forbidden and banned from campus.
35) The Catgirl Appreciation Club is not allowed to mount safaris into the Magical World to capture a live specimen.
35a) Or a mascott.
35b) Or use magic/science to create new catgirls.
35c) Catboys are considered to have the same protections as catgirls.
36) NO nudist colonies allowed!!
36a) Or participation in International Nude day!!
36b) Appropriate clothing is expected to be worn at all times.
36c) This explicitly excludes invisible clothing.
39. Inviting one Haruhi Suzumiya onto campus is prohibited.
40. Diving in the 3rd dumpster to the left behind the dean's office is strictly prohibited. (It's the one they use to dispose of all botched magic potions and ingredients)
41. The TSAB is not allowed to set up a recruitment office on campus.
42. Using magic while playing an online game known as The World is not allowed. Things have gone quite wrong as a result in the past.
a.) Chisame this includes you as well, regardless of the pactio and your hacking abilities.
40. Diving in the 3rd dumpster to the left behind the dean's office is strictly prohibited. (It's the one they use to dispose of all botched magic potions and ingredients)
41. The TSAB is not allowed to set up a recruitment office on campus.
42. Using magic while playing an online game known as The World is not allowed. Things have gone quite wrong as a result in the past.
a.) Chisame this includes you as well, regardless of the pactio and your hacking abilities.
42.b. Someone gave Zephy an avatar in the real world and she's teamed up with Eva! Run! Run you fools!
This is Zefie, by the way.
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Don't let that innocent face fool you, she's as snarky as Eva, twice as vindictive, and a reality-warper to boot.
Rule 43. Asking someone to create a time machine just so you can travel to the future and bring back Chao is not allowed.
43. a. Phineas Flyn and Ferb Fletcher are summoned to the Headmaster's Office. Your sister would like to have a word with you.
43. b. Ditto for Princess Kaolla Su.
43. c. Ditto for Washuu.
43. d. Let's just assume that any inventors not strictly part of Mahora's student body or faculty are to -
44. That was not an invitation to make them part of the student body and faculty!
This is Zefie, by the way.
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Don't let that innocent face fool you, she's as snarky as Eva, twice as vindictive, and a reality-warper to boot.
Rule 43. Asking someone to create a time machine just so you can travel to the future and bring back Chao is not allowed.
43. a. Phineas Flyn and Ferb Fletcher are summoned to the Headmaster's Office. Your sister would like to have a word with you.
43. b. Ditto for Princess Kaolla Su.
43. c. Ditto for Washuu.
43. d. Let's just assume that any inventors not strictly part of Mahora's student body or faculty are to -
44. That was not an invitation to make them part of the student body and faculty!
45) The Headmaster would like to speak with the Science Club about the verification of the meaning behind their expressed intent to 'view Uranous with a telescope'.
46) All students and staff are reminded that they are required to have both written permission and supervision from the appropriate authorities before doing any experments that might break or redefine the laws of physics as we know them.
47) All persons attempting to contact inteligent life need to aquire a First Contact Certification Licence before begining.
48) No staff or student shall be part of the prize for winning a contest/bet.
49) No AI or advance computing project shall have any network connection via the 'Skynet ain't gonna be our fault' protocol.
49a) Yes this includes Chachamaru Karakuri, sorry but that's just the way it is.
46) All students and staff are reminded that they are required to have both written permission and supervision from the appropriate authorities before doing any experments that might break or redefine the laws of physics as we know them.
47) All persons attempting to contact inteligent life need to aquire a First Contact Certification Licence before begining.
48) No staff or student shall be part of the prize for winning a contest/bet.
49) No AI or advance computing project shall have any network connection via the 'Skynet ain't gonna be our fault' protocol.
49a) Yes this includes Chachamaru Karakuri, sorry but that's just the way it is.
52. c. So the second enforcer is the one guy who we know of to have a mishmashed combination of healing powers, magnetic/gravitational powers, unarmed combat, twelve pactios, and the ability to transform into any person with all their abilities? The one guy who just loves to mind-screw Eva and Negi and whose hobby is impersonating The Colonel? The guy whose rumored to be secretly both Koizumi Itsuki and Ushiromiya Battler? What are the chances that he's not actually in on th- amkfc;aoudsn ld,';a You are absolutely right, comrade. Albireo Imma is a wonderful and perfectly law-abiding citizen who has done a wonderful job enforcing our laws and has absolutely no intention of twisting them for his own goals. Oh, look at the time. I must be off to do his bidding. Good day sir.