Akamatsuverse Things Mahora students are not allowed to do

halfawannabe

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#51
53. Hakase is forbidden from cloning Dora Bianchi in an attempt to give Marten Reed a clone harem.
 

zeebee1

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#52
54. Hakase is forbidden from being forbidden anything scientific. You remember what happened the time she wasn't allowed to fix the can opener don't you?
 

Shiakou

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#53
zeebee1 said:
54. Hakase is forbidden from being forbidden anything scientific. You remember what happened the time she wasn't allowed to fix the can opener don't you?
54. a. Hakase just invoked Clarke's Third Law of Prediction.

54. b. Level 6 Ability Crystal Project approved. Budgetary and ethical concerns to be discussed next PTA meeting.
 

Spaz

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#54
ITT:

Epic parts of stories we will never see come to fruition.
 

windstorm

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#55
55. Rule 52 is no longer being applied, the reason being impossibility to enforce and a certain segment of fandom which would go through life being unfulfilled due to such a restriction.

56. Keep Kamijou Touma away from the World Tree.

57. Making class trips to countries where the legal age for marriage is under 18 is no longer allowed.

58. Asuna please take down the posters of Takahata and Sven Volfried.
 

Prince Charon

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#57
MWkillkenny84 said:
59) Giving the DVD series of the Macross saga to Hakase is forbidden.
59a) Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha too. In ANY version, shape or form.
59b - What do you mean, 'Too late'?
 

bissek

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#58
60) Students who wish to participate in the Miss Mahora beauty contest are required to choose a subject for the talent section that does not involve inflicting damage to people and/or property.
 

sworded

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#59
bissek said:
60) Students who wish to participate in the Miss Mahora beauty contest are required to choose a subject for the talent section that does not involve inflicting damage to people and/or property.
60a) Rule 36 still applies for the contest! At all times means at all times!!

61) No inviting legendary or odinary sea/water monsters to live in the school pool!

62) Reanimation projects are banned from campus.

63) Do we really have to remind you students about the school's pet policy!? Send the damn pikachu back were it came from right now!!

63a) No you can't have have Digimon instead!

63b) No pets that are monster or have special attacks!
 

halfawannabe

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#60
63C No, Albert Chamomile's skirt flipping/underwear/swimsuit stealing does not count as a special attack and therefore we cannot ban him from campus on those grounds
63D Besides he's a familiar not a pet.
 
#61
64) The continued presence of Succubuses, Alu-Fiends, Lilim or any other of sexual demon on the school grounds is hereby forbidden

64a) Meaning, Send them back right now, mr. Springfield!

64b) What do you mean "They don't want to?"
 

zeebee1

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#62
65. Any use of the phrase "Too late" in response to one of the rules will result in a minimum of six hours squatting. There are no exceptions.
 

sworded

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#63
64c) They're sex demons, of course they don't want to go. They're here to corrupt you, stupid git!

64d) No they can't 'make a man out of you' before they leave.

66) Do to certain recent situations all staff are required to compete a mandatory sexual harrassment awareness seminar held by the dean.

66a) Haruna you are not allowed to provide visual references.
 

zeebee1

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#64
66b. Haruna is not allowed at any staff meeting for any reasons.
 
#65
sworded said:
64c) They're sex demons, of course they don't want to go. They're here to corrupt you, stupid git!

64d) No they can't 'make a man out of you' before they leave.

66) Do to certain recent situations all staff are required to compete a mandatory sexual harrassment awareness seminar held by the dean.

66a) Haruna you are not allowed to provide visual references.
64e) Because they aren't going to make a "man out of you" the way you're thinking, that's because! SEXUAL demons, remember?

67) No Third Degree Initiations on campus
 

bissek

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#66
68) We know that a sizable portion of the students and faculty have some sort of highly abnormal skill or background. That doesn't mean you should prepare a questionnaire for newcomers asking that they explain what theirs is.

69) No, you cannot do that with Negi. See rule 1.

70) Sale of magical artifacts to the general public is forbidden.
70a) What does that Edogawa kid need with that many aging pills, anyway?
 

zeebee1

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#67
70b. Mahora is not affiliated with any magical drug chains. We only provide an online catalog to staff and their familiars.
 

MWkillkenny84

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#68
71) The person who has organized a match between Alucard and Evangeline has to be the refree for the said match. Without protections of ANY type.

72) No one is allowed to summon a copy of the Book of Darkness into the Library Island.
 

zeebee1

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#69
72a. No one is allowed to summon any book with the title Book of Darkness into the Library Island. Variations on this title shall also be punished.
 

bissek

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#70
72b) The same goes for the Necronomicon, the Bakanomicon, and the Book of E-Ville.
72c) In fact, all books of magical or occult knowledge must be approved by a special board before they will be stocked in Library Island.
 

halfawannabe

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#71
bissek said:
72b) The same goes for the Necronomicon, the Bakanomicon, and the Book of E-Ville.
72c) In fact, all books of magical or occult knowledge must be approved by a special board before they will be stocked in Library Island.
72D. This does not include Mark Wilson's complete course of magic.
 

zeebee1

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#72
All magical books will have to pass the Negi scale. We have Professor Springfield read the book and judge if it's acceptable or not based on his reactions.
 

halfawannabe

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#73
zeebee1 said:
72E. All magical books will have to pass the Negi scale. We have Professor Springfield read the book and judge if it's acceptable or not based on his reactions.
72F. So, we're going to trust the kid, who knowingly learned a technique that slowly engulfs the soul, decide what's appropriate for the library?
 

Franchise

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#74
73. The adult litterature section of the library is strictly for adults. No students are allowed there or are permitted to read anything from there.

73a. Changing your age via magic does not count so don't try it.

73b. Yes, this ban also applies to the Library Exploration Club.

73c. Before you protest Miss Miyazaki, we know that you checked out a book on saish?d?kin last week.
 

halfawannabe

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#75
Thank you so much for making it so I have to go look up with saishodokin is.
 
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