1) Choosing "Saving Private Ryan" for Avengers Movie Night was in terrible taste. As a result all movies must be okay-ed by vote at least three days before the screening. Furthermore all WWII movies are banned.
2) No Deadpool is not a horrifically scarred giant Kender. He is nowhere near that endearing. And taking away his weapons and locking him in a room with a Supervillian is not a good way to make them talk. In fact I am pretty sure it is considered a War Crime.
2b) No not even if it is Norman Osborn. Especially if it is Norman Osborn. The man is crazy enough already, we don't need him to get any worse.
2c) What do you mean it's already to late?! You are going to have to explain this to Spiderman, and I warn you though he might not be on the level of Reed or Tony, the man is still a genius. And he is very creative when he wants payback. And you have no right to complain as we all know Osborn is going after him eventually.
3) Dr Octopus's original alias was not "Dr. Octogonapus". Please stop telling impressionable new heroes this.
4) Spider Man is not the universe's spittoon, favorite chew toy, or bitch. Please stop referring to him as such.
4b) Come on we all know it's true, he's gone through more shit than me! And that is really saying something. (Wolverine)
4c) Go suck a railroad spike Logan. (Spider Man)
5) Just because Wolverine is older than some countries does not mean that him dating a woman in her late twenties is pedophilia. Please stop calling the police on him.
6) All telepaths are banned from attempting to read Deadpool's mind regardless of the circumstances. Yes we know that generally people can't see much due to the constantly changing nature of his cellular structure. But what little has been seen has placed the last three telepath's who tried in strait jackets, so we are not taking any more chances.
7) Stop making jokes about the Venom Symbiote wanting to be "inside" Spider Man. He already has enough issues.
8) Just because your boyfriend or girlfriend dumped you does not mean you should accuse them of being a Skrull imposter. This is a very sensitive issue, and taking time away from the people who have to confirm it is a bad idea. Not to mention it is very insensitive to Jessica Drew and everyone else who was ever replaced by a Skrull in the past.
2) No Deadpool is not a horrifically scarred giant Kender. He is nowhere near that endearing. And taking away his weapons and locking him in a room with a Supervillian is not a good way to make them talk. In fact I am pretty sure it is considered a War Crime.
2b) No not even if it is Norman Osborn. Especially if it is Norman Osborn. The man is crazy enough already, we don't need him to get any worse.
2c) What do you mean it's already to late?! You are going to have to explain this to Spiderman, and I warn you though he might not be on the level of Reed or Tony, the man is still a genius. And he is very creative when he wants payback. And you have no right to complain as we all know Osborn is going after him eventually.
3) Dr Octopus's original alias was not "Dr. Octogonapus". Please stop telling impressionable new heroes this.
4) Spider Man is not the universe's spittoon, favorite chew toy, or bitch. Please stop referring to him as such.
4b) Come on we all know it's true, he's gone through more shit than me! And that is really saying something. (Wolverine)
4c) Go suck a railroad spike Logan. (Spider Man)
5) Just because Wolverine is older than some countries does not mean that him dating a woman in her late twenties is pedophilia. Please stop calling the police on him.
6) All telepaths are banned from attempting to read Deadpool's mind regardless of the circumstances. Yes we know that generally people can't see much due to the constantly changing nature of his cellular structure. But what little has been seen has placed the last three telepath's who tried in strait jackets, so we are not taking any more chances.
7) Stop making jokes about the Venom Symbiote wanting to be "inside" Spider Man. He already has enough issues.
8) Just because your boyfriend or girlfriend dumped you does not mean you should accuse them of being a Skrull imposter. This is a very sensitive issue, and taking time away from the people who have to confirm it is a bad idea. Not to mention it is very insensitive to Jessica Drew and everyone else who was ever replaced by a Skrull in the past.