Things Member of the TSAB are not allowed to do
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112) The person who has introduced Agito and Etna will pay. With his life. -Overlord Laharl and others.
113) No one should even suggest to bringing together Riot Force 6 and the Eleventh Squad of Gotei 13: Our insurance does not pay such level of damages.
114) Enforcer Fate and Captain Takamachi are forbidden to adopt Sabaku no Gaara and/or Naruto Uzumaki. Or any other Jinchuuriki.
115) Hayate, just... no. You can't shoot J.K.Rowling or Masashi Kishimoto, even if they deserve it.
115a) The fact you are a fan of the Harry/Hermione and the NaruHina parings is not a valid excuse.
113) No one should even suggest to bringing together Riot Force 6 and the Eleventh Squad of Gotei 13: Our insurance does not pay such level of damages.
114) Enforcer Fate and Captain Takamachi are forbidden to adopt Sabaku no Gaara and/or Naruto Uzumaki. Or any other Jinchuuriki.
115) Hayate, just... no. You can't shoot J.K.Rowling or Masashi Kishimoto, even if they deserve it.
115a) The fact you are a fan of the Harry/Hermione and the NaruHina parings is not a valid excuse.
116 ) Whoever said that Rein was as annoying as Navi, you can come here and apologize to her. - Hayate
116 A ) Bring lots of chocolate. - Shamal
116 B ) And prepare for pain. - Vita
116 C ) I don't like seeing her cry. - Zafira
116 D ) Turn yourself in now and you might get out of this alive - Signum
116 E ) Can I burn them? - Agito
116 A ) Bring lots of chocolate. - Shamal
116 B ) And prepare for pain. - Vita
116 C ) I don't like seeing her cry. - Zafira
116 D ) Turn yourself in now and you might get out of this alive - Signum
116 E ) Can I burn them? - Agito
122) All ships going and coming to and from 'Earth' are to be subjected to extreme level of search for unauthorized personnel. That stowaway problem we've been having is just getting ridiculous.
123) Ranma Saotome is to return Durandal to Admiral Chrono Harlown immediately.
123a) What do you mean it bonded with you ? Durandal is a merely a Storage Device, not an...
123b)Okay, who is the complete dunderhead who FORGOT to remove the "upgrades" that Brianna Digger gave Durandal, including its shinny, Peebo like AI ?!
124) Ranma Saotome and Signum are henceforth forbidden from sparring while using Durandal and Agito ever again. Not only did the two of you manage to completely total our brand new virtual training ground with that giant tornado, the sight of the two of you going at it right there in the middle of the training ground all but traumatized Erio and Caro.
123) Ranma Saotome is to return Durandal to Admiral Chrono Harlown immediately.
123a) What do you mean it bonded with you ? Durandal is a merely a Storage Device, not an...
123b)Okay, who is the complete dunderhead who FORGOT to remove the "upgrades" that Brianna Digger gave Durandal, including its shinny, Peebo like AI ?!
124) Ranma Saotome and Signum are henceforth forbidden from sparring while using Durandal and Agito ever again. Not only did the two of you manage to completely total our brand new virtual training ground with that giant tornado, the sight of the two of you going at it right there in the middle of the training ground all but traumatized Erio and Caro.
126) All use of various Bind-type spells for sexual purposes by on-duty TSAB officers, or on TSAB administrative premises, is no longer permitted.
126a) You're grounded, Chrono. -LH
126b) I am a grown man and an Admiral in my own right, Mother. You can't ground me. -CH
126c) No, but I can. -Amy
126d) I'm a bit disappointed in you, Brother. -FTH
126a) You're grounded, Chrono. -LH
126b) I am a grown man and an Admiral in my own right, Mother. You can't ground me. -CH
126c) No, but I can. -Amy
126d) I'm a bit disappointed in you, Brother. -FTH
129) Sgt. Ranma Saotome and Cpt. Nanoha Takamachi are henceforth forbidden from ever again participating in a joined training exercise. The bill for the three entire platoons of commando you manage to traumatize will be deducted from your pay. They still tend to go into panic attack the sight of anything pink.
129a) Hey, don't pin that one on me, it's not my fault for once ! HE was the one who used the bubble gum ! N.T.
129b) Bubble gum ? What in the... Wait, you know what ? We REALLY do not want to know.
129a) Hey, don't pin that one on me, it's not my fault for once ! HE was the one who used the bubble gum ! N.T.
129b) Bubble gum ? What in the... Wait, you know what ? We REALLY do not want to know.
130.) No member of the TSAB may violate the time-space continuum to attract the attention of unspeakable elder gods.
130a.) Especially not in order to have a good fight!
131.) As a transtellar military organization, bureaucracy is the lifeblood of our success. Everyone has to do their paperwork, no exceptions.
131a.) No, causing general wide-spread mayhem while fighting an incursion of transdimensional flesh-eating robo beetles does not exempt you from this.
131b.) Clarification: Causing widespread mayhem means you get to do a considerably bigger amount of paperwork than you would usually have to .
130a.) Especially not in order to have a good fight!
131.) As a transtellar military organization, bureaucracy is the lifeblood of our success. Everyone has to do their paperwork, no exceptions.
131a.) No, causing general wide-spread mayhem while fighting an incursion of transdimensional flesh-eating robo beetles does not exempt you from this.
131b.) Clarification: Causing widespread mayhem means you get to do a considerably bigger amount of paperwork than you would usually have to .
138) Captain Takamachi, you may not hire on Samantha Carter as an independent contractor. We really don't need her and Brianna working within the same think tank.
138a.) Medics to the sparring ring. Sgt. Saotome and Ronnon Dex, well the less said the better.
139) Yuuno Scrya you may not apply for an internship with Dr. Jackson.
138a.) Medics to the sparring ring. Sgt. Saotome and Ronnon Dex, well the less said the better.
139) Yuuno Scrya you may not apply for an internship with Dr. Jackson.
140: Hey, Larry! What's the idea, naming me after you?! And why are we both girls now?!
140a: Uh. Looks like Ixy's awak-
140b: Hey buddy. Still alive?
140c: Due to yesterday's events, the "King of Belka" and the "Demon Lord of the Round Table" are not allowed to fight each other again. Ever. And yes, you're both paying to rebuild those training grounds.
140d: Also: Spanish guitars are hereby banned.
140e: And Captain Takamachi is not allowed to have a ribbon on her barrier jacket anymore.
140a: Uh. Looks like Ixy's awak-
140b: Hey buddy. Still alive?
140c: Due to yesterday's events, the "King of Belka" and the "Demon Lord of the Round Table" are not allowed to fight each other again. Ever. And yes, you're both paying to rebuild those training grounds.
140d: Also: Spanish guitars are hereby banned.
140e: And Captain Takamachi is not allowed to have a ribbon on her barrier jacket anymore.