Bleach Which Captain would you work for
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Old guy is old, Soifon is dangerous to be around, Gin is creepy, Unohana is scary, Aizen is evil, Byakuya has a stick really rammed in there, Tousen is Tousen, and Mayuri is Mayuri. Don't see much in the way of lulz from Ukitake (More annoyance from his subordinates) nor Komamura, Kenpachi is Kenpachi, so really I'm left with Hitsugaya or Kyoruaku, both of whom take part in antics and interactions with their vice captains amuse me.
[1/2/6]Too stuck up/dangerous/Lawful.
[3]<s>Passive-Aggressive</s> Chaotic (Neutral?) Evil. No.
[4]Passive-Aggressive Bitch with Lawful tendencies that, and this counts for 1 as well, doesn't mind lying to people and giving them False HopeÖ if it'll <s>get them executed faster</s> let them rest in peace. No thanks.
[5]If Evil Clark Kent didn't mortally wound me like Hinamori then I'd probably follow him for shits and giggles at the very least. He seems interesting, if only because I'd never know what he's thinking.
[7]It'd be too boring. He also looks up to 1, which can't end well.
[8]Lazy Bones is way too laid back. If I went with him neither of us would get anything done. Ever.
[9]Sadistic Blind JusticeÖ...yeah, no thanks.
[10]Hitsugaya's too formal.
[11]This is a hard choice here. I'd like to be friends with Yachiru, but I'm not much of an Adrenaline Junkie on Steroids.
[12]Mad Scientist Clown-Mime would probably sacrifice me for some inane reason. It'd be interesting to see if I could predict his moves, but I'd rather not even try to deal with him.
[13]Mr. Health Crisis would drive me insane with worry (bloody cough = BAD).
Answer: None.
If I have to choose it's a toss up between Lazy Bones, and Evil Clark. On LB's hand, I'd have to deal with Mr. Health Crisis, but if I go with Evil Clark I'd have to deal with Sadistic Blind JusticeÖ and...I can't think of a name that makes any sense for Gin...dammit. Oh well.
[3]<s>Passive-Aggressive</s> Chaotic (Neutral?) Evil. No.
[4]Passive-Aggressive Bitch with Lawful tendencies that, and this counts for 1 as well, doesn't mind lying to people and giving them False HopeÖ if it'll <s>get them executed faster</s> let them rest in peace. No thanks.
[5]If Evil Clark Kent didn't mortally wound me like Hinamori then I'd probably follow him for shits and giggles at the very least. He seems interesting, if only because I'd never know what he's thinking.
[7]It'd be too boring. He also looks up to 1, which can't end well.
[8]Lazy Bones is way too laid back. If I went with him neither of us would get anything done. Ever.
[9]Sadistic Blind JusticeÖ...yeah, no thanks.
[10]Hitsugaya's too formal.
[11]This is a hard choice here. I'd like to be friends with Yachiru, but I'm not much of an Adrenaline Junkie on Steroids.
[12]Mad Scientist Clown-Mime would probably sacrifice me for some inane reason. It'd be interesting to see if I could predict his moves, but I'd rather not even try to deal with him.
[13]Mr. Health Crisis would drive me insane with worry (bloody cough = BAD).
Answer: None.
If I have to choose it's a toss up between Lazy Bones, and Evil Clark. On LB's hand, I'd have to deal with Mr. Health Crisis, but if I go with Evil Clark I'd have to deal with Sadistic Blind JusticeÖ and...I can't think of a name that makes any sense for Gin...dammit. Oh well.
Knowing MY bad luck I'd end up with in with one of the three captains that defects, or worse... Kurotsuchi The best case scenario I can picture would be to get Tosen becuase I don't see him just killing his his former squad mates unless challenged, Ginn I would figure out (and thus might be myself killed) and Aizen I would KNOW there's something wrong with him, NO ONE smiles that much.
Kurotsuchi is the wost case scenario for me, my inqusitive nature would have me asking(read: pestering) him about what he's doing and how he's doing it and would likely get me experimented on because I don't know when to SHUT UP.
Kurotsuchi is the wost case scenario for me, my inqusitive nature would have me asking(read: pestering) him about what he's doing and how he's doing it and would likely get me experimented on because I don't know when to SHUT UP.
Lazy Bones is less likely to kill you then Giant Fox is. Giant Fox, while boring, looks up to the Lawful Old Asshole.
Evil Clark probably won't go getting you killed until he betrays SS (and even then he's more likely to just Fuck With Your Mind) unless he decides to bring you along for whatever reason.
Evil Clark probably won't go getting you killed until he betrays SS (and even then he's more likely to just Fuck With Your Mind) unless he decides to bring you along for whatever reason.
