GenocideHeart said:
Because you just now realized Batman is just as retarded as the Joker? Come on, give me a reason why the supervillains he has crossed don't just either gang up on the Bat or plain hire Lobo (whom Batman himself admitted he doesn't really know how to deal with aside from not dying until someone more in his weight class comes around, which isn't as easy as it sounds) to off him...
The supervillains
have ganged up on Batman, or have we forgotten "Knightfall"? Bruce spent months in the hospital with a broken back after that one, and only survived due to great good fortune.
There's also that in order to ambush someone, you need 1) advance information on where he will definitely be at a definite future time 2) control of that particular patch of ground, so you can freely set up your traps on it without anyone contesting you or reporting your activities and 3) stealth skills sufficient to conceal yourself from the guy you're trying to ambush. No villain in Gotham City ever has all three of these things all at the same time, and that is because Bruce expends a goddamn lot of deliberate effort making sure of that. (Remember, Bruce is a master of magic ninja stealth to the point that
Superman has trouble following his movements, with all of his senses... tracking Batman's schedule is nigh-impossible, and he makes sure to keep his patrol patterns random.) Seriously, about the only place a Gotham villain could hope to ambush Bruce in advance is the roof of the GCPD headquarters, shortly after the Bat-Signal goes up... and not only is it the roof of the police station, but if you think Bruce doesn't take a long careful look at every rooftop within sniper rifle range of that building before he steps out into the light to answer Gordon's page, then you severely underrate him.
Edit: There is one other place you can successfully ambush Bruce... the Batcave. (That being where Bane did it during 'Knightfall')
If you know where it is. Very very few people do, and if one of those people suddenly started putting out the word throughout the DCU supervillain community at large where it is (which they'd have to, for the big supervillain team-up you postulate), Bruce would just
move. Its not like he doesn't have backups! And its not like he doesn't stay very plugged-in to the underworld grapevine. Not to mention that you first have to successfully break into the Batcave without any of the alarms notifying Bruce while he's out on patrol, and while that is just barely possible, the list of people who can do it can be counted on the fingers of one hand.
As for Lobo, two things to remember: Lobo is accessible only if you have interstellar travel, as the dude doesn't hang out his shingle on Earth. He's a
space villain, and you can hire him only if you have access to the galactic mercenary circuit. Which leaves out pretty much every villain on Batman's rogue's gallery, as they don't. And the second thing is, while Batman couldn't hope to remotely defeat Lobo, he
could successfully hide and run away from him for a long while... "long while" being defined as "significantly in excess of Superman's best time from Metropolis to Gotham City". Its not like Bruce doesn't have the JLA on his speed-dial or anything. (Seriously, "not as easy as it sounds"? How? Bruce is one radio call away from getting help from virtually anywhere in the DCU superhero community, through Oracle, the Batcave's own communications gear, the direct line to the Watchtower, or just the fact he knows everybody's unlisted phone #.)
And before you point out 'Batman would never call for help!', no, Batman does not call for help against any villain
he can possibly beat himself. Vs. guys that takes Superman to stop, however, he's entirely willing to do a Batman/Superman team-up.