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Left Shoe

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It took about 3 hours, after viewing that, for my seizures to stop. Remind me never to try playing it.
 

Pridefall

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Source: http://edition.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Movies...n.ap/index.html

The latest installment of the Batman series will start filming in the territory this month, but already the movie has hit several snags. A scene in which Batman was to drop from a plane into the harbor has been axed after the movie's producers found the water quality could pose a potential health risk, the South China Morning post reported in its Sunday edition.

"The plan was for Batman to be seen jumping into the water and then climbing up some bamboo, or something similar," the Post quoted an unnamed production official as saying.

"But when they checked a water sample, they found all sorts of things; salmonella and tuberculosis, so it was canceled. Now the action will cut to inside a building."

The movie -- a sequel to the 2005 hit "Batman Begins" -- stars Christian Bale as the eponymous Batman, Heath Ledger as the Joker and Michael Caine as Batman's long-suffering butler, Alfred.

Christopher Nolan returns to direct the film. Hong Kong's harbor has long been polluted by industrial and residential sewage, and swimming is not recommended, WWF's conservation director Andy Cornish told the Post.

Health worries due to pollution has increasingly become a concern in Hong Kong. According to the think tank Civic Exchange, more than 225,000 vessels arrive annually in Hong Kong's port, one of the world's busiest.

Additionally, rapid urbanization around the region has led to a land-sea breeze system that further traps the pollutants, according to Hong Kong scientists
 

nkvd

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How to legally kill a Scotsman in York City

Dead whales

The UK's top 10 most ridiculous British laws were listed as:

# 1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament (27%)

# 2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British king or queen's image upside-down (7%)

# 3. It is illegal for a woman to be topless in Liverpool except as a clerk in a tropical fish store (6%)

# 4. Eating mince pies on Christmas Day is banned (5%)

# 5. If someone knocks on your door in Scotland and requires the use of your toilet, you are required to let them enter (4%)

# 6. In the UK a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet (4%)

# 7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the King, and the tail of the Queen (3.5%)

# 8. It is illegal not to tell the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing (3%)

# 9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament wearing a suit of armour (3%)

# 10. It is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls of York, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (2%)

False teeth

Other bizarre foreign laws voted by those polled included:

# In Ohio, it is illegal to get a fish drunk (9%)

# In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation (8%)

# A male doctor in Bahrain can only examine the genitals of a woman in the reflection of a mirror (7%)

# In Switzerland, a man may not relieve himself standing up after 10pm (6%)

# It is illegal to be blindfolded while driving a vehicle in Alabama (6%)

# In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on a Sunday could be jailed (6%)

# Women in Vermont must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth (6%)

# In Milan, it is a legal requirement to smile at all times, except during funerals or hospital visits (5%)

# In France, it is illegal to name a pig Napoleon (4%)
 

zeebee1

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So it's true. Masturbating can make you lose your head.
 

Cornuthaum

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It's about time to give away some nice bows and arrows *hum*
 

nkvd

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A STRIPPER performed for a classroom full of British teenagers, spanked a birthday boy and asked him to rub cream all over her after a booking error by the teen's mother.

It is believed the mother thought she had booked a gorillagram to rush into her 16-year-old sonÆs classroom for a birthday surprise - but a stripper turned up instead.

The Daily Mail said the teenager's mother had told the teacher beforehand that a ôbirthday surpriseö would walk in during the class and requested that it be filmed.

Instead of a gorilla, an adult performer showed up at Arnold High School in Nottingham dressed as a policewoman and spanked the boy 16 times in front of his classmates, the newspaper said.

She stripped to her underwear while dancing to a Britney Spears song and asked the teenager to rub cream all over her body before the ôstunnedö teacher called an end to the act.

One student told the newspaper that the performance occurred in the middle of a drama class.

ôThe teacher suddenly announced: æSomething is about to happenÆ,ö the student said.

ôThen a woman in a very short skirt walked in dressed as a copper. She asked the lad to stand up, which he did, and told him he had been a very naughty boy because he hadnÆt been doing his homework.ö

The performer put on some music and had the teenager put a collar on her.

ôNo one could believe it,ö the student said.

ôNext she ordered him to get on all fours, led him around the classroom and hit him 16 times -one for each year - on the bottom with her whip.ö

The newspaper quoted the student as saying that it was wehen the stripper pulled some cream out of her bag that the teacher took action.

ôTo be fair to the teacher, you could tell she was just stunned, and when the cream came out she told the stripper: æThatÆs it. ThatÆs enoughÆ.ö

The student said the birthday boy ran out of the classroom while the stripper packed her bag.

Link
 

sg377

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Everyone knows 4chan is full of bollox, but i gotta admit that every now and then a gem appears. If you're familiar with the Imma Chargin Ma Lazer meme this will make you lol ^^:



edit: monkeys, it had worked for a short while after i posted, i've got a copy of the piscture on my comp at home, but im staying with friends for a week or two so i wont be able to replace it >_<
 

knight_of_ni

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it is not showing up.

I don't think that 4chan allows for you to post images like that; so try posting a link to the page instead.
 

Left Shoe

Well-Known Member
nkvd said:
A STRIPPER performed for a classroom full of British teenagers, spanked a birthday boy and asked him to rub cream all over her after a booking error by the teen's mother.
...
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: *snort* :rip1:
 

Zenithos

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# In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation (8%)
Decapitation? Really? Which head?

"So, do you want the big guillotine or the little one?"

....a whole new face to public executions....

:snigger: :help: :snigger: :help: :rofl: :help: :rofl:
 

runestar

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A STRIPPER performed for a classroom full of British teenagers, spanked a birthday boy and asked him to rub cream all over her after a booking error by the teen's mother.
I am amazed that the stripper actually carried on with her job. Is there some sort of code of professional conduct where you are obligated to see your assignment through to the end, however weird it may be? I thought the fact that she was in a classroom would suffice to send her alarm bells ringing and let common sense take over, but no.... :lol:

Or maybe her apparent nonchalance suggests that this sort of thing might be more prevalent than we are aware of...? :p
 

Left Shoe

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runestar said:
I am amazed that the stripper actually carried on with her job. Is there some sort of code of professional conduct
*Raises self from dead just to laugh at this*

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: *snort* *hic* *wheeze* *choke* :rip1:
 

PCHeintz72

The Sentient Fanfic Search Engine mk II
Well... If you guys can post stuff like that, then how about this:

OTHER 'FreeCreditReportCOM Singing Commercial' uploaded by masonspeed1I had heard this on the TV about 3 days ago, and last night tracked a version down on YouTube. I'm a cynic, so this appealed since as near as I can tell, he should be lucky to survive after a stunt like that. I listened to this for at least 45 minutes straight.
 

PCHeintz72

The Sentient Fanfic Search Engine mk II
Heh... just found this by way of the ZD NET News Feeds.

Get a load of this crap:

Feed: ZDNet
Title: Democrats: Colleges must police copyright, or else?
- http://news.zdnet.com/2100-9588_22-6217943.html
Top congressional Democrats put pressure on colleges and universities to stamp out peer-to-peer piracy or lose financial aid for all their students.?
Note the point in the article about not only are they blaming the colleges, penalties would affect even students that do not own computers.
 

Left Shoe

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A couple in Washington (state) narrowly avoided, by inches, having been crushed to death ... by a cow. More.
 
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