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toraneko

Well-Known Member
#77
That was a good surprise twist ending. I was wondering why nobody beat the hell out of him. :lol:

I can't help but wonder if that's an actual conspiracy theory vid, or if it's a parody. Because, really, it makes one wonder: Where were they when Microsoft started the whole web-based email thing? Or when Yahoo! started becoming less of a search engine and more of a portal page? Or any number of other comparisons.

Online data transmission is not secure, never has been, and cannot be. Anyone thinking otherwise is either naive, foolish, or delusional.
 

PCHeintz72

The Sentient Fanfic Search Engine mk II
#78
toraneko said:
Online data transmission is not secure, never has been, and cannot be. Anyone thinking otherwise is either naive, foolish, or delusional.
Heh... there *is* that on-going study group working to convince the world to switch to a newer and secure internet.

I will note I personally agree with you.
 

Cornuthaum

Well-Known Member
#81


I need to go there.
 

jaredstar

Well-Known Member
#86
first off i must say this "for the love of god don't click on this link."

that said if you must look make sure that there is nothing that you can spill,spit or otherwise damage yourself






for those that looked i bet you wished you hadn't
 
#87
Is that? Why? Why'd you ...? What the hell were you doing when you found that!? :sick: :sick3: :sick3: :sick3:

I need brain bleach. And I need it yesterday.
 

Kayeich

Well-Known Member
#88
I'd like to ask that you delete that link, jaredstar. Seriously. That shit doesn't belong on this kind of thread. Or even this kind of board.

Honestly, when someone posts a "Don't look" link, in the kind of thread or board that this is, it's supposed to be silly, not disgusting.
 

immolo

Well-Known Member
#89
Not only was that discusting but it should have been posted in Lemon or never posted all.
 

Bjorn

Well-Known Member
#90
jaredstar said:
Double-yu Tee Eff, man. I don't wanna know what the hell you were doing looking at that, but I am damn curious as to what the hell you were smoking when the idea possessed you to link it here.
 

parker

Well-Known Member
#91
Get that shit outa here damnit! That was sick and wrong! :sick: :sick2: :sick3: :flameon: :flameon: :lonegunman:
 

jaredstar

Well-Known Member
#92
there its gone. for those of you that were sincerely offended i apologize



as to how all this came about


much like yourselves i was blindsided by it on another board that i frequent (rangerboard). after i got over the initial shock i thought to myself Who might find link at least morbidly funny the first thought was ttf. now obviously i was wrong and for that i apologize.


that said the reason i didn't put this in the lemon section is that there is nothing overtly sexual about it. its some idiot mutilating his own penis.


but as i said before i'm sorry
 

locke69

Well-Known Member
#93
jaredstar said:
much like yourselves i was blindsided by it on another board that i frequent (rangerboard).? after i got over the initial shock i thought to myself? Who might find? link at least morbidly funny? the first thought was ttf.? now obviously i was wrong and for that i apologize.

that said the reason i didn't put this in the lemon section is that there is nothing overtly sexual about it.? its some idiot mutilating? his own penis.
Okay, now I'm morbidly curious. Could you PM me the link.

And please, use the Shift key.

Edit: :sick2: I asked for it, now I'm deleting that link from my History. I feel really sorry for the plastic surgeon that has to fix that. *Goes off to look at some Kira/Cagalli doujinshi to purge the memory.*
 

Pridefall

Well-Known Member
#94
Source: http://www.hpana.com/news.20228.html

XXX

...Below is a summary of the questions and answers from tonightÆs event (paraphrased):

She was surprised that no one had ever asked her what DumbledoreÆs wand was made of. If ever asked this question she would have simply said "ItÆs made of Elder" and left it at that.

In answering a question about Neville and finding love, Jo said that he married the landlady from the Leaky Cauldron which happened to be Hannah Abbott, and that living above the Leaky Cauldron would have impressed his students at Hogwarts.

When asked why she chose Molly to kill Bellatrix she replied that she wanted to 1) show that Molly was an extremely talented witch even though she spent most of her time in the kitchen, and 2) she wanted to compare the obsession Bellatrix had with Voldemort with MollyÆs maternal love for her children.

The next question referred to what would have occurred if Arthur had died in Order of the Phoenix. Jo said that it would have changed books 5, 6 and 7 and that RonÆs character would have lost his sense of humor and taken away HarryÆs refuge at the Weasley home. She also mentioned that Ron's humor stemmed from insecurities and immaturity and that he was the last to become an adult, by facing his fears in the last book.

When eight-year-old Mia asked an Aberforth question, Jo asked her age and said that just for her the answer would be "that the goats were easy to keep clean and that they had curly horns," as the audience roared with laughter.

Now for the question that stunned the audience û Did Dumbledore love anyone? Jo started to say "I always saw Dumbledore as gay" as a hush fell on the audience followed by a excited response by all in attendance. She went on to say that she had recently read the script for Half-Blood Prince and noticed a passage in which Dumbledore recalled a past female love û she immediately crossed out the passage and added the words "Dumbledore is gay" in the margin.

When asked about parseltongue, Jo answered that Ron had mastered one sound but it wouldnÆt be a language someone could learn.

What was in DumbledoreÆs letter to the DursleyÆs in book 1 was the next question and Jo responded by saying that Petunia had wanted to go to Hogwarts and by taking in Harry she was taking in a part of the world that she never participate in.

Then next question is one that many fans have answered themselves in reference to the Basilisk and why did it not kill VoldemortÆs soul in Harry. Rowling stated that Harry was not destroyed beyond repair because Fawkes was around to heal him but later was conveniently absent when other Horcruxes were destroyed.

Jo replied that Harry did not consult with DumbledoreÆs portrait for 3 reasons: 1)The portrait was not available as it was at Hogwarts, 2) Dumbledore didnÆt want to tempt Harry with the Hallows but wanted him to learn of them slowly due to HarryÆs flaws and 3) it was too easy and there wouldnÆt be a plot.

When asked to confirm that the Death Eaters were based on the Nazis, Jo answered by saying that it was a conscience decision, people will die and that you shouldnÆt believe what your government or newspapers tell you.

When Jo reminisced about completing the first versus the last book she said that it was very similar and that her husband, who was in attendance, hated her for a few weeks because she was unbearable to live with.

After Jo had answered the initial 12 questions a spokesperson from Scholastic revealed that 4 additional questions would be asked by sweepstakes winners from the audience. First up asked if Malfoy now owed Harry a life-debt and Jo stated that there was no magical ties between the two but that Malfoy had to be forever grateful to Harry for saving his life, which is evident in the last chapter in book seven when meet at platform 9¥.

Donna, from the very top of Carnegie Hall was next in line and after sprinting down the stairwell she breathlessly asked "What was the careers after graduation of James, Lily, Sirius and Lupin?" Jo said Lupin was unemployable and impoverished because of his condition and that James, Lily and Sirius were employed full-time in the Order of the Phoenix (James was rich and thatÆs how they lived.)

When asked did Hagrid ever find love, the audience sighed and Jo responded that she should probably change her answer but that, no, he never did.

The last question of the night referred to SnapeÆs portrait and Harry and she answered that Harry would have insisted that it be hung in the headmasterÆs office at Hogwarts but that he probably would not have visited it to converse with Snape. Jo is still surprised when she reads that fans are torn about Snape and unequivocally stated that Snape was "bitter, vindictive and mean."
 

Cornuthaum

Well-Known Member
#96







XD
 

Bjorn

Well-Known Member
#97


>D


edit: Before people start flooding with motivational posters, please note that Corn taunted me with Bear Cavalry, and therefore I was forced to retaliate with Tyrannosaurs in F-14s. That is all.
 

Left Shoe

Well-Known Member
#99
Lord Raa's list of non-English words and phrases is worth more than a few :snigger:'s. :snigger:

LOL Elephants.

*still :rofl:-ing*
 
Cornuthaum, you are a very bad man. I laughed so hard at your little Reel of Lulz that I literally could not breath for an entire minute. :rofl:
 
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