A summary to forget...

Cornuthaum · May 28, 2007

So. Uhm. And what does it have to do with the Ranma 1/2 manga/anime?

Why are you asking us? Why should we care? And you're right about that, certainly.

So. First off you say that it is a blatant ripoff from the manga AND then you foreshadow a barely thought out crossover. And who the hell cares about who uploads what for whom? That's what AN are for.

Is the "myserious" challenge not to bang my head against the wall whenever I read that summary? Why should Ranma have a little brother? Why is there a name/abbreviation of someone who doesn't exist in canon in your summary?

Admitting that you fail is a sure sign that you have failed and are not interesting at all.

A scream, alright, but more of the "Oh my god why did I ahve to see this steaming pile of lame self-insert OC!".

Then that story would have nothing in common with Ranma 1/2 but the names of a few canon characters here and there.

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I should stop browsing through FFN in search for interesting fics.

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edit: stupid me, I actually continued to search for interesting fics. That one takes the cake.

Charactername from canon and Charactername from canon were told to deliver a courier package to Charactername from Canon. Unkown to them the content of the package contain top secret information regarding the attack of the Sound of a Barking Dogs in a City that is a few thousand kilometers away from canon. Can they please not deliver the package and just try to die?

-_-"""

Lord Raa · May 28, 2007

Now I understand why Random doesn't read many fics - wading through the piles of shit like that drain my will to write.

Cornuthaum · May 28, 2007

I have sinned, often, in thought and action.

It is time for my penace through torment.

With other words, this Hinata is either an OC, a SI or most likely both under the name of a canon character.

And here I was pretty sure that songfics were forbidden...

That disease is called "life" and Itachi would, helpful lad that he is, relieve Sasuke of this heavy burden with a blade.

Who is Charecters? Why is he OOC? Oh, wait, the characters are ooc! What does it have to do with canon, then?

I would glare too if I were "Destand" to anyone, whatever that means.

1.) The pairing is okay. 2.) High school + Naruto = Autofail.

We are, too. And if you've only seen a few eps of a bad dub, please say "SAW-SKE! BELIEVE IT" out loud ten times.

This is kinda like the other half of the half that is not this half but this time its the other half of the viewpoints halves - Who cares!?

Yuo is no gud englsih. Yuo deltee this plaese.

FAils by Story Title alone - is it so hard to stick to either language when naming thins!? And why do you need to spoil the entire damn story by trumpeting out the pairings!?

I have been a unfriendlynotneighbour forever, and I don't want anything, especially not a fic made of fail.

Hello summary. You scream "The Girl is an OC" at me. And I won't even read to check if she is or not.

To quote Xerxes: "You're gonna get raped", that is what will happen to Sakura. And since when does Konoha have a highschool? With desireable males in it, too, unless you count Lee?

Look another Narutp-was-raped Fic! Cool! And Sasuke will join the back-humping troupe soon! Cool!

What if you learned to write summaries without ten thousand questions? What is the reason for Sasuke being anywhere near as strong as his brother? Why did you have to mangle a cool idea (Itachi taking Sasuke with him after the slaughter) into this?

Dude, while I'm all for poisoning Orochimaru, DON'T ask "Will he have another chance?" and write SASUXSAKU DIRECTLY AFTERWARDS.

Okay, so to make Hinata "cool" and "pwnsome" you gave her something, naruto is still Naruto, Sasuke has the Mangekyo (spelled right, but why do you ask. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sharingan helps!) without having killed anyone and, oh, of course, MAJOR OC's, SINCE THEY'RE TOTALLY LIEK AWESOME!!!!1

The rain signals that the struggle is over, and god himself cries as he vaporizes the universe to eradicate this.

One night in a place that has nothing to do with the narutoverse, a lot of characters that share the looks and names of canon characters run away and learn to steal. And we get lots of 08/15 pairings, too. Woot!

When he is given as a present to the Uchiha, he will rip out his throat, put his hand through the brat's ribcage and then feast on the still-beating heart of the Uchiha while dripping its blood into his slowly glazing over eyes. Maybe just sucky?

Daily life is such a pain in the ass with a stupid SI ruining everything! Believe it!

Cold, desolate. The way I feel after wading through these summaries. Sasuke and Itachi, two people in a a setting unrelated to canon sharing names and looks with those of canon find out things about each other. Rated B for Boring early and VB for Very Boring later on.

If you are a fan of the fact that Hinata is what amounts to Konoha's royality and was home-schooled until she had to enter the academy, then you will cringe. OCs are lame, because they are OCs. Elementary school OCs.

Because a giant demon made out of chakra loves the small, frail and generally simpering useless girl. mmh-mh. Sure. And Sasuke dresses in a pink Tutu during the full moon to sacrifice live bunnies to Jashin.

Good that he's clueless about the fact that SASUKE sent him the card. Wish I were, too.

Write a proper summary, that's all...

Saying ANything would be an improvement above what you wrote here. "Definate"ly it is wise to avoid this story. Trully, you feel the emotion (hatred, rage, urge to smash and break) that you felt when you watched Naruto letting the Uke go off during the VotE.

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why do I torment myself so

Paradigm Shifter · May 28, 2007

Penance through torment of us, or yourself?

Masochistic streak?

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They were horrible. Really, really appalling. :sick2:

How do you find all of these "gems"? I've not seen summaries that bad. Maybe it has to do with the filter settings I use.

PCHeintz72 · May 28, 2007

Snorts... here is one I found just now in the FicWad.COM just in feed.

If the author did not want people to read it, and it is homework, why the heck post it.

EDIT: also on FicWad.COM's just in feed:

And this is like the first:

What I find curious, is that although it is stated it is for school, I note it is classed as erotica.

Cornuthaum · May 28, 2007

Paradigm Shifter said:

Uhm.

Naruto section.
Language: English
Rating: All
Length: All

and then I simply looked at the first 2 pages (1-50)

And, hmm, a masochistic streak might explain a few things.

Cornuthaum · May 28, 2007

Heya, it's me, Cornuthaum!

What. The. Fsck!?

*sobs quietly into his "Throatripping for Justice"-Velociraptor plushie*

*hugs his "Evisceration for Dummies"*

Paradigm Shifter · May 28, 2007

Cornuthaum said:

That explains it.

Rule Number One Of Fanfiction.net: Always Filter Out <1000 Word Stories. :lol:

...unless looking for poetry. Which I never do, because bad poetry winds me up more than bad prose.

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Where can I find that "Throatripping-for-Justice" Velociraptor? B)

I don't know whether to be traumatised by that second summary, or run screaming from that third one. :blink:

Lord Raa · May 28, 2007

I have to be honest with you all.

I don't understand what it is that would attract people to a fic with the following details.

Yes, this is my fic, but that's a terrible summary and a dubious title.

I don't have that much "brand recognition" do I?

AyanamiRei2 · May 28, 2007

It's easy, the word of mouth of a great author is more powerful than the summary written. That and we click on the link when we see Lord Raa as the author.

"Screw summary, It's Lord Raa."

nkvd · May 28, 2007

God... those summaries were so bad... I showed a few (the lot of them actually) and this was his response:

The response speak for itself.

Lord Raa · May 28, 2007

While that's true - I'll read pretty much anything from Random, Hawk, Hawker, Rx7, Shade/TenguPhule, Black Dragon - to settle things once and for all, my next summaries will be as cryptic as I can make them.

Paradigm Shifter · May 28, 2007

Lord Raa said:

Yes.

Cornuthaum · May 28, 2007

Lord Raa said:

No offense, but that summary fails as much as many of those I listed. In the case of the story it's naught but name/brand recognition, since the summary, at best, causes one to frown.

@kelenas&filter settings: two out of the thirty-odd summaries I mentioned belong to stories with less than 1k words. most of those stories rank between 1500 and 3500 words.

>_<

Lord Raa · May 28, 2007

None taken, Cornuthaum.

I know that my summaries and titles are rubbish.

I'm just amazed that I've managed to get away with it for so long.

In fact, if I had chosen to write in more popular fandoms such as Naruto (shudder) or HP (even bigger shudder), then I would have probably stopped writing a long time ago due to a lack of response to my fics - they would have been lost in a sea of... stuff.

sg377 · May 28, 2007

Poor Lunamaru...

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Every additional fic descriptor in the brackets breaks my hearrt a little more. No big surprise as to what Sasukes present might be - SURPRISE BUTTSEX!

immolo · May 28, 2007

sg377 said:

HOLY FUCK!! My eyes dear merciful god that is the scariest thing I have every seen. i going to get liberal amounts of brain bleach now and then OD on it. Why the fuck would anyone be sick enough to write that shit. I don't even want to know how badly written it is. Who here thinks we should flame both fics?

GenocideHeart · May 28, 2007

Your Faith-In-Humanity Meter obviously is still in the positive. Once it drops in the negatives, let me know...

As a rule, if it is sick shit, someone, somewhere, wrote/drew/did it.

Paradigm Shifter · May 28, 2007

immolo said:

I feel the need to agree.

The grammar! It burns!

nkvd · May 29, 2007

It gets worse...

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4. It was Sunny by Akamaru012 reviews

Naruto is a Sensei to team 7 with his students Sai, Sakura, and Sasuke. Sadly for him, everyone wants him! Even his own team! He is everyones uke! SasuNaru and other minor Naru pairings Yaoi! NOTE UP!

Nothing needs to be said here...
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8. Forgiveness rcr by rcr reviews

Sasuke has dishonor Hinata. what happens when he asks for her hand saying that what he did was out of love? Itachi comes and in a way helps Hinata...SasuHina ItaHina

Bad grammar in summary, plot straight out of Rape H-Game (I love you so I have to rape you). Plain, straight Fail...
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17. Emotional Scars by SasukesEmoLollipop

Sasuke starts to feel alone and wants nothing more than to be alone but his brother refuses to let him be. Why does he care so much? His already caused the raven so much pain. ItaSasu Uchihacest

The title should be renamed 'Designed for Mental scarring', the brain that thought up the account name should be immersed in Hydrochloric Acid.

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36. Life in the Uchiha Dynasty by yaoi415 reviews

This is the story ppl! THIS IS NOT A SASUSAKU, Def a delicious Yaoi, SasuNaru, the preview is under on my page! Ugh, had to change it to angst thanks to ch.11, its still worth reading, ENJOY!

No words can describe the utter fail that the 'Naruto' section of FFN has become...
And no, Yaoi is NOT delicious, not worth reading OR enjoying...

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I thought that was the worst of it (In the first two pages of >10 000 words), I was WRONG....

49. Kitty, Want Some Candy? by VanityWantsYou reviews

The prestigious Hatake Kakashi wishes to breed his rare albino leopard, Sasuke, with a Siberian tiger named Sakura. Too bad for him his pretty kitty already found a mate. A yummy little mixed breed named Naruto. [SasuNaru]

WTF? I did not realise that Naruto is a breeder series....

SirBino · May 29, 2007

nkvd said:

Seriously, can somebody explain the reasoning for this type of story to me? I mean, as much as I despise them, I can sort of understand the reasoning behind High School fics, but turning some of the main characters into cats? WTF?

Paradigm Shifter · May 29, 2007

SirBino said:

Obsessed with furries?

Who knows the workings of some of these people's minds'... (minds being questionable)

Just thinking about that kast one scares me... :lol:

nkvd · Jun 4, 2007

Oh God... Urge to Slit wrist of authors rising...

Why God? Why?!

....

Yes... reality so fucking sucks that they have to produce people who thinks up these kinds of.... stories...

.... now if I may excuse myself so I can lock myself in my room, curl up into a ball and cry...

Cornuthaum · Jun 4, 2007

Oh, cool, another Gang Rape fic!

I wonder what Naruto would do with those writers.... create twenty KB and show them how decidedly unpleasant their writing would be in real life?

PCHeintz72 · Jun 4, 2007

How about this one from the Neon Genesis setion on FanFiction.NET.

Scraps of Gold by Kjesta reviews
Shinji is member of a gang of street kids, Kaworu son of rich but uncaring parents. What happens when the gang attempts a raid at the Nagisa mansion and their worlds collide?
Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,801 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 6-3-07 - Published: 2-18-07

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