I noticed we don't seem to have one, so here:
Random idea thread. Not completely random, just mostly random. I'm sure you all get the idea.
I'll start.
Warning: Silliness
Yeah, I can't see canon Shirou acting this way, but I find the thought amusing.
Moderator action: adding 'FSN' to thread title -chronodekar
Random idea thread. Not completely random, just mostly random. I'm sure you all get the idea.
I'll start.
Warning: Silliness
Plainswalker Shirou said:
Ilya stood in glee on the stairs of her mansion with Berserker beside her.� Shirou, Saber, Rin, and Archer stood before her.� Rin stared at the huge servant with a slight mix of awe and fear while Saber kept stealing glances at her master, Shirou, who had a contemplative expression on his face.
"Berserker is the most powerful hero to be summoned.� If you become my subjects, you won't be killed."� Ilya spoke confidently.
She paused in confusion as Shirou pulled out one of the odd cards she had noticed in his belongings and pointed it towards Berserker.� Confusion turned to disbelief and shock as she felt her bond to Berserker fade to nothing even as everyone saw Berserker fade away.
Dumbfounded, she silently stared at Shirou.� Sensing the question, Shirou replied simply.� "Capsize, with buyback."
"Berserker is the most powerful hero to be summoned.� If you become my subjects, you won't be killed."� Ilya spoke confidently.
She paused in confusion as Shirou pulled out one of the odd cards she had noticed in his belongings and pointed it towards Berserker.� Confusion turned to disbelief and shock as she felt her bond to Berserker fade to nothing even as everyone saw Berserker fade away.
Dumbfounded, she silently stared at Shirou.� Sensing the question, Shirou replied simply.� "Capsize, with buyback."
Just because it works in a card game... said:
It was only by chance that Rin and Sakura together stumbled upon Shirou in the basement where he was doing something with an odd reptile/insectoid creature, some manner of strange alter, and an unusual rock.
Rin started, "Shirou... what is that and what are you doing to it?"
Startled, and somewhat distracted doing whatever it was he was doing, Shirou started talking before the idea of being discreet came to him.
"Well, this is a Sliver Queen.� When it absorbs mana, it reproduces.� Now normally, the mana you can feed it is limited.� But using this Heartstone eases the mana strain.� If I can then sacrifice the slivers it produces to this alter, I get twice the mana it would take to breed another sliver.� I can keep repeating this and I'll have an endless supply of slivers!"
"So you're basically using this creature as an endless baby factory?"� Rin replied a little too calmly.
"Well, I suppose so if you put it that way."
Shirou never saw the twitch or punch that soon followed, knocking him into unconsciousness.
Rin started, "Shirou... what is that and what are you doing to it?"
Startled, and somewhat distracted doing whatever it was he was doing, Shirou started talking before the idea of being discreet came to him.
"Well, this is a Sliver Queen.� When it absorbs mana, it reproduces.� Now normally, the mana you can feed it is limited.� But using this Heartstone eases the mana strain.� If I can then sacrifice the slivers it produces to this alter, I get twice the mana it would take to breed another sliver.� I can keep repeating this and I'll have an endless supply of slivers!"
"So you're basically using this creature as an endless baby factory?"� Rin replied a little too calmly.
"Well, I suppose so if you put it that way."
Shirou never saw the twitch or punch that soon followed, knocking him into unconsciousness.
Moderator action: adding 'FSN' to thread title -chronodekar