Naruto Funny Fanfic quotes
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here a the proceeding parts clear a lot up
Essentially Naruto figures otu a way to Kawrimi with his clones anywhere but without a exact replica kawrimi anybody else is a huge chakra waste... so he has a henge clone into the subject eh wants to switch places with...
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oh and linkies! <a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6422690/2/Glaring_Problems' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6422690/2/Glaring_Problems</a>
Essentially Naruto figures otu a way to Kawrimi with his clones anywhere but without a exact replica kawrimi anybody else is a huge chakra waste... so he has a henge clone into the subject eh wants to switch places with...
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oh and linkies! <a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6422690/2/Glaring_Problems' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6422690/2/Glaring_Problems</a>
I commission a fic where this is true. The Yondaime had an even bigger love of BOOM than Dei and before the took out the Kyuubi in giant mushroom cloud he condenced all of his spare BOOM into his only son so that his beloved explosions could live on and make sure that any one who annoyed him didn't.
"Your eye, sensei?"
Naruto looked up at his silver haired teacher, who tapped his covered Sharingan eye, "It was in the war with the Rock village. My team, Shimato Rin, Uchiha Obito. We were on a mission and Rin got captured. Our sensei, the Yondaime couldn't help, as he was off completing his own part in the mission."
Kakashi stared at the door of the medic area, lost in memories, "I wanted to continue the mission and abandon Rin. Obito insisted we go back, he couldn't believe that I would abandon Rin for the sake of the missionà but I would have. He went back, I followed. We saved Rin but Obito was caught by an attack from the enemy ninja and he was crushed. I had lost my eye in the process."
"Senseià"
"My best friend died, Naruto." Kakashi continued, "Rin could have died as wellà I was lucky to only lose an eye. As Obito laid there, half covered by rocks, he insisted I take his newly awakened Sharingan to replace my own eye."
"Howà?"
"Rin did the transplant." Kakashi's voice was toneless, "Our sensei made it to us by way of a special kunai he had given me."
"What?" Naruto was confused, "What do you mean, a kunai?"
"Have you heard of Hiraishin no Jutsu, Naruto?" Kakashi asked.
"Yeahà" Naruto scratched his head, "It was the Fourth Hokage's signature attack, but I don't know what it did."
"It used a paper seal to transport the user to the seal's location. When my sensei would wrap it around a kunai, he could throw the kunai and then appear in its location."
"Amazingà" Naruto was awed, thinking about the possibilities of such a jutsu. "Can you do that, Kakashi-sensei?"
"No, unfortunately." Kakashi laughed sadly, "He died before teaching anyone else the technique, or even writing it down."
"What!" Naruto scowled, "He didn't even write it down anywhere!"
"We were just getting out of a war, Naruto." Kakashi explained, "My sensei couldn't be there to help us save Rin because at the same time he killing over forty enemy ninja at once with that technique. Would you write down a technique that powerful? A paper can't fight back, it can be stolen."
"Butà" Naruto whined, "I wanna learn it!"
"Naruto," Kakashi sighed, "Do you understand the point of my story?"
"There was a point?" Naruto questioned, "I thought you just wanted to tell me that life sucks for everyone. Oh, and that Sakura-chan should become a medic-nin so when Sasuke-teme dies I can take his eyes."
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Naruto looked up at his silver haired teacher, who tapped his covered Sharingan eye, "It was in the war with the Rock village. My team, Shimato Rin, Uchiha Obito. We were on a mission and Rin got captured. Our sensei, the Yondaime couldn't help, as he was off completing his own part in the mission."
Kakashi stared at the door of the medic area, lost in memories, "I wanted to continue the mission and abandon Rin. Obito insisted we go back, he couldn't believe that I would abandon Rin for the sake of the missionà but I would have. He went back, I followed. We saved Rin but Obito was caught by an attack from the enemy ninja and he was crushed. I had lost my eye in the process."
"Senseià"
"My best friend died, Naruto." Kakashi continued, "Rin could have died as wellà I was lucky to only lose an eye. As Obito laid there, half covered by rocks, he insisted I take his newly awakened Sharingan to replace my own eye."
"Howà?"
"Rin did the transplant." Kakashi's voice was toneless, "Our sensei made it to us by way of a special kunai he had given me."
"What?" Naruto was confused, "What do you mean, a kunai?"
"Have you heard of Hiraishin no Jutsu, Naruto?" Kakashi asked.
"Yeahà" Naruto scratched his head, "It was the Fourth Hokage's signature attack, but I don't know what it did."
"It used a paper seal to transport the user to the seal's location. When my sensei would wrap it around a kunai, he could throw the kunai and then appear in its location."
"Amazingà" Naruto was awed, thinking about the possibilities of such a jutsu. "Can you do that, Kakashi-sensei?"
"No, unfortunately." Kakashi laughed sadly, "He died before teaching anyone else the technique, or even writing it down."
"What!" Naruto scowled, "He didn't even write it down anywhere!"
"We were just getting out of a war, Naruto." Kakashi explained, "My sensei couldn't be there to help us save Rin because at the same time he killing over forty enemy ninja at once with that technique. Would you write down a technique that powerful? A paper can't fight back, it can be stolen."
"Butà" Naruto whined, "I wanna learn it!"
"Naruto," Kakashi sighed, "Do you understand the point of my story?"
"There was a point?" Naruto questioned, "I thought you just wanted to tell me that life sucks for everyone. Oh, and that Sakura-chan should become a medic-nin so when Sasuke-teme dies I can take his eyes."
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