Akamatsuverse Idea Time!

Lord Raa

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The rest of the Molmol Royal Family would be as canon, it's just the King that's like the Duke of Edinburgh.
 

PCHeintz72

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Lord Raa said:
Another idea for you.

What if the King of Molmol was like a certain member of the House of Windsor?


Can you not see the humour in him visiting the Inn and asking all sorts of awkward questions?

King Su> So you're this "ronin", eh? Well, where's your sword? Aren't you supposed to be wandering the countryside looking for work?
Keitaro> ....


King Su> Ah, you're that Naru person, who keeps beating up Keitaro. I've always wanted to know what's it like to be a man-hating lesbian. What's your stance on dildos? I mean you gave up the cock, so surely you shouldn't be using them on principle.
Naru> *Blushing furiously* I-I'm not a lesbian!
King Su> Oh. Never mind then.
The way you had that worded, I thought you were referring to the comedy movie King Ralph. While I realize with a simple glance that is not what you meant (plus it not England you refered to), well..

How about it, a King Ralph/Love Hina crossover or fusion.

I can think of a couple different scenarios

MolMol with Ralph as King, having taken over several years earlier.

Alternatively, MolMol without a king (big brother gone as well, and perhaps Amalla), and it being some wierd law there must be a king, not a prince, or princess.

Alternatively, Ralph as King of england still, and instead of Zambeze, it is MolMol he has to deal with, and Su/Keitaro reps, or Hinata as the negotiations site.
 

MnemoD

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Raawrels......

If no one understood that, that's perfectly acceptabel.

This fic is made of emotionally unstable win, we shall see....

To add a bit more to the Les-Quest!

King:
"So, you're that "Swordswoman" Motoko, who keeps beating up the landlord, and sleeping with my daughter at night,? are you gentle?"

Motoko:
"Whaat?!"

King:
"Are you a gentle lover?? I don't mind if my daughter is in a lesbian relationship, but do you use your 'sword' to play?"

Motoko:
"Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, Pervert!"
What makes it better? She couldn't hurt him, because he's King, baby, and it's good to be king.
 

Mereo Flere

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What if, during Motoko's first fight with Tsuruko in the Hot Spring, Keitaro had drawn the Hina Blade to protect her?
 

Lord Raa

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Just had another idea.

Stemming from my post in the "Great Manager Mitsune" thread, I thought "what if Granny Hina was that cruel?"

Yes, Granny Hina is actually an evil old woman

She insisted on Keitaro taking over the Inn so the girls would suffer many indignities.

She changed the identity of the "Promise Girl" to Naru just so Keitaro would be beaten.

A dark ideas to be sure, but hey, it could work if someone was able to give her House quality dialogue and something that made the others put up with her.

Like what? ..... Money? Perhaps she's stinking rich - like Yoshitaka from He is My Master...

Or maybe she's related to the Imperial family?

I dunno, I'm just making this shit up as I go! :p
 

runestar

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Actually, Keitaro was the one who ended suffering all those indignities.... :p

Yeah, maybe she is just an old, cranky sadist... :lol:
 

Lord Raa

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Another brace of ideas from your fiend.


First up, this came from GH mentioning that Tsuruko had a warped sense of humour.

Well, what if she loved pranking and tormenting people?

Her biggest prank yet?

Convincing Motoko that she was married!


Yeah, I know. Sadistic.

Next up: What if Molmolian males were also affected by the Red Moon? Perhaps they found themselves extra fertile? Maybe instead of aging, they "de-age" ?

Hmm, that idea is dangerously close to having a horny MILF/Shota orgy.

And that's for someone else to write :p



And finally, what if Tsusuko's husband was actually the King of Molmol? Which fanon incarnation is up for debate, but I think the "And That's Terrible" version (or similar) should be hilarious :p

But it would to much if it was combined with the prankster!Tsuruko ......
 

rootathell

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Lord Raa said:
And finally, what if Tsusuko's husband was actually the King of Molmol? Which fanon incarnation is up for debate, but I think the "And That's Terrible" version (or similar) should be hilarious :p

But it would to much if it was combined with the prankster!Tsuruko ......
What if he was Ataru Moroboshi (Urusai Yatsura)

...Sagara Souske (FMP (Fumoffu))
...Tenchi Masaki
...Vash :huh!:
...Alucard :huh!: :huh!:
...Satonaka Ikko (Amaenaide yo)
...Negi (Mahou Sensei Negima)
...Ryo Saeba (The City Hunter)
...Kyon (Haruhi is still around)
...Justy Ueki Tylor (Irresponsible Captain Tylor)

Damn, so many possibilities, so little time
 

ThreadWeaver

Beware of Dog. Cat not trustworthy either.
rootathell said:
Lord Raa said:
And finally, what if Tsusuko's husband was actually the King of Molmol? Which fanon incarnation is up for debate, but I think the "And That's Terrible" version (or similar) should be hilarious :p

But it would to much if it was combined with the prankster!Tsuruko ......
What if he was Ataru Moroboshi (Urusai Yatsura)

...Sagara Souske (FMP (Fumoffu))
...Tenchi Masaki
...Vash :huh!:
...Alucard :huh!: :huh!:
...Satonaka Ikko (Amaenaide yo)
...Negi (Mahou Sensei Negima)
...Ryo Saeba (The City Hunter)
...Kyon (Haruhi is still around)
...Justy Ueki Tylor (Irresponsible Captain Tylor)

Damn, so many possibilities, so little time
Negi?? holy crap...

But..........

What if Negi's father left England to be betrothed to Tsuruko as part of a good-faith joining of east and west magic?

Nagi didn't want his clumsy son Negi to follow the dangerous way of the sword, so he left him in the care of family in England and moved to Japan.

Motoko is livid because not only did her sister marry a gaijin, she married a magical one. Being raised with the sword she wasn't exposed to the world of magic her sister was...
 

rootathell

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Nope, Negi

...simply because of shota!Tsuruko and Negi erasing her panties at their first meeting (Cue Tsuruko grabbing onto Negi and begin to purr "My, how forward you are")

That, and the WTF!Moment when the two show up at Hinata and find out that Motoko's older sister is married to a boy, who is Shinobu's age
 

knight_of_ni

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Having Tsuroko married to Vash would explain her hatred of men... hey, he may be a pacifist but he is a womanizer.

Alucard? sheer wtf factor, but it could be done; though, it would end up with Motoko afraid of men, not hating them... or maybe she is but she seems other men as weaker than her and therefore not threatening and takes out her frustration on them.
 

DhampyrX2

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Lord Raa said:
Hi again. Bad news, I've had another idea...


This one is basically a "what if Kitsune's family were traditionally minded like Motoko's and she had to escape an unwanted arranged marriage?"

We don't know much about Kitsune's family, so it's not outside the realm of possibility that she's been granted a lot of freedom or that she decided that she wants to make a life for herself without her oppressive family suffocating her.

The potential suitors would be like Kuno. Yeah, sure he's stinking rich, but would you want to deal with his idiocy everyday.

And that's assuming that he's faithful to her and not chasing after other women like that mysterious pigtailed girl, or worse still - Motoko.

Keitaro Urashima might be a clumsy pauper, but he's not Tatewaki Kuno.

And that's a big plus if you ask me.

What if her family decide that Kitsune isn't misleading them and they want to have an omiai with Keitaro and Haruka (since she's Keitaro's most only available family representative)?

I only thought about this since people were complaining about a lack of Keitaro/Kitsune fics.

Thoughts?
Technically speaking Keitaro isn't that bad off finacially. He legally owns the Hinata Sou IIRC, and with what land costs in Japan that means Granny Hina left him a healthy nest egg to keep warm in his lap. In fact Kitsune could use that for her argument on his suitability as a husband. He already owns the Inn where she lives, and the Hinata Sou isn't that small to begin with, has its own onsen, etc. Konno-chan is just manipulative enough to spin things to make Keitaro look like gold, especially when compared the the mental instability of the Kuno family.
 

kevinasher

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rootathell said:
Nope, Negi

...simply because of shota!Tsuruko and Negi erasing her panties at their first meeting (Cue Tsuruko grabbing onto Negi and begin to purr "My, how forward you are")

That, and the WTF!Moment when the two show up at Hinata and find out that Motoko's older sister is married to a boy, who is Shinobu's age
YES!
 

Lord Raa

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Something that was inspired by the Nude Hina thread.

What if Naru was an attention whore?

While it has been stated that she likes being the centre of Keitaro's attention, what if she started to crave it like it was an addiction and starts to do more and more outlandish things to get and keep it?

Things like "accidentally" leaving her underwear out in plain sight while studying with Keitaro in her room.

I know that it will be considered OoC by some, if not all of you, but them's the breaks.

Of course, one question that arises is "what do the others think about this?"

Is it a change in Naru's behaviour? Perhaps she did silly things in an attempt to get Seta's attention?

You know, falling down and showing him what colour her panties are.

And what of Kitsune and Kaolla? They're not exactly shy when it comes to their bodies, and they both like Keitaro.

As always, I'm making this shit up as I go. Let me know what y'all think.
 

SimmyC

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Depends on how you write it I guess. If you give sufficient reason why so and so character is OOC, than that would be fine. After all, a little OOCness is fine.

And in this idea, I could see Naru being written like that, while still in character for the most part. Of course that takes a skillful writer. If we can only find one... ;)
 

Lord Raa

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I know what you mean, Simmy.

We all know that the person who started this thread isn't a very good writer.
 

Terdwilicker

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Attention whore, like in His and Her Circumstances? Meh... I could sorta see that, but you'd have to write it from her perspective, preening at the attention, and worrying that she's not getting enough.

There IS a nice progression from LH to H&HC to Onegai Teacher if you think in terms of adult relationship questions. The spats in OT are surprisingly TRUE to reality. So it could make sense, just adds another dimension to Naru's motivations. And makes her that much more childish, actually.
 

Lord Raa

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After writing some more for Smell the Glove, I was struck by the idea of "What if Haruka had a slightly different relationship with Keitaro?"

In that Haruka had decided a while ago that:

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While this isn't a new premise in itself, I recall seeing it in Family Affair, what if she was more like Kanako in the way she looked out for Keitaro?

For example:

Naru: Naru punch!
Keitaro: *sailing through the air* But it was an accident!
Haruka: Naru-chan, there's something that we need to discuss.
Naru: There is? Ok, but have you seen Motoko anywhere lately?
Haruka: I think that she's in her room. She didn't look to well earllier.

(Cut to Motoko in her room, trying to deal with being on the wrong end of 15 IBRC certification)

Motoko: I-I'm sorry, Haruka-sama, I didn't mean to hurt Urashim like that...





Yeah, it's not great, but you'll get over it, I certainly have :p
 

Lord Raa

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Well, it is just a rough outline, and I would have to be careful not to effectively write the same fic - Haruka isn't exactly reluctant to do things with Keitaro in Smell the Glove :p


Also, what other changes are there to this world?

I mean, are we talking a reverse Bel Air situation here in the Keitaro's parents got scared when they saw how Haruka was was looking at their boy?

What of Kanako? Since this deviant Haruka is taking up part of her role/characterisation, does that mean that she's somewhat indifferent to Keitaro?

What do the other residents think of this relationship? Is it out in the open or are they keeping things under wraps

When should this be set and when did Haruka decide that she likes Keitaro a little too much?

All these things and more need to be worked out before I can write moar, you know.
 
Lord Raa said:
What of Kanako? Since this deviant Haruka is taking up part of her role/characterisation, does that mean that she's somewhat indifferent to Keitaro?
For injustice, I propose that both Kanako and Haruka want to get into Keitaro's trousers. Furthermore, they're willing to share.
 

Ura Mamoru

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Incest... Win
Threesome... Win

Incestuous threesome...
Win^2!

Enough said
 

alansg

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Lord Raa said:
When should this be set and when did Haruka decide that she likes Keitaro a little too much?
What about when Seta gave Haruka his collection of ancient artifacts? A young Keitaro can try to console her and say something innocent like "... and if you can't find another person, you can marry me!".

Or something like that.
 
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