Naruto Laying the Smackethdown
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Oi, Don't be to hard razing the new guy. Look at his joined date. He doesn't know the Rule yet.
Soo, I'll tell you one rule you should not do, if you are not the creator of a thread, Khellan. Do not post on a thread if the last date on that thread is more than 1 month old. We call it Necro, especially if your post contents was only request for Mo4r. It is considered unpolite in this forum. I am willing to give you the benefit of doubt, considering you are just joining today. But at the future, please do not do it again.Some of us at the forum are rabid Necro Hater, and usually flaming the necroers with words that can be considered amunition for a Battleship main gun.
So, don't do it again, kay. And Khellan, welcome to TFF. Please leave your sanity at the door, and prepare for The Hivemind. And some Loli Kitsune pic as Sacrifice. B) B) B)
Soo, I'll tell you one rule you should not do, if you are not the creator of a thread, Khellan. Do not post on a thread if the last date on that thread is more than 1 month old. We call it Necro, especially if your post contents was only request for Mo4r. It is considered unpolite in this forum. I am willing to give you the benefit of doubt, considering you are just joining today. But at the future, please do not do it again.Some of us at the forum are rabid Necro Hater, and usually flaming the necroers with words that can be considered amunition for a Battleship main gun.
So, don't do it again, kay. And Khellan, welcome to TFF. Please leave your sanity at the door, and prepare for The Hivemind. And some Loli Kitsune pic as Sacrifice. B) B) B)
You raised my hopes and then crushed them. You may not have done it purposely but you have earned my irritation. So I have to say, DAMN YOU.
Now that the necessary release of emotions has been completed, welcome to TFF and just a suggestion but you should try and get lemon access or you won't get the full TFF experience and click the pic in my sig and play Billy vs Snakeman. Awesome game that also must be experienced!
Now that the necessary release of emotions has been completed, welcome to TFF and just a suggestion but you should try and get lemon access or you won't get the full TFF experience and click the pic in my sig and play Billy vs Snakeman. Awesome game that also must be experienced!
. You should just PM every newly registered member and ask them to click your link.You know, I really like some of the ideas that people have had for Naruto's personalities. Myself, against the Sound Four, I would have gone with the Four Faces of Foley (Mic Foley for Jirobo, Cactus Jack for Kidomaru, Dude Love for Tayuya, and Mankind for Sakon and Ukon).
As for the Konohamaru Corps as DX, that's actually scary. I have the 15th anniversary of RAW DVD and I could just see them being Triple H, Shawn Michels, and Chyna.
Also, what about Carlito? I could just see Naruto with an apple doing Carlito's signature move: 'I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool.' :snigger:
As for the Konohamaru Corps as DX, that's actually scary. I have the 15th anniversary of RAW DVD and I could just see them being Triple H, Shawn Michels, and Chyna.
Also, what about Carlito? I could just see Naruto with an apple doing Carlito's signature move: 'I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool.' :snigger:
Because this thread is sorely lacking in pomp and circumstance.
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Genma Shiranui was excited, though he didn’t show it. Naruto had asked him to interview a brand new persona he’d developed, and Genma couldn’t wait to see what the unpredictable ninja had up his sleeve this time. All he knew was 1) the name, and 2) this new incarnation of Naruto’s was a snappy dresser.
“I’m here with Macho Man Naruto Uzumaki,†Genma said into a microphone. They were standing in front of a video camera, which just so happened to be broadcasting this interview throughout the village. “First, may I say, I love the bandana. Second, I’d just like to say we’re happy you decided to have your first match here, in Konoha’s Chunin Exam finals.â€
“Oh yeah!†Naruto began. He was dressed outlandishly, even for him. He had on an orange coat with pink stars, over a pink shirt with orange stars. His pants were equally garish with one leg orange and one leg pink, more stars of the opposing color going up the side. The bandana that Genma referred to was, naturally, orange with pink stars. Finally, he had on a pair of purple shades that completely covered his eyes (and nearly the entire top of his face). The lenses were a completely opaque yellow, with a few purple stars to top it all off.
“Macho Madness is here, yeah, here in Konoha. It’s sweeping the country, no, the world, and it’s finally here in the city of leaves, yeah! Macho Madness is gonna take you high, Mean Gen, high in the sky. Sky’s the limit and space is the place, dig it?†Naruto exclaimed in a deep, gravely voice, accompanied by varied hand motions.
“Uh, right,†Genma said, eyes going back and forth, “But let me ask you about the Chunin Exams, Macho Man. Your opponent is Neji Hyuuga of the Hyuuga clan. Do you have a strategy going into this fight, or are you just planning to wing it?â€
Naruto stroked the beard that was covering his lower face. “Neji Hyuuga, Neji Hyuuga, well lemme tell you something, Neji Hyuuga,†he said, jabbing a finger at the camera. “In one month’s time, I gotcha, Neji Hyuuga! I gotcha in the danger zone, yeah, the danger zone. East of the land of Earth, west of Kiri, south of Mars, and north of Hell!â€
Genma was trying to hide his amusement. “I know you’re the most surprising ninja in the ranks Macho, but many people out there think Neji may be too tough even for you. What do you have to say to that?†he inquired.
“Oh wow, people underestimating the Macho Man,†Naruto said with a nearly off the charts amount of sarcasm. “Guess I’m gonna have to remind them who they’re dealing with, yeah.†He flexed towards the camera. “You’re looking at the tip of the top, the cream of the crop. The tower of power, too sweet to be sour, funky like a monkey, the man of the hour, yeah! I am the best of the best, and to hell with the rest! That includes you, Neji Hyuuga!â€
“We’re nearly out of time here, Macho Man, but before we go, I have to ask, what’s with all the stars?†Genma asked
“Well, nice of you to ask, Mean Gen. These stars here,†Naruto motioned up and down his body, “are a preview of things to come, yeah. So take a good look, Neji Hyuuga, because in one month’s time, all you’re gonna be seeing are stars, yeah! First star to the left, second star to the right and straight on til morning! I’m gonna knock you all the way to neverland, tinkerbell! Neverland, yeah, but don’t you worry Peter Pan, you won’t be alone, no no,†Naruto waved a finger, “I’m coming with you, Captain Hook! I’m the crocodile, yeah, and your time’s coming up. Tick tock, Neji Hyuuga, tick tock,†Naruto said, before walking out of the camera’s viewpoint.
“A strong statement from the Macho Man,†Genma said into the camera. “Now-â€
He was cut off by Naruto leaning his head back into view. “Tick tock, yeah!â€
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Genma Shiranui was excited, though he didn’t show it. Naruto had asked him to interview a brand new persona he’d developed, and Genma couldn’t wait to see what the unpredictable ninja had up his sleeve this time. All he knew was 1) the name, and 2) this new incarnation of Naruto’s was a snappy dresser.
“I’m here with Macho Man Naruto Uzumaki,†Genma said into a microphone. They were standing in front of a video camera, which just so happened to be broadcasting this interview throughout the village. “First, may I say, I love the bandana. Second, I’d just like to say we’re happy you decided to have your first match here, in Konoha’s Chunin Exam finals.â€
“Oh yeah!†Naruto began. He was dressed outlandishly, even for him. He had on an orange coat with pink stars, over a pink shirt with orange stars. His pants were equally garish with one leg orange and one leg pink, more stars of the opposing color going up the side. The bandana that Genma referred to was, naturally, orange with pink stars. Finally, he had on a pair of purple shades that completely covered his eyes (and nearly the entire top of his face). The lenses were a completely opaque yellow, with a few purple stars to top it all off.
“Macho Madness is here, yeah, here in Konoha. It’s sweeping the country, no, the world, and it’s finally here in the city of leaves, yeah! Macho Madness is gonna take you high, Mean Gen, high in the sky. Sky’s the limit and space is the place, dig it?†Naruto exclaimed in a deep, gravely voice, accompanied by varied hand motions.
“Uh, right,†Genma said, eyes going back and forth, “But let me ask you about the Chunin Exams, Macho Man. Your opponent is Neji Hyuuga of the Hyuuga clan. Do you have a strategy going into this fight, or are you just planning to wing it?â€
Naruto stroked the beard that was covering his lower face. “Neji Hyuuga, Neji Hyuuga, well lemme tell you something, Neji Hyuuga,†he said, jabbing a finger at the camera. “In one month’s time, I gotcha, Neji Hyuuga! I gotcha in the danger zone, yeah, the danger zone. East of the land of Earth, west of Kiri, south of Mars, and north of Hell!â€
Genma was trying to hide his amusement. “I know you’re the most surprising ninja in the ranks Macho, but many people out there think Neji may be too tough even for you. What do you have to say to that?†he inquired.
“Oh wow, people underestimating the Macho Man,†Naruto said with a nearly off the charts amount of sarcasm. “Guess I’m gonna have to remind them who they’re dealing with, yeah.†He flexed towards the camera. “You’re looking at the tip of the top, the cream of the crop. The tower of power, too sweet to be sour, funky like a monkey, the man of the hour, yeah! I am the best of the best, and to hell with the rest! That includes you, Neji Hyuuga!â€
“We’re nearly out of time here, Macho Man, but before we go, I have to ask, what’s with all the stars?†Genma asked
“Well, nice of you to ask, Mean Gen. These stars here,†Naruto motioned up and down his body, “are a preview of things to come, yeah. So take a good look, Neji Hyuuga, because in one month’s time, all you’re gonna be seeing are stars, yeah! First star to the left, second star to the right and straight on til morning! I’m gonna knock you all the way to neverland, tinkerbell! Neverland, yeah, but don’t you worry Peter Pan, you won’t be alone, no no,†Naruto waved a finger, “I’m coming with you, Captain Hook! I’m the crocodile, yeah, and your time’s coming up. Tick tock, Neji Hyuuga, tick tock,†Naruto said, before walking out of the camera’s viewpoint.
“A strong statement from the Macho Man,†Genma said into the camera. “Now-â€
He was cut off by Naruto leaning his head back into view. “Tick tock, yeah!â€
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Since Vesvius hasn't touched this thread in nearly six years, aaaaaand it's a week until the thirtieth anniversary of the greatest spectacle in Sports Entertainment, I feel the very strong urge to contribute. Been a long time since I posted writing, or posted period. Still, I plan to make the most of it by trying to post one or two snippets each day up to Wrestlemania. It also doesn't follow Vesvius' stated headcanon earlier in the thread. Oh, well. The show must go on, as they say.
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After Naruto had trounced the Sound Spidernin with one of his many personas(and Neji's help), the rescue team had moved on sans Hyuuga branch member. Neji had declared himself to be the one best suited to escort the captive back to Konoha, as Naruto was the only other member of the team that could break Kidomaru's webbing, and the blond needed to conserve his strength.
Catching up to the Otonin was easier with less people, and they were soon greeted by the grey haired sickly looking nin. His purple lips were curved in a creepy grin.
"You Konoha trash aren't going anywhere." The Otonin stated matter of factly.
Naruto growled in frustration. "Dammit, we don't have time for more goons."
Kiba stepped forward. "Let's triple team him! You, me, and Akamaru! It'll make things quicker." His grin was positively feral, while the ninken growled at his feet.
The grin soon slid off Kiba's face, as the Otonin sprouted another head from his shoulder which spoke.
"I think you'll find that harder than you assume. We need to finish this quickly, Sakon. We don't want to fail and upset Orochimaru-sama." The second head growled commandingly.
Sakon turned to his brother. "Come on, Ukon, don't be so hasty. I wanna toy with them a little before we kill them all." Exasperation clearly evident his voice.
"No. We don't have time. We need to succeed for Kimmimaro-sama and Orochimaru-sama." Ukon argued back. "Now let's-"
His command was cut off as the screaming of a set of fireworks filled the air and a set of pyros lit off towards where the Konoha nin once stood.
Get up Get up Get uuuuuupp Get up Get up Get up Drop the Bombshell
As the music blared throughout the forest Sakon and Ukon were met with the strange sight of Naruto, Kiba, and Akamaru transformed before their eyes(for Shikamaru was hiding in the trees to pick his spot if needed.)
Naruto was a tall portly man in camo printed clothing and a blond buzzcut wearing some cokebottle glasses. Kiba was now black as a cloud nin, also fat and clothed in camo print, with a bald head and wearing the same glasses. Akamaru finished out the ensemble transformed into a scrawny blond white nin clad in a black sleeveless shirt and camo pants.
Shikamaru watched the surprise flare across the brothers faces before they rapidly spit apart and jumped to their second level of curse seal. Their oni-like appearance was unsettling to the shadow user who was bunkering in to his hiding spot for the long haul.
...Until his hiding spot suddenly became an announce table with two Naruto clones transformed into Good Ol' JR and The King, much to his shock and subsequent chagrin.
"Oh my god, JR! It' Team 3D!" King exclaimed loudly, causing the Nara teen to stick his pinky in his ear and try to clear the ringing out.
"That's right, King. Team 3D is here and they look ready to kick some ass. With us here today is special guest commentator, Nara Shikamaru. Shikamaru, your thoughts on this match?" JR turned to the Nara, who stared blankly back before sighing.
"This way too troublesome." He replied, shaking his head.
"That it is, Shikamaru." JR stated, totally missing the Nara's point."Team 3D is one of the best tag teams in history. These Otonin are gonna be hard pressed to beat these men here today. You can see it in their eyes."
The three transformed Konoha nin quickly went to work on the two enemy shinobi, who were at a loss at how to counter the rough knuckle style the three opponents used.
"These guys are getting manhandled, JR!" King declared. "They should just give up now."
"That doesn't look likely, as they start to make a comeback!" JR called, with the Sound shinobi starting to fight back, with one of them jumping into Naruto. "My god, King! That's sickening! He's fused with Naruto."
Naruto's pained gurgles were soon counter-acted by Kiba kicking him in the balls, as the Sound nin jumped out screaming bloody murder and holding his crotch. As Naruto dropped to his knees cupping his own jewels, the screaming nin fell on his back.
"How in the hell did that work, JR?!" King cried, causing Shikamaru to stick his pinky in his ear again. It also brought his ire up enough to actually comment on the matter.
"When they were fused, they were sharing Naruto's body. Which meant they would feel the same pain." The shadow user stated, a slight edge in his voice as he glared tiredly at King.
"That's makes sense, Shikamaru. Kiba and Naruto are pretty close. Almost like brothers, and Kiba had to have sensed what his partner needed." JR claimed with a nod of his head, wide brimmed hat dipping low.
While Akamaru got his second wind and went to town on the other brother, Naruto crawled over to the downed enemy nin and pinned his arms with his knees, taking his opponents legs and pulling them up and apart.
Kiba, as if by instinct had climbed on top of the highest point he could find, and flung himself headfirst into the Sound nin's crotch. It was as if to add insult to injury for the first time, and the nin could only wimper.
"Ooh, that's gotta hurt, King. Like rubbing salt in the wound, Team 3D is dominating this bout. Makes you wonder what Orochimaru is thinking, sending such unseasoned competitors against world class shinobi like Team 3D." JR exclaimed.
"I dunno, JR, but it looks like Akamaru is just destroying the other Sound Nin. Which one is that, Sakon? Ukon? I can't tell em apart, JR!" King babbled, causing Shikamaru to snort.
"That's Sakon. His horn is on the left, Ukon's is on the right." Shikamaru threw in, yawning disinterestedly.
"Right you are, Shikamaru and it looks like the fight is winding down, as Team 3D is picking themselves up while the opposition lays dazed. Can they capitalize?" JR monologued.
It was at this point that Naruto turned to look at his old academy friend. "Kiba!"
The boy's black head snapped towards Naruto, whose wild eyed look put a sadistic smile on his face. "Get the tables?"
Naruto nodded emphatically. "GET THE TABLES!"
The mighty war cry was met with the scrambling of the three Leaf nin, looking for the aforementioned dinner surface receptacle.
"Oh my, King. I think that Team 3D might be getting extreme here tonight!" JR called, as the three Leaf shinobi came back with foldout office tables(don't ask where they got them).
As the three nin set up several tables, the Sound nin began to stir. Ukon was the first to his feet, and as he was still wracked with pain in his family jewels he failed to notice Kiba until it was too late.
The ebony skinned shinobi had lifted him up by his knees over a conveniently placed table as Naruto leaped up and grabbed the Sound nin by the neck. The blond proceeded to let gravity do the rest as all three bodies came down, with Ukon breaking the table and his neck upon landing. Ukon reverted to his normal state as his head lolled sickeningly.
"Kami Almighty, what an impact! The Delinquent Death Drop, King!" JR cried, causing Shikamaru to have to clear his other ear.
"It's one of the most devastating combos out there, JR. Add in a table, and you've got a recipe for broken bodies!" King declared.
"And look here, King! Akamaru getting him some!" JR exclaimed, pointing towards Akamaru. The transformed ninken had gotten Sakon in a headlock.
The ninken then proceeded to run towards a tree and use it as a springboard to swing around and lead Sakon into a Facebuster through another table. The Sound nin reverted back to his normal state and did not get back up.
"And that's all she wrote, King." JR stated, turning to his broadcast partner. "What a match. I never thought I'd see the day when Team 3D came to our neck of the woods."
"Me too, JR. I was especially excited about the part where-" Shikamaru dispelled the two clones with impunity for putting him through that when he could have been napping while the testosterone twins and their dog pounded on the opposition. He was intrigued that Kiba and Akamaru got roped into Naruto's transformation, but then he remembered that Kin chick from his match with Garra at the Chunin Exams, and deemed it as only slightly still interesting.
As he left his hiding spot that wasn't, he came upon the now normal looking trio as Naruto and Kiba fist bumped and acted like retards. "When you're done with your bromance, we need to decide who gets to carry the garbage back to Konoha. We're pretty strapped for time."
Kiba grinned and crouched down to pat Akamaru on the head. "We'll do it. You guys go ahead."
They other two ninja nodded and went to leave before Kiba called out to Naruto. When the blond turned was met with an outstreched hand. "Thanks for letting me in on the crazy persona thing. It was a rush."
Naruto blinked at Kiba a couple times before smiling brightly and grabbing his hand, shaking it furiously."
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Aaaaaaannnnd scene. Now I need to get some sleep so I can take my wife and buddy to work in the morning. Then it's laundry at my moms and WWE Network and writing more snippets all day on my day off.
RockLeeTheAwesome out.
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After Naruto had trounced the Sound Spidernin with one of his many personas(and Neji's help), the rescue team had moved on sans Hyuuga branch member. Neji had declared himself to be the one best suited to escort the captive back to Konoha, as Naruto was the only other member of the team that could break Kidomaru's webbing, and the blond needed to conserve his strength.
Catching up to the Otonin was easier with less people, and they were soon greeted by the grey haired sickly looking nin. His purple lips were curved in a creepy grin.
"You Konoha trash aren't going anywhere." The Otonin stated matter of factly.
Naruto growled in frustration. "Dammit, we don't have time for more goons."
Kiba stepped forward. "Let's triple team him! You, me, and Akamaru! It'll make things quicker." His grin was positively feral, while the ninken growled at his feet.
The grin soon slid off Kiba's face, as the Otonin sprouted another head from his shoulder which spoke.
"I think you'll find that harder than you assume. We need to finish this quickly, Sakon. We don't want to fail and upset Orochimaru-sama." The second head growled commandingly.
Sakon turned to his brother. "Come on, Ukon, don't be so hasty. I wanna toy with them a little before we kill them all." Exasperation clearly evident his voice.
"No. We don't have time. We need to succeed for Kimmimaro-sama and Orochimaru-sama." Ukon argued back. "Now let's-"
His command was cut off as the screaming of a set of fireworks filled the air and a set of pyros lit off towards where the Konoha nin once stood.
Get up Get up Get uuuuuupp Get up Get up Get up Drop the Bombshell
As the music blared throughout the forest Sakon and Ukon were met with the strange sight of Naruto, Kiba, and Akamaru transformed before their eyes(for Shikamaru was hiding in the trees to pick his spot if needed.)
Naruto was a tall portly man in camo printed clothing and a blond buzzcut wearing some cokebottle glasses. Kiba was now black as a cloud nin, also fat and clothed in camo print, with a bald head and wearing the same glasses. Akamaru finished out the ensemble transformed into a scrawny blond white nin clad in a black sleeveless shirt and camo pants.
Shikamaru watched the surprise flare across the brothers faces before they rapidly spit apart and jumped to their second level of curse seal. Their oni-like appearance was unsettling to the shadow user who was bunkering in to his hiding spot for the long haul.
...Until his hiding spot suddenly became an announce table with two Naruto clones transformed into Good Ol' JR and The King, much to his shock and subsequent chagrin.
"Oh my god, JR! It' Team 3D!" King exclaimed loudly, causing the Nara teen to stick his pinky in his ear and try to clear the ringing out.
"That's right, King. Team 3D is here and they look ready to kick some ass. With us here today is special guest commentator, Nara Shikamaru. Shikamaru, your thoughts on this match?" JR turned to the Nara, who stared blankly back before sighing.
"This way too troublesome." He replied, shaking his head.
"That it is, Shikamaru." JR stated, totally missing the Nara's point."Team 3D is one of the best tag teams in history. These Otonin are gonna be hard pressed to beat these men here today. You can see it in their eyes."
The three transformed Konoha nin quickly went to work on the two enemy shinobi, who were at a loss at how to counter the rough knuckle style the three opponents used.
"These guys are getting manhandled, JR!" King declared. "They should just give up now."
"That doesn't look likely, as they start to make a comeback!" JR called, with the Sound shinobi starting to fight back, with one of them jumping into Naruto. "My god, King! That's sickening! He's fused with Naruto."
Naruto's pained gurgles were soon counter-acted by Kiba kicking him in the balls, as the Sound nin jumped out screaming bloody murder and holding his crotch. As Naruto dropped to his knees cupping his own jewels, the screaming nin fell on his back.
"How in the hell did that work, JR?!" King cried, causing Shikamaru to stick his pinky in his ear again. It also brought his ire up enough to actually comment on the matter.
"When they were fused, they were sharing Naruto's body. Which meant they would feel the same pain." The shadow user stated, a slight edge in his voice as he glared tiredly at King.
"That's makes sense, Shikamaru. Kiba and Naruto are pretty close. Almost like brothers, and Kiba had to have sensed what his partner needed." JR claimed with a nod of his head, wide brimmed hat dipping low.
While Akamaru got his second wind and went to town on the other brother, Naruto crawled over to the downed enemy nin and pinned his arms with his knees, taking his opponents legs and pulling them up and apart.
Kiba, as if by instinct had climbed on top of the highest point he could find, and flung himself headfirst into the Sound nin's crotch. It was as if to add insult to injury for the first time, and the nin could only wimper.
"Ooh, that's gotta hurt, King. Like rubbing salt in the wound, Team 3D is dominating this bout. Makes you wonder what Orochimaru is thinking, sending such unseasoned competitors against world class shinobi like Team 3D." JR exclaimed.
"I dunno, JR, but it looks like Akamaru is just destroying the other Sound Nin. Which one is that, Sakon? Ukon? I can't tell em apart, JR!" King babbled, causing Shikamaru to snort.
"That's Sakon. His horn is on the left, Ukon's is on the right." Shikamaru threw in, yawning disinterestedly.
"Right you are, Shikamaru and it looks like the fight is winding down, as Team 3D is picking themselves up while the opposition lays dazed. Can they capitalize?" JR monologued.
It was at this point that Naruto turned to look at his old academy friend. "Kiba!"
The boy's black head snapped towards Naruto, whose wild eyed look put a sadistic smile on his face. "Get the tables?"
Naruto nodded emphatically. "GET THE TABLES!"
The mighty war cry was met with the scrambling of the three Leaf nin, looking for the aforementioned dinner surface receptacle.
"Oh my, King. I think that Team 3D might be getting extreme here tonight!" JR called, as the three Leaf shinobi came back with foldout office tables(don't ask where they got them).
As the three nin set up several tables, the Sound nin began to stir. Ukon was the first to his feet, and as he was still wracked with pain in his family jewels he failed to notice Kiba until it was too late.
The ebony skinned shinobi had lifted him up by his knees over a conveniently placed table as Naruto leaped up and grabbed the Sound nin by the neck. The blond proceeded to let gravity do the rest as all three bodies came down, with Ukon breaking the table and his neck upon landing. Ukon reverted to his normal state as his head lolled sickeningly.
"Kami Almighty, what an impact! The Delinquent Death Drop, King!" JR cried, causing Shikamaru to have to clear his other ear.
"It's one of the most devastating combos out there, JR. Add in a table, and you've got a recipe for broken bodies!" King declared.
"And look here, King! Akamaru getting him some!" JR exclaimed, pointing towards Akamaru. The transformed ninken had gotten Sakon in a headlock.
The ninken then proceeded to run towards a tree and use it as a springboard to swing around and lead Sakon into a Facebuster through another table. The Sound nin reverted back to his normal state and did not get back up.
"And that's all she wrote, King." JR stated, turning to his broadcast partner. "What a match. I never thought I'd see the day when Team 3D came to our neck of the woods."
"Me too, JR. I was especially excited about the part where-" Shikamaru dispelled the two clones with impunity for putting him through that when he could have been napping while the testosterone twins and their dog pounded on the opposition. He was intrigued that Kiba and Akamaru got roped into Naruto's transformation, but then he remembered that Kin chick from his match with Garra at the Chunin Exams, and deemed it as only slightly still interesting.
As he left his hiding spot that wasn't, he came upon the now normal looking trio as Naruto and Kiba fist bumped and acted like retards. "When you're done with your bromance, we need to decide who gets to carry the garbage back to Konoha. We're pretty strapped for time."
Kiba grinned and crouched down to pat Akamaru on the head. "We'll do it. You guys go ahead."
They other two ninja nodded and went to leave before Kiba called out to Naruto. When the blond turned was met with an outstreched hand. "Thanks for letting me in on the crazy persona thing. It was a rush."
Naruto blinked at Kiba a couple times before smiling brightly and grabbing his hand, shaking it furiously."
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Aaaaaaannnnd scene. Now I need to get some sleep so I can take my wife and buddy to work in the morning. Then it's laundry at my moms and WWE Network and writing more snippets all day on my day off.
RockLeeTheAwesome out.
Ok, so I'm a bad fanfic writer. Didn't write any other of the entries I had thought up. Life threw several curve balls this week, and I have had a lot on my mind. Regardless, Wrestlemania 30 is less than 3 hours from now and I'll be damned if I can't get this entry in before it starts.
So without further ado the conclusion to Ninjamania, because fuck writing a story in order.
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The collected crowd filling the arena stood in horrified silence as Maito Gai, the last, best hope for defeating Madara Uchiha was struck down. Despite pulling on the last Gate, even the Taijutsu master didn't measure up to the sheer power the Legendary Uchiha wielded holding the Ten Tails within his body.
"And down goes the Wild Blue Beast, Maito Gai." Kiba declared solemnly from his position at the announcers booth. Shino merely adjusted his sunglasses next to him, as the very audible buzzing of his kikaichu expressed his anxiety quite well.
As Team Gai surrounded their fallen and dying teacher, Madara raised his arms in victory, reveling in the boos of the crowd surrounding the arena. Neji merely glared out of his one remaining eye as his teammates tried to ease their sensei's passing.
"I am dissapointed in you all!" The Uchiha Icon declared. "The best and brightest of the past and present cannot stand against me. Even my own former subordinates have attempted to best me and come up short." Loud boos filled the arena once more as the people made their hatred of Madara known.
If they were all going to be enslaved to his will soon, then they were going to enjoy their last free willed moments in great defiance.
"I do not see why you continue to resist. I only wish to end all the wars." He did not shout but his words reverberated heavily throughout the arena. "There are no more challengers I presume?"
At the tense silence, the ancient Uchiha smirked. "Then it seems I take the title of Elemental Countries Champion, useless as it is to me. The only thing left for me to do is to invoke the Infinite Tsukiyomi and-"
His sentence was cut off as the chanting of monks filled the arena. A dull murmer made it's way through the assembled crowd. No one knew what to think.
As the chants continued, the monks emitting the chant began to file into the battleground in two lines. They all bore torches as they formed a path towards Madara.
The Uchiha simply raised an eyebrow, as the monks slowly came to a stop. The crowd had gotten rowdier in their curiosity.
"Waddaya think this is all about Mean Sheen?" Kiba asked, turning to his teammate. Shino's eyebrow twitched dangerously above his sunglasses. "I told you to stop calling me that, Kiba."
Kiba ignored his partner's agitation as the chanting came to a stop. The clamor in the crowd had reached a fever pitch.
Bong
The cheers from the crowd were instant and deafening. Everyone in the whole of the Elemental Countries knew what that sound meant.
"No way." Kiba stated. "He's dead, Shino. We watched him die at the Royal Rumble."
Bong
Shino shook his head. "No, Kiba. It's seems he is not." His statement was punctuated by rain starting to fall. Light at first, but it quickly began to get quite heavy. Lightning lanced the wildly through the thick clouds.
Bong
'The Torrential Rains of Ill Omen. I haven't seen this used since Hanzo still walked the earth.' Madara mused. He was quite intrigued by this theatrical display.
Bong
The dulcet tones of an acoustic guitar filled the arena, a somber tune plucked from its strings. The crowd had reached a fever pitch.
There ain't no grave can hold my body down
Mist began to fill the arena, cold and foreboding.
There ain't no grave can hold my body down
The sounds of moaning filled the arena as the random flashes of lightning revealed dozens of rotted hands tearing up from the ground.
When I hear that trumpet sound I'm gonna rise right out of the ground
Another bright flash of lightning, and his imposing form was shown to be stepping methodically up out the loose dirt, eliciting another round of frenzied cheers.
Ain't no grave can hold my body down.
Wearing a sadistic looking cloak with spiked pauldrons, and a hood covering his head, 'The Phenom' Naruto Uzumaki stepped away from the writhing hands bathed in the ethereal light illuminating his entrance point. His piercing blue eyes the only thing seen under the shadow of his hood.
Well, look way down the river and what do you think I see?
Naruto's slow, calculated pace accentuated the atmosphere surrounding the arena. As the crowd went wild, Madara focused intently on the young man he had killed not but a month and a half ago.
I see a band of Angels and they're coming after me
As Naruto passed between torches held at the ready over his head, the monks bowed low with the torches before departing into the darkness.
Ain't no grave can hold my body down.
Naruto's eyes never left Madara's as he came level
So without further ado the conclusion to Ninjamania, because fuck writing a story in order.
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The collected crowd filling the arena stood in horrified silence as Maito Gai, the last, best hope for defeating Madara Uchiha was struck down. Despite pulling on the last Gate, even the Taijutsu master didn't measure up to the sheer power the Legendary Uchiha wielded holding the Ten Tails within his body.
"And down goes the Wild Blue Beast, Maito Gai." Kiba declared solemnly from his position at the announcers booth. Shino merely adjusted his sunglasses next to him, as the very audible buzzing of his kikaichu expressed his anxiety quite well.
As Team Gai surrounded their fallen and dying teacher, Madara raised his arms in victory, reveling in the boos of the crowd surrounding the arena. Neji merely glared out of his one remaining eye as his teammates tried to ease their sensei's passing.
"I am dissapointed in you all!" The Uchiha Icon declared. "The best and brightest of the past and present cannot stand against me. Even my own former subordinates have attempted to best me and come up short." Loud boos filled the arena once more as the people made their hatred of Madara known.
If they were all going to be enslaved to his will soon, then they were going to enjoy their last free willed moments in great defiance.
"I do not see why you continue to resist. I only wish to end all the wars." He did not shout but his words reverberated heavily throughout the arena. "There are no more challengers I presume?"
At the tense silence, the ancient Uchiha smirked. "Then it seems I take the title of Elemental Countries Champion, useless as it is to me. The only thing left for me to do is to invoke the Infinite Tsukiyomi and-"
His sentence was cut off as the chanting of monks filled the arena. A dull murmer made it's way through the assembled crowd. No one knew what to think.
As the chants continued, the monks emitting the chant began to file into the battleground in two lines. They all bore torches as they formed a path towards Madara.
The Uchiha simply raised an eyebrow, as the monks slowly came to a stop. The crowd had gotten rowdier in their curiosity.
"Waddaya think this is all about Mean Sheen?" Kiba asked, turning to his teammate. Shino's eyebrow twitched dangerously above his sunglasses. "I told you to stop calling me that, Kiba."
Kiba ignored his partner's agitation as the chanting came to a stop. The clamor in the crowd had reached a fever pitch.
Bong
The cheers from the crowd were instant and deafening. Everyone in the whole of the Elemental Countries knew what that sound meant.
"No way." Kiba stated. "He's dead, Shino. We watched him die at the Royal Rumble."
Bong
Shino shook his head. "No, Kiba. It's seems he is not." His statement was punctuated by rain starting to fall. Light at first, but it quickly began to get quite heavy. Lightning lanced the wildly through the thick clouds.
Bong
'The Torrential Rains of Ill Omen. I haven't seen this used since Hanzo still walked the earth.' Madara mused. He was quite intrigued by this theatrical display.
Bong
The dulcet tones of an acoustic guitar filled the arena, a somber tune plucked from its strings. The crowd had reached a fever pitch.
There ain't no grave can hold my body down
Mist began to fill the arena, cold and foreboding.
There ain't no grave can hold my body down
The sounds of moaning filled the arena as the random flashes of lightning revealed dozens of rotted hands tearing up from the ground.
When I hear that trumpet sound I'm gonna rise right out of the ground
Another bright flash of lightning, and his imposing form was shown to be stepping methodically up out the loose dirt, eliciting another round of frenzied cheers.
Ain't no grave can hold my body down.
Wearing a sadistic looking cloak with spiked pauldrons, and a hood covering his head, 'The Phenom' Naruto Uzumaki stepped away from the writhing hands bathed in the ethereal light illuminating his entrance point. His piercing blue eyes the only thing seen under the shadow of his hood.
Well, look way down the river and what do you think I see?
Naruto's slow, calculated pace accentuated the atmosphere surrounding the arena. As the crowd went wild, Madara focused intently on the young man he had killed not but a month and a half ago.
I see a band of Angels and they're coming after me
As Naruto passed between torches held at the ready over his head, the monks bowed low with the torches before departing into the darkness.
Ain't no grave can hold my body down.
Naruto's eyes never left Madara's as he came level