Naruto Laying the Smackethdown

[mandalorianjedi]

mandalorianjedi, that Ninjamania side-event sounds like it's made of total win.á Just one question:á where's the master of pillow fighting, Tenten?

Isn't it obvious? Tenten refuses to take place in this kind of event, and is instead challenging Haku, Baki, Kabuto, the Raikage, and Deidara in the Kunai in the Back Ladder Match. *Nods Sagely*.

Winner gets a title shot at the winner of the main event whenever they want within the next year.

I didn't want to overload the match with females- 12 are quite enough- and I had to do a lot of internal debating and picking and choosing. I didn't want just people from the leaf and suna, so I figured Fubuki from Yukigakure, Shion from Demon Country and Yuugito from Kumo were nice touches. I originally had Yakumo and Koyuki on the list, but switched them out for Anko and Kurenai.

 

[Vesvius]

mandalorianjedi, that Ninjamania side-event sounds like it's made of total win.á Just one question:á where's the master of pillow fighting, Tenten?

Isn't it obvious? Tenten refuses to take place in this kind of event, and is instead challenging Haku, Baki, Kabuto, the Raikage, and Deidara in the Kunai in the Back Ladder Match. *Nods Sagely*.

Winner gets a title shot at the winner of the main event whenever they want within the next year.

I didn't want to overload the match with females- 12 are quite enough- and I had to do a lot of internal debating and picking and choosing. I didn't want just people from the leaf and suna, so I figured Fubuki from Yukigakure, Shion from Demon Country and Yuugito from Kumo were nice touches. I originally had Yakumo and Koyuki on the list, but switched them out for Anko and Kurenai.

Meh. I liked my answer better.

 

[enigmaticwanderer]

mandalorianjedi, that Ninjamania side-event sounds like it's made of total win.á Just one question:á where's the master of pillow fighting, Tenten?

Isn't it obvious? Tenten refuses to take place in this kind of event, and is instead challenging Haku, Baki, Kabuto, the Raikage, and Deidara in the Kunai in the Back Ladder Match. *Nods Sagely*.

Winner gets a title shot at the winner of the main event whenever they want within the next year.

I didn't want to overload the match with females- 12 are quite enough- and I had to do a lot of internal debating and picking and choosing. I didn't want just people from the leaf and suna, so I figured Fubuki from Yukigakure, Shion from Demon Country and Yuugito from Kumo were nice touches. I originally had Yakumo and Koyuki on the list, but switched them out for Anko and Kurenai.

Dammit!
Thanks for ruining my image of Tenten being part of the Ho Train. :angry:
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[FinalMax]

mandalorianjedi, that Ninjamania side-event sounds like it's made of total win.? Just one question:? where's the master of pillow fighting, Tenten?

Isn't it obvious? Tenten refuses to take place in this kind of event, and is instead challenging Haku, Baki, Kabuto, the Raikage, and Deidara in the Kunai in the Back Ladder Match. *Nods Sagely*.

Winner gets a title shot at the winner of the main event whenever they want within the next year.

I didn't want to overload the match with females- 12 are quite enough- and I had to do a lot of internal debating and picking and choosing. I didn't want just people from the leaf and suna, so I figured Fubuki from Yukigakure, Shion from Demon Country and Yuugito from Kumo were nice touches. I originally had Yakumo and Koyuki on the list, but switched them out for Anko and Kurenai.

Dammit!
Thanks for ruining my image of Tenten being part of the Ho Train. :angry:
This post brought to you by Sarcastic BlueÖ

Who says she's not part of the Ho Train? She's just not in the pillow fight.

 

[mandalorianjedi]

mandalorianjedi, that Ninjamania side-event sounds like it's made of total win.á Just one question:á where's the master of pillow fighting, Tenten?

Isn't it obvious? Tenten refuses to take place in this kind of event, and is instead challenging Haku, Baki, Kabuto, the Raikage, and Deidara in the Kunai in the Back Ladder Match. *Nods Sagely*.

Winner gets a title shot at the winner of the main event whenever they want within the next year.

I didn't want to overload the match with females- 12 are quite enough- and I had to do a lot of internal debating and picking and choosing. I didn't want just people from the leaf and suna, so I figured Fubuki from Yukigakure, Shion from Demon Country and Yuugito from Kumo were nice touches. I originally had Yakumo and Koyuki on the list, but switched them out for Anko and Kurenai.

Dammit!
Thanks for ruining my image of Tenten being part of the Ho Train. :angry:
This post brought to you by Sarcastic BlueÖ

Who says she's not part of the Ho Train? She's just not in the pillow fight.

Very true, I was under the impression that most all of the Naruto girls ended up on the Ho Train.

 

[Walter Dornez]

I'm not such a big fan of wrestling anymore and yet I've greatly enjoyed this fic so far. Top 3 snips = RVD, DX and Ric Flair.

 

[voidseeker]

i just miss the old WWF smackdown days...was never a big fan of raw

 

[Dumbledork]

I miss the old style wrestling from the 80s and 90s where not every match was decided by outside interference or cheap shots. OK, Wrestling is fake. Everyone knows that. But it used to somewhat believable, at least.

 

[mandalorianjedi]

The new ECW is showing some promise. It's actually pretty good in terms of wrestling, especially with all the noobs they got over there, but they have no really big names except for Matt Hardy, Finlay, The Miz and John Morrison.

IMHO, RAW has always been the superior show. In terms of hype, wrestling and everything else. SmackDown! has had the talent, but it lacks an edge that RAW has always had.

 

[Vesvius]

I'll admit that wwe has had some real screwjob finishes that make no sense recently (DQ for pulling the tights? What?!), but if you really want to see what bad decisions and bad storylines are, go watch an episode of TNA Impact. Seriously. They have wrestlers that have huge amounts of talents, and focus on Kevin Nash.


Kevin.

F#@king.

Nash.

Plus, they just started another 'Stolen Belt' storyline. This is like the third they've had lately.

As for WWE, they've got plenty of good stuff. New ECW shows promise, but they lost a great deal from the draft (Punk, Kingston, Benjamin), and gained an Irish Guy, his midget son, A guy who is no longer sexual chocolate, a luchador who spent the last year getting the crap kicked out of them, and Matt Hardy.

Smackdown has been consitently good, though the number of puke moments has increased from watching Vickie. Seriously. She's just a bit too ugly, though she makes a great heel.

Raw has always been the A-Show, and it's new direction has actually made me excited to watch wrestling again. If it lasts or not will be a different story. But honestly, I'm highly intrested in the Great American Bash (A traditionally 'who cares' event), solely because I want to see if Punk retains.

Alright. I'm done. Now, to get back to writing.

 

[adevilinthedark]

I remember the good old days when I actually liked wrestling. Back when WWE was still WWF. Good times...good times....

 

[Dumbledork]

I remember the good old days when I actually liked wrestling. Back when WWE was still WWF. Good times...good times....

I totally agree. I think that Stone Cold's and the Rock's leaving effectively killed wrestling. Non of the wrestlers today have their charisma.

You may laugh, but my faovurite wrestler of all times was Randy Savage. At least before he started using steroids. Steroids are the bane of wrestling.

 

[adevilinthedark]

I remember the good old days when I actually liked wrestling. Back when WWE was still WWF. Good times...good times....

I totally agree. I think that Stone Cold's and the Rock's leaving effectively killed wrestling. Non of the wrestlers today have their charisma.

You may laugh, but my faovurite wrestler of all times was Randy Savage. At least before he started using steroids. Steroids are the bane of wrestling.

Yeah, Rock and Stone Cold were the best. I remember when HHH and Shawn Micheals were cool as well.

...I can't remeber who my favorite had been. I think it was Taker...

 

[mandalorianjedi]

Wrestlers like Stone Cold and The Rock come once a generation. Though they were nothing like them, they were this generations Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage.

There are many wrestlers that have potential to raise up to that level, IMO.

I have high hopes for many wrestlers though. Ken Kennedy for one and I've always been a fan of Carlito, but ever since he tried to get out of his contract to go to TNA they haven't done much with him.

Plus, WWE still has guys like Y2J and HBK, and guys like Orton, Cena, Kingston and Punk are fun to watch.

Plus, with RAW we're finally getting away from the various combinations of Cena vs Triple H vs Randy Orton.

With the way it looks like they're trying to make Jericho RAW's #1 heel, I wouldn't be surprised if SummerSlam was Jericho vs Punk- or at least that's what I'm hoping for.

 

[Vesvius]

That would indeed be fairly awesome.

If that happens, I'll be forced to change my avatar to Punk, just to counteract your Jericho.

 

[mandalorianjedi]

That would indeed be fairly awesome.

If that happens, I'll be forced to change my avatar to Punk, just to counteract your Jericho.

I'm glad that Jericho finally seems to be getting the push he should have gotten at the Rumble. Personally, I would have been psyched for a "Jericho vs Cena" Main Event at WM24.

Not to mention it's about time CM Punk finally quit jobbing to everyone and their grandma. Seriously, he was Mr. "Money in the Bank", even if he was their last minute choice they shouldn't have shafted him like that for as long as they did. It's one thing to lose a match, but EVERY single one since WrestleMania?

 

[GenocideHeart]

Personally I think Kofi Kingston needs to go back to OVW for a while. He has some neat moves, but also a tendency to horribly botch seemingly simple spots.

Granted, the one who needs OVW the most is Botchtista. When was last time he managed a non-shitty Batista Bomb?

 

[mandalorianjedi]

Personally I think Kofi Kingston needs to go back to OVW for a while. He has some neat moves, but also a tendency to horribly botch seemingly simple spots.

Granted, the one who needs OVW the most is Botchtista. When was last time he managed a non-shitty Batista Bomb?

If WWE was still using OVW, I'd agree.

They're primarily using Florida Championship Wrestling now, which Kofi actually came up from.

Still, his matches against both Shelton Benjamin and Chris Jericho weren't bad at all. I especially liked the match Kingston and Y2J had at "Night of Champions" where Kofi won the IC title.

 

[Vesvius]

Personally I think Kofi Kingston needs to go back to OVW for a while. He has some neat moves, but also a tendency to horribly botch seemingly simple spots.

Granted, the one who needs OVW the most is Botchtista. When was last time he managed a non-shitty Batista Bomb?

If WWE was still using OVW, I'd agree.

They're primarily using Florida Championship Wrestling now, which Kofi actually came up from.

Still, his matches against both Shelton Benjamin and Chris Jericho weren't bad at all. I especially liked the match Kingston and Y2J had at "Night of Champions" where Kofi won the IC title.

His last match against Paul Burchill was surprisingly very good (I thought anyway).

To me, the very embodiment of the problems WWE has is over seven feet tall and can't wrestle a lick.

We know him as the Great Khali, but I'll always remember him as the guy who's moves make me giggle.

 

[GenocideHeart]

To me, the very embodiment of the problems WWE has is over seven feet tall and can't wrestle a lick.

We know him as the Great Khali, but I'll always remember him as the guy who's moves make me giggle.

Actually, Great Khali has been raped by WWE as well. Back in Japan, he put on some high profile matches against Giant Silva and KENTA, and was pretty damn good, wrestling a lot like a bigger, meaner Undertaker.

Once he got to WWE, though, his moveset was lobotomized. Something that happened with Kenzo Suzuki, too, if you recall...

 

[mandalorianjedi]

He's a good guy though, but can't speak a lick of english. I saw him at No Way Out sunbathing at the Thomas and Mac Center in Vegas.

You know what's funny, is Floyd Mayweather actually came out and talked to the crowd waiting for Superstar Autographs, he was no more than 10 ft away, but me and my wife had no clue who he was until the whole thing with Big Show a few hours later, so we didn't get his autograph.

 

[Murmakun]

Love all the pieces of work xD

One person I missed though, and that would be sting He's always been my favourite wrestler.

I was thinking about it, how would you fit a 'sting' naruto into it, and the best thing I could come up with would be an ANBU Sting!Naruto, whom instead of a katana carries a baseballbat with him.

 

[mandalorianjedi]

Love all the pieces of work xD

One person I missed though, and that would be sting He's always been my favourite wrestler.

I was thinking about it, how would you fit a 'sting' naruto into it, and the best thing I could come up with would be an ANBU Sting!Naruto, whom instead of a katana carries a baseballbat with him.

The whole point of this is to fit the Wrestlers in with their gimmicks.

Sure, Sting!Naruto could resemble an ANBU, hell, he could even fight an ANBU, but he'd still do so with the Baseball Bat (if you went with 90's Sting), or else it just wouldn't be Sting.

Same with Sandman!Naruto. It HAS to be a Singapore cane, not a katana or anything else, because the Singapore cane is part of who the Sandman is, like the Baseball Bat is part of who Sting is.

 

[nirvash]

Just like Foley would have to involve tacks, Barb wire, and Sock-o.

 

[Murmakun]

Love all the pieces of work xD

One person I missed though, and that would be sting He's always been my favourite wrestler.

I was thinking about it, how would you fit a 'sting' naruto into it, and the best thing I could come up with would be an ANBU Sting!Naruto, whom instead of a katana carries a baseballbat with him.

The whole point of this is to fit the Wrestlers in with their gimmicks.

Sure, Sting!Naruto could resemble an ANBU, hell, he could even fight an ANBU, but he'd still do so with the Baseball Bat (if you went with 90's Sting), or else it just wouldn't be Sting.

Same with Sandman!Naruto. It HAS to be a Singapore cane, not a katana or anything else, because the Singapore cane is part of who the Sandman is, like the Baseball Bat is part of who Sting is.

Was just mentioning that it would be awesome to see a Sting!Naruto snippet