Naruto Laying the Smackethdown
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GenocideHeart said:
No list is complete without a jobber. Needs more Brooklyn Brawler. Because the Brawler fucking ruled. 
Actually, my favourite jobber was Barry Horowitz (incidentally another one of Lawler's knights).
The Grandslam Champions, in order, are:
Shawn Michaels (when he won the European Championship in 97)
Triple H (When he won the Word Tag Team Championship in 01)
Chris Jericho (When he won the WWE Championship in 01)
Kurt Angle (When he won the WWE Tag Team Championship in 02)
Eddie Guererro (When he won the WWE Championship in 04)
Rob Van Dam (When he won the WWE Championship in 06)
It is impossible for nearly anyone else to become Grandslam Champion as the WWE/F European Championship is now defunct. So anyone who had not won that Championship before Eric Bischoff had it consolidated it with the IC and Hardcore Titles, are SOL.
JBL lacks an Intercontinental Championship Reign, William Regal, Val Venis, and Jeff Hardy each lack a WWE/World Heavyweight Championship Reign.
The criteria for beign named "Grandslam Champion" is at least one reign with all of the following titles:
WWE/World Heavyweight Championship
Intercontinental Championship
WWE/World Tag Team Championship
WWE European Championship
BOLD= Original Criteria for being named Grandslam Champion.
Stone Cold, The Rock and Chris Benoit each lack a European Championship Reign, Undertaker lacks both a European and Intercontinental Championship Reign.
Both Kurt Angle and Eddie Guerrero became GS Champions having won an alternate equivalent title, as they won the WWE Tag Team Championship vice the World Tag Team Championship.
Ironically enough, the United States Championship is not counted as an Intercontinental Title equivalent or else JBL would also be Grandslam Champion through alternative means like Eddie and Kurt.
Here is the wiki link for the WWE/F Grandslam Champions.
Shawn Michaels (when he won the European Championship in 97)
Triple H (When he won the Word Tag Team Championship in 01)
Chris Jericho (When he won the WWE Championship in 01)
Kurt Angle (When he won the WWE Tag Team Championship in 02)
Eddie Guererro (When he won the WWE Championship in 04)
Rob Van Dam (When he won the WWE Championship in 06)
It is impossible for nearly anyone else to become Grandslam Champion as the WWE/F European Championship is now defunct. So anyone who had not won that Championship before Eric Bischoff had it consolidated it with the IC and Hardcore Titles, are SOL.
JBL lacks an Intercontinental Championship Reign, William Regal, Val Venis, and Jeff Hardy each lack a WWE/World Heavyweight Championship Reign.
The criteria for beign named "Grandslam Champion" is at least one reign with all of the following titles:
WWE/World Heavyweight Championship
Intercontinental Championship
WWE/World Tag Team Championship
WWE European Championship
BOLD= Original Criteria for being named Grandslam Champion.
Stone Cold, The Rock and Chris Benoit each lack a European Championship Reign, Undertaker lacks both a European and Intercontinental Championship Reign.
Both Kurt Angle and Eddie Guerrero became GS Champions having won an alternate equivalent title, as they won the WWE Tag Team Championship vice the World Tag Team Championship.
Ironically enough, the United States Championship is not counted as an Intercontinental Title equivalent or else JBL would also be Grandslam Champion through alternative means like Eddie and Kurt.
Here is the wiki link for the WWE/F Grandslam Champions.
I had originally planned for Brock Lesner!Naruto take out Kimmimaro, however, I couldn't get that to work. I've already done 'Taker... Twice, and I couldn't figure out anything good for most of the other except....
"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair.
So enjoy Flair!Naruto vs Kimmimaro!
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Kimmimaro felt a presence behind him. Once again those trash had caught up to him. He was surprised and disgusted all at the same time. It was the blonde kid, except his hair, while still spiky, was longer and he wore an orange, sparkling robe.
Before anything else could happen, the barrel he was carrying began to emit massive amounts of smoke before revealing a very changed Uchiha Sasuke. Sasuke then transformed back before running off in the direction of Rice Country.
ôTrash...ö Kimmimaro hissed as he turned back to Naruto, determined to block his path.
ôTrash...? TRASH!? YOU have the gall to call ME trash!?ö shouted Naruto, his gestures exaggerated. ôIÆll tell you right now, just who I AM! IÆm the most kiss stealinÆ... Wooooo! Tree climbinÆ... Wooooo! Rasengan usinÆ, Hokage beatinÆ... Wooooo! WheelinÆ, dealinÆ... StylinÆ, ProfilinÆ... Wooooo! S.O.B. the Elemental Countries has ever seen! Because IÆm the Nature Boy Uzumaki Naruto... and youÆre not!ö
ôIt doesnÆt matter who you are, I will defeat you,ö said Kimmimaro, ôIÆll put you down like the trash you are...ö
ôYou think youÆre going to æput downÆ the Nature Boy? You think YOU have what it takes to beat me?ö asked Naruto, ôWell son, youÆve got another thing cominÆ because people have been tryinÆ to do that all my life. What YOU donÆt understand... What the Kakashis and the Zabuzas, the Gaaras and the Orochimarus have all failed to understand is IÆve lived my life one way and ONE WAY ONLY! And that is... In order to be æThe ManÆ, you have to BEAT æThe ManÆ. So if you think youÆve got what it takes...ö
Naruto then waved Kimmimaro over to him.
Kimmimaro edged closer to Naruto waiting to see what he would do. The blonde haired, orange robed shinobi merely stuck out his hand.
ôAfter this fight is done... I want there to be no hard feelings...ö said Naruto. Kimmimaro, after thinking it over for a moment, decided to go along with it. He didnÆt really have a problem with the trash in front of him, he was merely trying to stand in his masterÆs way.
However, as soon as their hands were clasped, Naruto tried to whip Kimmimaro into a nearby tree. However, Kimmimaro reversed the whip and sent Naruto into the tree.
ôThe Nature Boyö would hit the tree with his back, hard. Kimmimaro would follow up with a devastating clothesline. Instead of slumping down into unconsciousness like Kimmimaro expected, Naruto put his hands up, as if to fight him and took two steps from the tree.
Kimmimaro tensed, waiting for an attack that never came as at the second step, the dazed Naruto fell flat on his face.
Kimmimaro stepped towards Naruto, who was attempting to rise. He saw the fear in the boyÆs eyes as he approached.
ôNo! No!ö Naruto shouted putting his hands up.
Kimmimaro grabbed Naruto, and then the ôNature Boyö struck.
Thumb to the eyes.
Kimmimaro reeled back in shock as he was suddenly blinded. He then attempted to use his Kekkei Genkai to protect him from all sorts of follow up attacks, save one. The one that Uzumaki Naruto had used.
Kimmimaro then found himself on the ground, holding onto what was left of his testicles as Naruto had delivered a particularly powerful forearm to them.
Naruto then grabbed KimmimaroÆs leg and shouted ôWooooo!ö and then locked him into the Figure Four Leg Lock.
Kimmimaro then began to scream in agony. The pain in his groin prevented him from concentrating on using his Bloodline, and now it felt as if his legs were about to snap.
ôAh! Stop! Ah!ö Kimmimaro shouted as he pounded the dirt, flailing his arms. Naruto merely continued to apply the pressure to the hold, until Kimmimaro passed out from the pain. It was at that moment, Rock Lee showed up.
ôLee, take this guy back to Konoha, IÆm going after Sasuke!ö ordered Naruto.
ôHai, Naruto-kun!ö saluted Lee, before hefting the larger man over his shoulders and running all the way back to the village.
"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair.
So enjoy Flair!Naruto vs Kimmimaro!
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Kimmimaro felt a presence behind him. Once again those trash had caught up to him. He was surprised and disgusted all at the same time. It was the blonde kid, except his hair, while still spiky, was longer and he wore an orange, sparkling robe.
Before anything else could happen, the barrel he was carrying began to emit massive amounts of smoke before revealing a very changed Uchiha Sasuke. Sasuke then transformed back before running off in the direction of Rice Country.
ôTrash...ö Kimmimaro hissed as he turned back to Naruto, determined to block his path.
ôTrash...? TRASH!? YOU have the gall to call ME trash!?ö shouted Naruto, his gestures exaggerated. ôIÆll tell you right now, just who I AM! IÆm the most kiss stealinÆ... Wooooo! Tree climbinÆ... Wooooo! Rasengan usinÆ, Hokage beatinÆ... Wooooo! WheelinÆ, dealinÆ... StylinÆ, ProfilinÆ... Wooooo! S.O.B. the Elemental Countries has ever seen! Because IÆm the Nature Boy Uzumaki Naruto... and youÆre not!ö
ôIt doesnÆt matter who you are, I will defeat you,ö said Kimmimaro, ôIÆll put you down like the trash you are...ö
ôYou think youÆre going to æput downÆ the Nature Boy? You think YOU have what it takes to beat me?ö asked Naruto, ôWell son, youÆve got another thing cominÆ because people have been tryinÆ to do that all my life. What YOU donÆt understand... What the Kakashis and the Zabuzas, the Gaaras and the Orochimarus have all failed to understand is IÆve lived my life one way and ONE WAY ONLY! And that is... In order to be æThe ManÆ, you have to BEAT æThe ManÆ. So if you think youÆve got what it takes...ö
Naruto then waved Kimmimaro over to him.
Kimmimaro edged closer to Naruto waiting to see what he would do. The blonde haired, orange robed shinobi merely stuck out his hand.
ôAfter this fight is done... I want there to be no hard feelings...ö said Naruto. Kimmimaro, after thinking it over for a moment, decided to go along with it. He didnÆt really have a problem with the trash in front of him, he was merely trying to stand in his masterÆs way.
However, as soon as their hands were clasped, Naruto tried to whip Kimmimaro into a nearby tree. However, Kimmimaro reversed the whip and sent Naruto into the tree.
ôThe Nature Boyö would hit the tree with his back, hard. Kimmimaro would follow up with a devastating clothesline. Instead of slumping down into unconsciousness like Kimmimaro expected, Naruto put his hands up, as if to fight him and took two steps from the tree.
Kimmimaro tensed, waiting for an attack that never came as at the second step, the dazed Naruto fell flat on his face.
Kimmimaro stepped towards Naruto, who was attempting to rise. He saw the fear in the boyÆs eyes as he approached.
ôNo! No!ö Naruto shouted putting his hands up.
Kimmimaro grabbed Naruto, and then the ôNature Boyö struck.
Thumb to the eyes.
Kimmimaro reeled back in shock as he was suddenly blinded. He then attempted to use his Kekkei Genkai to protect him from all sorts of follow up attacks, save one. The one that Uzumaki Naruto had used.
Kimmimaro then found himself on the ground, holding onto what was left of his testicles as Naruto had delivered a particularly powerful forearm to them.
Naruto then grabbed KimmimaroÆs leg and shouted ôWooooo!ö and then locked him into the Figure Four Leg Lock.
Kimmimaro then began to scream in agony. The pain in his groin prevented him from concentrating on using his Bloodline, and now it felt as if his legs were about to snap.
ôAh! Stop! Ah!ö Kimmimaro shouted as he pounded the dirt, flailing his arms. Naruto merely continued to apply the pressure to the hold, until Kimmimaro passed out from the pain. It was at that moment, Rock Lee showed up.
ôLee, take this guy back to Konoha, IÆm going after Sasuke!ö ordered Naruto.
ôHai, Naruto-kun!ö saluted Lee, before hefting the larger man over his shoulders and running all the way back to the village.
Hah! Excellent use of Flair in combat. You got the Flair Flop, the eye poke, the crotch shot, and the Figure Four in. Very good job.
Makes me think. We have three of the sound five left. I have dibs on Sakon and Ukon with my E&C Naruto and Kiba. But who will take on Kidomaru and Tayuya. Has to be a lady's man for Tayuya, but Kidomaru?
Hm....
I don't think Rock!Naruto has been used nearly enough. Maybe him.
Makes me think. We have three of the sound five left. I have dibs on Sakon and Ukon with my E&C Naruto and Kiba. But who will take on Kidomaru and Tayuya. Has to be a lady's man for Tayuya, but Kidomaru?
Hm....
I don't think Rock!Naruto has been used nearly enough. Maybe him.
Thanks! What about the dialogue? I wanted to go for vintage flair like what was used during the Chuunin Exams.
I was honestly thinking of spaming Kidoumaru with high fliers like RVD, Jeff Hardy, and Rey Mysterio, but I haven't come up with anything good for him yet.
We also talked about using an Oiroke!Naruto against Tayuya too.
I was honestly thinking of spaming Kidoumaru with high fliers like RVD, Jeff Hardy, and Rey Mysterio, but I haven't come up with anything good for him yet.
We also talked about using an Oiroke!Naruto against Tayuya too.
DhampyrX2 said:
It still needs some Mankind!Naruto to feel right.? Maybe against Itachi?? Just for Itachi to get freaked out when Naruto tells im to have a nice day? .
Oh, and can someone link the original thread for this?? I was looking for the thing for over an hour last night and struck out.
.Oh, and can someone link the original thread for this?? I was looking for the thing for over an hour last night and struck out.
spooky316 said:
DhampyrX2 said:
It still needs some Mankind!Naruto to feel right.? Maybe against Itachi?? Just for Itachi to get freaked out when Naruto tells im to have a nice day? .
Oh, and can someone link the original thread for this?? I was looking for the thing for over an hour last night and struck out.
.Oh, and can someone link the original thread for this?? I was looking for the thing for over an hour last night and struck out.
DhampyrX2 said:
It still needs some Mankind!Naruto to feel right. Maybe against Itachi? Just for Itachi to get freaked out when Naruto tells im to have a nice day .
Oh, and can someone link the original thread for this? I was looking for the thing for over an hour last night and struck out.
.Oh, and can someone link the original thread for this? I was looking for the thing for over an hour last night and struck out.
Not as humorous as my other bit, but I still gotta use one of my all-time favorites for this scene. Hope you like it.
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"You and me, outside, right now!"
That's what Sasuke had said two minutes ago when Naruto had first entered his hospital room. Naruto couldn't understand what Sasuke was so angry about, but he wasn't about to turn down a challenge from anyone, not even his own friend and teammate.
Sakura had ended up caught in the middle of things. Like Naruto, she didn't know what had driven Sasuke to this, but she didn't like it one bit. In the months since forming their team, Naruto had proven time and again that he was a dangerous person. And though she knew that Naruto would never willingly harm someone close to him, it would all go right out the window if one of his other personalities took over. She figured that Sasuke could handle things if it were one of the lesser personas, but if something like The Phenom decided to reappearà
"Naruto, Sasuke-kun, don't do this," she pleaded once they had reached the roof of the hospital. "There's no reason for you to fight each other!"
Sasuke glared at her. "Stay out of this, Sakura. It doesn't concern you."
Sakura fell silent, knowing there would be no talking him out of it now. Sasuke grunted and turned back to Naruto, frowning when he saw the lazy, easy-going smile that had replaced his previous glare. He had also shucked off his orange jacket, revealing a black undershirt adorned by an orange twisting dragon and several yin-yangs.
"She's right dude," Naruto told him. "You're getting way too worked up over nothing. So what do you say we just chill for a second and work this out? I mean, we're still cool, right?"
The fact that Naruto seemed to have developed yet ANOTHER new persona only served to piss Sasuke off even further. "No, we're not! I'm getting damn sick and tired of you! You're constantly making me and everyone else around here look like absolute fools with that goddamned power of yours!"
Naruto shook his head in mock disappointment. "Man, you're telling me you're all bent out of shape just because I'm better than you? Look, you can't let that get you down, dude. I mean, me being better than you doesn't mean you're a loser, it just means you're like everyone else."
"SHUT UP!" Sasuke's eyes darkened and he began shaking visibly. "I can't stand listening to you anymore! And then, on top of all thatàafter the humiliating stunt you pulled with Itachiàthat was the absolute last straw! How the hell could you even think we were still 'cool' after that?"
Naruto appeared unfazed by his teammate's outburst. "Because dude, everything's cool-" He raised his fists above his head and began gesturing to himself with his thumbs. "-when you're Na-ru-to."
Sasuke roared, activated his Sharingan and charged Naruto. This new persona might be different, but it didn't seem nearly as dangerous as some of the others. He would just hit him hard and fast before he got a chance to show off his power.
Leaping forward, Sasuke aimed a kick at Naruto's head. It sailed by harmlessly as Naruto dodged with a flexibility that Sasuke had never seen before. Caught off guard, he didn't even see that kick to the side of his head that Naruto had managed to throw from an almost impossible angle. As he staggered, he failed to defend himself against the next three kicks to his abdomen, but did manage to catch Naruto's foot the fourth time. His eyes widened as Naruto jumped and swung his other foot in a high arch toward his head, which he managed to duck just in time. What he wasn't expecting though, was for Naruto to land back on his foot and kick back in the other direction, this time successfully connecting with the side of his head.
His head swam as he stumbled away, trying to get his bearings back in preparation for Naruto's next attack. But he was a little shocked to find that Naruto was now ignoring him in favor of posing and bowing in Sakura's direction.
Sasuke saw red as he rushed forward again, smirking as he successfully drove his knee into Naruto's lower back. Seeing the opening, he spun the blonde around and crouched down, sending him high into the air with an upward kick to the chin. He followed the trajectory perfectly, ending up behind him and delivering two more solid blows to his body. Finally, he brought his leg around and into Naruto's head, sending the boy crashing back to the ground with a sickening crunch.
Sakura covered her mouth in horror. Naruto had landed headfirst on the concrete floor of the roof. And with the impact of the landing, he had to have broken his neck. Her mind was screaming at her to run downstairs and get help but her body refused to follow through with it.
Sasuke was instantly filled with regret at having taken things too far. He hadn't wanted to kill, or hell, even cripple Naruto; just beat the shit out of him to prove he was still better than him, that's all.
But before he had the chance to start feeling really bad about his actions, Naruto stirred. Both his teammates watched in awe as he staggered his way back to his feet, looking a bit shaken but otherwise practically unharmed.
Is he made of fucking rubber?! "Hu...how are you still walking?!" Sasuke demanded, being too overwhelmed with surprise to feel any semblance of relief.
Naruto gave him a lazy shrug. "What can I say? I'm just one of a kind. Mr. Seven Days a Week. To put it simply," He repeated his thumb-pointing gesture. "I'm the Whole Fuckin' Show!"
Sasuke was once again furious. Not only did the idiot not have the good sense to die like a normal person would, but now he was back to mocking him. Before he even realized it, he had formed a Chidori in his hand and was dashing toward him in a rage.
Naruto calmly stood his ground, forming a seal that created several Kage Bunshin next to him. They spread out a few feet and watched as Sasuke lunged for the one of them, ready to slam his chakra enhanced fist into who he believed to be real one. He connected, but was rewarded with nothing but a puff of smoke.
"Hey teme," Sasuke heard Naruto call. He turned to the voice just in time to see a steel chair being tossed to him, which he managed to catch out of reflex. With the chair held up in front of him like it was he didn't see the jumping spin kick that hit the back of the chair, sending it directly into his face and him into unconsciousness.
"OH MY GOD!" Sakura couldn't help screaming.
The rest of the Kage Bunshin, who had all moved over to the edges of the building, all began chanting, "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!"
As Sasuke lay sprawled on the ground, Naruto had gone back to posing for his fans, whether they be real or clone. As he was preparing to exit the rooftop he stopped, and turned back to the prone body behind him. Then he looked up at the doorway and a wicked smirk appeared on his face. With a deft leap, he positioned himself on top of the entranceway, measuring Sasuke from his new position. His muscles coiled, and just when he was about to jump, he stopped himself again.
With another glance behind him, his smirk grew wider, and with one more effortless leap, he scaled the top of the higher water tower, re-measured the distance, and with a mighty leap, sprang very high into the air, preparing to crush his unmoving teammate beneath him. Sakura turned her head away, not able to watch any longer.
But just as Naruto was about to make good on that thought, a blur shot out from the crowd and snatched the falling boy out of the air before impact could be made.
Hearing the crowd of clones around her start to boo loudly, Sakura tentatively turned back around, and let out a choked sigh of relief at seeing the arrival of Kakashi-sensei.
Kakashi, ignoring the jeers of Naruto's clones, set the real Naruto down before him, giving him a rather stern look. "Aren't you getting just a little carried away, Naruto-kun?"
Naruto looked insulted by the accusation. But rather than launch another attack or biting retort, he just grinned and shrugged lightly. "My bad, Sensei. My bad."
Walking past the older man, who was failing to hide his surprise at Naruto's laid back, rational nature, and knelt down over Sasuke, who groaned as he made his way back to consciousness.
"Sorry for roughing you up like that, dude. But from now on, let's try to keep a level head, alright? There might not be anyone around to bail you out the next time you try something stupid, ya know?" Giving Sasuke a small pat on the head, Naruto calmly jumped off the roof, feeling hungry from the workout.
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And yeah, that last line of Naruto's was meant as foreboding for Sasuke eventual squashing by Goldberg!Naruto. Also, Sasuke's mentioning of Naruto and Itachi can go however you want, though I was envisioning Doink the Clown when I wrote it.
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"You and me, outside, right now!"
That's what Sasuke had said two minutes ago when Naruto had first entered his hospital room. Naruto couldn't understand what Sasuke was so angry about, but he wasn't about to turn down a challenge from anyone, not even his own friend and teammate.
Sakura had ended up caught in the middle of things. Like Naruto, she didn't know what had driven Sasuke to this, but she didn't like it one bit. In the months since forming their team, Naruto had proven time and again that he was a dangerous person. And though she knew that Naruto would never willingly harm someone close to him, it would all go right out the window if one of his other personalities took over. She figured that Sasuke could handle things if it were one of the lesser personas, but if something like The Phenom decided to reappearà
"Naruto, Sasuke-kun, don't do this," she pleaded once they had reached the roof of the hospital. "There's no reason for you to fight each other!"
Sasuke glared at her. "Stay out of this, Sakura. It doesn't concern you."
Sakura fell silent, knowing there would be no talking him out of it now. Sasuke grunted and turned back to Naruto, frowning when he saw the lazy, easy-going smile that had replaced his previous glare. He had also shucked off his orange jacket, revealing a black undershirt adorned by an orange twisting dragon and several yin-yangs.
"She's right dude," Naruto told him. "You're getting way too worked up over nothing. So what do you say we just chill for a second and work this out? I mean, we're still cool, right?"
The fact that Naruto seemed to have developed yet ANOTHER new persona only served to piss Sasuke off even further. "No, we're not! I'm getting damn sick and tired of you! You're constantly making me and everyone else around here look like absolute fools with that goddamned power of yours!"
Naruto shook his head in mock disappointment. "Man, you're telling me you're all bent out of shape just because I'm better than you? Look, you can't let that get you down, dude. I mean, me being better than you doesn't mean you're a loser, it just means you're like everyone else."
"SHUT UP!" Sasuke's eyes darkened and he began shaking visibly. "I can't stand listening to you anymore! And then, on top of all thatàafter the humiliating stunt you pulled with Itachiàthat was the absolute last straw! How the hell could you even think we were still 'cool' after that?"
Naruto appeared unfazed by his teammate's outburst. "Because dude, everything's cool-" He raised his fists above his head and began gesturing to himself with his thumbs. "-when you're Na-ru-to."
Sasuke roared, activated his Sharingan and charged Naruto. This new persona might be different, but it didn't seem nearly as dangerous as some of the others. He would just hit him hard and fast before he got a chance to show off his power.
Leaping forward, Sasuke aimed a kick at Naruto's head. It sailed by harmlessly as Naruto dodged with a flexibility that Sasuke had never seen before. Caught off guard, he didn't even see that kick to the side of his head that Naruto had managed to throw from an almost impossible angle. As he staggered, he failed to defend himself against the next three kicks to his abdomen, but did manage to catch Naruto's foot the fourth time. His eyes widened as Naruto jumped and swung his other foot in a high arch toward his head, which he managed to duck just in time. What he wasn't expecting though, was for Naruto to land back on his foot and kick back in the other direction, this time successfully connecting with the side of his head.
His head swam as he stumbled away, trying to get his bearings back in preparation for Naruto's next attack. But he was a little shocked to find that Naruto was now ignoring him in favor of posing and bowing in Sakura's direction.
Sasuke saw red as he rushed forward again, smirking as he successfully drove his knee into Naruto's lower back. Seeing the opening, he spun the blonde around and crouched down, sending him high into the air with an upward kick to the chin. He followed the trajectory perfectly, ending up behind him and delivering two more solid blows to his body. Finally, he brought his leg around and into Naruto's head, sending the boy crashing back to the ground with a sickening crunch.
Sakura covered her mouth in horror. Naruto had landed headfirst on the concrete floor of the roof. And with the impact of the landing, he had to have broken his neck. Her mind was screaming at her to run downstairs and get help but her body refused to follow through with it.
Sasuke was instantly filled with regret at having taken things too far. He hadn't wanted to kill, or hell, even cripple Naruto; just beat the shit out of him to prove he was still better than him, that's all.
But before he had the chance to start feeling really bad about his actions, Naruto stirred. Both his teammates watched in awe as he staggered his way back to his feet, looking a bit shaken but otherwise practically unharmed.
Is he made of fucking rubber?! "Hu...how are you still walking?!" Sasuke demanded, being too overwhelmed with surprise to feel any semblance of relief.
Naruto gave him a lazy shrug. "What can I say? I'm just one of a kind. Mr. Seven Days a Week. To put it simply," He repeated his thumb-pointing gesture. "I'm the Whole Fuckin' Show!"
Sasuke was once again furious. Not only did the idiot not have the good sense to die like a normal person would, but now he was back to mocking him. Before he even realized it, he had formed a Chidori in his hand and was dashing toward him in a rage.
Naruto calmly stood his ground, forming a seal that created several Kage Bunshin next to him. They spread out a few feet and watched as Sasuke lunged for the one of them, ready to slam his chakra enhanced fist into who he believed to be real one. He connected, but was rewarded with nothing but a puff of smoke.
"Hey teme," Sasuke heard Naruto call. He turned to the voice just in time to see a steel chair being tossed to him, which he managed to catch out of reflex. With the chair held up in front of him like it was he didn't see the jumping spin kick that hit the back of the chair, sending it directly into his face and him into unconsciousness.
"OH MY GOD!" Sakura couldn't help screaming.
The rest of the Kage Bunshin, who had all moved over to the edges of the building, all began chanting, "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!"
As Sasuke lay sprawled on the ground, Naruto had gone back to posing for his fans, whether they be real or clone. As he was preparing to exit the rooftop he stopped, and turned back to the prone body behind him. Then he looked up at the doorway and a wicked smirk appeared on his face. With a deft leap, he positioned himself on top of the entranceway, measuring Sasuke from his new position. His muscles coiled, and just when he was about to jump, he stopped himself again.
With another glance behind him, his smirk grew wider, and with one more effortless leap, he scaled the top of the higher water tower, re-measured the distance, and with a mighty leap, sprang very high into the air, preparing to crush his unmoving teammate beneath him. Sakura turned her head away, not able to watch any longer.
But just as Naruto was about to make good on that thought, a blur shot out from the crowd and snatched the falling boy out of the air before impact could be made.
Hearing the crowd of clones around her start to boo loudly, Sakura tentatively turned back around, and let out a choked sigh of relief at seeing the arrival of Kakashi-sensei.
Kakashi, ignoring the jeers of Naruto's clones, set the real Naruto down before him, giving him a rather stern look. "Aren't you getting just a little carried away, Naruto-kun?"
Naruto looked insulted by the accusation. But rather than launch another attack or biting retort, he just grinned and shrugged lightly. "My bad, Sensei. My bad."
Walking past the older man, who was failing to hide his surprise at Naruto's laid back, rational nature, and knelt down over Sasuke, who groaned as he made his way back to consciousness.
"Sorry for roughing you up like that, dude. But from now on, let's try to keep a level head, alright? There might not be anyone around to bail you out the next time you try something stupid, ya know?" Giving Sasuke a small pat on the head, Naruto calmly jumped off the roof, feeling hungry from the workout.
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And yeah, that last line of Naruto's was meant as foreboding for Sasuke eventual squashing by Goldberg!Naruto. Also, Sasuke's mentioning of Naruto and Itachi can go however you want, though I was envisioning Doink the Clown when I wrote it.
wasabi to the face!!!!
tajiri style!
or if you REALLY wanna make him suffer
Razor Ramon (Hard Gay)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMVxhQmMI8o
tajiri style!
or if you REALLY wanna make him suffer
Razor Ramon (Hard Gay)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMVxhQmMI8o
To bad doink left the WWF. At least he was entertaining. Think back to some of the gimmicks other wrestlers in the Federation used at that time (Duke 'The Dumpster' Droese, Isaac Ynkem DDS, T.L. Hopper, The Goon, Bastion Booger, the Godwins, Hardcore Hollie in his 'Sparkplug' period...) I have to shudder.