Naruto Laying the Smackethdown
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I would pay MONEY to see Hulkamania!Naruto, Savage!Naruto, and would pay EXTREMELY good money for SadomasochistTrish!SexyJutsu!Naruto!
And, to those of you who don't think Trish is one badass heifer?
You don't ENJOY being SHOT with the tazar, and then turning the motherf!)^er up beforehand.
You don't even enjoy minimum voltage.
That bitch is crazy.
And, to those of you who don't think Trish is one badass heifer?
You don't ENJOY being SHOT with the tazar, and then turning the motherf!)^er up beforehand.
You don't even enjoy minimum voltage.
That bitch is crazy.
I agree with you. Wrestling pretty much went down the drain when it became 'Sports Entertainment'. Yeah the fights are rigged, so what? The storylines have become too ridiculous. And what pisses me off most is that it's almost impossible to watch a clean match without outside interference.
I think I started to lose interest in the WWF when the Undertaker 'died' in the ring and you saw his ghost/spirit/whatever ascend to the sky. That was at the end of the 90s I think. But I continued watching because of The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin who were about the only entertaining wrestlers left.
I think I started to lose interest in the WWF when the Undertaker 'died' in the ring and you saw his ghost/spirit/whatever ascend to the sky. That was at the end of the 90s I think. But I continued watching because of The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin who were about the only entertaining wrestlers left.
Lot's of people used the great equalizer. Yeah Hacksaw prolly is the most well known to use the 2x4, but it wasn't to uncommon. Hell even the Union used em. Ah the Union.
Another Wrestler that has great mic skills would be Chris Jericho. I remember the verbal sparring that Rock and Jericho had. God that was good stuff.
Another Wrestler that has great mic skills would be Chris Jericho. I remember the verbal sparring that Rock and Jericho had. God that was good stuff.
Alright, here's the basic plan.
Most of the wrestlers I pull out are going to be one or two time appearances, like the Godfather (He'll use him once with Harem no Jutsu against Ebisu and once with actual Kunoichi against Jiraya). But some, like the Great One, he'll use so often that they become like second personalities of his. So if you talk to Naruto, he could just be acting normal, then suddenly inform you that it doesn't matter what you think.
As for which wrestlers I'm going to be using: Stone Cold? Definitly. Y2J? Huge fan, so of course. Hacksaw? ... Probably not. Hulk? Never been a big fan, so he might get one shot. Most of the older ones? Probably not, as I don't know them.
I'm just going to type of snips of this story, which will end up being a huge one shot, in no spesific order. Eventually, I'll string them together in order to make the final story.
I'm saying this now because I just got inspiration from watching a few matches.
Most of the wrestlers I pull out are going to be one or two time appearances, like the Godfather (He'll use him once with Harem no Jutsu against Ebisu and once with actual Kunoichi against Jiraya). But some, like the Great One, he'll use so often that they become like second personalities of his. So if you talk to Naruto, he could just be acting normal, then suddenly inform you that it doesn't matter what you think.
As for which wrestlers I'm going to be using: Stone Cold? Definitly. Y2J? Huge fan, so of course. Hacksaw? ... Probably not. Hulk? Never been a big fan, so he might get one shot. Most of the older ones? Probably not, as I don't know them.
I'm just going to type of snips of this story, which will end up being a huge one shot, in no spesific order. Eventually, I'll string them together in order to make the final story.
I'm saying this now because I just got inspiration from watching a few matches.
Next bit!
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The ninja who had just identified himself as Orochimaru hissed in victory as Sasuke went down, clutching the seal. Sakura looked on, shaking in fright as the snake ninja turned his attention to her. ôWell, my little one.ö He snarled. ôI just left Sasuke-kun a little present. Now heÆll have a taste of the power he needs to kill his brother. For the rest-ö Sadly for the snake themed ninja, he was distracted and never got to finish his monologue.
The reason for his distraction soon became quite apparent as Naruto staggered to his feet, the blue aura of his chakra surrounding him. The snake nin quickly hid his shocked look. He had hit the brat with a five-point elemental seal! That should have put him down for days! No one, except those with extensive knowledge of their chakra system, would have been able to get right up after that! Naruto tilted his head from side to side, seeming to relish the cracks it gave off.
ôSo,ö Naruto said, his cold tone a surprise to both Orochimaru and the stunned Sakura. ôWho are you? IÆd hate to take you down without knowing your name.ö Orochimaru threw his head back and laughed while SakuraÆs mouth dropped open.
To the pink-haired kunoichi, something seemed very wrong with Naruto. He was acting much differently then he usually did. Well, different then any of the personalities sheÆd seen him don before. When Naruto put on the persona he had designated æThe Great OneÆ, he was loud and cocky. When he had used the face that called itself æStone ColdÆ to defeat Zabuza, he wasà loud and cocky. When he had literally told Ibiki to shut the hell up, he wasà loud and cocky. But even though all three of those persona were loud and cocky, they had all still seemed nice. They had all demonstrated fairness, and willingness to abide by the rules, as well as some kind of inner warmth. This one, however, had none of those things. This persona radiated arrogance in addition to a cold air that spoke of a willingness to do anything to win.
Orochimaru, finally done laughing, answered him. ôI am Orochimaru, one of your Legendary Sannin.ö Naruto stiffened up as he heard that, and Orochimaru cackled a bit more. ôDoes hearing that fill your veins with fear? Does it make you want to run? Well, prey, IÆll give you five seconds to get out of my way.ö
The sannin was so busy laughing that he missed the cold smile settling uncharacteristically on NarutoÆs face. ôLegendary, huh?ö he said.
The next thing Orochimaru knew, he was down and eating splinters. As he leapt to his feet again, somehow, two clones appeared behind him. But these clones werenÆt attacking, no, they were seated behind a huge table and screaming out what was going on. ôDDT! DDT!ö One screamed out. ôUzumaki connects with a hellacious DDT! That has gotta hurt!ö
Orochimaru shook his head, but felt a sturdy hand grasp his hair. He only had enough time to wonder what was happening when he felt an uppercut whistle by his head, allowing the bicep to catch him squarely under the chin. The snake nin went down again, and was much slower to rise this time. But when he did, Naruto was waiting for him once again.
Naruto jumped, spun in the air, and grabbed OrochimaruÆs head as he plummeted earthward. A front facelock was applied, and both Naruto and Orochimaru plummeted to the earth. Behind them, the clones started screaming again. ôUKO! UKO!ö One yelled. ôThat could be the end of this one!ö
This time, Orochimaru didnÆt get enough time to get all the way to his feet. No, he merely got to his hands and knees when Naruto began charging him. Orochimaru had just enough time to see the telltale blue glow of chakra surrounding NarutoÆs ankle before it connected. Orochimaru flew out of the clearing, unconscious and possibly nursing a concussion. He would end up landing a quarter mile away where Kidomaru and Sakon would find him and pull him to safety.
Meanwhile, Naruto had struck a bizarre pose that seemed to scream æLook at me! Look at me!Æ His arms were raised to either side while his head was tilted at a proud, proud angle. The clones finished their commentary by saying ôIt turns out that after all that hype, Orochimaru was just another legend to fall to Uzumaki Naruto, the Legend Killer!ö
Sakura could only watch owlishly as two more clones appeared and used a low level Katon jutsu to summon a waterfall of sparks behind Naruto. Somehow, her teammates strange personality changes just didnÆt seem that stupid anymore.
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The ninja who had just identified himself as Orochimaru hissed in victory as Sasuke went down, clutching the seal. Sakura looked on, shaking in fright as the snake ninja turned his attention to her. ôWell, my little one.ö He snarled. ôI just left Sasuke-kun a little present. Now heÆll have a taste of the power he needs to kill his brother. For the rest-ö Sadly for the snake themed ninja, he was distracted and never got to finish his monologue.
The reason for his distraction soon became quite apparent as Naruto staggered to his feet, the blue aura of his chakra surrounding him. The snake nin quickly hid his shocked look. He had hit the brat with a five-point elemental seal! That should have put him down for days! No one, except those with extensive knowledge of their chakra system, would have been able to get right up after that! Naruto tilted his head from side to side, seeming to relish the cracks it gave off.
ôSo,ö Naruto said, his cold tone a surprise to both Orochimaru and the stunned Sakura. ôWho are you? IÆd hate to take you down without knowing your name.ö Orochimaru threw his head back and laughed while SakuraÆs mouth dropped open.
To the pink-haired kunoichi, something seemed very wrong with Naruto. He was acting much differently then he usually did. Well, different then any of the personalities sheÆd seen him don before. When Naruto put on the persona he had designated æThe Great OneÆ, he was loud and cocky. When he had used the face that called itself æStone ColdÆ to defeat Zabuza, he wasà loud and cocky. When he had literally told Ibiki to shut the hell up, he wasà loud and cocky. But even though all three of those persona were loud and cocky, they had all still seemed nice. They had all demonstrated fairness, and willingness to abide by the rules, as well as some kind of inner warmth. This one, however, had none of those things. This persona radiated arrogance in addition to a cold air that spoke of a willingness to do anything to win.
Orochimaru, finally done laughing, answered him. ôI am Orochimaru, one of your Legendary Sannin.ö Naruto stiffened up as he heard that, and Orochimaru cackled a bit more. ôDoes hearing that fill your veins with fear? Does it make you want to run? Well, prey, IÆll give you five seconds to get out of my way.ö
The sannin was so busy laughing that he missed the cold smile settling uncharacteristically on NarutoÆs face. ôLegendary, huh?ö he said.
The next thing Orochimaru knew, he was down and eating splinters. As he leapt to his feet again, somehow, two clones appeared behind him. But these clones werenÆt attacking, no, they were seated behind a huge table and screaming out what was going on. ôDDT! DDT!ö One screamed out. ôUzumaki connects with a hellacious DDT! That has gotta hurt!ö
Orochimaru shook his head, but felt a sturdy hand grasp his hair. He only had enough time to wonder what was happening when he felt an uppercut whistle by his head, allowing the bicep to catch him squarely under the chin. The snake nin went down again, and was much slower to rise this time. But when he did, Naruto was waiting for him once again.
Naruto jumped, spun in the air, and grabbed OrochimaruÆs head as he plummeted earthward. A front facelock was applied, and both Naruto and Orochimaru plummeted to the earth. Behind them, the clones started screaming again. ôUKO! UKO!ö One yelled. ôThat could be the end of this one!ö
This time, Orochimaru didnÆt get enough time to get all the way to his feet. No, he merely got to his hands and knees when Naruto began charging him. Orochimaru had just enough time to see the telltale blue glow of chakra surrounding NarutoÆs ankle before it connected. Orochimaru flew out of the clearing, unconscious and possibly nursing a concussion. He would end up landing a quarter mile away where Kidomaru and Sakon would find him and pull him to safety.
Meanwhile, Naruto had struck a bizarre pose that seemed to scream æLook at me! Look at me!Æ His arms were raised to either side while his head was tilted at a proud, proud angle. The clones finished their commentary by saying ôIt turns out that after all that hype, Orochimaru was just another legend to fall to Uzumaki Naruto, the Legend Killer!ö
Sakura could only watch owlishly as two more clones appeared and used a low level Katon jutsu to summon a waterfall of sparks behind Naruto. Somehow, her teammates strange personality changes just didnÆt seem that stupid anymore.
Granted thats true but this is CRACK. if any of it fits logically it is not crack.
I wanna see him go old skool Undertaker on Kabuto. you know the part where kabuto hits him on the head he actually falls down and then Kabuto starts to gloat only to have him sit up like nothing happened...
A porno featuring Anko-Chan: $20.00
Being in said porno with Anko: $100.00
The look on Orochi's boy toy when he gets tombstoned: priceless.
Edit: I might have been too cheap with those prices. :drool:
I wanna see him go old skool Undertaker on Kabuto. you know the part where kabuto hits him on the head he actually falls down and then Kabuto starts to gloat only to have him sit up like nothing happened...
A porno featuring Anko-Chan: $20.00
Being in said porno with Anko: $100.00
The look on Orochi's boy toy when he gets tombstoned: priceless.
Edit: I might have been too cheap with those prices. :drool:
Mr Socko for Neji?
Face makeup to become 'The Warrior'?
I think Naruto needs to sign the Snake summoning contract. Jake the Snake was a legend who should never be forgotten!
Personally, I'd shed someone elses blood to see a Randy 'The macho Man' style entrance to the Chunin Exam Final!
Cheers
Finbar
Face makeup to become 'The Warrior'?
I think Naruto needs to sign the Snake summoning contract. Jake the Snake was a legend who should never be forgotten!
Personally, I'd shed someone elses blood to see a Randy 'The macho Man' style entrance to the Chunin Exam Final!
Cheers
Finbar
It had been a long week for the Village Hidden in the Leaves. The Konoha residents who thought there was nothing more hideous than orange were proven wrong by the neon-green D-X painted on the Hokage Monument. "How did he find so much green paint, and the hell IS 'D-X,' anyway?" they asked themselves.
To their chagrin, the older citizens learned all about Degeneration-X.
Grocer Suzuki found his cucumbers replaced with similarly-shaped sexual toys and brochures testifying that he approved of them. Personally.
Naruto's old orphanage manager discovered likenesses of herself in compromising positions with a donkey, several gerbils, and the Fire Lady's cat plastered all over Konoha.
And to their horror, others started to warm up to D-X.
"...lllllllllllllllet's get ready to SUCK IIIIIIIIT!!!!" The by-now familiar battle cry of one Uzumaki Naruto rang through the Forest of Death. Several of his Kage Bunshin echoed the cry, ready to take out the Rain genin. The original Naruto grinned ferally, and-
Zzzip
Puzzled, Naruto looked down to see Anko innocently undoing his jumpsuit. "Well, you did say I should get ready to 'suck it.'"
"Yeah, but don't you think the timing's a bit awkward? I am about to beat someone's ass," replied a bemused Naruto.
He was promptly pulled aside by one of his Bunshin into a heated discussion ending in a fistbump. A chastened Naruto returned to Anko. "Sorry Anko-chan, he's absolutely right; there's always time to 'suck it.' Shall we go?" Slinging her over his shoulder, Naruto turned to the nearest Bunshin. "You got these jackasses?" After receiving a smirk in response he promptly bounded over the stunned Rain nin, who promptly watched the way Anko's coat failed to cover her girls...
... and lowered his head just in time to receive Sweet Chin Music to the face, the crunching of mask and bone echoing throughout the forest. Stunned, the hapless genin staggered blindly into a kick to the gut from another Bunshin. Doubled over, the Rain nin found his arms bound behind his back before his face was driven into the hard ground, courtesy of a Pedigree.
The Kage Bunshin pulled out a can of paint.
The rest of the Rain genin team rushed into the clearing to find their teammate with 'DX' spray-painted on his limp form, and several Narutos standing over him celebrating with their arms crossed over their head. One turned to the newcomers, grinned, and yelled, "And if you're not down with that, we got two words for ya!"
The other Bunshin crotch-chopped before replying, "SUCK IT!"
To their chagrin, the older citizens learned all about Degeneration-X.
Grocer Suzuki found his cucumbers replaced with similarly-shaped sexual toys and brochures testifying that he approved of them. Personally.
Naruto's old orphanage manager discovered likenesses of herself in compromising positions with a donkey, several gerbils, and the Fire Lady's cat plastered all over Konoha.
And to their horror, others started to warm up to D-X.
"...lllllllllllllllet's get ready to SUCK IIIIIIIIT!!!!" The by-now familiar battle cry of one Uzumaki Naruto rang through the Forest of Death. Several of his Kage Bunshin echoed the cry, ready to take out the Rain genin. The original Naruto grinned ferally, and-
Zzzip
Puzzled, Naruto looked down to see Anko innocently undoing his jumpsuit. "Well, you did say I should get ready to 'suck it.'"
"Yeah, but don't you think the timing's a bit awkward? I am about to beat someone's ass," replied a bemused Naruto.
He was promptly pulled aside by one of his Bunshin into a heated discussion ending in a fistbump. A chastened Naruto returned to Anko. "Sorry Anko-chan, he's absolutely right; there's always time to 'suck it.' Shall we go?" Slinging her over his shoulder, Naruto turned to the nearest Bunshin. "You got these jackasses?" After receiving a smirk in response he promptly bounded over the stunned Rain nin, who promptly watched the way Anko's coat failed to cover her girls...
... and lowered his head just in time to receive Sweet Chin Music to the face, the crunching of mask and bone echoing throughout the forest. Stunned, the hapless genin staggered blindly into a kick to the gut from another Bunshin. Doubled over, the Rain nin found his arms bound behind his back before his face was driven into the hard ground, courtesy of a Pedigree.
The Kage Bunshin pulled out a can of paint.
The rest of the Rain genin team rushed into the clearing to find their teammate with 'DX' spray-painted on his limp form, and several Narutos standing over him celebrating with their arms crossed over their head. One turned to the newcomers, grinned, and yelled, "And if you're not down with that, we got two words for ya!"
The other Bunshin crotch-chopped before replying, "SUCK IT!"