Naruto Laying the Smackethdown
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I was bored. So sue me.
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Scene Three: Forest of Death vs. Sound Nin
Naruto sat in the tree hollow, racking his brains. Sakura was doing nothing but fawning over Sasuke, and she seemed to be counting on him to protect them both if something else happened. Not that he would have done otherwise anyway, but it kinda grated on him to be taken for granted. Well, heÆd worry about that later. Right now, he needed to think of a new persona from his tapes to help him out.
The Legend Killer had worked surprisingly well, but Naruto wasnÆt under any delusions that it wouldnÆt have been otherwise if Orochimaru had paid the slightest bit of attention to him. Besides, it took a lot to get him worked up enough to assume that persona, no matter how strong it was. So he would need something different for a new attacker.
The Great One and The Rattlesnake would need to be saved for emergencies, and the Deadman? After what happened in wave, with him almost killing Haku, he didnÆt want to chance the deadman for a while. Maybe Sakura could give him an idea. ôHey, Sakura!ö he said quietly to get her attention. She paid no attention to him, her concentration on Sasuke too deep to be broken with just that. ôHey, Sakura!ö he said, a bit louder. Still, nothing.
After a few more fruitless tries, his volume steadily increasing each one, Naruto finally got up and waved his hand in front of her face. ôHello?ö he asked. ôIs anyone in there? Hello!ö Sakura started, and looked up.
ôSorry, Naruto.ö She said. ôIÆm just really tired right now. What do youàö she trailed off as she looked up at Naruto, who had just gotten the strangest look on his face. He waved her off, giving the universal ænever mindÆ gesture, and walked off a bit. Sakura shrugged. Naruto, after all, would be Naruto, and after his demonstration of his persona, she didnÆt really want to change that. But he really was confusing at the moment, wandering around their clearing and muttering æHelloÆ.
An hour later, they were attacked. Not by Orochimaru again, thank Kami, but by another trio of genin. NarutoÆs eyes narrowed as he examined them. There was a boy who was wrapped in bandages, another one who was just plain strange looking, andà æYes!ö he cried mentally. æA girl! A hot girl! ThisÆll work!Æ The three genin approached slowly, testing the area for traps as they went along. But they stopped as Naruto strode confidently out of the hollow wearing a towel.
At the sight, Zaku couldnÆt help but laugh. ôLook!ö he snorted to his comrades. ôWe caught them while he was taking a bath! HeÆs got no equipment, and he doesnÆt have that many jutsu, so Dosu! LetÆs get em!ö The bandage wrapped gennin and the strange one charged, howling for blood. But Naruto stopped them with a few words.
In a low voice, he said ôHello, Ladies!ö In a moment of confusion, the two skidded to a halt, looking at Naruto like he was insane. Naruto shook his head. ôNot you two. Her.ö He nodded at Kin, who turned bright red despite herself. ôNow that I have your attention, let me show you what a real man can do!ö Slowly, his hands slid downward toward his towel.
The two aggressive sound genin began to chuckle, and it soon turned to full blown laughter. ôZaku, this little bitch thinks that nudity will scare us.ö The bandaged nin began an exaggerated act of what he thought Naruto was going for. ôOh no! Please donÆt get naked! Looking at your pathetic body will make my eyes bleed!ö
Ignoring them, Naruto continued with his towel. He whipped it off, revealing that he was in fact wearing his boxers, and threw the towel towards the two cackling sound nin. Zaku caught it absentmindedly, and continued his laughter. But a hissing sound from the towel clued him in to the fact that they had a problem. Sure enough, Naruto had turned his towel into a warm, fluffy, active explosive note. The ensuing detonation set the two flying, their heads connecting solidly with trees.
After checking to make sure that they wouldnÆt be a threat anymore, Naruto looked over at Kin, who was still paralyzed with shock and awe where she stood. ôAnd thatÆs what a real man can do!ö he said with a smile. That broke Kin out of her daze, and she looked over at Naruto appreciatively.
ôI think weÆre going to be good friends.ö The sound kunoichi practically purred.
Still looking on from the hollow, Sakura tried in vain to get her mouth to close. æBut you canÆt make anything but paper into explosive notes!Æ she thought. She had no rebuttal, though, when Inner Sakura said æIt looks like no one ever bothered to tell Naruto that.Æ
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Scene Three: Forest of Death vs. Sound Nin
Naruto sat in the tree hollow, racking his brains. Sakura was doing nothing but fawning over Sasuke, and she seemed to be counting on him to protect them both if something else happened. Not that he would have done otherwise anyway, but it kinda grated on him to be taken for granted. Well, heÆd worry about that later. Right now, he needed to think of a new persona from his tapes to help him out.
The Legend Killer had worked surprisingly well, but Naruto wasnÆt under any delusions that it wouldnÆt have been otherwise if Orochimaru had paid the slightest bit of attention to him. Besides, it took a lot to get him worked up enough to assume that persona, no matter how strong it was. So he would need something different for a new attacker.
The Great One and The Rattlesnake would need to be saved for emergencies, and the Deadman? After what happened in wave, with him almost killing Haku, he didnÆt want to chance the deadman for a while. Maybe Sakura could give him an idea. ôHey, Sakura!ö he said quietly to get her attention. She paid no attention to him, her concentration on Sasuke too deep to be broken with just that. ôHey, Sakura!ö he said, a bit louder. Still, nothing.
After a few more fruitless tries, his volume steadily increasing each one, Naruto finally got up and waved his hand in front of her face. ôHello?ö he asked. ôIs anyone in there? Hello!ö Sakura started, and looked up.
ôSorry, Naruto.ö She said. ôIÆm just really tired right now. What do youàö she trailed off as she looked up at Naruto, who had just gotten the strangest look on his face. He waved her off, giving the universal ænever mindÆ gesture, and walked off a bit. Sakura shrugged. Naruto, after all, would be Naruto, and after his demonstration of his persona, she didnÆt really want to change that. But he really was confusing at the moment, wandering around their clearing and muttering æHelloÆ.
An hour later, they were attacked. Not by Orochimaru again, thank Kami, but by another trio of genin. NarutoÆs eyes narrowed as he examined them. There was a boy who was wrapped in bandages, another one who was just plain strange looking, andà æYes!ö he cried mentally. æA girl! A hot girl! ThisÆll work!Æ The three genin approached slowly, testing the area for traps as they went along. But they stopped as Naruto strode confidently out of the hollow wearing a towel.
At the sight, Zaku couldnÆt help but laugh. ôLook!ö he snorted to his comrades. ôWe caught them while he was taking a bath! HeÆs got no equipment, and he doesnÆt have that many jutsu, so Dosu! LetÆs get em!ö The bandage wrapped gennin and the strange one charged, howling for blood. But Naruto stopped them with a few words.
In a low voice, he said ôHello, Ladies!ö In a moment of confusion, the two skidded to a halt, looking at Naruto like he was insane. Naruto shook his head. ôNot you two. Her.ö He nodded at Kin, who turned bright red despite herself. ôNow that I have your attention, let me show you what a real man can do!ö Slowly, his hands slid downward toward his towel.
The two aggressive sound genin began to chuckle, and it soon turned to full blown laughter. ôZaku, this little bitch thinks that nudity will scare us.ö The bandaged nin began an exaggerated act of what he thought Naruto was going for. ôOh no! Please donÆt get naked! Looking at your pathetic body will make my eyes bleed!ö
Ignoring them, Naruto continued with his towel. He whipped it off, revealing that he was in fact wearing his boxers, and threw the towel towards the two cackling sound nin. Zaku caught it absentmindedly, and continued his laughter. But a hissing sound from the towel clued him in to the fact that they had a problem. Sure enough, Naruto had turned his towel into a warm, fluffy, active explosive note. The ensuing detonation set the two flying, their heads connecting solidly with trees.
After checking to make sure that they wouldnÆt be a threat anymore, Naruto looked over at Kin, who was still paralyzed with shock and awe where she stood. ôAnd thatÆs what a real man can do!ö he said with a smile. That broke Kin out of her daze, and she looked over at Naruto appreciatively.
ôI think weÆre going to be good friends.ö The sound kunoichi practically purred.
Still looking on from the hollow, Sakura tried in vain to get her mouth to close. æBut you canÆt make anything but paper into explosive notes!Æ she thought. She had no rebuttal, though, when Inner Sakura said æIt looks like no one ever bothered to tell Naruto that.Æ
I concur on the Wave mission, I would like to see it in detail.
As for the Team 7/10 vs Sound team - Team ten showed up *and watched* partway into the skirmish that Sakura was involved in while protecting Sasuke and Naruto and really didn't involve themselves until after Lee showed up, possibly because doing otherwise would have been too troublesome.
As for the Team 7/10 vs Sound team - Team ten showed up *and watched* partway into the skirmish that Sakura was involved in while protecting Sasuke and Naruto and really didn't involve themselves until after Lee showed up, possibly because doing otherwise would have been too troublesome.
I was loosing steam at the end of this snip, so I'll probably come back to it later.
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Scene Four: Zabuza
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Kakashi breathed out a sigh as he looked at his mobile genin team. Sasuke had acquitted himself well against the demon brothers, making it so both of them were damaged before Kakashi came out from hiding to stop them. Sakura had frozen, which was only to be expected. After all, it was her first real combat. Naruto, howeverà Naruto was the one that Kakashi was worried about.
He glanced over at his troubling genin as the blonde strolled along next to Tazuna. If you had asked, and forced an answer out of, Kakashi before hand, he would have pegged Naruto as the frozen type. But, no, when the Demon Brothers attacked, all Naruto had done was continue walking while his entourage protected Tazuna. It was like Naruto was too absorbed in that notebook of his to notice that his life was in mortal danger!
And that entourageà it was very, very odd. Kakashi had known people who used Kage Bunshin his entire life. He had seen the Third Hokage create a platoon of them to slay an Iwa battalion in the last war. HeÆd seen Hayate use them when he was sparring with himself. But never had Kakashi seen them be used for this. Three clones were lugging around what seemed to be a large pane of glass, while another five were practicing with various instruments that hung around their necks. To add to the strangeness, two more clones dressed up like pictures of a cowboy and a king were following along, talking loudly. Kakashi was actually struggling not to hear them.
ôThat was a great match, King.ö The cowboy one said, talking to absolutely no one. ôIn case you just joined us, you missed a hell of a match. Uchiha and Hatake managed to triumph over the devastating Demon Brothers in Tag Team action!ö
ôIt really was something!ö The royal clone replied. ôBut it was nothing compared to what we have in store for you next! In the main event, the one and only Konoha Rattlesnake, Uzumaki Naruto, will go one on one with a mystery opponent!ö
Kakashi shook his head, hoping that whatever Naruto had wasnÆt contagious. But as he tried to clear his head, his keen hearing picked up the whistle of a blade through the air. ôGet down!ö he yelled as he dove, pulling Tazuna with him. All the others hit the dirt, even the clones, just in time to avoid a giant sword coming at their heads. With a thunk, the blade bit deep into a tree.
The mysterious attacker appeared on the flat of blade, looking over his shoulder at the ninja on the ground. ôHeh, heh, heh.ö He chuckled. But before he could continue his monologue, the clones dressed like the king and cowboy sat down in newly-appeared chairs.
ôAnd the opponent has arrived!ö The cowboy screamed. The three clones carrying the glass grabbed large hammers out of their back pockets, and, as one, smashed through the thick pane. As the sound of breaking glass reverberated throughout the area, the five clones with instruments began their hasty song. And Naruto, the real one, leapt at Zabuza, knocking the surprised missing nin off of his perch.
ôThesz press!ö the cowboy yelled as Naruto landed on the missing nin and began to pound his face repeatedly. ôHeÆs beating the holy hell out of him, King! Which will break first, this guyÆs head or UzumakiÆs hand?ö The cloneÆs questions was answered as Zabuza, now showing blood through his face wrappings, powered to his feet, throwing Naruto off.
ôBrat!ö Zabuza screamed, rage and violence echoing in his voice. ôI donÆt think you know who youÆre dealing with! But itÆs time to show you!ö With a snarl, he drew his sword out of the tree. The huge blade moved at speeds the defied its size, edge whistling toward the spot where Naruto had been seconds before. But Naruto was already too close for the blade to hit him.
ôEH-EH!ö Naruto yelled, and raised his two middle fingers in proud salute. A kick to ZabuzaÆs gut followed, which was finished by one of the most dangerous moves in NarutoÆs arsenal. ôSTUNNER!ö One of the clones screamed. ôSTUNNER! Uzumaki connects with the Stone Cold Stunner!ö Indeed, Zabuza was flying backwards, flopping around like a fish out of water.
Naruto began celebrating, but it was too soon. Zabuza, who had recovered too quickly for NarutoÆs taste, took another swing with his blade. If Kakashi hadnÆt interrupted the strike, it would have taken Naruto through the middle. As Naruto watched Kakashi and Zabuza square off, he could only think that his stunner needed a bit more practice.
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Scene Four: Zabuza
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Kakashi breathed out a sigh as he looked at his mobile genin team. Sasuke had acquitted himself well against the demon brothers, making it so both of them were damaged before Kakashi came out from hiding to stop them. Sakura had frozen, which was only to be expected. After all, it was her first real combat. Naruto, howeverà Naruto was the one that Kakashi was worried about.
He glanced over at his troubling genin as the blonde strolled along next to Tazuna. If you had asked, and forced an answer out of, Kakashi before hand, he would have pegged Naruto as the frozen type. But, no, when the Demon Brothers attacked, all Naruto had done was continue walking while his entourage protected Tazuna. It was like Naruto was too absorbed in that notebook of his to notice that his life was in mortal danger!
And that entourageà it was very, very odd. Kakashi had known people who used Kage Bunshin his entire life. He had seen the Third Hokage create a platoon of them to slay an Iwa battalion in the last war. HeÆd seen Hayate use them when he was sparring with himself. But never had Kakashi seen them be used for this. Three clones were lugging around what seemed to be a large pane of glass, while another five were practicing with various instruments that hung around their necks. To add to the strangeness, two more clones dressed up like pictures of a cowboy and a king were following along, talking loudly. Kakashi was actually struggling not to hear them.
ôThat was a great match, King.ö The cowboy one said, talking to absolutely no one. ôIn case you just joined us, you missed a hell of a match. Uchiha and Hatake managed to triumph over the devastating Demon Brothers in Tag Team action!ö
ôIt really was something!ö The royal clone replied. ôBut it was nothing compared to what we have in store for you next! In the main event, the one and only Konoha Rattlesnake, Uzumaki Naruto, will go one on one with a mystery opponent!ö
Kakashi shook his head, hoping that whatever Naruto had wasnÆt contagious. But as he tried to clear his head, his keen hearing picked up the whistle of a blade through the air. ôGet down!ö he yelled as he dove, pulling Tazuna with him. All the others hit the dirt, even the clones, just in time to avoid a giant sword coming at their heads. With a thunk, the blade bit deep into a tree.
The mysterious attacker appeared on the flat of blade, looking over his shoulder at the ninja on the ground. ôHeh, heh, heh.ö He chuckled. But before he could continue his monologue, the clones dressed like the king and cowboy sat down in newly-appeared chairs.
ôAnd the opponent has arrived!ö The cowboy screamed. The three clones carrying the glass grabbed large hammers out of their back pockets, and, as one, smashed through the thick pane. As the sound of breaking glass reverberated throughout the area, the five clones with instruments began their hasty song. And Naruto, the real one, leapt at Zabuza, knocking the surprised missing nin off of his perch.
ôThesz press!ö the cowboy yelled as Naruto landed on the missing nin and began to pound his face repeatedly. ôHeÆs beating the holy hell out of him, King! Which will break first, this guyÆs head or UzumakiÆs hand?ö The cloneÆs questions was answered as Zabuza, now showing blood through his face wrappings, powered to his feet, throwing Naruto off.
ôBrat!ö Zabuza screamed, rage and violence echoing in his voice. ôI donÆt think you know who youÆre dealing with! But itÆs time to show you!ö With a snarl, he drew his sword out of the tree. The huge blade moved at speeds the defied its size, edge whistling toward the spot where Naruto had been seconds before. But Naruto was already too close for the blade to hit him.
ôEH-EH!ö Naruto yelled, and raised his two middle fingers in proud salute. A kick to ZabuzaÆs gut followed, which was finished by one of the most dangerous moves in NarutoÆs arsenal. ôSTUNNER!ö One of the clones screamed. ôSTUNNER! Uzumaki connects with the Stone Cold Stunner!ö Indeed, Zabuza was flying backwards, flopping around like a fish out of water.
Naruto began celebrating, but it was too soon. Zabuza, who had recovered too quickly for NarutoÆs taste, took another swing with his blade. If Kakashi hadnÆt interrupted the strike, it would have taken Naruto through the middle. As Naruto watched Kakashi and Zabuza square off, he could only think that his stunner needed a bit more practice.
YOu know you have to somehow.. get a Bra and Panties match between the various Kunoichi into this story... (Perhaps HInata Vs Ino Vs Kin ?)
and have JR!Naruto Kage bunshin scream about Puppies... which has a very confused kiba looking around for them while Akamaru hides his face in his paws in embarassment
and have JR!Naruto Kage bunshin scream about Puppies... which has a very confused kiba looking around for them while Akamaru hides his face in his paws in embarassment