Akamatsuverse Love Ronin

Jakarta, Indonesia

There were few who would say President Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono was an uneducated man. Indeed, his title during his service in his country's military had been "the thinking general". But at the moment, he was fairly certain he had become the dumbest man in the world.

He was currently waiting on a dock in Tanjung Priok in the early morning hours with only a token staff. Waiting for a mythical goddess to appear. He repressed another sigh as he looked over at the boy who had convinced him to come.

"Gema..."

"She'll be here... Trust me, Mr. President sir, she said she'd be here," the little boy spoke. The President of Indonesia was not very sure why he'd agreed to come out here. This incredible certainty had sprung up inside him, and had stayed strong the whole time.

The fact little Gema Pertiwi had appeared via a waterspout right in his office had also built his case. But, five hours in the cold night had dampened his spirits. Even the first light of the rising sun couldn't raise his spirits very much. The boy though... He hadn't lost hope.

"Mr. President...?" One of his aides asked. Yudhoyono looked back, and shook his head.

"Give it... A little longer," he said.

"But Mr President-"

"I said... A little longer," he said. He turned back to the sea. Gema smiled happily at him, before looking back with him. The young boy then shivered.

"She... She's here," he whispered.

The water in front of them began to boil, and light shown brightly. Green light, that is. A large shape burst out of the water, and the President's aides fell back. His bodyguards pulled out their weapons.

"No, no! It's all right!" Yudhoyono called, raising his hand. He looked back at the shape, which seemed to be composed of water. Quickly though, this water shrank and compressed, forming a shape Yudhoyono had heard of in legends and myths. A beautiful mermaid, with an extremely long, fish-like tail instead of legs.

The water became opaque, and the figure before them lowered herself until her eyes met those of the President and little Gema.

"Nyai Roro Kidul," Gema murmured. The sea goddess smiled warmly.

"Hello Gema... And Mr. President," she said respectfully. "I hope my messenger didn't disturb you too much?"

"Not at all," Yudhoyono managed in a polite tone. "He, after all, led us to you."

"That he did," Nyai Roro Kidul said. Gema blushed, pleased at the praise.

"So, Nyai Roro Kidul... What can we do for you?" The President asked.

"Why, Mr. President! I believe the real question is... What can I do for you?"
 

Crusader

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For some reason I'd like to write a snippet about Kopassus, the Special Forces Command of the Indonesian army hunting down and destroying one monster or a group of monsters from the Indonesian mythology, while being backed up by artillery and AFVs and a few Mi-35 Hinds or the Indonesian Air Force intercepting and shooting down a flying abomination or an having the crew of an Indonesian navy ship coming under attack forcing them to fight for their lives against whatever's attacking them, but then I realize how little knowledge I have of the monsters that exist in Indonesian mythology and that I should probably leave the writing of such snippets to people with more knowledge about it than me.

One idea I suddenly had was having India, Indonesia and Australia pooling their resources together in order to find a way to utilize magitech to raise landmasses under the ocean, while containing the damages of earthquakes, to gain natural resources, places to grow crops and lessen overpopulation, and that other nations have gained interest in this project.
 

Crusader

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What about having the North Koreans, through the use of magitech and nanomachines, construct the Type-07 Supergun from Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction? Basically Choi Song, the main antagonist from the game, has made some shady alliances in order to get his hands on the blueprints of whichever Mahou Gear convenient enough to mass produce as well as magitech.
 
Crusader said:
What about having the North Koreans, through the use of magitech and nanomachines, construct the Type-07 Supergun from Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction? Basically Choi Song, the main antagonist from the game, has made some shady alliances in order to get his hands on the blueprints of whichever Mahou Gear convenient enough to mass produce as well as magitech.
That would work.

Okay... The basics. From the first century AD onwards, native mystical creature populations have dwindled in the majority of places on Earth. Preternatural humans and simple human technology and numbers were beginning to drive all but the most powerful demons and other creatures into hiding or even extinction. Ultimately, five hundred years ago most of these entities withdraw into a parallel dimension, called the Land of Mirrors, the Netherworld, Otherworld, you name it. Nation states emerged in this world, and warfare did ensue.

Around the year 1995, a portal was opened between our world and theirs by accident, and the resulting flood of psychokinetic energies washed across our planet. It was around the same time as significant solar wind activity though, and there was little harm done. Births of preternatural children, however, began to rise dramatically.

However, a result of this was that preternaturally-powered humans began to be born at a much higher rate than before. More portals opened, and sightings of UFOs and monsters began to grow. It wasn't until 2004, however, that one demon lord who had become aware of the fact the modern human world was accessible did anything about it. He gathered some intelligence, mainly by determining what nations were the strongest on Earth. He decided he'd go into battle and conquer a nation or two on Earth to make part of his empire.

He went in, fully expecting humans to crumble given that he had magic and a vast army of orcs, monsters, demons, and flying dragons, harpies, and other unpleasant creatures at his disposal. He appeared over New York City at the head of one of his airborne armies and loudly yelled at the city to surrender, or face his wrath.

The United States Navy and Air Force's response was a firm negative, and despite the demon lord's confidence, it turns out that conventional missiles, guns, and rockets kill demons. Pretty damn well, actually.

His army was slaughtered over New York City, Moscow, and London. A few other demon lords also mounted raids and strikes against other nations, thinking they'd succeed where the others failed. They didn't fare any better.

Gerihn, a United Nations think-tank, "discovers" how to create portals and provides the means for the various attacked nations to strike back. However, in light of this, cooler heads in the Otherworld prevail and open diplomatic relations. They try to make up for the actions of the rogues by trading magic and knowledge, and consumerism comes to their world in turn.

However, portals can still be opened at will in either world, and so random demons continue to raid other nations or support various groups in exchange for technology, human flesh, or whatever else they might want. At the same time, magical girls have begun to emerge in much greater numbers.

By the year 2010, the fruits of magitech are becoming clear, as are those involved with relations with the Otherworld (though travel to and from there is very tightly controlled by the world governments). Opening portals anywhere on the planet is still beyond the capabilities of the various governments, and so conventional logistics is still badly needed-Especially when a few other nations on the other side of the portal begin to adapt to the threats of modern warfare.

How's that all sound?
 

ringlhach

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GEHIRN, huh?

Sounds interesting, although now I'm thinking magically altered plagues.
 

Shaderic

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Char Aznable said:
How did Magica Mundis respond to all of this?
Considering that Demons are summoned from outside of the Magical world, and I was wondering where exactly they fit into CE's plans... Who the hell knows.

Maybe bring up a debate in Mundus about integration vs non-integration.
 
You know, maybe I'm just getting way too serious for this. After all, it's Love Hina. Somebody write something funny about all this, quick.
 

Finbar

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Hmmm.....

Mind if I write something involving Harry Potter for the UK?

Oh yes, I have some ideas......


Quite a lot really.

so long as you dont mind Harry leading an Air Force.

Cheers

Finbar
 
Finbar said:
Hmmm.....

Mind if I write something involving Harry Potter for the UK?

Oh yes, I have some ideas......


Quite a lot really.

so long as you dont mind Harry leading an Air Force.

Cheers

Finbar
Not at all, Finbar. Go for it.
 

Char Aznable

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Shaderic said:
Char Aznable said:
How did Magica Mundis respond to all of this?
Considering that Demons are summoned from outside of the Magical world, and I was wondering where exactly they fit into CE's plans... Who the hell knows.

Maybe bring up a debate in Mundus about integration vs non-integration.
This might make sense.
 

Finbar

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After Voldemort's return, I didnt think life could get any worse. I'd spent a year being tortured by a teacher, taunted by the Slytherins with no chance to retaliate, my brain raped by Snape and the school mostly turned against me.

How wrong I was.

From notes and research we found later, Hermione thinks that Voldemort had found out about the existence of Virus' had tried to create a magical virus to kill off all the Muggles and Muggleborn. She thinks the base research came from a Demonic ally that was killed in late 95 with the rest of the invasion.

Hermione also pointed out that Tom had the writing ability of a half trained chimp and that while he was a genius in some areas, he was no genius at Biology.

By the time anyone realised what was happening, I was a third of my way into 6th year and it was too late to stop it. A magically active virus, created to rupture the magic of the individual, that killed 9 in 10 Pureblood Males. It seemed that the more Pure your blood was, the harder you were hit. The way you found out you were affected? Quite literally, the magic pooled in the area of greatest concentration in your body and then exploded. Not a huge explosion, but after Drago Malfoy's entire crotch went up as he walked to dinner, showering the nearby Slytherins in blood, we figured it was enough.
Ron is now missing his right hand, left eye and right leg below the knee He was also made sterile. He says he is racing Mad eye to the 'most parts lost' scorecard. He and Ginny are the only Weasleys left.

The worse news was that Magic couldnt heal the damage. Quite literally, it was magically inert for the next few weeks till the Virus died. But by then, it was too late, regrowing couldnt occur.

3 in 5 Pureblood females died. 1 in 10 Halfboods and 1 in 20 Muggleborn. Hermione also noted that those who had Non Human blood were not affected at all.

Which didnt explain why every single werewolf died. Didnt explain why Sirius did'nt either.
Voldemort did what noone else had been able to do in over two thousand years. He destroyed British Wizarding society.

We lost almost half the school and Professor Sinestra, Snape and Dumbledoor. The ministry fell after the third week. The Goverment literally couldnt function with 90 percent of the people working there dead. the survivors put themselves into senior positions and we mostly ignored them.

Then we found out that the Virus had spread to France. From there, the rest of the world. We didnt even consider Quarantine, as we only found out about it after it had already spread. Hell, Hemrione was the only one to even say the word and that was after I got out of the Hospital.

Turns out that Snake Lips had the Virus and the shock of his Magic giving a full body rupture resounded down my Link with him and blew out my scar.

Ironic really, Madame Pomfrey thinks that this made me immune to the Virus too, and because I wasnt infected, they were able to heal it immediately. So, no more scar for me.

However, this led to other problems.

What do you do with 300 Survivors of a biological attack, who's entire society was destroyed by one of their own, who are mostly under 16 years of age and have only half a clue about Muggle society?

According to the Ministry, we need to Breed. We had 6 months for all single surviving males of over 16 years of age to attatch themselves to at least 4 girls. With Ron unable to Breed, he told Hermione and Me, at wand point, that we will be together. I was also informed that I would be taking Ginny too. Because Weasleys need to renew their numbers so their plan to take over the world can continue. Somehow those two came to some sort of conclusion and Daphne Greengrass and Susan Bones were added. I was informed of this after the fact., though, I must point out, I didnt protest very hard at all.

In the end, Professor Sprout became Headmistress and ordered Professor Flitwick to advise first the Goblins and then the Prime minister of what had happened.

Rest of the year was kind of a blur. In the end, it was decided that NEWTS were kind of pointless in a society where they no longer applied. So we were taught Maths, Science, History and so on. The Goblins had made use of their contacts and bought in Squibs, Muggleborn and so on who were teachers. Lots of them. We were studying in groups of 6, with a teacher assigned to that group.

This meant that we were at 'acceptable' levels of education when we finished the year.

Then the world began to change. We only found out about it because we now had the Times delivered along side the Daily Prophet. Portals, Demons, Magitech, Magic Girls, the fall of Russia, the Chaos in Japan, China's civil war, The nuking of Vladivostok, The Invasion of Australia.

Suddenly we were in a horrible new world. One where the Statute of Secrecy meant both more and less than ever. People didnt hunt Magic users now, but the very few who were outed, were shunned, reviled and praised. Often in the same breath. Me, I found the Irony delicious.

In the end, it was Hermione who found us our place. Not for all the Magicals, but for a group of us, it was enough.

The Chaser girls, Angelina, Katie and Alicia. Ginny, Ron, Luna, Susan and Daphne, Sirius as the guy who spoke to the public on our behalf and thirty others. Along with Professor's Flitwick and Babbling and Hagrid.

It was Ron who had given us the idea. A group of 'rogue' French magic girls had strafed London, Backed up by their Demonic allies, causing a few thousand deaths and national outrage. We were reading about it when Ron simply pointed out how he'd love to be up there, showing them how a REAL magic user fights in the air.

The room went silent for about ten seconds and then everyone, and I do mean EVERYONE, turned to look at Hermione.

"The Goverment wont hire us til we are all at least 18" was her reply, as she was busy scribbling some notes on parchment. "That doesnt mean we cant prepare. We have less than 2 years to build everything we need" she handed Cho a list of books "Get me those"

It was Ginny, who was brave enough to ask the question that half of us wanted to know. (the half that understood how Hermione thought and could follow her train of thought in our Caboose of Crazy)
"So we are going to build new Brooms?"

Hermione shook her head, making more notes before looking up at us with crazed, grief filled eyes. "Those bitches killed my parents. Brooms arent fast enough, arent manouverable enough and a single wand doesnt hit hard enough. I want them dead."

That was it really. We had closed ranks prettly tightly over the past few months and now one of us had been affected. Hurt one, hurt us all.

So, we worked our arses off. 16 hour days, of study, building and later, training. We went through no less than a dozen proto-types before Hermione's idea of 'enough' and my need certain levels of manouverability and speed met.

We had accomplished something that only the Deranged Genius of the British wizarding world could accomplish. What we couldnt find, we bought, What we couldnt buy, we hired Goblins to steal. what we couldnt have stolen, was aquired through assault.

The technology was the bastard mutant offspring of a half dozen parents and a weasel. We had Silver Millenium targeting systems, mixed with some sort of semi-sentient controlled staves that fired off horrifically powerful blasts. We had Missiles, that were grown, using the devices of the Pretty Scout girls and their Armours of Lovely Justice. I still shudder slightly thinking about their plans for a fascist anti-gerotocracy, where people will by killed off at age 20 because they cant imagine properly any more. I personally blew the head of their Pink, talking Weasel. It was a tougher fight than you'd think, especially with it's freaking glowing battle axe of doom.

The Armour was something called Poly-ceramics, built around a carbon fibre frame, all with lightening charms, unbreakable charms and much more.

She went a bit crazy on the flight suits. I think that by that stage, she had been drinking too much coffee and going without sleep for far too long. So, a Black, with emerald green trim rubber and dragon hide suit that was more than a little too tight, based off something she called a Plug Suit, but with armour. We had a full face helmet, thank the gods that had little bits of glowing information we could see. Hermione called it a 'M-Hud' or an 'uh-huh'(I think) but I'm not soo sure. all I know is that the Guns will automatically track what I look at with my eyes. It's kind of cool really, I can even see how fast I am going, my heading and height.

When he first saw it, Colin Creevy revealed his Fanboy geek routs by calling it the bastard offspring of an X Wing and a Broom, while a Mimbari Fighter whacked off onto the Broom's face.

Ginny hexed him for that.

However, We are now ready. There will be 16 of us in the air, with the absolute final word in the Magic War, Air combat. I wanted to call them Phoenixes, Ron wanted to call them Snake-Eaters, Hermione and Ginny hit us with cushions and informed us that they are the H-12 Attack Craft, also known as the Griffin. Apparently the 12 is because it was the 12th version. H for Hogwarts. she also mentioned Stealth, reconnisance and Bombing craft for later on.

But for now, here I am, strapped too tightly into a Hybrid of magics and charms, with a skin that, with luck, will make me safer than the enemy. I have 15 of my best friends streaking along in formation, only a few dozen feet behind me, while sensors hunt out the band of flying, fire breathing, demonic ptyrodactyls, who are back. I am currently doing Mach 2.3 in a 25ft long craft that Hermione says was loosely based on some movies and the like she has seen. I am half laying, half sitting, in a frame, with a clear window around me, giving me lots of view forward. Around me is an X, that stretches out 4 feet from me. On the top two ends are missile pods, on the bottom two, are heavy Plasma canons. Sitting just over my head, is the fast firing gun-thing. The entire craft manouvers like a swallow and is powered by my magic.

I am the nastiest thing in the air and my sense of mercy was left behind at the air base.

For God, Queen and Country. We will send them back to the Hell that spawned them.

I'm, 18 years old, By ministerial command, I will have a Harem, once the negotiations finished. My best friends are alive and safe and I'm about to pick a fight with the force that hurt one of them. Every man wants to be me, for some unknown reason and more than half the women I know want to bed me.

My name is Harry Potter, Griffin Lead, Callsign Seeker. I am in the air and hunting. They dont stand a chance.

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Yes, Harry is one of the owners of a company that is on retainer from the British government to aid in the defense of the nation from Supernatural threats. And he has a harem. He doesnt mind too much, but known to avoid the house on clearly marked days. He has also gotten the necessary help (from the girls) to help build his self confidence. Especially since Voldemort, Dumbledore and Snape, the three biggest threats to his sanity and self esteem, are dead. He hasnt seen the Dursleys in years!

This means that the UK has a nasty magical airforce available. Who will also do ground attacks (fly in, blast stuff, land, a few shrinking charms and put the fighter in a box, then attack on land). That it is lead by a clean cut, good looking hero type, with his harem, and has Sirius Black as it's PR guy, is giving the government a headache.
The Magical government hates them, but Harry and crew simply ignore them, they are pointless.
 
Damn Finbar, just... Damn. Impressive. And you got Harry a harem, but didn't have Ron as a douchebag! Very impressive.

Though where did you get China's civil war, the nuking of Vladivostok, and the Invasion of Australia?

Russia would be in the midst of civil war. Whether or not the US and other powers would intervene is a matter of debate. If they didn't, they run the risk of Russia becoming a hostile nation. If they do, they run the same risk.
 

Finbar

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I've been reading too much warren Ellis of late....

I figured somewhere should be nuked, so Vladivostok. It could have been one of a dozen groups and factions, threatens Japan and China and Russia.

Chinese Civil War? Magic girls Vs Communist repressive government Vs Demonic armies.... For great justice!

As for Australia, if you have access to 'Gates' and other forms of mass transport, it makes a great staging point for an invading demonic army to strike at...wherever they want, without worrying about their gate into the US being stomped.

I was making shit up to make the world nastier:) Maybe I should stop reading Cthuhlutech?

Cheers

Finbar
 

Finbar

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and now, i'm working on a Ranma one.......

Which is even more unhappy:)
Cheers

Finbar
 

Finbar

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My name is Ranma Saotome and I hunt Magic Girls.

To be precise, I dont just hunt them, I also hunt demons, mages, mad scientists, assasins, murderers, psychotics and magic girls.

Yes, I do class them all in the same group.

It comes down to a simple situation. I get paid a rather large sum of money to do so.

Thats right, Mr Incredible, Mr Wonderful, Mr Best of his generation, is a mercenary for hire. Generally by the Government, but not always. Like, for instance, right now.

I've been hired by Shiba Konneko's parents to retrieve her from the magic girl squad that has abducted and brain washed her, and deliver her to the government facility who will fix her brain, from how some talking animal convinced her that she was the inheritor of the great magical powers of some ancient mystic land.

Goddam talking animals.


No, seriously, these bloody vermin, They are destroying good families by pandering to the delusion of some pubescent girl who grew up reading manga and when it is suddenly thrust upon them, actually thinks it's real and that they arent just a ordinary girl with special abilities that require years of training.

One of the Doc's I talk to on occasion, thinks the talking animals may well be some kind of Imp or lesser demon, a shape shifting one, who feeds off the magical energies of the girl they attach to,

I dunno bout that, what I do know is when you pop it's head off, knock out the target and high tail it out of there, the entire pack gives chase. Usually with screams about Love and Beauty, and Villain and stuff.

Still, *whoops* at least this lot dont have powered flying armour and city-buster energy attacks. *duck* I remember one of those groups, bout 6 months ago. I ended up having to drug them in their sleep, geek the critter and make off with them before they woke up from their experimential relationship based sleep.

Some people call it a puppy pile.

I try not to look at a pile of naked thirteen year old girls at any time, thats just pervy.

So, anyway, I tracked them down, drugged them into deeper sleep, killed their critter and sent em off to the Facility to get processed.

Good money if you can pull it off.

Hang on a sec, this jump is kinda tricky, when you have a sleeping teenager on your shoulder and a half dozen brats are trying to kill you with cute attacks.

*oof* damm, almost got me there.

anyway, where was I? Oh yeah. Good money.

but why do I need good money? Thats what I bet you want to know.

Hang on, just gotta get this *Bam* yeah, much better, a few hundred punches to the face is gonna deter even the most determined magic girl. Best way I know for them to give me space, is break some noses and their whole determination just falls right off.

Anyway, you wanted to know?

Demons.

What?

Oh, you wanted the whole story? You wont get it.

The basic run down is, you remember the Nerima Portal? Yeah, the first one. The big one. Turns out, it wasnt a Demon Lord that started that one, no. It was a human. Well, for given values of human. Happosai, my Pops old master was a complete bastard, he used to summon minor demons and the like to 'test' me and Pops.

the problem was the big surge in magic meant the scroll he used got out of control and before we knew it, there was a freaking demon army on our front door.

It wasnt pretty or nice. I managed to get Kasumi away in time, Nabiki and Mom were injured and I had to leave them with Doc Tofu before going back.

It took almost a day and a half of nonstop fighting, in a fighting retreat before the Army finally turned up in force. By that stage, most of Nerima was rubble, Pops and Mr Tendo were dead, Akane had lost it, she was all curled up under some rubble and catatonic. It's been 2 years now and she is showing no sign of ever coming out.

Turns out that Nabiki had the bottom of her spine damaged, she mostly uses a wheelchair now, but can get around on crutches if she needs.

Mom, well, Mom and I had a little discussion and she's dropped the Manly bullshit.

Nobody knows what happened to the Amazons. I'd bet they made a quick retreat and are nice and safe back in their village. For given values of safe.

Ukyo and Konatsu managed to get out. Last I heard, they had opened a store in Kyoto, right next to a major temple, and had a quick way into it's grounds in case of demonic invasion.

Nobody had seen Ryouga for like a month before and nothing since. Either he'd dead or he'll turn up.

So, anyway, I'm now having to support Mom and Kasumi as well as find a way to pay Nabiki's medical costs. Lets just say the insurance payout wasnt nearly what I'd hoped it would be.

also had to learn money fast.

Hang on a sec, incoming magic girls.

*SHAH*

well,thats better. I've stopped using emotional Chi and now use pure Chi. It can punch through most magical defenses like they arent there and puts down most things, up to and including hyper agressive 8 year olds in powered armour.

Goddam Magic Girls.

anyway, so there I was, spending more money than I had to keep the girls happy, and Daisuke's mom tracks me down. turns out her family is loaded. Like, seriously loaded. and he has a Niece that has gone missing.

Well, shit. that makes her as good as family in my mind, so I drop tools and go find out whats happened. Turns out, the stupid bimbo met a talking puppy who told her she was a magic girl and the bint believed it. Anyway, she was now living in the ruins of an old temple, claiming it was the remenants of the Hidden Kingdom of the Fairies and that she would be it's new queen, once they defeated the evil Winter Kingdom.

Thats when the puppy started savaging my ankles.

and she hit me in the face with her Dream-sparkles-Ray

Ok, She got me, but anyone would have been surprised by that and she was one of the first Magic Girls since that damm Senshi thing a few years before.

So, after I woke up, I managed to track her down, in the next room, where she said how glad she was that I had been cleaned of Winter Taint, and would I like some milk.

Once I managed to get the whole story out of her, it wasnt hard to agree to watch over her while she slept, then hit a sleep point, surprise the stupid dog and carry them both home.

As you can imagine,the parents were not impressed and long story short, she is now working for some government agency dealing with magical threats to the world. The parents were so happy to have her home, they gave me a freaking huge amount of money.

That made Nabiki happy. It also meant we could afford to go on a shopping trip, so Mom and Kasumi were happy. If they were happy, I was happy.

Then about a week later, it happened again.

Long story short, pretty soon, I was known as 'The' go to guy when it came to dealing with Magic Girls. The government and army couldnt take them down without serious loss of life, and noone else was doing it.

So, a bit of studying later and I got some fancy bits of paper making me an official retriever.

So, long story short. If your teenage or younger girl goes missing and she has just found some new pet, people come to me. Sure, about one in ten has become a magic girl and the rest have run away, gone to live with a boyfriend, or been kidnapped for whatever reason, thats where the other things I hunt down come in, but when I do get a bloody magic girl.....

So, anyway, Nabiki took up with the various parents, formed a support group and more importantly, got the necessary research done. End result is The Institute. It has military guards, serious security and structural integrity and damm fine head shrinkers.

They were the people that found out that if you kill the Pet, the girls recover much quicker.

Of course, like now, you need to get away from killing the pet and making off with their supposed little gang leader.

anyway, I'm gonna wrap this up. The stupid bimbos have been giving nonstop chase for a few hours now, they are tired, sore, lightly injured aaaaaandd... the army guys just popped them full of tranqs.

Yeah. I'm just that good.

Thats 7 magic girls bagged and tagged, their pets dead and parents satisfied.

My Name is Ranma Saotome. My full time job, is tracking down teenage girls, killing their pets and if i'm lucky, I get to punch them in the face and tell them to stop being so stupid.

It's good to be me.
 

Crusader

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Good one, Finbar. Cynicism, adventure and profit piled together in one neat package of cynical enjoyment.

Maybe I should start re-reading all my Delta Green books.

How do you think a group of Chinese commandos would handle a coven of magical girls?
 

Mercsenary

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Suddenly:

An image of an unwilling "Tuxedo Mask" character fleeing to the government as his team of magical girls are all trying to bag him.

:rofl:

"OH GOD HELP ME! They're everywhere! When I go to school, when I sleep, when I wake up. WHEN IM IN THE BATHROOM!"
 

Finbar

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Well, if you want comedy.....

there are the two or three dozen magic girls and magic girl groups that work for the government that are lusting after Ranma. He was the HERO who saved the beautiful princess (them).

He is tall and buff and strong and dreamy and they are aged 12-18 years old...

So, Ranma has magic girl stalkers.

As for how the Chinese Government would take Magic Girls...... The Power of Communism!!

Cant you just see the Communist team?

The Worker! She is the super-strong one.

The Power of the People! Can do the clone thing

Swift Judgement! Flight, Super blast, etc.

The Peoples Way! She can also sing....

etc.

The most amusing thing is in private, they cant decide who is hotter, Ranma or Keitaro. This leads to cat fights.

Of course, when the Chinese Government abducts some Japanese magic girls for indoctrination, this will lead to a Team Up!

Ranma and Keitaro, who are unified in their hysterical laughter of Tuxedo Mask.

Cheers

Finbar
 

Crusader

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I could imagine 5th Special Forces Group, 1st Battalion, D Company, known as the Ghosts, and the counter-terrorist strike forces of Rainbow having a field day handling Mahou Gears and magical girl terrorists, adversaries that usually battle magical girls, while uncovering conspiracies and plots on a daily basis.
 

Finbar

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So.... Simonbob ad me were talking....

Oh wow.... I just have so god dammed many little snippets I want to pop out....

Hey AJT.... Roughly how many Magic Girls are there in Japan?

50?

500?

5000?

Cause..... you know how this will end.


Mitsubishi Corporation is proud to announce that their research facility now has 24/7 Magic girl Security! Thats right, only the best and brightest have been choosen and now they are fullowing their destinies They were chosen to make the world safer and they are, by making sure that Mitsubishi is secure and will have the finest automobiles with the latest in safety technology available to you the consumer in record time!

Pluto Enterprises is proud to announce the launch of their new subsidary company, Pretty Soldier Personell! The best and brightest magic girls and super-powered girls are hired and waiting to work you YOU! Be it as personal security, diplomatic protection, corporate security, product endorsement and more, you can have one of these beautiful young ladies working for you.

Remember folks, the age of consent in Japan is between 14 and 16 depending on which part you are in.

*shudder*

What a wonderful world.

Cheers

Finbar
 

Tonyloco

Well-Known Member
You know, while this story about magical girls can be fun and a little wacky, we are forgetting the second part of the formula, the bad girls, the magical ladies, the magical MILFS, the magical woman.

The Beryl type of women who had a dreaded, boring like, and where given some power and excuse to use it.

Think about it, with all the magical girls running around they do need to have some nemesis, opponents and the like.

I would think that this could make Ranma's and Keitaro's life much worse having a bunch of sexy older girls/women after them trying to converthem to their cause, to get a good laid, or even to just have fun at their expense.

I was thinking that they are old enough to not fall for the magical princess gimmick, they are intelligent enough to know that they can use and abuse their powers to become something more than a normal salary women with a boring life.

I can easily see Ranma being hit on, stalked and even hired by some Mikami type of magical woman to get rid of their own magical girl problems.

Who says that he only has to deal with the younger generation :)
 
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