Make BPen a mod.
Of all the people in this forum, Bluepencil is the only one I've absolutely positively NEVER seen lose his cool. Everyone else at some point has.
As for me, I'm stating right here and now that I have no interest in being a mod, so not only am I not nominating myself, I urge everyone else to not even bother nominating me, assuming they are insane enough to do so anyway
Work and gaming leave too little time for me to do much more than daily check for new accounts to authorize and glance at new posts, and I am also an user, so I'd want to post myself rather than spend all that time modding new posts.
It'd be different if this was my forum, as I'd effectively be the admin, but as things are, I'm not interested.
Just an advance warning for anyone crazy enough to entertain ideas of nominating me.