Akamatsuverse Negima fused loop madness
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When Negi got out of bed, he noticed something was different about the current loop. Specifically, he was fifteen instead of ten, just like when he used the aging pills to masquerade as his 'Cousin Nagi' in previous loops. Looking around his room, he found paperwork giving him the location of the school he would be teaching in this loop. Something about the name seemed familiar, but he couldn't place it.
An hour later, having arrived at his new job and gotten the principal to understand that, yes, he really was the new English teacher despite the fact that he was about the same age as the students, he headed to his class.
"Good morning class, my name is Negi Springfield, and I am your new English teacher." He introduced himself.
Various members of the class whispered to each other about the youth of their new teacher. Then he heard one comment that made him realize what was familiar about the name of the school.
"So that's why Hotaru is sweet on him." A blonde girl with odangos in her hair said.
Negi had spent relatively few loops with the Senshi, none of them in their home loop before. He had also spent very little of those loops in his Nagi persona. As such, the only girls that had really attached to him were the two who were approximately his age, while the others went after older people (Though Chibi-Usa would promptly age herself and seek out Ranma if he was available). This time, the girls were seeing what he looked like grown up, and they would likely learn that he could artificially age himself if he wanted to, something that would quite probably cause him to be marked.
It occurred to Negi that he was technically a half-Martian magical prince, in a loop populated by magical princesses of various planets in the solar system. He wondered what that part of his heritage would do to the loop. Would he be the reincarnation of some former love of the princess of Mars, or would he be the reincarnation of a relative of the princess of Mars, who had been betrothed to one or more princesses of other planets?
Negi kicked himself. The answer to that was easy: It would be whatever would make his life more difficult.
An hour later, having arrived at his new job and gotten the principal to understand that, yes, he really was the new English teacher despite the fact that he was about the same age as the students, he headed to his class.
"Good morning class, my name is Negi Springfield, and I am your new English teacher." He introduced himself.
Various members of the class whispered to each other about the youth of their new teacher. Then he heard one comment that made him realize what was familiar about the name of the school.
"So that's why Hotaru is sweet on him." A blonde girl with odangos in her hair said.
Negi had spent relatively few loops with the Senshi, none of them in their home loop before. He had also spent very little of those loops in his Nagi persona. As such, the only girls that had really attached to him were the two who were approximately his age, while the others went after older people (Though Chibi-Usa would promptly age herself and seek out Ranma if he was available). This time, the girls were seeing what he looked like grown up, and they would likely learn that he could artificially age himself if he wanted to, something that would quite probably cause him to be marked.
It occurred to Negi that he was technically a half-Martian magical prince, in a loop populated by magical princesses of various planets in the solar system. He wondered what that part of his heritage would do to the loop. Would he be the reincarnation of some former love of the princess of Mars, or would he be the reincarnation of a relative of the princess of Mars, who had been betrothed to one or more princesses of other planets?
Negi kicked himself. The answer to that was easy: It would be whatever would make his life more difficult.
After dozens upon dozens of loops, the Senshi were all fully aware of who each other was and where they would be at the start of the loop. So after Minako had arrived in town and Hotaru had received her regularly scheduled exorcism to remove Mistress 9 from the current iteration, they gathered at the Hikawa Shrine. Since Negi was fully aware of who they all were, he was invited as well.
It was the first time in the loop that Negi had met the moon cats, and they had recognized him immediately, although not as the son of the Thousand Master and the last Queen of Ostia. They recognized him as the person he had become after the loop had rewritten history to explain his existence.
"I didn't know that Prince Neigai had been sent forward." Luna said.
"Who was Prince Neigai?" Rei asked.
"He was your brother back in the Silver Millennium."
The Senshi all looked at Negi, who had just officially become one of their small group.
"So..." Makoto asked, looking at the handsome young man who was normally just a small boy, "Did Neigai have a girlfriend?"
"Well, there were a lot of girls that were interested in him," Artemis began, as Negi started quietly praying that none of those girls were in the room with him, "Between his position, his looks, and the fact that he was genuinely likable, he was considered quite a catch."
"Three of the Senshi were among those seeking his hand, and the question of which one his parents would choose as the most suitable was a frequent topic of speculation in the court." Luna added, as Negi silently cursed his fate.
The Senshi exchanged looks as they wondered which one of them was engaged to the young mage.
"The first Senshi that was considered as a possible bride for Neigai was Venus." Luna continued, as Minako smiled naughtily at Negi. "The royal families of Venus and Mars were on very good terms, and thought that marrying their children together would further cement the alliance, both between their houses and between the civilian infrastructure on Venus and the military industries on Mars."
"The next one to be considered was Saturn," Artemis commented. Hotaru looked shyly at the boy who was normally closer to her own age. "Neigai had been one of Saturn's only childhood friends, and some people in the court of Mars thought that anything that, forgive me Hotaru, that would make the most dangerous and unstable of the Senshi happy and unlikely to blow up someone's planet was a good thing. It would have also gained Mars access to the vast untapped mineral resources on Saturn's moons."
"And the final one was Mercury. She and Neigai ended up going to the same college. They became partners on their senior project to create one of the most impressive pieces of research in the history of the university. Since they had become such good friends, it was suggested that marrying them together would help ease the tensions that had arisen between the planets of Fire and Ice."
"Not to mention the fact that everyone was certain they were already in a relationship." Artemis pointed out. "While working on that project, they had research and experimentation sessions together two or three times a week for the whole year. Those meetings generally lasted all night. Half the court was convinced that their activities during those sessions weren't entirely academic once they learned about them."
The rest of the Senshi turned to look at Ami, who had turned bright red at the implications of that revelation. At the same time, a little voice in her mind suggested that she check the Mercury computer to see if any records from that project - and the associated alleged romance - were in there.
"So which one of us ended up with Neigai?" Minako asked.
"I don't know," Luna answered. "All three of you, or at least your families, thought you would be a good match and tried to arrange a match with Neigai's parents. Opinion within the court, both on Mars and on the Moon, was fairly equally divided as to who was the best match. Neigai's family refused to state who they favored for the match until they had made their final decision.
I never learned what that decision was. They eventually told the Queen that they had made a decision, but they didn't tell anyone what that decision was, with the possible exception of Neigai himself, before the date of the official announcement. Even his own sister didn't know - I asked. The announcement was going to have been made on the night that Beryl attacked."
This was even worse than Negi thought it would be. He wasn't engaged to one of the girls, he was pseudo-engaged to three of them, each of whom would be trying to encourage him to 'remember' that he had decided to marry her. He wished Ranma was here. He had experience in dealing with this kind of thing, and he really needed to consult an expert in messes like this.
The fact that Ranma's presence might cause one or more of the girls to go after him instead was just an added bonus.
It was the first time in the loop that Negi had met the moon cats, and they had recognized him immediately, although not as the son of the Thousand Master and the last Queen of Ostia. They recognized him as the person he had become after the loop had rewritten history to explain his existence.
"I didn't know that Prince Neigai had been sent forward." Luna said.
"Who was Prince Neigai?" Rei asked.
"He was your brother back in the Silver Millennium."
The Senshi all looked at Negi, who had just officially become one of their small group.
"So..." Makoto asked, looking at the handsome young man who was normally just a small boy, "Did Neigai have a girlfriend?"
"Well, there were a lot of girls that were interested in him," Artemis began, as Negi started quietly praying that none of those girls were in the room with him, "Between his position, his looks, and the fact that he was genuinely likable, he was considered quite a catch."
"Three of the Senshi were among those seeking his hand, and the question of which one his parents would choose as the most suitable was a frequent topic of speculation in the court." Luna added, as Negi silently cursed his fate.
The Senshi exchanged looks as they wondered which one of them was engaged to the young mage.
"The first Senshi that was considered as a possible bride for Neigai was Venus." Luna continued, as Minako smiled naughtily at Negi. "The royal families of Venus and Mars were on very good terms, and thought that marrying their children together would further cement the alliance, both between their houses and between the civilian infrastructure on Venus and the military industries on Mars."
"The next one to be considered was Saturn," Artemis commented. Hotaru looked shyly at the boy who was normally closer to her own age. "Neigai had been one of Saturn's only childhood friends, and some people in the court of Mars thought that anything that, forgive me Hotaru, that would make the most dangerous and unstable of the Senshi happy and unlikely to blow up someone's planet was a good thing. It would have also gained Mars access to the vast untapped mineral resources on Saturn's moons."
"And the final one was Mercury. She and Neigai ended up going to the same college. They became partners on their senior project to create one of the most impressive pieces of research in the history of the university. Since they had become such good friends, it was suggested that marrying them together would help ease the tensions that had arisen between the planets of Fire and Ice."
"Not to mention the fact that everyone was certain they were already in a relationship." Artemis pointed out. "While working on that project, they had research and experimentation sessions together two or three times a week for the whole year. Those meetings generally lasted all night. Half the court was convinced that their activities during those sessions weren't entirely academic once they learned about them."
The rest of the Senshi turned to look at Ami, who had turned bright red at the implications of that revelation. At the same time, a little voice in her mind suggested that she check the Mercury computer to see if any records from that project - and the associated alleged romance - were in there.
"So which one of us ended up with Neigai?" Minako asked.
"I don't know," Luna answered. "All three of you, or at least your families, thought you would be a good match and tried to arrange a match with Neigai's parents. Opinion within the court, both on Mars and on the Moon, was fairly equally divided as to who was the best match. Neigai's family refused to state who they favored for the match until they had made their final decision.
I never learned what that decision was. They eventually told the Queen that they had made a decision, but they didn't tell anyone what that decision was, with the possible exception of Neigai himself, before the date of the official announcement. Even his own sister didn't know - I asked. The announcement was going to have been made on the night that Beryl attacked."
This was even worse than Negi thought it would be. He wasn't engaged to one of the girls, he was pseudo-engaged to three of them, each of whom would be trying to encourage him to 'remember' that he had decided to marry her. He wished Ranma was here. He had experience in dealing with this kind of thing, and he really needed to consult an expert in messes like this.
The fact that Ranma's presence might cause one or more of the girls to go after him instead was just an added bonus.
"Hello Master." Negi offered a polite greeting to his vampire trainer.
Eva smirked, "What brings you her boyo? You haven't needed training in for a while now. Slowing down time in a timeless universe is rather pointless."
The boy mage reached into his subspace pocket and pulled out a small coffin shaped black box, "I thought I would bring you a birthday present."
Her eyes narrowed, "And who informed you of that date."
In an almost panic he quickly responded, "Nabiki owed me a favor she had yggdrasil access." He then quickly added, "Please don't maim me."
She snorted a bit, "Well you did bring a peace offering, lets see it."
Negi placed the coffin on the table and opened it. Eva looked into the box and quickly evaluated the contents. A foot and a half red haired blued eyed doll wearing coveralls and a striped shirt, "Good guys? Maybe I should beat it into you again that I am a vampire."
Said doll groaned, "Keep it down bitch I'm trying to sleep here."
The vampire quickly reevaluated the the box. The soul contained within seemed positively evil, "My, my isn't this interesting. Necromancy, no, too crude, did you take up voodoo while I wasn't looking boy? I didn't think Saotome had it in him to teach something this wonderfully vile."
Negi shifted slightly, "Ah, no. I didn't create that thing. I really didn't know what to do with it either. He kinda reminded me of Chachazero."
The balding doll quickly replied, "The kid said he'd hook me up with some grade A tail so where the bitches at."
Eva considered the evil doll for a moment, "And just what do I call you."
The doll smiled and replied, "Hi, I'm Chucky. Wanna Play?"
A smile crossed the ancient vampire's lips, "Oh, I'm sure we can have some fun."
Eva smirked, "What brings you her boyo? You haven't needed training in for a while now. Slowing down time in a timeless universe is rather pointless."
The boy mage reached into his subspace pocket and pulled out a small coffin shaped black box, "I thought I would bring you a birthday present."
Her eyes narrowed, "And who informed you of that date."
In an almost panic he quickly responded, "Nabiki owed me a favor she had yggdrasil access." He then quickly added, "Please don't maim me."
She snorted a bit, "Well you did bring a peace offering, lets see it."
Negi placed the coffin on the table and opened it. Eva looked into the box and quickly evaluated the contents. A foot and a half red haired blued eyed doll wearing coveralls and a striped shirt, "Good guys? Maybe I should beat it into you again that I am a vampire."
Said doll groaned, "Keep it down bitch I'm trying to sleep here."
The vampire quickly reevaluated the the box. The soul contained within seemed positively evil, "My, my isn't this interesting. Necromancy, no, too crude, did you take up voodoo while I wasn't looking boy? I didn't think Saotome had it in him to teach something this wonderfully vile."
Negi shifted slightly, "Ah, no. I didn't create that thing. I really didn't know what to do with it either. He kinda reminded me of Chachazero."
The balding doll quickly replied, "The kid said he'd hook me up with some grade A tail so where the bitches at."
Eva considered the evil doll for a moment, "And just what do I call you."
The doll smiled and replied, "Hi, I'm Chucky. Wanna Play?"
A smile crossed the ancient vampire's lips, "Oh, I'm sure we can have some fun."
Another continuation of the Negima/Sailor Moon loop:
Ami looked through the enormous list of archived files, searching for anything on the senior project she had worked on in her past life. She kept telling herself that she just wanted to learn what she had done to create what was considered one of the most impressive pieces of research the university she had attended had ever seen, not to search for evidence that she had been dating her partner. Sometimes she even believed it.
Eventually, she did find some files connected to the project. Opening one at random, it proved to be a recording.
"Experiment seven," Neigai stated calmly, as he and Ami's past self described exactly what they were attempting to do and what they expected to happen while they set up various pieces of equipment.
"Experiment starting in five, four, three, two, one, now." Past Ami said, flipping a switch.
"Okay, we now have two hours to kill before we collect the data on the experiment." Neigai said, as the two walked out of the view of the camera.
Ami wondered what her past self and Negi's past self would be doing for those two hours. Her curiosity grew as she heard some odd noises in the background. The noises became louder and louder, and soon became recognizable as moans. Moans of pleasure, from a female voice. Ami blushed as she realized that her past self had apparently been in a relationship with Negi's past self, and that they had spent the lull periods in their experiments by making out.
As the moans got louder, and interspersed with comments such as 'Yes', 'More', and 'Harder', Ami came to the conclusion that they had been doing more than just making out. A massive rush of blood to her head made Ami pass out, a large grin on her face. As she laid unconscious on her bed, her imagination started coming up with images that could explain the noises she had made in a previous life. Images that she would remember and misinterpret as memories of a past life.
Because she had passed out, she never did finish viewing the recording. More importantly, she never heard a young princess of Mercury say "If you ever need me to help you practice what you're learning in that massage class, feel free to ask."
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Note: How will Ami's 'discovery' affect her relationship with Negi?
Did Neigai and Princess Mercury's non-scientific activities go beyond apparently highly satisfying back rubs?
Which Senshi will snag Negi?
Will it be a lasting relationship, like Ranma and Skuld, or just something of convenience?
I honestly don't know.
I have no more ideas as to what to do with this idea anymore, so anyone who wants to take it over, feel free.
Ami looked through the enormous list of archived files, searching for anything on the senior project she had worked on in her past life. She kept telling herself that she just wanted to learn what she had done to create what was considered one of the most impressive pieces of research the university she had attended had ever seen, not to search for evidence that she had been dating her partner. Sometimes she even believed it.
Eventually, she did find some files connected to the project. Opening one at random, it proved to be a recording.
"Experiment seven," Neigai stated calmly, as he and Ami's past self described exactly what they were attempting to do and what they expected to happen while they set up various pieces of equipment.
"Experiment starting in five, four, three, two, one, now." Past Ami said, flipping a switch.
"Okay, we now have two hours to kill before we collect the data on the experiment." Neigai said, as the two walked out of the view of the camera.
Ami wondered what her past self and Negi's past self would be doing for those two hours. Her curiosity grew as she heard some odd noises in the background. The noises became louder and louder, and soon became recognizable as moans. Moans of pleasure, from a female voice. Ami blushed as she realized that her past self had apparently been in a relationship with Negi's past self, and that they had spent the lull periods in their experiments by making out.
As the moans got louder, and interspersed with comments such as 'Yes', 'More', and 'Harder', Ami came to the conclusion that they had been doing more than just making out. A massive rush of blood to her head made Ami pass out, a large grin on her face. As she laid unconscious on her bed, her imagination started coming up with images that could explain the noises she had made in a previous life. Images that she would remember and misinterpret as memories of a past life.
Because she had passed out, she never did finish viewing the recording. More importantly, she never heard a young princess of Mercury say "If you ever need me to help you practice what you're learning in that massage class, feel free to ask."
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Note: How will Ami's 'discovery' affect her relationship with Negi?
Did Neigai and Princess Mercury's non-scientific activities go beyond apparently highly satisfying back rubs?
Which Senshi will snag Negi?
Will it be a lasting relationship, like Ranma and Skuld, or just something of convenience?
I honestly don't know.
I have no more ideas as to what to do with this idea anymore, so anyone who wants to take it over, feel free.