Naruto New Intros

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Hunter 1

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Eh, just separate Naruto and fuzz face, turn them both female, then stick them and the Senshi in Eiken for a loop.

Bonus points if you choose someone(s) and have them play the role of the guy, while still being physically female...

(Hey, last time I checked, half the point of the Eiken loops was to let us creatively "punish" the loopers...)
 
seitora

seitora

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Hunter 1 said:
Eh, just separate Naruto and fuzz face, turn them both female, then stick them and the Senshi in Eiken for a loop.

Bonus points if you choose someone(s) and have them play the role of the guy, while still being physically female...

(Hey, last time I checked, half the point of the Eiken loops was to let us creatively "punish" the loopers...)
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Write it yourself even :p!

I've served up a dollop of genderbending perversion in some of these topics myself, so I might have to step up my game again.
 
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Obfuscated

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There was also the loop where somebody (Naruto) sold 'true' accounts (Porn movies) of the senshi's exploits against the Dark Kingdom made using clones and genjutsu.
 
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Luna Tears

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A certain pinked haired girl giggled to herself as she realized she had the entire loop all to herself...

"No Sasuke to interrupt my research... No Naruto to stop my experiments..."

All of konoha village shivered involuntarily as she laughed...

"And now I can do the experiment they would never let me do." She whispered with glee to herself as her eyes sparkled with a madness that could be born from experiencing what no mortal should.

A few weeks later...

"Sasuke, are you alright?" A certain white haired scarecrow said with worried as he watch his student barfed up his breakfast before training for the 5th day in the row.

"Teme, this is your fault..." A blond idioitic genius said as he joined his teammate in hurling his breakfast.

"My fault?" sasuke gurgled between puking.

"ugh... You were the first to get sick first. You must be the one to passed it on to me" The blond idiot said before once again blowing his chunks.

"This is not normal, I'm going to take you two to the hospital. Sakura, training is cancelled for today. Enjoy your day off" their white haired teacher said before taking two of his student to konoha general.

"Yes kakashi-sensei" The pink haired manic replied before heading home to prepare more experiments, all while smiling like the cat who ate the canary.

"Not only should it buy me more time for experimenting, but I'll finally get to find out how a child from Naruto and Sasuke shall look like." She thought to herself, looking like a disturbed giggling fangirl to all that passed by.

A month later she would inadvertently destroy the world in such severity that she brought forth the worst Eikan loop in all of looping history, and set back repairs to Yggdrasil...


(No, they didn't have sex. Sakura just sneaked in one night while they slept and injected them with syringes. Slap yourself if you think they did. Hench why Sasuke and Naruto don't give her a moment alone, let alone a chance with anything scientific, specifically when they learn she was trying to cause a Eikan loop that one time.)
 
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Obfuscated

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She should have waited a year. So that there are proper memories of 'their' babies for the looping Naruto and Sasuke to absorb.
 
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chaosdrac

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Obfuscated said:
She should have waited a year. So that there are proper memories of 'their' babies for the looping Naruto and Sasuke to absorb.
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she probliy didn't want to get killed first thing when they are awake
 
seitora

seitora

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a thousand too many
 
Innortal

Innortal

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Sakura is the only one with a Syndrome named after her. No other Looper--either Anchor or tag-a-long--has that 'honor'.
 
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Drakos

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Question is, we all know that a Looper who was relatively sane beforehand going utterly batshit is called Sakura Syndrome... but what's the opposite called? Part curiosity, part food for thought.
 
Innortal

Innortal

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Drakos said:
Question is, we all know that a Looper who was relatively sane beforehand going utterly batshit is called Sakura Syndrome... but what's the opposite called? Part curiosity, part food for thought.
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Coma.

Most Loopers understand a plan for instant gratification.

Sakura Syndrome is not seeing anything beyond such; only what you can attain during the Loop.

However, with them learning about subspace pockets, it has expanded somewhat.
 
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zeebee1

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Seeing as they will eventually remember this, well, if they get attached to the baby then the next several loops will have Sakura in total isolation. Maybe they can't kill her, they have special punishments. It shouldn't be hard to send her, and her alone, to Eiken.
 
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thezorch

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zeebee1 said:
Seeing as they will eventually remember this, well, if they get attached to the baby then the next several loops will have Sakura in total isolation. Maybe they can't kill her, they have special punishments. It shouldn't be hard to send her, and her alone, to Eiken.
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Are we talking Eiken, as in schoolgirls with inhumanly massive boobs, Eiken?
 
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zeebee1

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Well, for some reason the loopers hate Eiken, which happens due to really big universe ending scenarios.
 
seitora

seitora

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thezorch said:
zeebee1 said:
Seeing as they will eventually remember this, well, if they get attached to the baby then the next several loops will have Sakura in total isolation. Maybe they can't kill her, they have special punishments. It shouldn't be hard to send her, and her alone, to Eiken.
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Are we talking Eiken, as in schoolgirls with inhumanly massive boobs, Eiken?
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Yes, that Eiken.
 
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Darkfire51

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Naruto awoke to his internal "Oh S&^%!" early warning system going off. He immediately went into sage mode to discover the problem

1. This wasn't his normal room.
2. He wasn't alone this loop since it seemed the other Anchors were here in The Hidden Leaf Village.
3. He DID NOT hold Kurama, the 9 tails, this loop.
4. He now knew why, and she wasn't alone......

Naruto passed out. If THEY were awake then everyone was in trouble.

xxxxxx

Ranma looked over at Shinji has he started using a long forgotten catch phrase.

"Mustn't run away! Mustn't run away! MUSTN'T RUN AWAY!!!"

Ichigo just stared at the people standing behind a sheepish, and very nervous, Naruto. This would either be the worst loop he ever had, or the greatest. Either way he had tears in his eyes.

Harry was currently holding one of the women behind Naruto in his arms, and NO ONE was going to attempt to separate them anytime soon.

Ranma decided to get the inevitable over with. With a smile on his face he asked.

"So Mom, who am I engaged to this time."

Ranma was not surprised by the familiar smile that appeared on his mother's face, but was worried by the matching smiles that were appearing on the faces of the other women. Chills ran down the spines of every looper there.

xxxxxx

Had this idea bouncing around in my head. I noticed that all the main Anchors, except Ranma, lost their mother's when they were young. Since Mother's Day is coming up in the near future I figured it would be appropriate.

And as to the reason Shinji is scared of his mother, She's AWAKE and he knows it. He has no power over her, she's his MOM. Same for the other guys.

OMAKE:
"Yes, Mother."

"And you should smile a little more dear."

"Yes, Mother."

"Now, your sister went to a lot of trouble arranging this date tonight so I want you to show this girl a nice time."

"Yes, Mother."

Gaara felt his mother's kiss on his forehead before she leaned back and inspected his clothes one last time. He had already sent out a couple Sand Clones to .... 'convince' his father and Orichimaru that the invasion would be very bad for their health.

No one was endangering his time with his Mother. A clicking noise behind his mother turned out to be Temari holding a camera.

"Looking good Little Brother."
 
Prince Charon

Prince Charon

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Yeah, Gaara would be very happy to have his mother back, even at the price of matchmaking.

So would the others, of course, but they'd be less accepting of the matchmaking thing.
 
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Darkfire51

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Their Mothers were there with them and awake. Usually everyone's mother, except for Ranma's, is dead in the storyline and the loops.

All of them together is a force that the anchors couldn't stand against if they wanted to. After all, to one extent or another they are all Momma's Boys, but in a good way.
 
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