Naruto New Intros

[Typhonis]

"Ramen,hokage,dattebayo!"

Sasuke did his best to drown out the idiot....but it was taking a herculean effort on his part. He watched as the orange clad ninja ran around like a hyperactive squirel on speed. He kept screaming the same three words over and over again....which come to think of it was how he normally talked.

"Ramen, dattebayo,Ramen."

Sakura cut loose with a scream of frustration and slamed Naruto in the head.

"Shut the hell....up?"

Kakashi and Sasuke stared at the sight as Naruto's headed boinged up and down on the end of a large spring. Sakura turned a horrified face to them as his head kept talking but the words no longer synched with the lips.

Kakashi sighed and shook his head.

" I killed him!"

"Sakura, that isn't Naruto."

Both genin looked at their ever tardy teacher. He held his face in a scholarly manner as he looked the puppet over. "Looks like he skipped out of Konoha again....I must admit he is getting better with his replacement puppets. Though looks like he is still stuck with the three phrase brain. Oh well. Continue trasining while I alert Hokage sama to this development."

He eye smiled at his genin "Hopefully this won't turn out like the Kiri ramen noodle incident."

"Kiri Ramen Noodle Incident?" Sakura asked puzzled.

"It's classified and it NEVER happened , which is why the big five have agreed not to let it happen again."

 

[Drakos]

Interesting. Kakashi's obviously the looping version, while Sakura obviously ISN'T. Kinda curious about Sasuke, though.

I'd ask about the KRNI, but it's obviously a Noodle Incident and you won't be answering, except in the most vague terms.

 

[zeebee1]

If it's classified then it means it happened. Not all of these have to be loops. Some could just be alternate realities where Naruto makes robots so he can vacation in other countries.

 

[Typhonis]

"Wait Classified and didn't happen? What are you talking about sensei?"

Kakashi sighed then looked at Sasuke.

"Officially , Nothing happend. Unofficially It is so classified that if you try to find out more about it you get to spend some Super happy fun time with those nice folks in torture and interrogation. As far as we know at least two ninja were affected .....one was our own Maito Gai...afterwards he started wearing the spandex and yelling about youth."

"The Other?" Sakura asked hesitantly.

"All we know is he kept saying something about Tobi being a good boy . We never mnaged to catch him."

 

[TmDagger]

"Wait Classified and didn't happen? What are you talking about sensei?"

Kakashi sighed then looked at Sasuke.

"Officially , Nothing happend. Unofficially It is so classified that if you try to find out more about it you get to spend some Super happy fun time with those nice folks in torture and interrogation. As far as we know at least two ninja were affected .....one was our own Maito Gai...afterwards he started wearing the spandex and yelling about youth."

"The Other?" Sakura asked hesitantly.

"All we know is he kept saying something about Tobi being a good boy . We never mnaged to catch him."

So... Naruto frakked up So badly that whatever the hell happened was retroactively inserted into mainstream cannon(pre-loop) history of his reality?!!!
...
...
... :blink: <_< :huh!: :sweat2:
That beats out even being given "Bad influence on Eldrich Horrors from beyond the Veil" award.

 

[thezorch]

"Wait Classified and didn't happen? What are you talking about sensei?"

? Kakashi sighed then looked at Sasuke.

"Officially , Nothing happend. Unofficially It is so classified that if you try to find out more about it you get to spend some Super happy fun time with those nice folks in torture and interrogation. As far as we know at least two ninja were affected .....one was our own Maito Gai...afterwards he started wearing the spandex and yelling about youth."

"The Other?" Sakura asked hesitantly.

"All we know is he kept saying something about Tobi being a good boy . We never mnaged to catch him."

So... Naruto frakked up So badly that whatever the hell happened was retroactively inserted into mainstream cannon(pre-loop) history of his reality?!!!
...
...
... :blink: <_< :huh!: :sweat2:
That beats out even being given "Bad influence on Eldrich Horrors from beyond the Veil" award.

When you can give Cthulhu nightmares you know you've gone to the Darkside.

 

[Drakos]

When you can give Cthulhu nightmares you know you've gone to the Darkside.

So much so that you've gone out the other side OF the Dark Side, straight into being an eldritch horror yourself (if unofficially).

 

[Typhonis]

"Naruto, do you know WHY you are here?"

"I think so Hokage-sama, but no matter how happy it would make Ero-sanin I will not hand over the sailor fuku I stole from Uranus so you can copy it and issue it as the new female ANBU uniform."

"That is not it."

"Let me guess, you were afraid of me creating another KRNI? Like I said if that ass Madara hadn't gotten involved . None of it would have happened."

"Naruto."

"The damn thing was stable, Everything was going to speck till he showed up with Gai and Kakashi."

"Naruto."

"Hell, there is nothing wrong with the three of them. They survived in perfect health."

Sarutobi turned to look at Gai bemoaning the fact Naruto's flames of youth were burning down...and Kakashi was late... He turned back to Naruto.

"Two weeks. NO RAMEN."

"WHAT?"

"Shall I make it three?"

 

[Leonite]

"Oh come on! That incident isn't nearly as bad as that one loop where I turned Konoha into a giant sex bot"

"Four Weeks for bringing that up"

 

[slickrcbd]

In this form I go by Naruto Uzumaki, but I also known as The Kyuubi No Kitsune. I
like pranks, ramen, and having sex with girls in human form as in my true form it is nowhere near as enjoyable.

I dislike being put under genjutsu that turns me into a mindless beast and being used to attack innocient people. I also dislike instructors that don't understand that I have near-infinite chakra and it is very hard to call up only tiny amounts like in the standard bunshin jutus and keep refusing to play to my strengths and teach me jutsu that require more chakra like the kage bunshin as a substitute. I hate those that insist on focusing on my weaknesses.

My dream is to learn a counter or a way to get immunity to the genjutsu used to turn me into a mindless beast and kill the man responsible for using me to attack Konohagakure. Preferably slowly and painfully.

 

[zeebee1]

Naruto: I also dislike being tortured and executed for stupidly telling people the truth.

 

[Darkfire51]

Naruto was Laying out on top of the Hokage Monument. Everyone had decided to have a vacation loop, but hadn't really made any big plans.

Naruto was getting a little sun with Sakura laying out in a bikini just a few feet over. While she had promised not to go sex crazed again, she still teased and tempted when she could and Naruto caught himself looking over and remembering some of the more interesting things he had done with her body and how it would soon be developing in the next few years.

Sasuke had mentioned wanting to try something but had either kept forgetting or just not gotten around to it, what ever 'it' was.

Years and centuries of training and living in the loops gave Naruto the skills to not only sense Sasuke's return at great speed, but also detect that Sasuke was very angry at the moment and it seemed directed at Naruto. In the few minutes it took Sasuke to cross the miles that Naruto's range extended Naruto ran a mental checklist in his head for what he might have done or forgotten he had done to cause such annoyance.

Finding nothing in memory he simply stood and changed his clothes with a wave of his hand. Sasuke must really be angry if Sasuke forgot that they all knew several teleportation techniques and instead ran all the way back.

Naruto was grabbed by the collar of his shirt as Sasuke arrived with anger in his eyes.

"What did you DO?!?!?"

"Sasuke, what are you talking about? I haven't pranked in loops... well, you guys anyway."

Sakura simply turned her head and decided to watch the show.

"I decided to go to that waterfall on that turtle island you mentioned. I was actually curious what I'd see if I met my 'Inner Self'. I don't know what you did or how you did it, but I know it was you and I'll kill you."

Naruto was about to ask what happened when he felt a pair of arms wrap around him from behind and heard a second Sasuke's voice, but what was said drove chills down his spine.

"Naruto-chan, there you are. Now, finally, we can be together and our love can shine forth on the world."

Sakura was suddenly out with a nosebleed, but not before creating a couple clones to get pictures and transcribe everything that was happening.

Naruto turned his head and stared down at what seemed to be Sasuke's 'Inner Self'. Naruto even tried every detection skill and spell he knew from his time in the multiverse. Other than the fact it was a shadow clone body, there was no illusion.

Naruto was being hugged in a loving and gentle manner by a Sasuke in a pink version of Sasuke's normal clothing, with light blue highlights and a pink bow in his hair. He was even wearing some makeup.

Sasuke, the real Sasuke, moved to strike the clone down but Naruto discovered that the Pink Wonder had all of Sasuke's moves and abilities. Deciding that enough was enough he prepared to end this and get some answers from the only person who might know what was going on.

"ENOUGH!!!"

Sasuke and Pink!Sasuke jumped back from each other and watched as Naruto started the handsigns for Shadow clone, but didn't stop and instead kept going a while longer.

"DOPPELGANGER!"

The Naruto clone looked around and Sasuke noticed that like his clone this Naruto clone had red on black eyes.

"Shadow, what's wrong with Sasuke's 'Inner Self'?"

'Shadow', as Naruto called him looked over at Pink!Sasuke and the moment their eyes met Pink!Sasuke latched onto 'Shadow' and placed his cheek on Shadow's chest, looking up with love in his eyes.

"Now, my beloved. we can be together for ever."

Shadow placed his arms around Pink!S and the sight became too much for Sakura's clones as they passed out and dispelled.

Shadow looked over at the two jaw dropped teens as he spoke.

"Isn't it obvious? We're, and by extension you guys, are madly in love with each other and always have been."

Before Sasuke or Naruto could react Shadow turned back to Pink!s and leaned, their eyes closing slowly.

Just before their lips met they both stopped as they opened their eyes. With a grin on their faces they let go of each other and started laughing uncontrollably. Shadow barely found hid voice first as he spoke.

"I can't believe you did that or that you pulled it off."

Pink!S was suddenly surrounded in smoke which simply changed his clothes to an exact copy of Sasuke's. The bow was also now gone.

"I can't believe you figured it out and went along with it."

Shadow suddenly found a kunai at his neck. He looked over at Sasuke who was holding said kunai.

"What. The. FUCK!"

Shadow started grinning.

"It's simple really, while you've been awake so have we. Naruto already knew that after those Bleach loops."

A mask started to form on Shadow's face. Sasuke was about to begin fighting when he felt a hand on his shoulder and saw his clone also now wearing a similar mask, but his clone's mask looked a lot like his old cursed seal level 2's face.

"Dude, I've been waiting for about 300 years for you to either go thru a bleach loop when you tried to look for my power or at least visit that damn waterfall. I've been bored out of my mind and I started planning this prank as revenge. Now, as a sign of peace I'm going to warn you guys about a possible danger."

Everyone stood down as Naruto walked over and stood next to Shadow.

"What danger?"

Pi- Shadow!Sasuke pointed at the unconscious Sakura.

"She use to talk to her Inner Self all the time and she use to be a lot crazier. She miraculously gets better and has neither done the Bleach Hallow training or visited the waterfall on Turtle Island. And when was the last time you know of her talking to her Inner Self."

Shadow's eyes widened as he quickly turned to the asleep girl before turning back to Shadow!Sasuke with attack in hand.

"Rasengan!"
"Chidori"

The Shadow Clones dispersed each other leaving only Shadow's Doppelganger body behind.

"Hey Sasuke?"

"Yeah Naruto?"

"I'm scared."

"I am too."

They both watched the unconscious girl for a moment before Sasuke spoke.

"Hey Naruto?"

"Yeah Sasuke?"

"I'm naming the asshole Pinky."

"Alright Brain.

 

[Innortal]

A little confusing at first, but not bad.

 

[slickrcbd]

This one is probably going to get me lynched, but...

I usually prefer to be called Naruto Uzumacki, but [touches a heart-shaped amulet on a choker] sometime I go by [suddenly henges into the shape of a former classmate at the Academy that had disappeared shortly before Naruto arrived] Ami. But my true identity is...HONEY FLASH! [transforms into a redheaded girl in a skimpy outfit with a red top and black bottom weilding a sword]
Ai no Kunoichi Cutie Honey Namikaze.
Bearer of the Imaginary Induction Bloodline limit.

I like girls and being a tomboy, but got tiered of constantly being criticized for not being ladylike. SO I used my bloodline to transform into a boy full-time. I found I preferred that even though I acted the same way, so I'm going to stay Naruto as much as I can. [touches the button and transforms back to Naruto]. Besides, people don't get as upset or find it as odd when a boy hits on a girl rather than a girl hitting on another girl, nor does anybody accuse a boy as being "unladylike". I'd rather be a bishounen boy.


(Naruto may or may not just be pulling a prank on the team to see their reactions. He DID invent oiroke no jutsu so isn't above using female form).

 

[thezorch]

This one is probably going to get me lynched, but...

I usually prefer to be called Naruto Uzumacki, but [touches a heart-shaped amulet on a choker] sometime I go by [suddenly henges into the shape of a former classmate at the Academy that had disappeared shortly before Naruto arrived] Ami. But my true identity is...HONEY FLASH! [transforms into a redheaded girl in a skimpy outfit with a red top and black bottom weilding a sword]
Ai no Kunoichi Cutie Honey Namikaze.
Bearer of the Imaginary Induction Bloodline limit.

I like girls and being a tomboy, but got tiered of constantly being criticized for not being ladylike. SO I used my bloodline to transform into a boy full-time. I found I preferred that even though I acted the same way, so I'm going to stay Naruto as much as I can. [touches the button and transforms back to Naruto]. Besides, people don't get as upset or find it as odd when a boy hits on a girl rather than a girl hitting on another girl, nor does anybody accuse a boy as being "unladylike". I'd rather be a bishounen boy.


(Naruto may or may not just be pulling a prank on the team to see their reactions. He DID invent oiroke no jutsu so isn't above using female form).

That would be an epic prank to end all pranks. :yay:

 

[Leonite]

You know what? It's been a while, stuff has been revealed... and I feel like explaining how a new looper managed to once fuck up Obito's plans something fierce.

---

Obito sighed, one of the few times he was "Awake", at least according to Itachi and Nagato, and it happens to be one of the few times that another Anchor is taking Naruto's place. He had been looking forward to a rematch with his sensei's kid for a while now, but nope, because he only "woke up" after this new looper was born, he had to stick to the original timeline... and the worst part about it is he suspected he was the only one Awake in this loop.

What was worse was that the boy, grey haired compared to Naruto's blonde, seemed to dislike using the Kyuubi's chakra, so the fight had been ridiculously easy, he had managed to pull of the Infinite Tsukiyomi, everyone was in the perfect world, the Juubi was under control and...

And unlike the thousands of other ninjas on the battlefield (Sasuke excluded, he was glaring at the two with activated eyes) the boy didn't have a blank look on his face. Quite the opposite, he seems to look... bored almost.

"Is that the strongest illusion you have?" He asked, slowly walking forward. "If it is, then let me just say that while it was a good attempt, you will never be able to trap me."

Madara snorted "If you won't fall into Obito's idealistic fantasy of peace, then disappear!" he shouts, the Juubi opening its mouth and rapidly firing the Bijuudama... but when the dust clears, the boy barely looks scratched.

"An Almighty attack? If this was my prime loop I'd have been caught off guard... but you don't seem to get it." The boy says, tossing away a set of now broken glasses. "Everyone out there has a darker side, a side they don't want to show to the world, built of hate, mistrust, betrayal and the like. Hiding in a world of perfection is to seal away one of humanity's greater strengths: for us to recognize our flaws and grow from them."

Obito was less interested in the speech and more the fact that, despite this being his first Naruto Loop, the Anchor before him had managed to break out of the Infinite Tsukiyomi... apparently Naruto had taken until his third loop experiencing it to break it this easily. "What nonsense." he muttered, almost rehearsed at this point "Regardless of what you think, you've already lost, and this time you fight without any of your allies." He pointed out simply, the Juubi letting out a roar.

And then the boy... smiled "I may not have my friends here mentally... but they're with me in spirit... through the power of the friendships I gained with them." he announces, a blue card lowering down from the sky into his hand "And it's with that power I will defeat you! Inizagi no Ookami!"

Obitio would later, while the godly persona went to town on the Juubi showing exactly what a God-Incarnate can do, consider it a stupid move to have underestimated an Anchor simply for being a bit obsessed with making friends than actually fighting at times.

---

The Persona 4 Protagonist fused looping. I left the name ambiguous because he's that sort of character, but this is a Protag who got Persona 4's true ending... which involved breaking through an illusion set up by a Goddess (or extremely powerful entity claiming to be a Goddess) As for why Inizagi no Ookami can take on the Juubi by itself? Well, looping to a guy like this one is like playing a new game plus, and Inizagi-no-Ookami is the highest level persona you can fuse.

 

[Yorae Rasante]

I didn't play the fighting game/sequel myself, but from what I saw his official name in it is the same as in the anime, Narukami Yu.

 

[Leonite]

I didn't play the fighting game/sequel myself, but from what I saw his official name in it is the same as in the anime, Narukami Yu.

But he has a second name that for a while people took as official "Souji Seta", so I left the name up to the reader.

 

[Yorae Rasante]

true, because that's the name given in the manga.
smt characters usually have different names in mangas, animes, novels, drama cds etc. The names are only actually considered officials when they are mentioned in a game, either the default name or when they have cameos/reappearences in others like happened to If's and Persona 4's main characters, the others are mostly an unnoficial names that was used by fandom enough they were associated with the character.

 

[michirusan]

true, because that's the name given in the manga.
smt characters usually have different names in mangas, animes, novels, drama cds etc. The names are only actually considered officials when they are mentioned in a game, either the default name or when they have cameos/reappearences in others like happened to If's and Persona 4's main characters, the others are mostly an unnoficial names that was used by fandom enough they were associated with the character.

and Persona 3 didn't make it any easier on us when they dropped P3P and made even the gender of the lead mutable -_-. Mainly since the Persona games really are supposed to be putting the player in the role of the lead. and you simply cannot do that for an anime. For the purpose of canon, however, both names are correct, but only for their respective kakera. I like leaving the protagonists name vague because it does still work.

 

[seitora]

Upon the commencement of a new Loop following a FUBAR loop that had a lot of villains and villain antagonists Awake during that time, Naruto could feel something was different.

It took about seven rounds (and then he kicked his mental time processes back to normal, playing Dungeons and Dragon with the likes of L, Light Yagami, Lelouch Lamperouge and Sosuke Aizen was tough) before he managed to figure out just what was that. Kurama wasn't there. But something else was.

Sighing, he dove into the heart of the seal, seeing if he was going to be greeting or killing his new tenant.

His first impression upon seeing the pink hair was that Sakura had somehow managed to FUBAR something that, while causing them to Loop in their Home Universe, also got her sealed inside him (that came out wrong in his head...). His second impression was that she had managed to grow animal ears and a foxtail in the process.

His third impression was that that wasn't Sakura. Her breasts weren't that large naturally.

"Uh, hello," Naruto waved at the foxgirl, who had suddenly jolted up from her pacing around on the ground of his mental commons. Oddly enough, there was no Seal or any other such partition between him and her. Just who was she, he wandered?

"Uwa!" The foxgirl squealed.

"Uwa?" Naruto quirked an eyebrow, then suddenly braced himself as the foxgirl jumped into his arms. "Oof!" Taking a couple of steps back quickly, he slowed down the momentum of his own fall as he fell down on the ground. "What was that for? Who are you, for that matter?" He asked, while one hand wandered for her ears, petting them. Never mind who she was even, considering he was basically immortal he didn't even care anymore, but she was damned cute!

"Me? I shouldn't tell Master my real name....so, call me Caster!!!" The self-named Caster squirmed on his lap, practically purring as he worked one hand through her ears, the other through her tail.

Caster?...oh shit, with that kind of name, she was definitely from Emiya's world. Naruto had only met the man a few times, but the guy was obsessed with swords. The first time he had landed in Naruto's universe, Emiya Shirou had gone and 'Traced' Kusanagi, Samehada, the Zabuza Sword and a number of other weapons. That had been a rather easy life since Shirou had kept the Akatsuki preoccupied while he kept attempting to trace Tobi's spoon. The guy was a bit lunatic, claiming over and over again that "The Zabuza Sword Cannot be Beat", but he was at least well enough to talk about his own home world. Hence, Naruto figured Caster was one of the spirits from the Throne of Heroes who had, somehow, managed her way into his universe for a Loop.

But, that comment about him being her Master...well, she seemed, er, friendly enough already that it didn't seem she was only following him because he had (did he really? He would check later) Command Seals. Like magic, his eyes traced her adorable nose and closed eyes down her chest, and stopped at the side of her skirt, where the fabric separated right at the hip.

Slowly, blood started trickling from his nose as a single perverted thought ran through his head, I wonder if Inari's interested in a threesome?
---
Poor Naruto, it's not Inari you should be worrying about, it's the yandere right in front of you. Well, just keep her happy

I don't think I have the mannerisms down quite well, especially since I never played a Castko run...Also a short snippet because I don't really have much of an idea beyond this

And now I want to see a D&D game between Light, Lelouch, L and Aizen.

 

[zeebee1]

Which Inari?

 

[datenchi]

the goddess

 

[zeebee1]

But Caster could clearly use a virgin sacrifice to escape the seal so she could serve Naruto better. A good wife can't cook from inside the soul without setting things on fire.

 

[seitora]

Which Inari?

The Goddess Inari of course :yay: